Escapades

"Haaahhh… this is… haahh! I'm comin'! I'm—"

"Oh, darling, I'm coming— just one more—"

"I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming! Just— hold on!"

Twilight's ears perked up as she looked around, confused. "...Uh, did that last one come from outside?"

Rainbow Dash barrelled through the open window of Twilight's crystal bedroom, traveling at a speed decidedly inappropriate for a bedroom environment. "I'm coming I'm coming— woah! Uh-oh."

Rainbow crashed into the floor and slid across the room, spinning in desperate circles, flat on her stomach and knocking pillows about. She slammed into the foot of the bed, right next to where Rarity sat leaning against it. "AaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAAAAhhhaahhhh!" Rarity cried out, terror and ecstasy hitting her all at the same time as she climaxed.

Pinkie removed her muzzle from between Rarity's thighs, giggling. "Ha ha! That felt like a good one! Awesome timing, Rainbow! Nothing like a good jolt at the right time to really make a climax a climax!" She tapped her hoof on her chin in thought. "Maybe if I started bringing balloons, we could pop them behind ponies just as they—"

"Speaking perfectly honestly I do believe I liked things just the way they were, Pinkie," Rarity said, wide-eyed and twitching on the floor.

"Ow. Ow ow ow." Rainbow wasn't hearing much of anything besides a high-pitched ringing.

Twilight poked her head over the foot of the bed, looking down at Rainbow. "Wow. Are you okay?"

Fluttershy poked her head over as well, then leapt off the bed, flapping her wings once to make sure she made it over Rarity and Pinkie Pie. "Rainbow! Are you hurt?" She laid down next to Rainbow's slumped figure, moving one hoof to Rainbow's face as she started to stir.

"Heh… I've had worse crashes. Of course, this is probably the worst bedroom in Equestria to actually crash into. Seriously! Get some carpeting." She knocked her hoof on the crystal floor twice as Twilight chuckled in relief.

Rainbow glanced at Fluttershy's hoof out of the corner of her eye, feeling a slightly sticky residue rubbing off on her face. "I can tell you've been busy. Is this you?" She lightly licked Fluttershy's hoof flirtatiously.

"O-oh! Sorry," Fluttershy blushed, then giggled. "This is from Applejack, actually. After she and Twilight took care of me, we got her laying down on her stomach, and so I decided to try just… my hoof." She smiled.

Rainbow beamed, still proud of Fluttershy's growing comfort with this kind of discussion. "And how was it?" Rainbow said, loud enough to carry her voice onto the bed.

"Ohh, it was good," came Applejack's voice in response. "She ain't got the experience, but you can just tell that she really, really wants you t'be happy."

Fluttershy blushed, and Rainbow snorted. "That was corny."

"Wh-- I'm pretty sure you've said the exact same thing about her in the past, Rainbow," Applejack said.

"Have I?" Rainbow said. Fluttershy nodded as a soft grin spread over her face. "Maaaaannn...." Rainbow sighed light-heartedly, then grabbed Fluttershy tightly and started to give her a noogie. "What have you been doing to me these past six weeks!? You're making me so soft!" Fluttershy shrieked in surprise, laughing.

Fluttershy wrestled away. "Did you see?" Her eyes lit up. "Pinkie Pie brought cupcakes for everyone again! And she made some for herself this time!"

"Nice!" Rainbow said. "Did you do that 'taste exchange' thing from last week? Where you each eat the other's cupcake flavor, and then you get the best make-out ever?"

Rarity scoffed lightly. "Oh, I tried to do that with Applejack, but—"

"But coconut is disgusting and should be burned," Applejack interrupted from the bed.

Rarity sighed. "But it was a pleasant time regardless. At least Twilight was willing to give it a go once more. It's a shame you missed it all, darling."

"Wait, what? You're done!?" Rainbow sat up straight. "When I saw Applejack wasn't done, I assumed you were still, like, at the halfway point! Are you kidding me!?"

Applejack finally regained enough energy to poke her head over the foot of the bed next to Twilight. "Hey, I'm as surprised as you are. I started off workin' both Pinkie and Fluttershy, then did Twilight and Pinkie... I got all caught up in seein' how many pairs I could get done in a day that for once I was too busy to just get my two out of the way."

Rainbow frowned. "Man… stupid Wonderbolts meeting. They gather up all the reserves to let them know of tiiiiiny policy and regulation changes for shows we'll probably not even get to be in, and that's the meeting that goes long? Booo. Booo!"

"And what regulation changes were those, darling? Was it, perhaps, about adjusting the flight speed limit in residential areas?" Rarity ran her hoof across the small cracks in the bed frame next to Rainbow. The rest of the girls laughed.

Fluttershy angled her head down slightly, then looked up at Rainbow. "Well… I'd be more than happy to help you, Rainbow…" She smiled softly.

Rainbow looked back at her, thinking. She leaned forward and kissed Fluttershy, intending to pull away after just a peck, but lingered for a few moments.

She broke the kiss, and leaned back. "What if… we turned this into storytime?" The rest of the girls looked at her, confused. "I know I haven't been there for every sexy escapade you guys have gotten up to." Rainbow grinned. "Tell me about some of them, and I'll take care of myself. If they're sexy enough, obviously." She reached a hoof down, teasing her slit just slightly.

"Ooh!" Twilight's horn flared as she disappeared from the bed in a flash of purple light, and reappeared a few feet in front of Rainbow, magically pulling a pillow over to her and sitting up on it. "I like this idea! Hmmm… I could tell you about what Sunset and I got up to last time I was at Canterlot High, when she took me to her place after school, and immediately starting using her fingers to—"

She was cut off as various groans and raspberries emitted from the ponies around the room. "No one wants to hear about your weird people sex, Twilight!" Rainbow said.

"But— it's the same as pony sex! It's just that instead of these giant hooves that I don't even know how we make fit, you can use a finger or two or three to—"

"You're killing me, Twilight. Seriously. R.I.P. my libido. It's dead." Rainbow flopped her hoof to her side, twitching it slightly as she made tiny gasping noises, before rolling it over completely. "'Bleeehhhh.' ...That's on you. You did that."

Twilight grumbled to herself. "Fine. No 'weird human sex.' How about…" She thought for a bit longer as the other girls lay down in a loose circle, some leaning on pillows, with Rainbow at one end, still sitting up against the bed. "Oooooh. Yes. Yess... like a month and a half ago. That night you and Fluttershy first showed up to one together, actually."

Pinkie Pie grinned and giggled, as Rarity shied away slightly. "Oh, goodness…" She hid her face with her hoof, but smiled.

Twilight grinned back at Pinkie, and laughed at Rarity's reaction. "Yup, after everything was done, Pinkie stuck around, and, well…"