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My Big Batty Not-Wedding

by Wise Cracker
Rumble decides to be wedlocked to his bat-winged girlfriend. The rest of Ponyville doesn't know what to make of it. Scootaloo just tries to keep her dark secret hidden.

(Note: Spoilers in the comment section)

Rumble was always a quiet kid. It's only recently, since he started hanging out with Scootaloo, that anypony's really paid attention to him.

Until he announces he's got a bat-winged girlfriend. Whom he's going to wedlock (which is totally not the same thing as a wedding).

That suddenly gets him a lot of attention.

Now the rousette community of Ponyville has to contend with ponies arguing over one boy's decision to partake in a bat rite, while ponies are trying to figure out if they're allowed to be offended by their bat-winged neighbours' behaviour.

And Scootaloo? Scootaloo has more pressing matters to worry about than cultural clashes and child marriages, even if the latter involves someone she likes. And hey, it's not like she could do anything about it even if she wanted to, right?

Author's Notes: the third and for now final part of the Quorum Sensing storyline, and as such follows canon up to and including Season 2. Also contains massive spoilers for the previous stories.

Trigger warning: may remind people of racial/cultural frictions, as well as gendered ones.

Teen
Complete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
ACBCR

73882 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read

15 Chapters:

  1. Enter the Truck 2015-10-26 10:46:14 UTC
    5037
  2. Making Deals 2015-11-02 15:35:11 UTC
    4363
  3. An Agreement on Terms 2015-11-04 10:25:50 UTC
    5358
  4. Reaching Out 2015-11-06 09:45:03 UTC
    4428
  5. Bats in the Orchard 2015-11-09 11:32:03 UTC
    6885
  6. New Players 2015-11-11 15:01:53 UTC
    3920
  7. Impending Culture Shock 2015-11-13 13:49:58 UTC
    6784
  8. The End of a Long Day 2015-11-16 10:42:04 UTC
    3765
  9. Sleep, or Something Like It 2015-11-18 09:26:17 UTC
    7198
  10. The Announcement 2015-11-20 13:09:07 UTC
    4768
  11. Coming to Terms 2015-11-22 14:22:07 UTC
    3923
  12. Layin' Down the Law 2015-11-23 10:39:47 UTC
    4877
  13. Wedlocked 2015-11-25 09:51:26 UTC
    5732
  14. Mixed Sleepover 2015-11-27 09:24:17 UTC
    5393
  15. Bonus Chapter: Family Outing 2016-08-13 11:40:50 UTC
    1451