37 Chapters:

1. Do Not Expect Cohesion 2012-06-01 15:09:29 UTC
   1060
2. Sweet Celestia 2012-07-19 13:33:04 UTC
   723
3. AN BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS... No... No! Nooooooooo!!! 2012-08-26 05:28:59 UTC
   1672
4. Angst, ya horny stallion! 2012-10-13 23:12:06 UTC
   393
5. I'm a missile!!!1111 feat. SUCKHOOF performing SCRATCHIN A MAC 2013-01-06 23:28:26 UTC
   987
6. The End of the First Five Thousand Words 2013-01-08 04:52:33 UTC
   141
7. 14:33 and Five Words 2013-03-29 21:34:24 UTC
   25
8. 08:20 and I'm a Filly 2013-03-30 15:28:51 UTC
   72
9. 12:51 and Octavia's Real Jorb 2013-05-08 17:08:37 UTC
   816
10. 12:03 and Octavia's Real Jorb, Take Two 2013-05-09 19:07:17 UTC
    265
11. COMMERCIAL BREAK: Read This Riff! 2013-05-19 17:26:41 UTC
    149
12. 10:13 and A Small Change 2013-05-19 13:16:56 UTC
    711
13. 10:03 and zzzzzzzzzzzz... 2013-05-21 19:16:31 UTC
    224
14. 12:51 and Octavia's Real Jorb... THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 111 2013-05-21 19:45:09 UTC
    48
15. 12:30 and Octavia's Real Jorb. FORE! 2013-05-24 20:22:27 UTC
    453
16. 05:46 and Octavia's Real Jorb END - OR - Why Princess Celestia should never write fan fiction 2013-06-22 16:46:23 UTC
    373
17. 10:00 and Derpy Will End You 2013-07-02 18:53:04 UTC
    826
18. 23:58 and the Second Five Thousand Words... Featuring DITZY DERP (WHAT'S MY NAME?) 2013-07-15 19:29:22 UTC
    943
19. XIX 2013-08-09 02:43:10 UTC
    205
20. XX - Featuring MANE SIX recording DIE. 2013-09-03 18:11:06 UTC
    391
21. XXI 2013-11-10 23:48:07 UTC
    2
22. XXII 2013-11-11 02:34:38 UTC
    358
23. XXIII: I am die 2013-11-21 21:30:38 UTC
    579
24. XXIV: The Third Five Thousand Words 2013-11-25 07:12:19 UTC
    3499
25. The Story Where Twilight Sparkle Bashes Her Face Against the Edge of the Universe in Frustration… A. K. A. What the Heck 2 2014-02-04 18:23:49 UTC
    1152
26. Wherein IV: The Lost Cause That the Self-Insert Author Gave up on, and, Despite This, Another Author Asked Michael Bay to Direct an Independent Sequel 2014-04-03 20:06:09 UTC
    1515
27. Wherein V: That Damn Author Should Never Have Taken Us from Scootareader: The Rebellion of the OCs: How Many Colons Can I Fit In a Title Block: The Threepresequelitisisisis 2014-04-05 09:18:03 UTC
    1132
28. Wherei 2014-04-05 20:58:48 UTC
    1422
29. Wherein The Author Realizes He's Already Passed His Fourth Five Thousand Word Marker and Argues With Himself Furiously for Missing Out on the Usual "And The nth Five Thousand Words" Chapter Conclusion 2014-04-30 07:19:36 UTC
    629
30. Fudge Buckets: The Epic Quest to Restore Sanity 2014-05-14 17:16:51 UTC
    648
31. SAKORATONAMALAREIEEEE 2015-04-02 08:43:22 UTC
    439
32. Austraeoh: The SCHNALPHLACHT Edition 2015-04-23 03:33:46 UTC
    535
33. ODKGJEWLDJCNDLSKCIKSKKAAAAAAAK 2015-04-23 03:50:42 UTC
    5
34. QTEE MAHK KROOSAYDURRZ 2015-08-28 07:27:48 UTC
    196
35. Twilight Sparkle Finds a PS4 2017-08-14 07:11:35 UTC
    316
36. Story, Interrupted 2017-08-14 07:47:38 UTC
    652
37. blep 2018-01-06 08:40:45 UTC
    11