Shrek x Twilight: The forbidden love

by ShrekLover

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Romance
Length: 833

Twilight Sparkle meets a strange green creature in hopes of transforming him into a tidy creature. But he transforms Twilight.... into a woman.

THIS IS IN NO WAY TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE OR PARODY OF SHITTY ROMANCE STORIES. IT IS NOT SERIOUS AND ANY AND ALL FORMATTING ERRORS (spelling, punctuation, etc) ARE INTENTIONAL

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-21 23:46:02 UTC

Chatper one: A walk in the forest

Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry were on a walk in the Froggy Bottom Bog when they saw a large figure. Flash & Twilight were nervous. It continued to lurk around.

"What was that???" Twilight asked nervously.

"I don't know bae" said Flash sentry

"We should run, flash senpai!" sputtered twilight

The only thing that followed was a large amount of running and screaming.

In the distance, they heard a voice shout

"THIS IS MAH SWAMP LASSEH"

Only one thought passed through Twilight's mind

"It's all ogre now.."

Chapter 3: U so shrexy

Twilight stood up, still a bit shaky. She detected a creamy liquid on her tongue. She walked over to Shrek, and kissed him on the lips.

"Oh... sh-shrek... I.. love you..." She stuttered. Twilight came to a realization at that point. She loved Shrek, so she wanted to share the wealth. Her horn started to glow brightly, and suddenly an orange pony with yellow hair & freckles appeared.

"Applejack," Twilight said casually "Meet Shrek"

Shrek leaned in and examined Applejack's genitals

She had a penis

"No, no, no" Sputtered Shrek, "This will not do."  He swept applejack off her feet by her head. With the other hand, he unzipped his pants and took out his penis. "Hello, laddeh, long time noh see. How's yer marriage with mah hand and mah tissue goan?" He then tensed the hand he was using to hold applejack. Applejack started to wail in pain and struggle. The last words that applejack ever heard were.

"No penises"

He then dabbed some of the blood from applejack's remains onto his finger. He rubbed the blood soaked finger along his own penis and said "Makeshift lubricant"

"First," Said Twilight; "some warm-up"

She then picked up the lower half of applejack's head and opened the jaw. She then took the tongue out and shoved it up her vagina. She began to pull it in and out repeatedly. She moaned in pain and squirted all over the tongue.

"Aye, Applejack." Said Shrek, solemnly.

It's such a shame is was ogre so soon.

Chapter 4: The end of flash senpai

Twilight, after "warm up" on Applejack's cold, dead corpse; Twilight was ready to make love to Shrek. Shrek loomed over Twilight, while she pretended to struggle, most likely because that was her fetish. Shrek began to put his lips to Twilight. Twilight put her tongue into Shrek, because if Shrek put his tongue into Twilight's mouth, she would most likely choke. Shrek penetrated Twilight with full force, she moaned. It hurt, but she loved it. The way Jaden Smith likes that his suit turns black in After Earth but he thinks it's something bad. It hurt so much, but she did it for shrek. Just as shrek was about to ejaculat e in twilight's vagina, flash sentry burst through the door.

"Twilight, I've been looking for you for hours! That green tr-"

His eyes widened too the size of the moon, he caught his lover in bed with another. Not just anyone, but the one who kidnapped her hours ago. He had always hoped he would be the one to take the virginity of twilight,  but he decided to go with 72 virgins.

"ALLAHU AKBAR" He shouted verry loudly.

As he detonated the bomb. Twilight and shrek lived though. Shrek continued the thrust into twilight and eventually ejaculated. Shrek tried to pull out, but twilight used her magic to keep his penis inside of twilight, and 3 weeks later, twilight sparkle was pregnany

Shrek smiled and said

"Looks like it's time for the shrekoning

Chapter 2: The fault in our swamps

Twilight Sparkle woke up in a pool of stool and semen. It wasn't her's, and it reeked of onions. She had no idea what had happened before she woke up in this dank pit. A tall, dark, green figure approached. It was large, with big meaty hands. This figure was fat, but in a way that only made him more sexually appealing.

Twilight was terrified. This figure had managed to tie her up and take her captive, and she was almost certain that she was raped. In a strange sort of way this turned her on, being dominated in bed. She blushed at the thought of it, her arousal only grew by the second. She felt a strange new attraction to this figure. She didn't know what it was, but she was certain that whatever or whoever this figure was, it was no pony.

"Wh-Who are y-you?" Twilight questioned. She was soaking wet and sticky, and she was a strange combination of horny and disgusted, but mostly horny. "Where am I? Who are you," she began to blush again, "And why am I covered in semen?" She questioned.

"I was horny..." It explained, "Besides, I-"

"Stop right there" Said Twilight, lustfully, "You don't need to explain yourself to me. Also, what is your name?"

"My name..." The figure said

...Is Shrek