It was quiet, only the shuffling of my fellow mages was heard, their quiet mumblings insignificant. I turned to my brother of the arcane as he opened his mouth to speak.

"Have you seen that new girl?"

My mouth moved without my control, producing words that weren't my own. "She's a cute one isn't she?"

"Indeed... I'll have to practice some enchantment spells on that one...."

In a flash of light another of my compatriots arrived.

"He escaped! The deviant escaped!" He panicked, shouting his terror to us.

"What?! Where is he? We can-" Before I even finished my sentence another flash of light occurred alerting us to the presence of the deviant.

"I cannot be caged." With a flick of his horn he mazed my friend and our counter-casting began.

"I cannot be controlled." Another flick of his horn and the one who alerted us stopped casting turning to face me with a blank look on his face, he was dominated... damn now I have to reverse that before I be-

"Know this as you die, ever pathetic ever fools." That was it a flash of his horn and it was over...

"Damn Chuffe you're brutal."

"Hehehe, yeah, maybe we should start a new adventure from square one rather than in the middle of a massacre."

"That sounds about right... I'm thinking a fighter druid... deer race... male... let's roll for stats."

'Bzzzzzt!'

"Hold that thought, seems like your morning mare has arrived."

Chuffe stood up by the sound of it, making his way to open the first door, the loud click signaling her entry.

"Well hello there 059." The lust filled tone was all too familiar, it was Ms. Hjerte. I groaned my displeasure.

"Yes well, you're not the greatest sight to behold either." She cantered closer, her hoofsteps growing louder as she neared my bound self.

"I suppose you've come to abuse me more..."

"Me? Abusive? Well that's just so true."

I could practically hear her cold grin as she brought her hoof up to my still chin. I soon felt her lips pressed against mine, clearly she was trying to entice me, but I couldn't bring myself to unsheathe for this cold hearted mare... oh right, you guys don't know anything about her, she is Ms. Hjerte, she comes from a lineage of Valkyries, ancient all female pegasi warrior tribe, quite the male haters they were, kidnapping local males to serve as breeders like I do with my job, I've grown tired of her abuse toward me, her slaps and smacks... I've had enough of it.

"Ms. Hjerte, I'm going to have to leave."

"What?"

"You heard me right Ms. Hjerte, please leave, if you do not do so voluntarily I'll have Chuffe throw you out."

"I'll not stand for this! I deserve better!"

"So do I, I'm tired of your abuse and I'll not stand for it any longer." I pressed the call button for Chuffe and he got here quite quickly. "While you are not welcome here any more I'll not deny your right to creating more foals, so from now on whenever you order from me it will be received in the mail just like our distance customers. Now good bye Ms. Hjerte."

She left in a huff, escorted out of our room by Chuffe. Once I heard the door close I let out a relived sigh, I finally was rid of that rude mare.

"Well I guess that means you get two rubbies today." A chuckle followed from him as well as one from me.

"I guess there is that in the very least."

"Ready for the first one then?"

"Yeah Chuffe, get to it."

So he went down under me and began working the seed out of me, causing me to relax at his touch.

"Today's been a good day."

Author's Note

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