Everybody likes Ponies. Whether they be small, large, or colorful. Though, some ponies hold dark secrets. Those ponies...are the flying Pegasus Ponies. There are three things that even Princess Celestia does not know about these special ponies. They hold dark secrets. These ponies never tell anyone about them, though the legend 'rains' true in Cloudsdale, home of these secrets. There are three things a Pegasi Pony may never do. First, Pegasi ponies can't get wet, it paralyzes their wings and prevents them from flying ever again. Second, they have to be around bright lights at all times. If they come in contact with darkness, they will perish. Third and finally, they cannot eat meat. If they eat meat, they'll turn into horrible slimy and scaly creatures called "Changelings". One pony did not follow these rules....her name was...RAINBOWDRIPS.
"You've got to go to school, honey! It's 7:00...you're over 40 minutes late!" Yelped and yowled Rainbowdash, who had married Fluttershy, and using magic, they had a child...RAINBOWDRIPS. "N-no! I'm scared...what if they other kids at my new school are mean? Or, bullies?" Rainbowdrips whinnied, locking herself in the bathroom. "Don't worry, baby. I'm sure it will be all good," Fluttershy croaked in a manly voice, having stumbled into Poison-Joke again. Suddenly, Princess Celestia "Rainbowdrips! You have to go to school, if you wait for too long, you'll have to go to night-school...and you'll surely perish!" She yelped, often coming by to see Rainbowdash and Fluttershy because they were the first ever Lesbian Pony couple.
"Ok, I don't want to melt alive like Uncle Lester did..." Rainbowdrips conceded with a mrrough of laughter, flapping her wings and flying to her new school. Then, Rainbowdash and Futterman cuddled "...Or daughter is making me so proud," Fluttershy said, kissing her wife on the hoof. "Yes. Maybe one day, she'll be part of the Wonderbolts like I an," Rainbowdash let out a hardy laugh, sipping on the cup of many ales to regain her strength for the next Wonderbolts practice meeting.
