Not So Big Macintosh

by Kasurion

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 5202

Big Macintosh has a tiny problem he needs to take care of.

After an embarrassing encounter with a gorgeous mare (and many other encounters before that), Big Macintosh sees an opportunity to take care of one tiny problem he has.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-28 01:49:22 UTC

The Problem

On a crystal clear night in Ponyville, one would hear the sounds of owls hooting and the rustling of tree branches in the distance. One would also see the lights in the residents' houses flicker off, which was a common occurrence for ten o' clock at night. However, some houses would still have one or two rooms lit up. This may have been for business reasons or maybe a party. Sometimes, however... They were on for other purposes. One of those purposes would be for a night of passion and love. Two lovers entangled in the sheets of a bed, having a very romance filled night.

For our good fellow Big Macintosh, this was the case for tonight.

Having been to the local pub during his time away from the farm, the lucky dog had caught the attention of the mare. A gorgeous white earth pony mare with a dirty blonde mane and oh so stunning blue eyes, to be exact. One thing led to another, and she had escorted him back to her lovely little home.

The two were currently in the bedroom of her one story home. The light was on, but the window was thankfully closed. The pair would hate to interrupt their love time just to close a window blind.

The mare sat atop of Big Macintosh, her eyes closed and her head leaned down to his. Both pony's tongues intertwined and danced in their mouths. Big Mac's eyes were closed as well as his hooves stroked along the luscious curves of her body. Her flank was the perfect size for him. Not too big and not too little.

Mac's work collar had been tossed about when they first entered the room. It always felt nice to take it off every night, but it was especially nice when he had the help of a mare to do it with him.

With a slight pop, the mare brought her head back up and used her hooves to stroke the stallion's masculine chest. A small stand of saliva that connected their mouths fell to his chest, damping a small bit of his chest fur in the process.

She looked lovingly into his eyes, and Big Mac could only blink and smile lovingly back. He had no words for what was happening. In fact, he really couldn't believe this was happening at all. It was quite rare for him to get any time away from the farm. When he did manage to get some free time, he usually never spent it with a mare. This was certainly a special occasion for him. He had plenty of pent up energy inside him for tonight.

"Mmmm, Big Mac... I bet you can't wait to get between my legs, you horny, horny stud~" The mare giggled and leaned down to kiss his chest. It put Big Macintosh is a state of bliss, and they haven't even gotten to the sex yet. She was right, too... He was certainly more horny than usual. All that work on the farm had kept him away from his Playcolt stash for a few days.

Big Mac watched as she began to trail down his chest inch by inch. The mare kissed him all over, leaving her mouth nice and wet for what she was about to do to him. The mare's lips became more moist the more she kissed him. She knew he wouldn't be able to contain himself much longer.

The stallion had already been aroused from the start. Not being able to blow a load for over three days was torture for him. Now he could finally have the sexual release he had been longed for.

Big Mac took many deep breaths the closer she got to her prize. Seeing how anxious he was to be touched, she decided to reach a hoof down between his hind legs. The mare had yet to see his member, and was in fact quite eager to even touch it. She kissed just above his tummy as her right hoof rubbed down his side, slowly reaching for what her hoof had sought out.

However, when her hoof had reached it's destination, something didn't feel right. She kept kissing, despite not being able to find his member. She simply shrugged it off and brought her hoof back up. She giggled, thinking that maybe he wasn't fully erect and out of his sheath yet.

But the problem was, he was already erect and out of his sheath.

This worried Big Macintosh. His eagerness began to turn into nervousness. He really hoped that a certain scenario wouldn't happen. A scenario that he had been through many times before. He, just like she did, shrugged off the thought and let her continue on.

By now, the mare had kissed all the way down to the bottom of his belly. She was so close, and he was so close to feeling that anxious, wet mouth of hers. She quickly looked up with a smirk, showing off her almost soaked lips. Her tongue ran across her upper lip, smearing saliva on the area just above her upper lip.

Big Mac blinked and moaned as he watched her. Imagining that mouth on his pleasure rod almost made him faint. The stallion just hoped that she would get on with it already.

Looking back down, the mare finally kissed as far down as she could go. Her kisses had left a literal saliva path down his body. Now she was just above his waiting member, preparing herself for a mouthful of hot stallion meat.

Finally, in a moment that seemed to take forever, the mare looked between his legs.

For a few seconds, there was silence.

Seconds after that, the mare looked up at him. "Big Mac..." She simply said.

"Yes?" Mac replied, uttering his first word since he had entered her home.

"Um... Are you... You know... Up?" The mare asked, looking back down at his member. Boy, she really knew how to kill the mood pretty quick.

Big Mac's member gave a twitch in response to her question. Not only was he hard, his tip had a large bead of pre-cum formed on top of it.

The mare's expression went from shocked, to disappointed, to just downright emotionless.

Mac couldn't help but look away. Now he really wished he hadn't even met this mare.

"Oh... So... You are up... Um..." She was speechless. Never before had she dealt with such a... Tiny problem.

The stallion sighed and looked back at her. However, he couldn't even make eye contact with her. Ashamed of himself, he wiggled his left hind leg away from her. "I should go..." Mac simply stated, giving up and knowing that this wouldn't work out.

"Mac..." The mare replied. While she didn't exactly object to him leaving, she really didn't have much to work with.

In his mind, he knew she was dissatisfied with his size. Most mares he had been with were, and some weren't afraid to show it. From being kicked out, to being turned down just before a blowjob (similar to what had happened just now), he knew he was the laughing stock when it came to size and sex.

"You don't have to leave... It's okay." The mare tried to reason with him.

He shook his head and moved away from her a bit. "It's... Okay... I'm used to it." The stallion blatantly admitted. He sat up, leaving the mare to stay in the same position she was in just before she was about to take him into her mouth.

"Mac, it's not you." Again, she tried to reason with him.

"Then what is it?" He simply asked in return.

The mare tried to find an answer other than the obvious one, but she couldn't.

Without saying another word, he stood up. The stallion was sure to grab his work collar before he left the room. He could tell she had gotten out of the mood as soon as she saw his privates.

"I can understand if you want to leave, but... I don't want you to be mad." She said.

"I'm not mad. I just... Really dislike when this happens. How am I supposed to feel like a stud when this happens?" Mac protested.

"You are a stud, Big Mac! I think any mare would fall for those big ol' muscles of yours... Even your voice. So deep and oh so sexy..." She smiled, hoping to cheer him up.

"But they won't fall for anything else I have." Mac responded boldly. With that, he began to walk towards the front door of her home. He didn't even bother looking back or checking out the nic nacs around her home. He did, however, put his collar on as he walked away. The mare got up and followed him, obviously feeling bad and wishing she could help somehow. However, neither of them were in the mood now, and it would be best to wait.

"Big Mac, I still like you. I hope you know that." She tried one more time to get him to stay.

"I like you too... I'm sorry about what happened." By now he had reached the door. He slowly turned the knob and opened it, letting the cool night air flow into her home.

"It's not your fault. Don't blame yourself." She stood and watched as he walked outside. The bulky stallion turned around, facing the mare as he began to reach for the door.

"Please, Mac... If you're going to leave... At least come back soon..." The mare said softly, saddened by the fact that he wanted to leave.

"...I may..." With that, Big Macintosh closed the door. A rush a cool breeze hit the mare as he closed the front door. She sighed quietly, sitting on her couch as she thought what had happened. She somehow felt that it was her fault. If she hadn't have been so picky about his size, everything would be okay. They would have been having the night of their lives right now.

She glanced around her home, hoping and praying to Celestia (or Luna, considering it was nighttime) that he would come back. Hopefully it would be soon.

**************

The chill of the night hit Big Macintosh as he walked home. Right now, he was feeling worse than sick. He felt like he wanted to throw up a hundred times in a row. As many times as he tried to tell himself everything was okay, it really wasn't.

His journey back to Sweet Apple Acres didn't take long. Her house wasn't too far from the farm, which made things slightly better for Mac. He wouldn't have to stay as cold as long. Still, that didn't change what he was thinking... And it didn't change his size either.

Big Mac wanted nothing more than to be accepted by just one mare. He wanted a mare who was actually okay with him being as big as he is. The stallion fell silent as his thoughts flashed back to all the times he had been ashamed of his member. He fell more depressed the more he thought about it.

The red stallion decided it wasn't best to think about that right now. All he really wanted to do was lie down in his nice fluffy bed and get some sleep. Thankfully, Sweet Apple Acres was only a couple hundred hoofsteps away now.

Once he reached the farmhouse, Mac wiped his hooves on the decorative mat that read 'Howdy, Y'all!' on the front. Even in his darkest moments, he still went through his usual routine with everything.

Mac turned the knob, ever so slowly opened the door. The night light shined in on the dark household, and not a creak was heard from the door. It was a good thing he replaced the door hinges a week ago. Otherwise it would have creaked loud enough to wake the entire farm.

Once inside, he shut the door gently and quickly, but quietly headed upstairs to his room. He was able to sneak past Applejack and Applebloom's rooms with no problem. He knew when to be light on his hooves. After all, he learned the secrets of walking on his tip hooves when he came home late from his various activities like this.

Once his room door was within hoof's reach, he grabbed it and opened it quickly. Again, he was sure to be quiet as a mouse as he snuck into his room and closed the door. Mac was sure to fix his door to make it as quiet as possible. He even kept a spare hinge in his collar drawer.

The room in his window was closed, but the blinds were open. It was the way he usually liked it. He would always know if Granny ever entered his room, because she always closed the blinds when she would go in.

When it came to his Playcolt magazine time, he didn't have to worry about the blinds being open. His bed was back enough to where he couldn't be seen in his bed through the window. Right now though, he didn't feel like looking through any of his Playcolts.

He walked over to his dresser. Among the four drawers it contained, he pulled out the top one, which was empty. Inside was a door hinge, and nothing else. He took off his work collar and gently placed it inside the drawer. Once it was inside enough, he slowly closed the drawer and walked to his bed.

The stallion hopped into the bed with a quiet thud. His room was the farthest back in the house. If he made a noise, he knew the others wouldn't hear it as much as he did. Big Macintosh pulled the covers back, revealing a fresh sheet that was placed there when he made his bed that morning.

He got into his usual comfy position. Mac recited his prayer to Celestia and Luna that he always said before he went to sleep. This time, he added a passage that included a reference to a certain area of his body. All he wanted was to be bigger, even if it was just a little bit. Heck, he was praying to Celestia, so that must've meant something.

Once he completed his prayer, he fluffed his pillow a bit and laid his head back with a quiet sigh. His eyes slowly began to close as he thought about the night's events. He could only hope that those thoughts wouldn't haunt his dreams tonight...

An Opportunity Arises

Big Macintosh's alarm clock beeped for what seemed like forever. Dawn had finally arrived, which was really the only time Big Mac had to himself before the working day began. The stallion turned over and tapped the top of his alarm clock with his hoof. He had done this a bazillion times before, and didn't need his eyes open to do it anymore. The remaining light of night shined through the window and into Big Mac's blackened room.

His eyes opened up immediately after his alarm clock fell silent. The stallion looked up at the ceiling for a minute or two, thinking about the work that had to be done today. Flashbacks of last night also entered his mind. Thankfully his dreams weren't haunted by the night's events. He would have woken up in a cold sweat if that had happened.

Mac turned to look at his clock. The same hoof he used to turn it off was the one that turned on the small lamp that sat next to the clock. The dim light that it produced was just enough for him to see in front of him and to his sides. The time on his clock read six o clock. That gave him plenty of time to shower and prepare himself for the day ahead.

With a deep and throaty sigh, Big Macintosh lifted the blanket off of him. The cool air flowed between his legs. His room always got a little chilly at night, but he didn't mind. He actually kind of liked it. The stallion looked towards the window, seeing the little bit of light that the sun produced before it fully rose up.

The stallion looked down and in front of him. While the sun hadn't risen yet, he saw something else that had risen.

His member was much more awake than he was. It stood up, looking him in the eyes as Macintosh looked at it with a blank expression. It gave a soft twitch and a small throb. Having not had an orgasm for four days, he was now feeling the effects of it all too well. His plump red balls hung down until the bottom of them touched the bed. To Mac, they felt like balloons ready to pop at any moment.

Being the stallion that he was, he always had a solution to every problem.

While playing with himself wasn't the first thing on his mind every morning, this was much different than usual. His urge to cum was far too strong at the moment. For all he knew, he could've had that erection all night long. He didn't really want to call it erection, though. Not even a boner, either. It was more like a 'boney'.

The door to his room always stayed unlocked. He knew his sisters didn't wake up until six thirty or seven o clock. This gave him plenty of time for a quick wank to fulfill his sexual desires. Not even thinking about last night, the stallion sat up quickly. He leaned to the side of his bed, reaching down and under his bed. It payed to have long hooves when it came to situations like this.

His hoof shuffled around in the space underneath his bed. Mac's hoof made contact with a cloth like item. He quickly pulled out the crusty, dirty rag. Once he had it out, he reach back under the bed. Next to his rag, he pulled out the newest edition of Playcolt magazine. He was thankful that nopony was around when he checked the mail that morning. Placing the rag on top of the magazine, he picked up the book and sat it down on his belly.

While most stallion's had a cum rag, Mac's was much different. He may have been a shorty, but cum would burst out of his cock like a faucet. This meant that his orgasms were fiercely strong, sometimes lasting well over ten seconds. He always kept one rag, though. When it was his day to do the laundry, he always made sure to somehow sneak his special cloth into the daily load of blankets and sheets.

Big Mac's member twitched once again, letting him know that he needed to cum as soon as possible. Mac wasted no time flipping to the 'Mare of the Month' section in the Playcolt. It was a lovely spread of a brown pegasus standing on all fours.. Her rump was stuck up in the air a bit, revealing her tight flankhole and marehood. Big Mac shook a little every time his eyes fell upon it. While he enjoyed looking at her ass, her pussy was the most perfect one he'd ever seen. It looked oh so tight, and oh so delicious. He'd lick the page just to get a taste of it.

Using one hoof to keep the book open, he placed the rag on his belly, just above his pride (though he didn't have much pride in it, anyway). When it came to masturbating, Mac usually liked cumming on his tummy. Feeling his warm seed trickle through his fur sent chills down his spine. However, it also required a long and time consuming cleanup. Mac didn't have time for that right now. He'd have to settle for cumming in his special rag.

Readying himself, the stallion aimed his dick down at his belly, his other hoof never leaving the page on his magazine. He could already feel the tension building as he stroked his first stroke. He started off slow, picturing himself tasting and teasing the mare in the magazine. His member happily went along with it as he kept up his slow movements.

The more he went on, the closer he got to his precious orgasm. He was only about a minute in, and his member was already oozing pre-cum like a leaky tub spout. Having that cloth under his cock was a good idea after all. The clear substance trickled down his head, dropping onto the cloth below like a bead of honey dripping into a bowl.

He continued his hoof motions, letting out quiet, deep moans along with it. He couldn't make too much noise, or he'd wake up his sisters. And that would be embarrassing if one of his sisters caught him in the act. Big Mac wouldn't be able to look them in the eye for weeks.

Mac started feeling the tension growing in his member and his balls. He could smell his own thick musky scent the more he went on. The muscular stallion would drive himself crazy with even the littlest bit of scent he could conjure up.

By now, the pre-cum was doubling in quantity as well. He stared at the picture, being in a completely different world at this point. Mac couldn't take any more of it. Stimulating only his sheath wasn't enough now. Big Mac tossed the book to the floor, never stopping the stroking of his cock. He used his free hoof to touch his dangling sack. He rubbed gently, feeling the creases and wrinkles of his sack as his hoof massaged over them.

His hips began to buck in little motions. He was ever so close. His heart starting beating faster than it had before. His hip bucking began to sync with the movement of his hoof along his pleasure rod. The cloth was ready to catch the glorious load he was about to blow. His other hoof lifted his balls a little, rolling them around on the tip of his hoof.

Mac's eyes closed as his head reeled back. His pre-fluid had formed a tiny puddle on the rag. If he really wanted to, he could use his own fluids as lube just because of the sheer amount he had. Biting his lower lip, the pressure was just becoming too much for him to handle. Feeling like his groin was getting ready to explode, he finally let loose.

He kept his member flat against the cloth as the first shot of his seed was spit out of his tip. His first strand of cum was the one that was shot out the farthest. Thankfully his rag caught it. His eyes were closed so tight that his face twitched a bit. His next few bursts of semen were just as powerful, but didn't travel as far. Mac couldn't help but let out a low and quiet moan as he rode out his amazing orgasm.

Twelve seconds later, his dick had stopped flinging cum, and his orgasm was over. The stallion lie there, panting softly and breathing deeply through his nostrils. He looked down and opened his eyes, seeing that he had made a puddle of cum on the rag. With such an explosive orgasm like that one, he knew he would produce more than he usually did. The testicle stimulation helped him out with that as well.

His dick pumped out the last of his cum, right down to a trickle. A look of bliss formed on his face as he stayed still. His member seemed rather pleased with his exhilarating release. It already started to return to it's flaccid state, and go back into his sheath. This was definitely one of the better orgasms he's had in a while.

With a deep breath, he sat up and picked up the rag. He was careful not to spill any of the cum. Big Mac admired his cum for a moment, amazed by how much he had pushed out. While he had a few thoughts about tasting himself, he knew he would hate the thought of cold semen in his mouth. If he was big enough, he knew he'd love to suck himself off and pump a creamy load in his own mouth.

However, he knew it wouldn't be possible. While it made him a bit sad, he knew there were other ways to get off. Mac folded the cloth in half, and then folded that in half. Being careful, he threw the rag back under the bed. The magazine lie on the floor, it's backside facing up.

Mac was getting ready to swat the magazine back under the bed, but something on the back cover caught his eye.

A picture of a yellow unicorn stallion with an orange mane was sitting on his rump, mares surrounding him from all sides. Above him, there were many sentences that Mac could relate to. He began to read the lines from top to bottom.

Are you lacking that one certain thing in the bedroom?

"...Eeeyup." Mac said to himself as he kept reading. Though the magazine wasn't too specific on that certain thing. Guess he'd have to read a little more to find out what was up with it.

Are you experiencing premature problems or decreased libido?

"...Nnnope." He said again. According to the activity he had just been doing, he sure as heck wasn't having any ejaculation problems. And being a stallion, he was always horny anyway. Wait, was he actually answering these questions out loud? The ad must have really grabbed his attention.

Are you a stallion looking to live large?

Mac leaned his head in more. Did he read that question right? He must've, because he was nodding his head up and down without even thinking about it. His eyes scanned the page for an answer to the question. Below the photo of the stallion and the mares, he found the answer to his question.

Come on down to P.H.C. Stallion Clinic! The experts at our facilities will help diagnose and treat stallions with any sort of sexual health problem. We have three facilities, each one located in Ponyville, Horseshoe Bay and Canterlot. Office visits are only 50 bits starting from the 1st to the 30th. This is a limited time offer, so come on by and see us soon! We guarantee you'll see better results or your bits will be returned, no questions asked!*

*results may vary depending on individual and diagnosis

Big Macintosh thought for a moment. He was actually considering going through with this. They did ask if he wanted to live large, right? Surely that meant that they would take care of his little problem. He read a bit further down, noticing a square that was made up of dotted lines. Underneath the square, there was a note that let him know what the square was for.

Present this coupon at the front desk to receive an additional 5% off your office visit!*

*offer valid from the 1st to the 15th

He put a hoof to his chin, knowing that today was only the ninth. Mac knew that his sex life would be in jeopardy forever if he didn't do anything about his problem. Many thoughts raced through his mind. How would life be if he didn't get it fixed? But what if something went wrong? No, nothing could go wrong. They were experts, after all.

Mac picked the magazine back up, setting on his bedside table as he sat up completely. He stretched out his muscular hooves and let out a yawn. At least his little private time had woken up more than his privates. Still sitting up, he turned his body to the side and put his hind hooves on the floor. The stallion shook his head a bit and finally stepped all fours onto the floor.

He looked back at the magazine before looking at his room door. By now, the sun had only come up a little more than when he had woken up. Mac still had some time to do whatever he wanted. Though if he really wanted to start 'living large', he'd have to start as soon as possible. Mac had already made up his mind. Besides, he also had the bits to do it. All those odd jobs around town had really payed off now.

The red stud walked over to his dresser, opening the bottom drawer. That was where he kept his tools and nic nacs. He never knew when he'd need something that wasn't around. Right now though, he was looking for a pair of scissors.

Reaching around the drawer of junk, he almost jabbed his hooves with the pair of scissors. He quickly fished them out of the drawer, closing it once he had a good grip on them. Mac smiled a bit as he walked over to his table, picking up the magazine. As much as he hated to ruin his magazine, this was a life changing opportunity for him.

He cut along the dotted square of the back page, being careful not to cut anything else. Once he finished, he dropped the book and slid it back under the bed with his front left hoof. The stallion held the life saving ticket in his hand, looking at it like it was a gift from Celestia herself. Finally, his prayer had been answered.

Looking around, he swiftly went back over to his drawer. He opened the top drawer and pulled out his trusty work collar. Mac set the coupon on the top of his drawer, and placed the collar on top of that. The coupon was now securely hidden until he needed it. Mac glanced at his clock, and the time was six twenty-five. Sucking his teeth in for a moment, he marched to his door and very slowly opened it.

Peeking out the door, he noticed that neither his sisters or his grandmother were awake yet. It was the perfect opportunity to shower and get ready. The more he thought about it, the more he thought how much time he had to himself. It irritated him a bit that he could've had the chance to cum on his bare belly. It was one thing that he really enjoyed, almost like a guilty pleasure.

Big Mac just sighed and shrugged it off. The stallion tiphoofed to the bathroom, which was only a few doors down. Once he arrived there, he cracked the already open door open a few notches until he was able to fit inside. Once he was there, he proceeded to hop in the shower and clean himself off.

While he showered, he thought of a way to get out of working today. While he was never a stallion to say no, today was a lot different than the others. Sure, he had gotten out of work for a minor injury, but- Wait... There was the solution. All he had to do was fake an injury, and he'd be able to get out of work scotch free.

Just as long as his acting skills were still up to par, of course...