Sour Crisis

by General Grievous Hero

Rating: everyone
Tags: Shadowbolts (EqG), Other, Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Crossover, Principal Cinch, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Sour Sweet
Length: 3539

Sour Sweet ruins a crisis? Oh no...

It is a normal day at Crystal Prep Academy and only a year away from the Friendship Games. Sour Sweet, the leader of the Shadowbolts, decides to have a little fun by stealing a spacecraft from Canterlot after a siege to go to another planet named...Geonosis? Uh-oh. Sour Sweet plays around by destroying the soldiers of the newly formed Confederacy of Independent Systems for their peace talks with the corrupt Galactic Republic. Will the CIS rise to talk with the Republic, or will Sour Sweet be responsible for a new galaxy without the CIS?

This takes place before My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games and during the Separatist Crisis (24 BBY, before Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)

Published 2015-10-29 21:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-29 21:10:02 UTC

Sour Crisis

At Crystal Prep Academy, the bus arrived and stopped at the front entrance. Sour Sweet, Indigo Zap, and Sunny Flare got off of the bus with several other Shadowbolt students. They waited for the front gate to open.

"Did you do your, homework Indigo Zap?" Sour Sweet asked.

"Um...yeah. That," Indigo Zap said.

"Come on! You didn't do your homework again?!" Sunny Flare stated. "This is the second time this week!"

"I'll do it during breakfast!" Indigo promised.

"Ugh! When will they open the gates?!" Sour Sweet asked.

Then Principal Cinch walked out of the school with Dean Cadance. Dean Cadance opened the doors. Principal Cinch looked at the Shadowbolts.

"Good morning, students of Crystal Prep," Principal Cinch said. "I'll be talking to you all during breakfast about something important. Everyone to the cafeteria this morning!"

Then Principal Cinch left back into the school. The Shadowbolts followed. As everyone was entering the school, a Star Destroyer, Acclamator-class, arrived, hovering over CPA. Jango Fett and 2 clone paratroopers launched out of the Acclamator's under hangar and headed towards the school with a V-19 Torrent Starfighter. They landed in the basketball court and looked at the school. Jango faced the first airborne trooper.

"Time to kill everyone! Is the Star Destroyer gone?" Jango asked the paratrooper.

"Yes. The Star Destroyer is on its way back to Kamino," the paratrooper responded.

"Contact Count Dooku!" Jango ordered.

Then the second clone paratrooper walked up with a small hologram communicator. Count Dooku popped up.

"Yes, Jango Fett?" Dooku asked the leader of the entire Clone Army.

"We're at the school. What else do you want us to do besides cause the school to go on lock down?" Jango asked Dooku.

"Eliminate the student body. Grievous and the other Separatists will not like this, but we need evidence that the Republic's secret Clone Army is rising. So we can alert the Jedi to investigate," Dooku commanded Jango.

"As you wish, Lord Tyranus," Jango responded.

Then the second airborne trooper turned off Count Dooku hologram.

"Which way?" the second airborne trooper asked.

"The front entrance, of course!" Jango told the clone paratroopers.

Then Jango and the clone paratroopers went to the front of the school to get the Clone Army rising.

Inside the cafeteria of Crystal Prep, the Shadowbolts were eating breakfast. Indigo Zap was trying to finish her homework, eat, and listen Principal Cinch.

"We will be having a new rule at this school and that rule will be-" Principal Cinch was cut off as Dean Cadance ran up stage of the cafeteria.

"Principal Cinch, the school is under lock down. 3 soldiers are entering the front entrance with guns!"

"Everyone under the tables! And don't move or leave the cafeteria!" Principal Cinch yelled.

Everyone went under the tables. Sour Sweet looked at Lemon Zest, who was right next to her.

"What's going on?!" Sour Sweet asked.

"I dunno. Some soldiers with super armor are entering the school with guns," Lemon Zest responded.

Principal Cinch and Dean Cadance walked out of the cafeteria. Sour Sweet looked over at the windows inside the cafeteria. She saw a V-19 Torrent Starfighter landed outside guarded by a clone trooper pilot.

"Lemon Zest, stay here! I'll check out that awesome spacecraft!" Sour Sweet told Lemon Zest. "Maybe they could be the ones behind this super soldiers with guns thing."

"Be careful Sour Sweet," Lemon Zest warned.

Sour Sweet got up from under the table and walked out the back door to the basketball court seeing the V-19. Sci-Twi just got out of her car, and her eye caught the evil V-19. She then ran over to Sour Sweet as she was almost to the clone starfighter.

"SOUR SWEET! WAIT!" Sci-Twi yelled.

Sour Sweet looked at Sci-Twi as the clone pilot saw the two girls.

"Twilight! What do you want?!" Sour Sweet asked sourly.

"You can't go there! You have to be careful!" Sci-Twi explained.

"I can go in there if I want. Now just go back into the school and be a little sweetie. Okay?" Sour Sweet said sweetly before snapping, "You can't stop me Twilight! Now outta of my way!"

Sour Sweet walked over to the V-19 and the clone pilot. The pilot looked at Sour Sweet.

"What are you doing out here, little girl?" the clone pilot asked.

"Um...I need to borrow this ship for a minute," Sour Sweet explained to the clone pilot.

"Uh...like, no. You're not borrowing my ship. I'm supposed to escort Jango Fett back in this fighter!" the clone responded.

Twilight Sparkle walked up to the clone and Sour Sweet.

"Um, excuse me sir, but Sour Sweet's supposed to be in school right now," Twilight explained.

Sour Sweet was furious. She saw that Twilight was ruining her entire plan to get out of school for once. She then ran over to the clone pilot and knocked him to the ground as Twilight looked scared. Sour Sweet then hopped in the cockpit of the V-19 and took off into the sky.

"SOUR SWEET! GET BACK HERE!" Twilight yelled.

The clone trooper pilot looked at Twilight.

"Was that your friend?!" the clone pilot demanded.

"Well, she's my classmate," Sci-Twi responded.

At Geonosis, the Geonosis primary droid foundry was building millions and millions of battle droids for the new Separatist Droid Army commanded by a new cyborg. Inside a hallway, Archduke Poggle the Lesser looked at Foreman Wat Tambor.

<<"Wat Tambor, are your new battle droids going to be stronger than the Trade Federation's battle droids?">> Poggle the Lesser asked Foreman Tambor.

"Yes. I think that the new B2 Super Battle Droids will stop the Republic's corruptness unless they agree to our terms," Tambor explained before twisting his knobs.

A Geonosian Guard flew down near Poggle. <<"Sir, we have an enemy starfighter approaching the foundry!">>

Tambor looked confused. "What did he say, Archduke?" he asked.

<<"He said that there's an enemy starfighter headed our way!">> Poggle told Tambor.

Outside, Sour Sweet's stolen Republic V-19 Torrent Starfighter headed towards the Geonosis primary droid foundry passing several Lucrehulk-class battleships without their core ships. When she got into the fighter at CPA, the coordinates were already set to Geonosis. Guarding the main entrance were two Trade Federation W-series Droidekas.

"I can't believe I'm actually here. Another planet. This is cool," Sour Sweet said to herself. She got a good look at the droidekas below. "Huh? Those robots." She grimaced. "They look stupid and ugly."

The Droidekas walked over to the V-19 starfighter. Sour Sweet walked over to the droids.

"Hello, sweeties. Can you show me the way inside the heroic droid factory?" Sour Sweet sweetly asked.

The W-series Droidekas looked at each other. Then they looked at Sour Sweet.

"<>" the first W-series Droideka responded in droid speaking.

"I...guess that means...yes?" Sour Sweet asked.

The second W-series Droideka nodded his head yes and then they escorted Sour Sweet inside the massive droid factory. As they were walking inside, Sour Sweet saw the B1 Battle Droids being created by the machines in the factory. She was on a very high bridge, which gave her a large view of the factory. The Droidekas walked on the bridge as Sour Sweet looked at them.

It'll be a blast to push these robots off of the bridge and make them fall to their death. Sour Sweet thought to herself as the droidekas kept showing her the way. The Friendship Games is coming up soon and I do need to practice on running for the archery events...

Sour Sweet then ran up behind the two Droidekas and pushed them off of the bridge and made them fall to their deaths. Sour Sweet laughed.

"That was fun! What other robots can I mess with?" Sour thought aloud.

She kept walking on the droid factory's bridge. After she got to the other side., she saw a room named Grievous' room. The sign on the bottom said "Do not disturb since I am sleeping". Sour Sweet walked over to the door and slowly opened it. Grievous, in his bed, was snoring loudly, as he had been training with IG-100 MagnaGuards and was tired from that. Sour Sweet tiptoed over to Grievous' bed and saw a thermal detonator alarm pull station on the wall. The pull station read: "Pull in case of emergencies".

If I can pull the alarm, the thermal detonators will land on Grievous, and destroy him. Hmm, sounds cool, Sour Sweet thought.

Sour Sweet then ran over to the the pull station and pulled the alarm. The alarm went off, waking Grievous from his nap and making him furious.

"WHO WOKE ME-WHAT THE?! AHHHH!!!!" Grievous screamed as thermal detonators fell from the ceiling and attached to him.

Sour Sweet took off running out of Grievous' room and then there was a loud explosion. Grievous had died and Sour Sweet smiled.

"HAHAHAHA! That robot's destruction was hilarious! I mean, I blew him up while he was sleeping! I better get back soon. Principal Cinch's not going to be happy if i return too late," Sour Sweet muttered.

Back at Crystal Prep Academy, Twilight was in Principal Cinch's office. Jango and the clones already left since Dooku recalled them.

"So, let me get this straight. Sour Sweet stole one the Clone Navy's starfighters and went to another planet?" Cinch asked Twilight.

"Yes. She told me that she could go wherever she wanted," Twilight explained.

"I'm glad you told me this. With our new system I explained after the clone incident, Sour Sweet will regret what she did," Cinch explained about, referring to the new punishment rule at CPA.

"Yup. So what else do you want me to do Principal Cinch?" Twilight asked.

"Nothing. Just continue your normal day, Twilight," the principal replied.

Then Twilight walked out of Cinch's office and went downstairs.

"Sour Sweet stole a spacecraft from the clones?!" Indigo Zap asked, taking a bite of her pizza.

The Shadow 6 were eating lunch now. They were worried about Sour Sweet and Jango Fett.

"Yup. That's the rumor going around Crystal Prep," Sugarcoat explained.

"Personally, I wouldn't steal a Clone Army ship. Those guys were crazy!" Sunny Flare explained.

"Actually Sunny Flare, it's a Clone Navy ship. Not an army ship," Twilight explained.

Sunny Flare rolled her eyes. "Clone Navy, Clone Army, whatever! Still, the clones are crazy," she said.

"I know. Sour Sweet's going to be in some serious trouble with Principal Cinch. You know that new rule," Sugarcoat warned everyone.

"I don't think Sour Sweet's going to like a spanking from the Principal," Lemon Zest explained.

"Who cares? Sour Sweet's on her own!" Indigo Zap said nonchalantly as she took another bite of her pizza.

"You should. Remember since you didn't do your homework, you got a spanking from Principal Cinch earlier!" Sunny Flare stated.

"Yeah. My butt still kinda hurts," Indigo told everyone.

Back inside the Acclamator-class Star Destroyer over Canterlot, Jango was speaking with Count Dooku on a hologram.

"And this Sour Sweet stole a V-19 Torrent Starfighter?" Dooku asked.

"Yes. She wounded the pilot and then took it to Geonosis." Jango responded.

"Hmm. I'm sure she'll be able to escape without getting caught. The droids are too dumb to even notice she's there," Dooku explained to Jango. "I also sense she's destroyed the General, but I could care less about his fate. He was a waste of time. The Separatists needed him to lead their army, and I needed him as well, but I'm glad he's destroyed. Hmph! The quicker the Separatists fall, the quicker the clones can rise! Return to Kamino!"

"Right away, Count Dooku!" Jango responded.

Then the Acclamator-class assault cruiser went into hyperspace to Kamino.

Back at the Geonosis primary droid foundry's Separatist Council war room, Viceroy Nute Gunray and Settlement Officer Rune Haako were talking to Poggle and Tambor about the massive explosion in Grievous' room.

"I want Droidekas up there at once!" Gunray commanded.

"We can't possibly go up there! Someone could be trying to assassinate us!" Haako cried.

<<"I'll send some of my Geonosian Guards up there!">> Poggle suggested.

"Ormaybe we should send a bunch of my new elite B2 droids up there!" Tambor stated before twisting his knobs.

"Your B2s possibly can't shoot better that my B1s!" Gunray argued.

<<"This is coming from the guy that makes droids that can't even hit a target,">> Poggle explained, referring to OOM Securities.

"WHY YOU?!" Gunray yelled.

Just then, 2 Geonosian Guards flew into the Separatist Council war room.

<<"Sir, the last place a droid saw the girl was in the control room of the factory!">> the Geonosian Guard explained.

<<"Head there! Come along, Separatist Council!">> Poggle commanded. <<"We have to stop this chick before she destroys us all!">>

Then the Separatist Council members walked out of the war room and went to the control room of the factory.

Inside the control room of the droid foundry, 2 Geonosis B1 Battle Droids were controlling the factory. Sour Sweet walked up to the B1s and tapped on their backpacks.

"Huh?" the first B1 asked.

Sour Sweet tackled the first B1 Battle Droid to the ground. The second B1 quickly sounded the alarm.

"Dang it! They sounded the alarm!" Sour Sweet yelled as the first B1's head fell off.

The Separatist Council heard the alarm coming from the control room.

"This way! I hear the alarm coming from the control room!" Tambor commanded before twisting his knobs.

Sour Sweet then wrestled the other B1.

"Who are you?!" the B1 asked Sour Sweet.

"Killer of Grievous and your WORST NIGHTMARE!" Sour Sweet yelled.

She then kicked the B1 in the chest making the B1 hero fall to ground. Sour Sweet then looked at the controls. She saw a giant switch that said "ON" and "OFF". The switch was currently on "ON" and Sour Sweet walked over to the switch.

"Bye, bye," she said sweetly before saying sourly, "DROIDS!"

She hit the "OFF" switch and the entire droid factory stopped. The Geonosian Guards were confused. Sour Sweet then laughed at the deactivated droids and then headed back on the bridge to exit the heroic factory of droids.

The Separatist Council finally reached the control room, but they were too late. They saw that the two B1s were dead and the switch had been switched to "OFF".

"MY TRADE FEDERATION B1s!" Gunray yelled.

<<"That girl must have done this! She will pay for ruining the entire future Separatist Droid Army!">> Poggle stated.

"I can't believe this. The Separatist Crisis has come to an end," Tambor said sadly, before twisting his knobs. "What has she done?"

"That's it. I can't take it anymore!" Haako yelled. "Viceroy! HELP!"

Gunray looked at Haako. "Rune, calm down. Prepare the Lapiz Cutter and the core ships. We're leaving," he commanded the heroic Settlement Officer.

Poggle looked at Gurnay. <<"We're...ending....the Separatist...Crisis?">> the Archduke asked sadly.

"There's nothing more here. It's going to take weeks to get those droids repaired and everything. Thanks for helping us build more B1s for the the Trade Federation, but the Confederacy of Independent Systems is finished," Gunray said before walking away.

Haako quickly waved goodbye to Poggle and Tambor before joining Gunray.

"Viceroy Gunray's right, Archduke. Grievous is dead, there's nobody left to lead the droid armies, and nobody will take us seriously. I'll pack up the Hardcells and the B2s. The Techno Union is leaving the Confederacy," Tambor said before leaving.

Poggle looked sad. He had taken his time to build this army for the Separatists. Now, thanks to a girl, his whole plan was falling apart.

Chairman San Hill walked up to Poggle.

"The InterGalactic Banking Clan will be leaving the Confederacy as well. Have a good one Poggle! It's been great trying to form a group to go against the Republic," San Hill explained before leaving.

Then Poggle faced the Geonosian Guards.

<<"Prepare to leave. We're going back to our hive!">> Poggle commanded.

<<"Yes, Archduke Lesser!">> the guard responded.

Then Poggle and the Geonosian Guards flew out of the control room.

Outside of the droid foundry, Sour Sweet ran outside seeing her V-19 Torrent Stafighter still there.

"That was one awesome day! Now I can go back and still catch lunch before it's too late," Sour Sweet said.

But before she got into the V-19, she looked into the sky. The ground was rumbling. She saw the Trade Federation Lucrehulk-class Core Ships and the Sheathipede-class shuttle Lapiz Cutter taking off into the sky with various Vulture Droid escorts. Then she saw the Hardcell-class interstellar transports of the Techno Union and InterGalactic Banking Clan taking off into the sky as well.

"Hmph. I guess they're leaving!" Sour Sweet thought aloud.

Then she hopped into the V-19 Torrent Starfighter and boosted back to Earth. However, a IG-100 MagnaGuard was spying on Sour Sweet the entire time she was at the droid factory.

"This girl must not get away with this. She ruined the Confederacy," the IG-100 MagnaGuard stated.

Then the IG-100 droid got into his Rogue-class starfighter and followed Sour Sweet.

Meanwhile at CPA, the V-19 Torrent Starfighter landed in the basketball court. School was already out. Sour Sweet climbed out of the Torrent Starfighter.

"Dang it! I missed school. I'll check if Sugarcoat and the others are still inside the school!" Sour Sweet said to herself.

She then walked into the school as the Rogue-class starfighter landed in the parking lot as well. Once inside, she saw Indigo Zap waiting for her. Her face was angry.

"Sour Sweet, Principal Cinch and the others are waiting for you in the office!" Indigo told Sour Sweet.

Sour Sweet gulped. Why is Indigo so mad? Oh. Maybe because of the stolen fighter? she thought inside her head.

Sour Sweet entered the office with Indigo. Principal Cinch turned her chair around and faced Sour Sweet. Sour Sweet saw Sugarcoat, Lemon Zest, Sci-Twi, and Sunny Flare lined up guarding Cinch and already in there waiting for her, angry expressions on their faces.

"Yes, Principal Cinch?" Sour Sweet asked.

"Sour Sweet? Why did you steal the fighter?!" Cinch yelled.

Sour Sweet backed up into Indigo Zap.

"Don't think of running Sour Sweet!" Indigo Zap warned her.

"I...stole the fighter so I could investigate other planets for a science project, Principal Cinch!" Sour Sweet quickly lied.

Cinch and the other Shadowbolts were still glaring at Sour Sweet.

"Is that true?" Cinch asked.

"No! She's lying!" Sugarcoat yelled.

"Sugarcoat! We're best friends! What are you talking about?!" Sour Sweet lied again.

Then there was a knock on the door. Everyone looked at the door.

"Enter!" Cinch ordered.

The IG-100 MagnaGuard that spied on Sour Sweet during her time at Geonosis entered the office with a dead General Grievous head.

"WHOA!" Indigo Zap said.

"What's that he's carrying in his hand?!" Twilight asked worriedly.

The IG-100 droid didn't say anything. He just looked at Principal Cinch.

"And who might you be? We're in a meeting right now," Cinch asked the IG-100 MagnaGuard.

"I'm a IG-100 MagnaGuard from the planet Geonosis. Sour Sweet here, came to our planet with a V-19 Torrent Starfighter and killed various droids and destroyed our future leader General Grievous in his sleep. After that, our faction, the Confederacy of Independent Systems, was dissolved since Grievous died and Sour Sweet shut down the droid factory, which would take weeks to reactivate and repair. I came here to tell you this just in case Sour Sweet would try to lie and say that she didn't do anything!"

Cinch looked at Sour Sweet. "Sour Sweet, is this true?" she asked.

Sour Sweet looked nervous. She knew that the MagnaGuard didn't lie.

"Yes." Sour Sweet responded sourly.

"Ah-HA! I knew you did something crazy!" Twilight yelled.

"Thank you, IG-100 Guard," Cinch explained. "Sour Sweet, we have a new rule at CPA."

"And what's that, Principal Cinch?" Sour Sweet asked, worried.

"You're getting spanked!" Cinch said.

"SPANKED?! PLEASE, PRINCIPAL CINCH! ANYTHING BUT THAT?!" Sour Sweet yelled.

"Get over here, now," Cinch growled, her tone angry.

"Can my friends leave?" Sour Sweet asked. She didn't want her friends to see her get spanked.

"Girls, leave us!" Cinch commanded.

Then the Shadow 6 and the IG-100 walked out. Sour Sweet walked over to Cinch and went over her lap.

"I'm going to give you 80 lashes: 40 for leaving the school and 40 for dissolving the Confederacy, killing Grievous and droids, and shutting down an entire factory!" Cinch said.

"Yes, ma'am," Sour Sweet said sadly.

Cinch then grabbed a ruler and then started to hit Sour Sweet's butt with the ruler. The rest of the Shadowbolts heard Sour Sweet crying and yelling for help.

"Hmm. I glad she got what she deserved!" Sunny Flare observed.

"Yeah. I hope the Confederacy's alright," Twilight said.

Sour Sweet continued to get spanked. After the first 40 lashes, Cinch looked at Sour Sweet. "Sour Sweet, take of your skirt!"

"NO!!!" Sour Sweet screamed. "THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!"

The End.

Author's Note

I decided to do this since it was funny. with Grievous' death and Separatists breaking up. Please comment if you want a sequel.

Thanks.