If I Were...

Sadly, I am no graceful unicorn, adventurous timepony, or fluffy cloud, but I'm a Derpy little Ditzy Doo. My hair and eyes of gold, my coat of grey, my feathery wings, my crossed eyes, and the silly bubbles on my flank. I soar high in the sky everyday, performing my duties as a mail are for a couple of hours a day, to come back home to you. It pains me to know that I can't be by your side forever, and that's why I was so terrified to tell you the truth all this time. Everyday, my feelings were bottled up, trapped, and sealed tightly in my heart. It yearned to escape, it needed to be set free! I needed to be set free!