If I Were...

by Flutterbat276

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Romance
Length: 530

Its Hearths Warming Eve and Derpy Hooves decides to surprise her close friend with a little letter.

Its Hearths Warming Eve and Derpy Hooves decides to surprise her close friend with a little letter.

(kinda based off of "If I..", but with Derptor instead of CheesePie!)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-28 23:41:26 UTC

If I Were a Unicorn

If I was a unicorn, I'd make the stars dance for you every night. I'd let the waves of the ocean as we flew overhead crash in a way to make a love song, just for you. I'd do magic to help stop any illness that falls upon you, or any problems with our home. I'd fight by your side using the energy inside me, bending it to my every will and warping it's essence to defend what I love; you. You are the magic that burns in me like a fireplace on Hearths Warming Eve. You've shown me the universe as I showed you my world. As a pegasus, I can't show you all the wonderful magic Equestria as a whole has to offer, but I do my very best to show you what I can.

If I Were a Timepony

Oh how I wish I could be like you! A timepony! Adventures through all of time and space without end, and the best part is, I could be there with you for centuries! Protecting all of Equestria and beyond alongside the kindest pony I've ever met! You wouldn't be alone. You wouldn't cry every time you thought of how you are the last one of your kind. You would have somepony to spend your lives with without breaking your hearts and theirs when you leave. I'd never leave your side, nor would I let you get hurt. I'd keep you safe from all the dangers in the universe, just like you. I can't be with you forever, since I am only a normal pony, but I'll make the most of what I can while I have the opportunity to. You are nothing but brave, and I only wish I could be that way, too.

If I Were a Cloud

If I was a cloud, you'd never have a rainy day while I was around. I'd keep you from getting hot in summer and cold in winter. A warm or cool front I'd bring to you whenever you needed it. I'd be up there with you in the sky as you walked along, thinking you were alone. I'd let you know I was there with you wether it was a little raindrop or a little playful breeze. Let me be the little cloud in your shiny blue sky in your eyes.

If I Were Me

Sadly, I am no graceful unicorn, adventurous timepony, or fluffy cloud, but I'm a Derpy little Ditzy Doo. My hair and eyes of gold, my coat of grey, my feathery wings, my crossed eyes, and the silly bubbles on my flank. I soar high in the sky everyday, performing my duties as a mail are for a couple of hours a day, to come back home to you. It pains me to know that I can't be by your side forever, and that's why I was so terrified to tell you the truth all this time. Everyday, my feelings were bottled up, trapped, and sealed tightly in my heart. It yearned to escape, it needed to be set free! I needed to be set free!