The Universe Tripby theflaminggayChaptersPrologue Oh my god! We're in Equestria You got some debts to payPrologue Prologue Hey, I’m Jeremy just some average high school gay guy who loved basically everything really except for sports, which bored the shit out of me. Anyway I am a pretty popular person, but my main group of friends consisted of six people. This included a guy named Chase Prower, he was like a linebacker for the football team, he was a total jerk to most people that tried to talk to him. Of course once you got to know him he wasn’t that bad, he had blue eyes, blonde hair, yea I know stereotypical. He was also like 5’9” and was pretty hot, but his personality overall was shit well at least how he treated women. Our group also insisted of these two twins names Sarah and Sara, they were complete opposites of each other, but other than their options of clothing they looked exactly the same. Sarah was the girliest girl around who loved any guy stereotype like jocks, bikers, guitar players, and country men. While her sister on the other hand was a total feminist lesbian, but didn’t really blow it up in your face unless you said some horrible joke about women. Which Chase usually did so they kind of clashes like all the time, but that did not stop us from being friends. And plus while Sarah could get annoying, Sara was chill and easy to hang out with at least without her sister. Another member of our main six was a girl named Susie Meriweather who was as quiet as a mouse and she loved animals. She was 5’5” with light green eyes and she was a brunette. She was always awkward around people, but once she warmed up to you she would eventually start to talk. Also you don’t want to see her drunk it’s pretty scary especially when it’s Vodka. And the last of the friends Steven Waters a total bookworm who usually didn’t like other people. He really only joined our group because he just found us as a cool group of people and I bet he secretly had and still does have a crush on me. He was 5’4” with hazel eyes and he was a brunette. That finally leaves me, well I’m 5’5” I have hazel eyes and currently Emerald hair, but my origin hair color is like black. I love to read, write, listen to music, watch tv, YouTube, Netflix, I also like any fandom imaginable, but not every fetish. I’m a chill guy who can be weird as hell and yes sometimes I am random to a point that I can not explain. So yea that’s us now we all met one day last year on Halloween, when we all dressed up as our favorite mlp character. Sarah dressed as Pinkie Pie, Sara dressed as Applejack, Susie dressed as Fluttershy, Chase dressed as Rainbow Dash, Steven dressed as Twilight Sparkle, and I dressed as Rarity. I was walking around campus with my friend Cedric who dressed as Scootaloo, when I noticed the other five people all dressed as the main six. Well without one character, which was Rarity so I ran into the group and we all discussed about our costumes and our obsession. And that’s when we all became friends, so after that we always would go to the twins’ house to watch every new episode since. The only thing that was more annoying than Sarah, was her brother named Gerald. He was a total little shit that no one liked especially when he tried to show us any little new thing that he discovered. He always found My Little Pony such a girly show and never really got into the show. He did play with the plushies, but in a way I used to when I was a child like making them mayors of towns or what not. It swore to us he only really like the plushies and that dressing like Sweetie Belle for Halloween was not gay. We just disregarded him and continued to watch our show and became more obsessed with it. Someone we all liked, was Mother Deborah, she was a sweet woman who loved each and everyone of us as her own children. Every time we came over she would bake pizza bagels for all of us to eat, on occasion though she would cook real dinners. I was her favorite, well after her own children, and I always loved to come over to Sarah and Sara’s house. She was about 5’7” brunette like her children, with hazel eyes, according to Chase she was a total MILF. I mean she had a nice boob size and all, but I was interested on how nice she was. She wasn’t a total pushover though, she knew how to compose herself without being too pushy. She always smelled as if mother nature had a child and then bathed her in the essence of spring. She always tied her hair back and let her bangs run loose over her semi-circular glasses, while she wore blouses of many light hues of yellows, pinks, whites, and blue. She did frequent gardening and had her own chicken coop, in which she took care of herself. Mother Deborah was the classic 50’s girl who could clean, cook, and take care of the children. But she did not let her husband get away with doing nothing, she made him clean the house every time he had friends over which was at least three times a week. Mother Deborah was a home body as she was a writer, she wrote critically acclaimed dramatic adventure stories. She also had a gardening and cooking blog, which was reviewed by many other people. Mother Deborah made decent money with her husband being a normal 9 to 5 office job in which he despised. Anyway lost track of what this story is even about, so one day we all went over to the twin’s house like normal to watch the new episode of My Little Pony. I arrived with carpooling Steven with me “So what’s this new episode about anyway?” “Well it stars Pinkie and Applejack for an Hearts Warming eve, even though it’s a week before Halloween.” I looked over to Steven who was on his Iphone looking up the contents of the new episode. It was 7:15 am in the morning, the clouds were abnormally gloomy today and traffic was nonexistent. This caught my eye for a second until finally some cars crossed my view, just as the light turned green. I drove down the road turning left onto the street where the twins lived, and saw their two story yellow house sitting lonely between the dark tones of the other houses. We parked next to Chase’s car and then walked up to the door. I rang the doorbell, as we waited for the door to open we heard noises coming from inside. “Hold on, a second.” We waited for a minute or two until the door opening revealing Mother Deborah. “Oh hey Jerry and Steven, yea I was just making breakfast for you guys, come in please.” We both walked in seeing Chase eating some Cheetos puffs with Susie waiting for the twins, which sounded as if they were upstairs. “Hey guys!” Steven walked over to the couch and sat down crossing his legs, “Oh hey Jerry.” Susie said in her meek quiet voice while Chase kept chomping down on Cheetos. “Hey dude.” He said while spitting out orange bits of food all over the couch, he then brushed them off. I walked over to the couch and sat next to Susie under Chase’s leg. “What’s taking them so long?” Susie just shrugs while Chase thinks he has an idea opening his mouth, but then realizes that he has food and finishes chewing. “Since it’s a Pinkie and Aj episode, I think they’re going to wear their costumes from last year.” He still managed to spit food onto my face even after fully chewing the Cheetos. Suddenly we all hear a loud crash on the floor, we all jump and look over the couch at the bottom of the stairs. We see Sarah in her Pinkie Pie costume lying on the floor, “Oh my god Sara you didn’t have to buck me downstairs.” “You were taking forever and plus the show is going to start anyway.” Sara said as she walked downstairs in her Aj costume. “Okay, but we didn’t even know if everyone was here, which it looks like they are.” Both Saras waved over to Steven and I, who was looking down at his phone. I kicked him in the shin signaling him to wave back to them. “Anyway let’s get this shit started” Sarah grabbed the remote and jumped onto the seat next to Susie turning on the tv. Chase then got off the top of the couch and sat next to me while Sara sat down next to him. With our limited space I had Chase’s leg on top of mine while Sarah’s leg was on the right arm of the couch. We waited as whatever else was on, when someone ran in ruining the whole thing. “Hey before you guys watch the episode I wanted to show you something.” Gerald said while wearing a top hat, black shiny cape, and holding a magician’s wand. “Gerald can you go to your room!” Sarah yelled at him, while he pulled out a book with an aura around it. We all stared at the crimson book, which had an aura of a burgundy red, this even caught the attention of Steven who looked up from his phone. “What kind of book is that?” I asked as I leaned forward resting my elbows on Chase’s leg clearly interested in the book like the rest of us were. “Oh um I don’t know I found it in the horror section in the library and I was interested in the title, Mischievous tricks and sp-.” Gerald was interrupted by a screeching voice coming from my right. “Gosh Gerald, we don’t care about you stupid little book now can you go to your room and leave us the hell alone.” I glared over to Sarah signaling her to calm down. “Hey that’s no way to talk to your brother Sarah, now Gerald just show your stuff to mommy in the kitchen.” Mother Deborah said as she was holding a mixing bowl, what was she making anyway. “Ugh whatever mom, and no he can stay as long as he stays quiet.” Sarah said as Gerald jumped up and down with glee, “You better be quiet though.” He moved his stuff to the other side of the room behind the two seating couch where Steven sat. Sarah then fast forwarded to the episode, which she had paused on the account of her brother. As the show started I noticed blue smoke coming from behind the couch, “Move Chase I need to go to the restroom.” He moved his leg and I walked over to the hallway, I then turned around and quietly sneaked behind the couch to see Gerald sitting down with the book. It was open to a page with a coven circle inscribed within the page. I squatted next to him and asked him, “What are you doing?” He opened his eyes and jumped back in startlement, “Oh I’m practicing this spell in the book labeled ‘The Mallen Spell’ apparently it merges one universe with another.” I furrowed my eyebrows, “Uhm okay I don’t understand what that means.” “Here I’ll show you, just let me get a clear view of the tv.” Moved his book closer to where the tv was and he pointed his wand towards the tv. He then spoke some gibberish which fired a black beam towards the tv it bounced off the tv and hit one of the plushies he had with him. It was then engulfed in this blackness and changed into a breathing living thing, it was a mini Celestia which could talk. I saw the tv flicker and then the plushie fell down becoming lifeless again. “See, I have been practicing that spell for a week” I then heard the episode come back from commercial and decided to go back to my seat. “I’m going to watch the show now, you keep practicing your spell.” I walked over to the couch and sat down as Chase’s leg was then positioned back onto my lap. “So what I miss.” Chase then moved over to my ear to whisper, “Nothing just Pinkie announcing that they're going to the rock farm.” I nodded and then focused my attention onto the tv screen. My attention was broken when Mother Deborah walked in announcing that breakfast would be finished in like 5 minutes tops. We nodded in agreement then focused back onto the episode, until I noticed another cloud of smoke coming from behind Steven. He had noticed it too, most likely through hearing it. He looked over the couch to talk to Gerald. Steven then returned to watching the show, as the giant rock fell down the hill having the entire Pie family trying to push it up the quarry. We all then heard a small explosion come from behind the couch startling all of us. We all quickly got up and looked behind seeing Gerald covered in ashes from a mini explosion he caused. “I don’t know what happened, but I’m fine.” “Well he’s fine back to the show.” I glare at her, but she just goes back to her position, “Seriously guys I’m going to start it without you then.” This got us all to go back to the couch, since we didn’t want to miss the episode and knowing Sarah she would watch it without us. Sara then got up to go get a snack allowing Chase with more room, to sit, but instead he actually sat closer to me putting both legs on my lap, which confused me. We sat there, as Aj learned the lesson of the episode, staring at the screen. Until the same black beam that hit the tv bringing the plushie to life, bounced off of the tv onto us. Suddenly a twirling portal opened and some unknown force started to pull us into this portal. Firstly Chase who was the least grounded was lifted up and pulled towards the portal. Susie and I immediately jumped up and grabbed his hand using all our strength to pull him from the powerful force of the portal. “AAAGGGHHH help me I don’t want to die!!!” Chase yelled as his shoes began to fly into the portal. Then the portal pulled Steven in with Sarah jumping up grabbing both his hands while she had her feet under the couch to keep her grounded. The force of the portal became too strong for Susie and I as Chase was dragged into the portal. Then this seamlessly immensely strong portal grabbed Susie pulling her into it, as Sara dropped a bowl of Cheetos and jumped over to the other side of the couch. She grabbed onto Susie’s arms trying to pull her from the portal. I looked over to my right seeing Steven already halfway through the portal, while Gerald looked at us with surprise. “Stop staring and come and help us!” I yelled at Gerald, who was then broken out of his trance, he walked over to Sarah and grabbed her by her waist. Suddenly two ghostly arms grew out of the portal and pulled Susie, Steven, and Sara from our arms. It the grabbed hold of Sarah, Gerald and I pulling us into the portal. I then saw Mother Deborah walk into the living room, just as the portal sucked me into it. The last thing I saw was Mother Deborah dropping a plate of what looked like pigs in a blanket and screaming to the top of her lungs. I then saw her body start to get sucked in as I landed on my ass seeing the portal closing the place from where we came from. Trapping us in this new unknown territory, here for us to explore and find our true destinies. Oh my god! We're in Equestria Oh my god! We're in Equestria I stood up from being flat on my butt, and looked around to see that I was now standing in the middle of a field with 5 ponies lying down in a patch of flowers as the wind blew through my hair. I then noticed that I was much shorter than I was before I went through that portal. I also tried to stand on my legs, but I immediately fell onto to the ground. I looked down to my hands which were now just hooves like of a horse.Why would I have hooves of a horse unless I’m now a pony? What had Gerald’s spell done? I then walked over to the other 5 ponies who were all looking at their hooves in amazement. The other four ponies screamed, while one sounded if she was just mildly yelling. I walked over to the ponies, “Hi, I’m Jeremiah what’s your name?” I accepted being a pony a little too easy, but when I tried to shake their hooves they immediately stopped in their tracks. The quiet cyan blue coated, with a brunette mane, light green eyes, and a cutie mark of a chibi carrot, pegasus walked over to me. “It’s me Susie” I then realized that it was us we were all now ponies. I looked over to a peach coated, blonde maned, blue eyed, pegasus with a football for a cutie mark and suddenly jumped onto him, hugging him. “Chase! Oh my god so we’re all safe! I thought you died when you were pulled into the portal.” He pushed me off of him slightly smiling being happy to see us and the fact that he didn’t die. “Yea I was sure that I would die. Also wait how did you know it was me?” I pointed my hoof at his ass, he furrowed his eyebrows and then looked down to see the football. He then looked back to me and did the oh that’s why face. “Also oh my god I have wings that’s awesome!” He immediately started to fly, but then instantly face planted onto the floor. “Ow! I guess I need to learn to fly.” I just laughed at him, and then noticed two identical earth ponies walk over to me knowing immediately that they were Sarah and Sara. The only difference was their mane, Sarah’s was poofy and crazy, while Sara’s was straightened and lifeless. “Hey guys, so this pegasus is Susie and this pegasus is Chase and I’m Jerry.” They both then rushed us and gave us a big group hug. Sarah then let out a sigh of relief, “Oh my gosh guys I thought you all died when the portal sucked you in.” “Hey uhm, where’s Steven?” Sara had asked as a unicorn came out of the bush screaming his lungs out. “Found him.” Sarah said as she hops over to him stopping him in his tracks. The grey coated, black maned, unicorn wearing glasses, with an Iphone as a cutie mark then said. “Oh my god! Guys my phone it’s gone! It’s not here anymore!” “Well you of all people should know that phones don’t exist in Equestria.” I said as I smirked knowing that he was finally forced to interact with people without his phone for once. “Who says we’re in Equestria?” Steven said with skepticism in his voice. “Well what other land/universe do you know that includes pastel colored unicorns, pegasi, and ponies that can talk?” He looked over to me and was instantly silenced, “Exactly so we must be in Equestria.” “How am I supposed to live without my phone, no wifi, no fanfiction to read. I can’t even write my FlutterMac ship fic without my phone.” Now I knew why he was attached to that phone, as if it was a part of his soul or something of the sort. “So now that we’re all together and safe, we need to find a way out of here.” I said while clopping my hooves together to get their attention. “Awwwww but we just got here! Plus it’s soooo cool being a freaking pony.” Sarah said as she stopped hopping up and down. “Okay, but we need to get back to our normal lives. We have family that we need to get back to.” I began to furrow my eyebrows. “We also need to go back, since without my phone my dedicated followers will think I’m dead.” We all just rolled our eyes at Steven. “Which reminds me, where is Mother Deborah and Gerald. I saw them go into the portal with us and they’re nowhere to be found.” The twins looked into each other’s eyes and then ran off into the bushes behind us. “Well then, I guess they’re looking for her, why don’t you two checkout the bushes to our east. Jerry and I will go east to look for them.” Steven neighed and nudged Susie in the butt to follow him into the bushes. I felt Chase’s hoof swing over my neck pulling me closer to him while we walked into the bushes. I pushed off of him and ran deeper into the bushes with Chase quickly catching up, until I ran straight into a tree. Chase helped me up with a sign staring at me saying Everfree forest Stay Out! “Uhm yea I don’t think they went in there” Chase looked over to the sign and then looked back at me, “Yeah, no let’s go back because even if they went in there, they would be dead. I felt a cold rush of air coming from the forest behind us as we walked away from it, chills ran throughout my whole body in fear of what lied within those woods. Chase snapped me out of entangled thoughts of the forest, “Hey Jerry!” “What?” I said as my eyes focused back peering deep into Chase’s eyes. I jumped back once I realized how close my face was to his. “Uhm anyway as I was saying, to the east lies the Everfree forest. So I doubt they went that way.” “Well they weren’t to the south either all we found was a -” Sarah said with worry trembling throughout her voice. “-rock farm guarded by somepony named Limestone Pie.” Sara interrupted finishing Sarah’s sentence in a deadpan form of speaking. “And to the west was a…” Susie began to mumble she then decided to turn to Steven, with frustration pulsing through her veins because we stared at her with complete confusion, and yanked his ear to her mouth. “To the west was a rushing river almost impossible to cross.” He said while trying to pull Susie off his ear. “So then she has to be to the north down this hill.” I walked over the slope of the hill noticing a small town with a large crystal castle protruding from the back of the town. “Guy’s I think that’s PonyVille.” I pointed towards the small town with my hoof as my friends gathered around me. “Maybe they’re down there.” I looked over to Sara, who was pointing down to the small town, and rolled my eyes. “Yea no shit sherlock.” Chase said while he started to run down the hill. We all soon followed him down the hill until we were met with a white arched sign saying Welcome to PonyVille. We lined up and all took one step into PonyVille, just as our hooves touched the ground we saw a pink blur dash towards us. We were then met with a light pink coated, hot pink poofy maned, earth pony who had a giant glaring smile. The pony then opened her mouth and began to speak, “Hi I’m- Suddenly the pink pony was bumrushed by Sarah as she screamed out, “PINKIE PIE!!!!!” They both rolled further into town until pink hooves grabbed the stone slabbed ground immediately halting them to a stop. Sarah then pushed off Pinkie and straightened herself out, “Oh uhm sorry, It’s just that I freaking love you!” Pinkie furrowed her eyebrows, “It’s fine, but how did you already know my name? Since I don’t know you.” Pinkie said in her high pitched voice as usual. Sarah face began to lose blood as it went pale, “Oh uhm we talked to your sister Limestone Pie.” Sara added as she hid her sister behind her. “I guess that makes sense, now anyway what’s your guy’s name's.” Pinkie said as she ruffled her mane with Gummy barely holding onto her bangs. “Well I’m Sara and that’s Sarah with an H.” Sara said while Sarah hyperventilated with a brown paper bag. Steven walked up with Susie, “This is Susie and I’m Steven.” Pinkie went to go shake their hooves. “I’m Chase.” He said while he smiled at Pinkie. “And well I’m Jerry.” Pinkie hopped over to me and shook my hoof into hers. “Well it’s glad to meet you guys, now since you six are new we need to take you on a tour of Equestria. But I think we should start with PonyVille first.” We begin following her into town passing some cottages. “Oh Uhm Pinkie?” She turns around and looks towards me, “Yes Jerry.” “I just remembered that we need somewhere to live, so like something of the sort of these cottages.” “Oh okay then I know somepony who would be perfect at making you guys a house.” We then literally jump-cut, and I’m not kidding you, to Sweet Apple Acres. “Woah what the heck just happened.” We all say in unison with surprise filling our faces. “We just used a technique that any film student would know how to use, uhh duh.” Pinkie said fully aware of what she did, not answering any questions. We continued until we saw Big Mac, who was loading some apple crates onto a wagon. Now we only stopped because of Sarah, remember when I said she fell for well any male stereotype. “OH MY GOD! You are like… perfect.” Sarah said as she ran over to Big Mac, she then leaped onto his face while it filled with terror. “Good going Sarah you just killed Big Mac.” I said while Chase just facehoofed and Steven lay his mouth to gape. Sara then walked over to the crushed Big Mac and lifted Sarah off of him, “Sorry about that she does that every hot guy she sees.” Big Mac blushes at the flattery and then looks over to Susie, which I noticed, as she cowers behind Steven letting out a slight blush. Sarah looked back towards Susie and gave her the ‘Don’t you dare look at my MAN!’ face, which made her cower further behind Steven breaking him out of his gaped trance. Big Mac then let out his signature saying, “Eeyup” and then continued loading the apples. “Uhm anyway, APPLEJACK!” Pinkie roared towards the house. We then looked over to our east noticing an orange coated, blonde maned, earth pony running directly for us. She stopped next to Pinkie looking over to us with confusion. “Hay Pinkie, wut cha need? Also who are they?” “Well that’s Sara, that’s Sarah, that’s Steven, that’s Susie, that’s Chase, and last but not least that’s Jerry.” “Hay Y’all.” She said while waving over to us, we waved in return. “Uhm anyway wut cha call me for.” “Oh yea that, well these newcomers need a home and I thought if you guys weren’t too busy you could make them one.” Pinkie said as Applejack looked over to Big Mac, who just shrugged. “Well, I guess I could do that how about you Big Mac.” Applejack said while looking over to Big Mac. We looked over to Big Mac, who then looked over to Susie he then blushed and said. “Eeyup” “Great now get started right away.” Pinkie said as she began to turn around motioning us to follow her. “Uhm okay, it’ll be done by tonight.” We nodded at her and then turned to Pinkie who was already crossing the bridge towards PonyVille. We start walking towards the center of to- There is Lyra and BonBon sitting on the bench -wn, uhm what just happened. Anyway we were walking towards the center of to- That’s Vinyl and Octy’s house -wn, again what the hell is happening. We were walking towards to- There’s Doctor Whoove’s home, Hi Derpy Pinkie Pie how are you doing this! I have my ways now I will let you continue. Anyway we walked towards to- And that’s Carrot T- “SHUT UP PINKIE!!!” Everyone then stares at me as Pinkie grins with pleasure. “We walked towards town hall, jesus let me finish my thought, OH MY GOD!” “Oh uhm sorry about that guys, I was messing with him by interrupting his thoughts.” Pinkie said apologetically. “How did y-” “Don’t ask.” Steven was silenced. “Now anyway that’s Fluffle Puff’s house, but she’s irrelevant.” “Okay now that my sanity is back, can we get some- “Clothes? Silly Filly we don’t wear those.” She rudely interrupts me again. “Okay but where we're from, we do.” I said rhetorically while glaring at Pinkie “Oh let me guess. One day while you watching a tv show meant for little girls in a universe filled with humans, you’re brother *points at the twins* then uses a spell from a spellbook sucking you all into a alternate universe, which just happens to be that exact same as the show meant for little girls which is filled with pastel colored ponies.” We all look over to Pinkie with our eyes filled with amazement, how did she- “Let me answer that for you, Pinkie sense.” Agggghhhh I’m going to stab you Pinkie! “Well uhm so yeah we need clothes, since it’s what we're used to.” “Uhm okay then let’s go to Rarity’s boutique she has like all the clothes.” She hops over to her east yearning us to follow her. “Does anyone else find it weird that she knows that?” “I mean it’s Pinkie what else do you expect.” Sarah says, while she hops faster towards Rarity’s boutique. “There has to be an explanation for her omnipotence if only I had my phone to look it up.” I looked over to Steven to roll my eyes. “I bet she’s either secretly like… a god/alicorn… or maybe a changeling” Chase suggested. “Well It would make some sense, especially with what she can do throughout the show.” I said while continuing to ponder within my head weary of Pinkie over hearing my thoughts. “Or maybe you three are just overthinking it and that’s just how the writers write her.” Sara said pointing out the obvious. “But if you didn’t notice, we aren’t watching the show we are literally in this world.” I said shooting down her deadpan obviousness. “Oh shit, you’re right.” She said as her pupil dilated and her face shallowed. Sara’s pupils then undilated when Pinkie knocked on Rarity’s door. “Rarity! Open up I have new customers for you.” Pinkie yelled into the boutique. “The door is open come right in.” Rarity said while Pinkie flipped the door open. We all followed Pinkie into the boutique which was bustling with activity. I looked over to see Photo Finish taking shots of some model pony, while Sapphire Shores practiced a routine with her backup dancers. I then saw Rarity seaming up a beautiful fire red sparkly dress for a customer who I figured was inside the dressing room. She finished seaming up the dress and set it aside while she trotted over to us. Pinkie introduced us to her as my excitement for my favorite pony boiled throughout my veins, which were bulging out of my neck. “Oh hello darlings, now what exactly were you guys thinking of.” “AAAAAGGGHHH! Photo Finish I need to take some pictures of Rarity and I!” I then latched my hoof around Rarity as Photo Finish whipped out her camera taking multiple shots of Rarity and I. “Thanks” I then motioned my head over to Chase who pulled out some bits to pay Photo Finish as he let out a sigh. “Oh um anyway what do we all need guys.” I look over to my group as Sarah hops up in front of Rarity and I all ready to tell her requests. “Ok so I want a two sparkly pink dresses, two sparkly purple dresses, two sparkly blue dresses, and two sparkly green dresses. Also I want a Gala dress, but I’ll come in personally and get that done.” I look over to Rarity who already has a notepad and quill to write down her order. Sara then walks over to Rarity to tell her request. “I just want some band tank tops, but really no bright colors, and yea same with the Gala dress.” Kind of boring, but then again that’s what Sara is known for. Steven trots over with Susie and Chase not to far behind. “I’ll just take a fedora and bowtie.” “Are you sure you don’t want something else? I just don’t think fedoras are your thing” Rarity says questioning his fashion sense. “Yes I’m sure that’s what I want okay.” Steven says as he folds his hooves together, which makes him faceplant. “Oh uhm okay then their back there.” Rarity points to a section labeled hipster attire. Susie trots over to Rarity and then whispers into her ear. “Oh okay I have some of those behind the stage over there.” Susie thanks her and trots over to a section named summer blouses. “Anyway I just want some solid colored tight fitting shirts and like a jersey type shirt.” Chase says while Rarity stares at him with confusion. “The shirts are behind me, but what is a jersey?” Chase explains to her what a jersey is, “Oh okay well I will have to make that custom so just look at the shirts for now.” Chase walks over to the shirts and looks at them thinking over which one he should get. “So darling how about you? What do you want?” I look into Rarity’s blue eyes and say, “I would like a midnight blue scarf, a red violet flannel, and a leather tote bag. Also for my Gala outfit I will just have to come in for that.” Rarity levitated a cart towards her picking out the flannel and scarf that I wanted, she then levitates another cart and grabs a leather tote bag within her magical grasp. “Here I found your items.” “Oh thanks.” I put on the flannel, scarf, and leather tote bag. I then see a cyan blue coated, red orange maned, pegasus come out of the dressing room looking over at the fire red dress. The pegasus then puts the dress inside a dress bag and trots over to us pulling out some bits from his messenger bag. “Here Rarity, also thanks for fixing my dress I really wanted it ready for Nightmare Night.” He hands the bits over to Rarity. “Oh darling it was a pleasure, and I can’t wait to see you in that dress next week.” Rarity waves over to the pegasus as he leaves the boutique. “Who was that?” I ask with genuine confusion. “Oh that was Jeri Bear, he moved here about 7 years ago.” I nod assuring her that I was listening, “Anyway I need to go help Sapphire Shores with her new outfit accompanying her for her play.” She trots over to the stage to talk with Sapphire. “Hey Jerry come over here there’s something I need to show you.” I look over to Chase who is motioning me to come to the shirt section. “Yea what’s up?” I say as I almost run into a shirt rack. “How does this look on me?” I look over to him as he has a tight sleeveless black shirt on which compliments his fit build. “It looks good on you. How does this flannel look on me?” He looks over to me and smiles. “It looks cu- good on you.” Chase says as I see a slight blush which quickly disappears. “I also found this outfit that I want to show you, but let me change into it.” I nod as he gallops into the dressing room holding a black and white blur over his neck. I look into the shirt rack until I hear him call for me. “Jerry come look.” I trot over to him seeing him walk out of the dressing room, I immediately laugh. “I’m a french maid, it’s for Nightmare Night.” “It’s… cute I guess lol.” He blushes and then begins to take it off, “And yea it works perfectly for Nightmare Night.” “So I should buy it?” He looks over to me expecting acceptance from me for him to buy it. “Yea sure, I will just dress like your employer, or master whatever suits you.” I wink at him as he jumps up, but then he quickly lands back on the ground and then coughs. “Sounds cool, I guess.” I roll my eyes and look for a ‘master’ outfit which consisted of a dressy shirt, black overcoat, spectacle, and flank high socks with black fancy shoes. We walk over to the counter to purchase our items. “Guys you all ready” I yell signaling my friends to hurry their ass up. They all then grab their articles of clothing and head towards the counter to pay for their assortment of clothing. We all put on our new clothes and head out the door finally leaving Rarity’s boutique. “So who else is hungry because I’m starving.” Sarah said while she held her stomach, while it growled. “I mean yea I guess I can eat, what about you guys?” I look over to Susie and Chase who both nod in agreement while Steven stares at his bowtie. “Well then, what place do you recommend then Pinkie?” Sarah asked while looking over to Pinkie. “Well the only good food place in PonyVille, Sugarcube Corner uuh duh.” Pinkie says while rolling her eyes and quickly galloping over to the bakery. “Well hurry up slowpokes, I mean I guess if you’re not that hungry you can take your time then.” We all quickly chase after her as each one of our stomach's growls in unison from only eating cheetos so far today.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmbvcxzlksapoiuytrewqazwsxedrfvtgbyhnujmikolp Once we arrived at Sugarcube Corner we looked over to find a table that had six seats so we sat down. “So we have cupcakes, cakes, pies, truffles, brownies, fudge, an assortment of candy, and muffins. What would you like to eat? Also if you want to be “healthy” we have daisy sandwiches, tossed salad filled with dressing, and rock stew” “Uhm I’ll take rock stew.” Sara said while she stared into oblivion. “Let’s see I want two cupcakes with extra sprinkles and sugar!” Sarah said with way too much excitement. “I’ll be unique and take a tossed salad filled with extra creamy dressing.” Steven said as he licked his lips with anticipation, I furrowed my eyebrows with his sudden pleasure of salad. “I’ll take muffins! Two to be exact!” We all turned to see Susie as yelled across the table to get her order known. “Let’s see… I will take a daisy sandwich.” I say contently. “And I will have the same please.” I look over to Chase as those words leave his mouth. Pinkie finishes writing our orders on her notebook and walks into the bakery to make our food. “You know we still haven’t found Mother Deborah in our tour of PonyVille.” I said making sure Pinkie didn’t overhear me. “Yea I know we basically have been all throughout PonyVille and still no signs of her.” Steven said as he sat his hat onto the table. “Well we haven’t checked out Fluttershy’s home or Twilight’s castle.” Susie chimed in. “Okay but what if their not there? What if they're already dead or like being tortured by someone.” Sarah said with worry trembling throughout her voice. “Wait their? Aren’t we only talking about Mother Deborah?” Chase said while his face contorted in confusion. ‘Uhm yea my brother hello he got sucked in the portal too.” “And also how and who would torture your mom and brother I mean we’re in Equestria it’s not like there are a million psycho maniacs running around killing everyone.” I teasingly say to try and cheer up Sarah, but instead it makes it worse as her eyes shallow out. She grabs a brown paper bag and begins to hyperventilate to control her breathing, while everyone just glares at me for causing her to freak out. “Sorry”. I see Pinkie walk out from the bakery with our food as she walks over to our table while whistling. “Here’s your food! Enjoy, now I’ll talk to you after you finish eating I need to finish some things in the back.” Whew saved by baked goods and “healthy” salads. We all enjoyed our food while I avoided starting a conversation in fear of upsetting Sarah again. I scooted closer to Chase so that I could tell him an idea I had to make our new home more home like while Steven and Susie mildly conversated. “Hey Chase.” “Huh?” “I have an idea that will make us feel more at home.” “What is that idea?” He said while bits of daisy petals fly onto my face. “Oh sorry.” He grabbed a napkin and wiped his face. This surprised me since he never really did this back before we entered this new world, but I guess that’s what a new environment can do to you. “Uhm anyway, I think we should get a pet to have around the house, you know to keep the home lively even when we’re not there.” “That sounds like… a great idea. Of course where would we get a pet?” “Uhh Fluttershy’s house duh she has like all the animals, even though there is a legitimate veterinarian. That always bothered me, like why have two animal experts in one small town. It means that the legitimate veterinarian also loses business, since Fluttershy is more popular with the ponies around here. Sorry that was just one of my #rantsoftheday.” “Anyway… so should we go do that now then?” Chase said as he began to stand up from his seat. “Uh yea let’s go then.” We stood up from our seats and began walking over to Fluttershy’s home forgetting all about the others. “Where are you guys going?” We both look back to see everyone just staring at us with confusion. “Oh uhm, we’re going to check out at Fluttershy’s house to see if Mother Deborah and Gerald were there.” They all nodded in agreement, so we started to walk to the far west of town to get to Flutter’s house. “So do you think that Mother Deborah is alive or not?” I asked of Chase as we walked to the edge of town. “I mean there is no way we can tell, since we haven’t seen them at least up until we entered the portal. Are you sure you saw Mother Deborah and Gerald go into the portal?” “Yes I’m sure, since when Sara went in her brother was holding on to her. I saw this and grabbed his legs, but the portal was too strong. And just as it was about to close Mother Deborah was about to be sucked in.” “Oh okay, well then that should mean that Gerald should at least be with us. I mean he went in the portal before you did yet we haven’t even seen him.” “Yea, I know it’s weird, but I don’t think we should dwell on subject for all we know they could just be with Celestia.” “Oh yea there’s that possibility too.” “Anyway I think we should be quick with the acquiring of the pet, since we have wasted enough time just looking at clothes for peats sake.” “I completely agree.” We both walk over to Flutter’s door and knock onto it, but we hear a weird commotion coming from inside. After about five minutes it goes silent and then Fluttershy opens the door, “Sorry for the wait I was just making sure Discord went to do something else.” Flutters looked over to us and immediately jumped back. “Oh my, I thought you were Pinkie.” “Oh uhm sorry I’m Jerry and this is Chase.” I say as she recuperates herself. “Oh well nice to meet you, I’m Fluttershy and uhh please come in.” We trot inside to see an assortment of animals sitting at a bean shaped dinner table with tea glasses in front of them. “Please sit I was just about to have tea.” We both go to the empty seats between Angel and what looks like to be Fluttershy’s chair. As she pours some tea into our cups she asks us, “So what brings you out over here?” “Oh well we were wondering if we could adopt a pet?” Fluttershy lets out a sigh of relief, “Oh well that’s my speciality, now we have many pets that are adoptable.” She flies over to the big brown bear. “We have bears.” Flies over to multi-colored cats and dogs. “We have cats, dogs, and even catdogs.” Flies over to some birds. “We have love, toucan, parakeet, eagle, falcon, flamingo, goose, swan, and duck birds.” Flies over to some woodland critters. “We have bunnies, ferrets, squirrels, chipmunks, and devil worshiping beavers.” Chase and I furrow our eyebrows and give each other the ‘wtf ’face. She then flies over to some reptiles. “And finally, but not leastly, we have some turtles and snakes.” Chase and I get up from the table and look over all the animals which are all equally fighting for our attention. Except for the devil worshiping beavers, which seem to be holding two plushy dolls within a pentagram as they chant some religious babble. Chase and I then walk over to the dogs, cats, and catdogs. Oh yea she wasn’t kidding these were like some human centipede shit with the catdogs, except for that they were ass to ass instead of ass to mouth. I look into the eyes of one black cat that has blue rings covering its body and soul-piercing red eyes. “Awe your so cute.” I try to levitate the cute little kitty, but instead it just falls onto the ground from about a foot high. “We’ll take that one.” I point my hoof at the cat I just dropped. Chase looks over to the cat I just picked out and sees another on right next to that one. “Okay he will take the black cat, but I will take this pink cat with a peculiar gem in the middle of its face.” “Sounds great now…” She walks over to pull out two boxes with breathing holes. “to hold your newfound friends, oh and yea just write the name of which you want to give them on these name tags.” I levitate the box over to me and write the name Umber, I then attempt again to put Umber inside of the box of which I succeed. I then look over to Chase who is struggling on putting his cat into the box, I then lend a hoof, or more like a horn, and levitate the pink cat into the box. I then levitate both cats out of Flutter’s house as Chase and I wave goodbye to Fluttershy. I look onto the name tag of the cat that Chase had picked to see Espy scrawled onto it. We both then trot back to Sugarcube Corner, where we see that everyone is still eating what looks like to be scones. “Hey guys we’re back.” They all look at us as Sarah asks, “So did you find my mom and brother?” “Oh uhm no they weren’t at Fluttershy’s house, but we did-” “Also what’s in the box?” “I was just about to say that, anyway we did get something well more like someone.” I put the boxes down on top of the table and open the latch withholding the two cats. “Meet Umber and Espy our new cats.” Susie immediately jumps on top of the table and starts to snuggle with Umber. “THERE SOOOO CUTE!!!” Susie yells to the top of her lungs. Sarah grabs Espy and puts her on top of her mane; Espy curls up into a ball and begins to sleep on Sarah’s head. Just as Sara’s hoof touches Espy’s head making her purr. “There I’m participating within the fun.” Steven finishes eating his scone and then says, “So how do we take care of them?” He looks over to me and puts his hoof under his head in a resting position. “Uhm I don’t know, but we will find a way.” Steven just rolls his eyes which then fill with a rainbow streak going across the top of his pupil. Suddenly Espy falls off of Sarah’s head and the entire table begins to shake as a large gust of wind hits us directly in the face. We look over to our left just as a giant rainbow mushroom cloud destroys a broken down cottage. We all then instantly jump up and gallop to the newly formed crater where we see only dirt, wood, and broken bits of metal. Then out of nowhere a cyan coated, rainbow maned pegasus flies out of the crater nearly hitting Susie’s and my face. The cyan mare then sits at the table where we were sitting and begins to pet Umber. We gallop over to the table, but don’t get too close to the cyan mare in fear of being rain boomed in the face. The cyan mare turns to us revealing her rose colored eyes, “Oh it’s you Rainbow Dash, I should've guessed by well all the rainbows.” “And I should’ve guessed since you’re like the coolest pony in all of Equestria.” Chase says with absolute glee of meeting his favorite pony. “Thanks you guys.” Pinkie walks out of the bakery and offers a muffin to Rainbow Dash, she then introduces us to Rainbow Dash as she nods in agreement of learning our names. “I knew I didn’t know your guys’ name.” “Oh my it’s late guys it’s already like 3:45pm I think we should wrap up our tour of PonyVille with well Twilight’s castle.” Pinkie points out the towering crystal castle over in the distance just before the edge of town. She then begins to trot over to the castle motioning us to follow her. We all trot behind her over to Twilight’s castle as Steven fills with excitement, in which we can tell by the tempo of his hoofsteps. “Now we can meet my favorite princess, also she has tons of books there has to be some that can explain how and why we are here.” Steven says as we enter the immense castle doors. I see a ton of ponies walking around the main corridor as this part of the castle seems to be public, also since it’s now the only library in PonyVille. Steven immediately runs around the entire corridor scaring everybody that was quietly reading. Up until somepony decided that his neighs were just a little too much so they personally went over to him to shush him. “Can you please be quiet we are trying to read.” A lavender coated, royal purple maned, alicorn said. I walked over to Twilight and put my hoof over her shoulder. “I would put a shield bubble around him to keep him quiet.” “There is no need fo-” “OH MY CELESTIA!!! IT’S TWILIGHT YOU ARE LIKE MY GODDESS!!!” Steven then ran over to Twilight tackling her down to the ground and then jumping on and off of her stomach. “I told you to put him into a shield bubble, but you don’t listen to me.” Twilight then levitated Steven off with her magical grasp and flung him into the wall. “Okay yea maybe I should've listened, but there is no way for you to predict that he would do that.” Twilight struggled to say while coughing. “If you knew him like we did, well you would be able to expect it from a mile away.” Sarah said from behind me as she walked over to us. “So why did you guys come to the castle?” Twilight asked now finally catching her breath. “Oh well I was just taking them on a tour of PonyVille and well the last stop was here your castle Twilight.” Pinkie said as she hopped over to Twilight. Pinkie then introduced us to Twilight, “Well it’s glad to meet you ponies I’m- oh well you already seem to know me somehow.” ‘Lets not worry about that for now. So anyway we are here to read about portals and how they work.” I said as I brushed off our explanation of being here. “Oh well yea here follow me I will show you my personal stash of those kind of books exactly.” Twilight then turned around and headed towards the back of the library motioning us to follow her. Once we reach the back of the library Twilight uses a spell which opens a hidden room filled with books. We all follow her inside this hidden room and just as our hooves enter the room the door closes behind us. “Anyway roam free and look for what you need. In the meantime I need to speak with you Pinkie, but meet me out of this room.” Twilight and Pinkie then walked out of the room as we searched throughout the secret stash of books. I almost forgot though that we brought Umber and Espy along as they both helped us search for the book we needed. I looked over to Umber who drew one of those pentagrams from earlier and then suddenly two dark hands grew out of Umber as he flipped through some books. I then looked over to Espy, in which her gem was starting to glow as she levitated the books within her psychic grasp. I just shuddered and levitated a couple books books over to a table that I was sitting at. One of the books was labeled A Day with Twilight by R.S. Best, I flipped through the book and wondered why would Twilight have this kind of story. Unless she actually like Rainbow Dash, which I could easily see become truth, if she is truly a fillyfooler. I decided to put the book into my bag and read it for later. As we searched throughout her personal section of the library, we could not find what we needed. We only found a portal that would lead to the human similar to ours, but it was filled with the human counterpart of the ponies of Equestria. After searching for at least two hours we couldn’t find anything useful on the subject and with the sun beginning to set we started to get hungry. We found a button on the inside of the room which opened the door, after we all stepped out the enormous doors closed behind us. “I can’t believe that we didn’t find anything useful.” I sigh. “Well I found a ton of things that are useful, maybe not to our situation but useful overall.” I look over to Steven who filled his tote bags with books of many kinds. “What these might be useful to problems we face in the future.” I just roll my eyes. We all trot over to where Twilight, Pinkie, and Spike are and check out all the books that Steven acquired. We then leave the castle and decide on a place to eat. “So where should we go eat?” I ask. “Well we already ate at Sugarcube Corner so I don’t think we should eat there.” I hear Steven say just as he exits the castle. “Then where else can we go?” Sarah asks in return. “Isn’t there that one place called the… what’s it called.” I say. “I think it’s called the Hay Burger.” said Chase. “Well then let’s go there to eat then.” I say. “Sounds great let’s go right now.” said Sarah. We then all trot over to the Hay Burger in which we arrive at around 6:30pm and ask for a table of six. We go to sit down and look down at our menus. “So this place is known for making Hay Burgers, which are?” said Sarah waving a hoof in the air. “Well guessing by the name they’re probably made of hay, you know the things horses eat.” Sara rhetorically says. “But how does that even taste?” asks Sarah. “We’ll just have to wait and see won't we.” I say as I look over to my left noticing Jeri Bear sitting with an orange red coated, electric blue maned, pegasus and a dark as the night coated, midnight blue with royal purple maned, unicorn. Of whom I did not know, I scoot closer to Chase, “Hey you see those three ponies over there?” He looks up from his menu and looks around the diner. “Which three ponies?” Asks Chase looking around the entire restaurant. “The cyan pegasus with an orange red mane and the two others sitting next to him.” I point my hoof at Jeri Bear. “Uhm yea, what about them?” Chase asks as he looks over to me. “Oh nothing really I just saw him at Rarity’s boutique right after you went to go look at the shirts.” I say with slight paranoia trembling through my voice. “Yea and?” “Oh nothing just letting you know.” “Oh okay.” I then see the waiter walk over to our table, but notice that the waiter’s hat is barely holding in the poofy pink hair. “Welcome to the Hay Burger, home of the hay burger. What would you like to order?” I look up to see that Pinkie is our waiter for the day. “I thought you were just at Twilight’s castle, how are you here right now?” “Well I have to make bits somehow that bakery isn’t the only main source of my income now what would you like to order?” “Well I guess I will get really the only thing on the menu, so six hay burger combos.” I sarcastically say. “WAIT!!!” Sarah screamed. “Okay sorry, but I also want a chocolate shake.” “Okay so six hay burger combos and a chocolate shake.” Pinkie said as she blew out a bubble from the gum she was chewing. She then trotted over to the next table and took their order. “Where did she even get that gum?” I say with a confused look as Sarah blows out a bubble from the gum she is now chewing. “And where did you get your gum?” “I don’t know it just appeared when you asked about Pinkie’s gum” said Sarah. “Okay that’s not weird at all” I sarcastically say. “There are plenty of things in this world that remain unknown and possibly will never be known.” I look over to Steven as he reads this from a book. “You are already reading a book I mean we haven’t even went home yet.” I say as I feel Umber crawl onto my lap. “Well what else do you expect from him that’s literally all he does when he is on his phone.” Sarah says. Pinkie then returns with our food and places it front of us to eat. We all look at it with straight up confusion since it’s like a normal hamburger except for hay instead of meat. I break the confusion when I decide to levitate the hay burger up to my mouth and take a bite. “Mhm not that bad.” I say as everyone skeptically takes a bite and agrees. We then eat our food in mostly quietness other than some slight talking between Susie and Steven. After we finish our food we pay Pinkie and then leave her a tip and head out. “Man I’m so full now” Sarah says as she clutches her stomach. “Yea same.” Chase and I both say at the same time. “We should check if our new home is ready for us to finally rest in a bed.” I hear from Sara who hasn’t really talked that much ever since we entered the portal. “It should be done by now anyways.” said Steven. We all then walk from the Hay Burger and head towards where our home was being built, which was on the outskirts of the town. As we trot over to our home we notice that it’s super quiet and there are no other ponies outside. “Where is everyone?” asks Susie. “I don’t know I mean it’s not that late.” I say. “Well maybe they went inside early today for some reason.” said Sara. When we reach our home we notice that it looks basically complete until we notice a note attached to our front door. I walk over to the note and begin to read it, “Your home is just nearly ready except for a few crucial details. Now I need you to come to Twilight’s castle she has some important news to tell you. I can not explain what she has to tell you within this note you will just have to come and see. ~Pinkie Pie.” “Yay now we have to go all the way back to the castle” Sara sarcastically said. “Yes we get to go see Twilight again! This is going to be awesome!” Steven exclaimed. We then gallop over to Twilight’s castle since the note said it was important and we needed to be there. Once we reach the castle we notice that it’s completely quiet and lifeless except for a faint noise coming from inside, which must be Twilight. As we walk in we notice that it’s pitch black inside with the only light coming from the outside. “SURPRISE!!!” suddenly the lights flash on as Pinkie pie yells in our ears while she fires party cannons throughout the entire castle. I look around to see everypony in PonyVille staring at us, I then see a banner that says, “Welcoming Party.” Then just as suddenly the lights dim and this corridor of the castle becomes a nightclub as Vinyl is then flipped out of the a portion of the wall. Tables then literally pop out of nowhere and so does a bar where Donut Joe is bartending. Doesn’t he work in Canterlot though, but then again I’m guessing Pinkie threw this together so who wouldn’t be here. I feel my ears twitch as suddenly I hear Octavia playing with Vinyl creating a sort of mix of the two genres of music. I notice that we all then went our separate ways within the castle. Susie immediately went to the bar, where she saw Bic Mac ordering some form of a drink with Sarah quickly following behind. Steven trots over to the dance floor and looks as if he was having a seizure, while he danced with Twilight. Sara walks over to a boy hollering under a cloud of marijuana as she clearly doesn’t listen to this kind of music. Chase then walks over to a boy who is throwing up, since he can’t handle what’s inside his cup. I then walk over to a mini refrigerator, as some girl talks about her haters even though she got none. I grab an appletini from the fridge and then just drink it as I look around to see who is here. I notice that literally everyone is here, which is usual for parties that Pinkie throws, even a certain somepony with red orange hair. I look over to Chase who is conversing with a peculiar looking pony, since her exact clone is on the other side of the room with Carrot Top. I trot over to him, and then use my magical grasp to pull him away from this mare; as his wing boner is showing. I pull him all the way up until we are about to reach the table where Jeri bear and his other two friends are sitting. I then point Chase into the direction of the table, just as I notice Applejack leaving the party heading directly for the throne bedroom. I walk over to the table with Chase nearly running directly into it. “Oh, uhm hey may we join you?” I say as he nods in approval while his friend disapproves. “Anyway I’m Jerry and this is Chase.” I hold out my hoof to shake his, but then remember that no one does that here since they don’t have hands so I immediately put it down. “Hello Jerry. Hello Chase. I’m Jeri Bear this is Flare Burn and my coltfriend Diamond Fruit.” He says while pointing over to the orange red coated, electric blue maned, pegasus and the dark as the night coated, midnight blue with royal purple maned, unicorn. “So yea I just came over to introduce myself, since I’m new and all, oh and yea he’s my coltfriend too, I’m not single whaaat are you talking about.” He furrows his eyebrows and looks at me with the ‘uhm okay cool I guess’ face. “Hmm now I know where I know you from. When I was picking up my Nightmare Night costume, you were speaking with Rarity just as I left.” He said. We just sit there in complete silence and as the awkwardness keeps building, I look over to the corner of my right eye and notice Rarity walking into the throne room, while Spike comes out. “I also saw you at the Hay Burger.” He looks at me with a confused look then he suddenly changes looks as he remembers, “Oh yea you were sitting with four other ponies besides yourself.” I nod acknowledging him that it's the truth. Chase then moves closer to my ear and whispers, “Your chat seems to be going great now we need to go to the throne room where Twilight is waiting for us.” I nod at him. “Uhm, so something has arose and I am needed in Twilight’s throne room so it was nice meeting you.” I say while smiling. Chase and I walk away from the table as I hear him say, “Nice meeting you too.” We trot over to the throne room doors where everypony else is waiting for us, “Took you two long enough.” said Sara sarcastically. “Sorry we were just talking to Jerry’s new man crush.” I glare over to Chase. “I do not have a crush on him he just looks interesting okay. Now can we go see what Twilight needs from us.” I say as I begin to push the door open. As I walk in I see the main six standing near the table map with Spike jogging over to them. Suddenly two alicorns walk in from a door behind the table map with two other figures following them. One alicorn was pastel pink, purple, blue and green maned, white coated, and had a cutie mark of the sun. The other alicorn had the colors of the night as her coat and mane. The two figures that followed the two alicorns were a small fluffy creature and a unicorn. The little fluffy creature had two large fangs protruding from it’s mouth while he was wearing a dino onesie costume and wielding a boomerang attached to the back of his costume. The unicorn had a brownish yellow coat, brunette with yellow highlights as a mane, and a literal heart of gold with honey crystal adornment surrounding it. “Hello Jerry, Chase, Steven, Susie, Sara, and Sarah. I am Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna, but I’m guessing you already knew that. I have called you twelve here to discuss what has happened to you poor poor humans.” The main six gasp except for Pinkie who jumps up with glee and proclaims ‘I knew it!’ “I know all of this because of this cute little fluff ball and his mother this unicorn. But of course you know them as Gerald and Mother Deborah.” We all gasp as both Sara/h’s jump up with glee as they begin to tear up from finally seeing their mother. We all then gallop over to Mother Deborah crushing her under our dog pile of warmth and body. After we recuperate Celestia continues, “Anyway, I want you six to lay low and try not to make too many close connections with the ponies of Equestria. Knowing that Luna and I will spend every available time we have to find you a portal out of this world so that you can return to yours. Now Twilight, I want you and your friends to continue to spread throughout Equestria, but you need to make sure that no other pony find out their secret. We can not have our enemies knowing about other worlds that they may be able to conquer. Also Jerry you need to make sure that you don’t get too close to any pony and that goes the same with the other five of you too. I have also heard from my spies that a certain threat has returned to try and defeat me once again, Chrysalis and her changelings are lurking through the shadows of PonyVille, they feed of the friendship/love you have for somepony else so be careful. With their higher prominence you need to make sure that one: you can defend yourself and two: stay out of danger and try not to go somewhere alone. Now Luna and I have an important parade that we must attend tomorrow so we will be leaving you for now. As for you guys I recommend that you all head home and rest up for tomorrow we have no idea what lurks with the upcoming day. Anyway goodbye guys see you tomorrow.” Celestia and Luna then walk towards the door they entered from and leave the throne room. Twilight looks over to all of us, “Okay Pinkie I want you to go shut down the party, with the new information that Celestia has given us we all may be in trouble.” “But it’s only midnight…” complained Pinkie. “Yes I know we usually don’t stop until we pass out, but we don’t know what tomorrow may hold for us so we must head to sleep.” Pinkie reluctantly walks outside the throne room to shut down the party. “Once it quiets down out there I want you all to leave towards home. Except for you Mother Deborah and Gerald you guys can sleep in my guest room, which is usually for my sister-in-law and brother, since their home can only fit them for now.” The noise from outside goes silent and Pinkie peaks in and says that everypony is gone. “Go now before it’s too late, oh my celestia I sound like an old wise wizard at the beginning of an rpg game. Anyway bye guys see you tomorrow.” Twilight says as she yawns and as we walk out of the throne room towards the entrance of the castle. We walk back home in complete silence being shaken by the news we were given by Celestia, who is like the god of this world. As we enter into our cottage I notice the smell of the forest hit us in face making me feel as if I was camping. We look at the three bedrooms which are just three queen sized beds, two drawers next to the bed with a lamp on each drawer, a vanity with a small desk underneath and a closet to be filled with clothes. Susie and Steven choose the room to the far left, while the twins pick the middle room. Which leaves Chase and I having to take the room at the end of the hall next to the bathroom. We all take showers and head into our rooms, we set our clothes into the closet. When Chase and I begin to move the blanket covers he asks, “So what does coltfriend mean?” “It means boyfriend in our language.” I say as I look up to see him blush, but then he immediately wiped it away. “Oh okay.” We both then cover ourselves within the blankets and shut off the lights. “So uhh… when you told that to Jeri Bear, did you actually mean that?” “What do you mean?” “I mean like… am I… do you count me as your coltfriend?” “Well no I di… I never really thought about you like that since you’re straight anyway.” “Oh yea… and yea I’m still straight… I just… enh I don’t know, just forget that I said anything.” “No what is it? There is something bothering you.” “No, no it’s nothing just go to sleep.” He then scooted farther away from. “Uhm okay then goodnight.” “Goodnight.” What could be bothering Chase? I mean ever since we came here he has been acting strange. He is overall generally becoming a better person, but why? Also he is acting more strange around me giving me some special treatment for some reason. Like when we were in Rarity’s boutique normally he wouldn’t buy a french maid’s outfit for any reason, but now he wants to do a couple type costume. Or maybe now that there really isn’t anyone around anymore that can judge him since he is technically a new per… pony and only his closest friends are here. I mean I always suspected that he was slightly gay, but I expected that of the majority of sports players especially wrestlers. Maybe it’s nothing like he said, I think I should just let it to rest and find out myself as our time here continues. I let my brain rest and stop thinking about the day and how it has gone. Just as I truly fall asleep I feel a warm body mass move closer to me, as two hooves wrap around my chest and my body spoons into the other warm body mass which fully puts me to sleep. Author's Note Sorry that I took so long, first I ran into some keyboard problems. Secondly I was getting tired of writing and began to procrastinate, but I finally am releasing part two chapter one. Anyway I hope you all liked part two chapter one and hopefully I can release part two as soon as possible for you guys. You got some debts to payChapter Two: You got some debts to pay I open my eyes to stare at a blank white ceiling, within the warmth a fuzzy brown wool blanket, shaded by a light green hue of a light. I sit up in the bed to see one broken lamp in the corner flashing the light green hue up towards the wall. I crawl out of the bed to land on my feet, ‘wait how did I get my feet back’ I thought to myself. I walk over to the vanity adorned with a laptop on top of the desk and look into the mirror. I see a boy I do not recognize, but I realize that this is me from a long time ago. ‘Is this how I really looked before I left the world?’ I turn away from the vanity and walked over to the door pushing it open looking down a long hallway leading to one stand-alone door. I walk over to the door and feel a chill run up through my body as I get closer to the door. Once I laid my hand onto the doorknob my arms filled with goose bumps, in reluctance I open the door to reveal a queen sized bed. I notice the blankets that once adorned the bed have fallen from the left side of the bed onto the ground. I hesitantly walk inside of the room and spot the new resting place of the blankets. As I crawl over to the mass of blankets. I begin to tense up especially after I see a lifeless hand, while I turn the corner of the bed. I immediately stand up to see a woman, with beautiful brunette hair, straight up face planted onto the ground with bottles of prescription drugs next to her body. I grab the woman and feel the coldness running throughout her body, but still feel somewhat of a heartbeat. I then turn the woman over to see her face, once I realized who it was I screamed to the top of my lungs. I then sit up in full size bed wrapped in a large warm wool blanket; next to two large windows, which are letting rays of sunlight into the room. I look down to see that my hands are hooves again. I feel sweat trickle down my forehead and notice a towel on the drawer next to me so I levitate it and wipe the sweat off my face. I sniff the air and smell a pleasant smell coming from outside my door, so I decide to get out of bed. As I hit the ground I notice that my feet are now hooves again. Now that I think about it, feet and hands are much easier to manage with, especially since I don’t have to walk on all fours when I was human. I mean yea having magic or the ability to fly is really cool, but just not as worth what you could do in the human world. I mean I doubt they have phones, computers, or any electronics that we have in our human world. Really overall it seems to me that at least PonyVille is just really behind technology wise in comparison to just the city of Buena Park where I’m from. I think I should really get up *checks clock* especially since it’s like 8:30am now. I finally get up and walk over to the sensational smell coming from the door and walk into the hallway. I walk down the hallway towards the smell which is coming from the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen to see Chase slaving over the stove making what looks like to be eggs. I sit on the counter and ask him, “Where is everyone else?” He jumps up from being surprised by me, “Oh they haven’t awoken yet. So I decided to make breakfast for you guys when you do wake up. But I have run into some problems as it’s pretty hard to make this food without hands or levitation powers of which you have.” “So do you want my help? Because that’s what it sounds like.” I trot over to him with a smile on my face. “Yea that would be really helpful.” I levitate a pan, spatula, and an egg and begin to make scrambled eggs while Chase moves over to make potato waffles in a waffle maker on the right side of the stove. As we make the breakfast for the others we don’t notice how easy it was for the both of us to cook as our motions form into each other. Once we finish the food and put it onto plates we turn around to set the plates onto the median counter. When we look up we see the others look at us and then they begin laughing their flanks off. “Oh my god you looked as if you were a married couple on their honeymoon.” I hear Steven exclaim as he tries to pick himself up from the floor. Chase and I immediately take two steps apart from each other and slightly blush, “Uhm anyway let’s eat now okay.” I levitate a plate and with my magical grasp set some eggs and two potato waffles onto my plate. I look through the drawers within the kitchen and notice that utensils don’t exist, well at least not in this kitchen. I shrug and levitate the eggs towards my mouth and begin to eat. “Chase did you put something into these eggs while I wasn’t paying attention?” “Uhm yea I added seasoning and some cheese while you were getting more eggs to make.” I blush, “Well their wonderful and I love that touch you added to them.” He smiles as Steven bursts out laughing again, which makes him spit some food onto the counter. I glare at him as he levitates the food bits and tosses them into the trash can in the corner of the kitchen. “Now anyway, what are our plans for the day guys?” Sarah asks as she offers some egg to Espy who is atop her mane. “Well I was planning to read some of my books within my room.” We roll our eyes at Steven very typical of him. “I was thinking of going to Fluttershy’s house to learn some ways to take care of the newly acquired animals.” “I was going to go talk to the apples and well Big Mac of course.” Sarah says while blushing. “I really don’t know maybe go talk to our mother and brother wouldn’t that be a better idea over some boy Sarah.” Sara says while Sarah breaks out of her trance cowering into her chair as she hears what Sara says. “Oh yea that would be nice to.” Sarah says. “What about you two lovebirds?” Sarah says as she looks at Chase and I, “Okay one: How do we give you that impression? And two: I don’t know what we’re doing.” I look over to Chase who just shrugs. “Okay ever since we arrived here Chase has been attached to your hip; I mean you sleep in the same room.” Sarah says as Steven nods in agreement. “Well that’s not our fault since Steven and Susie both slept within the same room and you two did also so I had to be with Chase. I mean it’s not a bad thing I’m just saying.” I say as Sarah just rolls her eyes at me. “But I’m guessing Jerry wants to find out more stuff about that cyan Pegasus we met yesterday.” Chase says as I blush at him, which quickly fades away. “I don’t know what you’re talking about Chase those were not my plans for today.” *pulls out planner and crosses out ‘Learn about Jeri Bear’*. Thankfully before things were about to be awkward a knock comes from the door, “I’ll get it.” I say as I jump out of my seat and gallop to the door. I open the door to see an orange earth pony, “Oh hay AppleJack, what brings you here?” “May I come inside; I have some’ng to tell y’all.” AppleJack says. “Oh uhm sure come in.” I open the door letting her in as we both walk over to the median counter. We set our hooves onto the median counter as I ask, “So what did you need to talk to us about?” “Oh uhh, well y’all know how my family made this house for y’all.” We all nod our head. “Well this obviously cost us bits so I was think’ng that y’all should pay us for our handiwork.” “We don’t really have that much bits to give you AppleJack, just what’s in our rooms.” I say with worry trembling through my voice. “Well then y’all will need to get a job then, I’ll need 2,300 bits by the end of the month which is well this weekend so… I think y’all should get a job right away. If any of you have some physical strength, we need some help around the farm sooo…” “Oh uhm okay then Applejack we will get jobs by the end of the day.” I say as sweat trickles down my forehead. “Great now I’m going to return to the farm, I expect at least one of y’all will join me.” She trots outside the door and slams it behind her. We all look at each other and swallow our newfound goal of the day. “Well that changes our plans for the day then.” I say to try and lighten the mood. “So now we have to get jobs.” “Well I’m going to still go to Fluttershy’s house and apply to help her out with the animals then.” Susie says as she puts the plate into the dishwasher and then heads for her room, probably to get ready. “I guess I can’t read then today, so I will do the next best thing and try to get a job at Twilight’s castle/library.” Steven says as he heads towards the room to get ready leaving his dirty plate on the counter for someone else to clean it for him. “Now I have a more legitimate reason to go to the apple farm.” Sarah says as she glares over to Sara. “I think I will go to the Hayburger since it’s not that far from here and it seemed pretty easy to be a waitress.” Sara says. “I’m going to go to Rarity’s Boutique; she might need some help with her shop.” I say while I head to the room with Sara and Sarah as Chase follows behind us. I get into the room and shuffle through the closet in search of some clothes. Just as Chase enters the room I flip my blue scarf over my neck and ask, “So where do you think you’re getting a job?” “Well I was thinking of asking Rainbow if I could join the weather team or the demolition team, both of which will keep me in shape.” “Sounds great, now I’m off to Rarity’s Boutique.” I walk out the door as Chase quickly puts a shirt on “Wait let me walk you to her boutique.” Chase says as he gallops after me as I exit our home. “Oh uhm okay sure, let’s go then.” We then walk over to Rarity’s boutique which is about a mile from our house. We walk in complete silence other than the occasional stops that other ponies do asking what our names were again. Once we reach the boutique I motion Chase to go and talk to Rainbow. “So uhh yea I will try to join her team goodbye until later.” “Okay goodbye Chase, see you later,” I say as I turn to the door beginning to push it open. “Same to you,” He says as he begins to fly in search of Rainbow. I walk into the boutique noticing that it not as bustling as it was during the afternoon, but I do notice a certain cyan pegasus. I notice Rarity seaming another dress up as she looks up, “Oh hay darling, please come over here I’m currently working on this.” I trot over to her and levitate a chair so I may sit down across from her. “So what brings you here today? Is it more clothes? Or do you not like my clothes?” I blush at her, “Oh no it’s neither of those, I’m here to apply for a job here at you’re boutique.” “Oh darling that would be wonderful, now I need to see what you’re good at. Now I have a sewing machine to the right of me there is a sample dress that you may begin to sew.” I nod at her and begin to trot over to the sewing machine. Now I have barely any knowledge at sewing; the most I have ever made was a beautiful tree ornament with some intricate designs but it wasn’t a full blown dress. So obviously I had some problems and as if Rarity had the force or something she immediately stood up from what she was doing. “Let’s not actually do that, but I think putting some clothes on their appropriate racks would be perfect for you.” “Oh uhm okay that sounds great then,” She levitates a cart over to us and then explains where they needed to be. As I toiled a way of putting clothes away I now noticed three other ponies were in her two of which were other workers. One was sewing while the other managed the fitting room section. The other was a customer who was speaking with Jeri Bear who seemed to work here as a retail worker, same as I. Once I finished putting the clothes away Rarity came over to me, “Well now since it’s your first day I need you go with Jeri he will tell you how to do your job and all that.” She guided me to Jeri Bear and pushed me forward. I trotted over to Jeri Bear with glee filling my footsteps; once I reached him I tapped his shoulder. He turned around, “Oh hey Jerry, right?” I nodded yes, “Oh okay so what exactly do you need? I’m here to help you find what you need.” “Oh uhm no I’m not a customer today, I’m now working with you as whatever you do. Rarity sent me here so that you can teach me the ropes of how this works.” “Oh okay well then, really it depends on what you’re doing. If you’re putting clothes away, well put them on their appropriate racks. While you’re doing this you must learn the geography of the store, so that if a customer is looking for something you know exactly where to find it. You may also need to ring them out as in be the cashier, but this only happens when it’s busy or if you want to. Other than that there isn’t much else for you to do except that you get off when I do which is about 3pm. The store opens at 7am which is when I expect you to be here, so yea there are some clothes in the back that I need you to sort out.” “Umm okay I will get on it right away.” I walk to the back of the store and levitate some racks of clothes that need to be put away. Basically rinse and repeat this for four and half hours, with some interruptions from customers going in and out asking about where the clothes are. As my day ends I walk over to Jeri Bear who is walking to the door to leave. “Oh uhm Jerry you need to see Rarity she has something for you.” “Oh okay then goodbye.” I say as I start to walk towards Rarity. “Bye, Jerry.” “So Jeri Bear said you have something for me Rarity?” I say with confusion. “Oh uhh yes I have your uniform, name tag, and work schedule.” I levitate the items and stuff them into my tote bag. “So I expect you to come in tomorrow at around 7am which is when we open. Also tell your friends that if they want anything custom they can come in tomorrow when they have a chance.” I nod, “Anyway see you tomorrow, Jerry.” “Same to you Rarity.” I turn around and begin to leave the boutique. As I walk outside I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Jeri Bear too. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” I had said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. Then Steven took me apart from the rest of group as he had something important to tell me about Mother Deborah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The next few parts will be in the point of view of the other characters and why/what their job is and how they got it. Just wanted you to know so that you were not confused by the difference in thought and pronouns like her, hers, she, etc.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Sarah’s P.O.V] Knowing that going to the apple family’s farm would be dirty; I didn’t bother with grabbing clothes or changing into any. I walk outside the house almost immediately and head straight for the apple farm which is like right next to our home. Before I walk to far away from the house I notice Chase and Jerry walk out of the home at the same time. I turn around and noticed them both walk together to what I guess is Rarity’s boutique. I turn back around and begin to gallop over to the farm where I noticed Big Mac again hauling a great apple crate heading towards town. I then slow down to a trot and go over to Big Mac as his eyes fill with fear of seeing me again. “Hey Big Mac where’s your sister?” With relief he points over to the barn and then begins to trot over to town. I trot over to the barn where Apple Bloom comes out with a small tote bag heading to school. She then says, “AppleJack one of those ponies from the house we build is here.” She pushes past me and gallops towards the bridge where Scoots and Sweetie Belle are waiting. “Oh hay… Come in I will show you what you need to do, but only if you’re strong enough.” I walk in and notice how messy the barn is on the inside and knew exactly what needed to be done. With this I say, “Oh actually sorry I don’t think I’m up to the job of cleaning this.” Aj glares at me, but shrugs. “Whatever, but you better find a job by the end of the day.” I nod and then head out of the barn as I hear the starting of a machine rattle with excitement. I then gallop towards town in fear of what this machine could be. Hmm, where else could I go for a job, maybe Sugarcube Corner I mean there really isn’t anywhere else to work at around here? I mean there is the Quills and sofas store, but I don’t want to work. Plus I’m exceptionally well at baking and knowing the show; Sugarcube Corner definitely needs help. Once I reach the bakery I notice the wagon that Big Mac was pulling from the farm is here. So does that mean he’s here, YASS, sorry but not sorry. Anyway I walk into the bakery where Mr. and Mrs. Cake are conversation with Big Mac as he sets the crates of apples next to the front counter. I walk up to the counter and ring the bell on top of the counter to get their attention. Mr. and Mrs. Cake then say goodbye to Big Mac as they walk over to the counter. ‘Why can’t he be mine already? But I doubt AppleJack would give me her blessing to marry him. Why do I care what she thinks? Well then she would be my sister-in-law when that happens.’ I thought to myself. “Uhm miss, so why are you here?” Mr. Cake asks as Mrs. Cake rolls her eyes and heads into the kitchen. “Oh uhm I’m here to apply for a job since I’m a wonderful baker and I think you would need help around here.” I say as I put on a hefty smile to gain his acceptance. He glares over my face as I hear footsteps coming from upstairs. “No you’re not worthy of the Sugarcube Corner, now goodbye miss.” Mr. Cake then turns into the kitchen as my smile deteriorates, but just as he walks into the kitchen Pinkie walks to the counter and calls me back. “Sarah it’s okay Mr. Cake doesn’t like new people to come in, he did the same with me but then I baked him a carrot cake which is his favorite. Once he ate it he immediately hired me on the spot so.” I nodded and head for the kitchen that Pinkie cooked in which was her personal kitchen. I gathered the ingredients I needed to create the carrot cake to rule over all carrot cakes. As I chopped up the carrots and mixed the batter with eggs and milk, I also whipped up some frosting with caramel to keep it somewhat solid. I put the chopped bits of carrots into multiple cake tins filled with the batter. I did three variations of sizes on the carrots, one finely cut, the second with small bits, and the third with bite sized bits. I then shoved them into the oven and let them cook. During this time I created the frosting until it tasted perfect which took about 16 tries, it has been awhile since I baked carrot cake, but I think I did it correctly. I then pulled out the three cakes and then put them onto fancy serving plates. I pulled out the frosting I put into the fridge to cool and put it over the cake; I also made multiple carrot designs out of the orange frosting I made. I took a small sliver out of each cake and ate them, to try it. Personally the best one was with the finely cut pieces of carrots so I packaged the other two for home. I then made fancy decorations onto the cake and evened out the edges so it looked professional. I put the cake onto a server cart and wheeled it towards the kitchen where Mr. and Mrs. Cake were waiting for some cupcakes to be baked. Surprise fills Mr. Cake’s eyes as he eyed the carrot cake that I set upon the kitchen counter. I grabbed one small fancy plate and cut him a hefty slice and a nice slice for Mrs. Cake. He then took a bite out of the cake and tried to hide the gratification and sensation he was feeling inside his mouth. “So…” As he finished chewing the cake, he then opens his mouth “You have the job now I want you to be here by 7am tomorrow. For today though I want you to take these muffins that are in the oven and put them on display in the front. Mrs. Cake will explain everything else you need to do, while I’m going to take this cake into my room.” He grabs the cake and puts it on the serving cart and then quickly trots to his bedroom. “What’s he going to do with the cake?” I ask of Mrs. Cake. “You don’t want to know, believe me. Now once those cupcakes are out just set up the display and then you can leave.” I shudder at her response of what he does with cake making me kind of not wanting to work, but I need a job. “In the meantime I’m going to the spa now that you’re here I don’t need to be here all the time.” She waves as she heads out towards the spa. About an hour later the cupcakes are finally finished, I put the frosting that they had left out on top of the cupcakes and then put them onto another serving cart and wheel them into the front of the store where I see a cupcake display. As I wheel the cupcakes towards the front of the store I hear a loud sexual moan coming from the cakes’ bedroom. Knowing that no one else is here other than Mr. Cake and well the cake that I baked; I quickly push the server cart out into the front counter. I then place the cupcakes onto a display next to the window and push the server cart back into the kitchen. Where I see Mr. Cake with some orange frosting on his hind legs, I cringe knowing what he did with that cake. He notices me and then grabs a cupcake and heads right back into the room, then I notice some orange frosting on his flank hole too. I just turn around and leave the bakery; well carrot cake is definitely his favorite. I check the clock on the wall as I leave it’s about 3pm. As I walk outside the bakery I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I even tell them about Mr. Cake too. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now, also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. My sister Sara then pulled me away from the group to tell me something important about her new boss. [Sara’s P.O.V] With the interview of new job imminent I decided to head towards the room to change into clothes that are more appropriate. Throughout all my schooling though I never really learned how to even interview with others. I mean I know enough for it to be successful I just don’t feel confident about my abilities. I walk over to the Hayburger which really isn’t much of a walk since we lived pretty close to it; once I get there I notice that there are some people here at like 10:15am. I go to the main counter and ask the waitress, “May I speak with your manager?” “Sure what do you need from him?” The waitress says as she levitates a phone attached to a wall about to call her manager. “Oh well I’m here to apply for a waitress job.” I say with assurance. “Oh okay sounds great he will be here in just a second.” She turns to a new customer as I see a stocky stallion with build front hooves. “So Emily told me that you were here to apply to be a waitress.” He said as he looked over my body. “Uhm yes, I’m here for exactly that you’re correct.” I said with unease in my voice. “Great now follow me I will interview you in my back office.” I nodded and saw him turn to the back as I followed. We both walked into the back office as he went directly into the closet to the left of us and pulled out a waitress uniform. He set it to the left of him onto the table, “Now do you have any previous waitress experience?” He asked. Perfect actual questions, “Uhm well yes I worked at a place like this last month.” “What made you quit?” He asked. “Oh Uhm I just didn’t really like the environment or the pay that we were being paid.” “Interesting, now we pay minimum wage which is about 9.25 bits each hour you work here. Law requires that if you work over your normal 8 hours we must pay you double. Also being a waitress you will receive tips from your customers but that’s expected.” “Well that’s sound great.” “Now there is one last thing I need you to do. He grabs the waitress uniform, “I want you to try this on, I need to know if you are comfortable with our uniforms at this establishment.” “Uhm okay I guess I can try it on do you have any dressing rooms?” “No but the closet does close so.” He hands me the dress as I walk into the closet to try on the uniform. I close the closet door and begin to put the waitress uniform on. This is somewhat short when it comes to covering my flank but other than that it fits. I walk out of the closet to see the man sitting down waiting, “Perfect, now I forgot to mention my name Richardson Rich, but you can just call me Dick. Now what’s your name?” “My name is Sara nice to meet you, Dick.” He then turns his chair towards a section of the wall. “Sara now with or without an h?” He asks. “Without.” He nods and then tells the wall S-a-r-a, a name tag then pops out of the wall a minute late. Dick then trots over to me and puts the name tag onto the uniform. “Now I want you to start immediately so go talk to Pinkie about your materials that you will need.” I nod at him and walk out of his office where Pinkie is waiting… weird. “Here’s your notepad, pencil, and pack of gum now get out there.” She slaps my flank and pushes me to the front while she goes into Dick’s office. The last thing I hear before I get to the main room of the restaurant is a loud bellowing voice says, hey Pinkie. I then walk up to Emily and ask her, “Hey Emily “It’s Emilia” “What is? “My name is Emilia Roseheart.” “Oh okay Emilia; my name is Sara without an h, now I’m the newest waitress so what tables am I supposed to serve?” I look at her and see some sympathy in her eyes which confuses me, but it instantly turns back to over happiness. “Here Dick said to give this list to any new waitresses, it’s the tables that you will serve.” She hands me a list and I check the tables, one of which is filled with a dark as the night coated, midnight blue with royal purple maned, unicorn. I walk over to the table and notice that he doesn’t even have a menu, so I grab one and reach his table. “Hello, I will be your server today my name is Sara, *places menu in front of him* now take your time to order.” “Wait Sara.” He says I turn towards my next table. “Uhm yes?” “You are a part of those new ponies that we threw the party for yesterday right?” He asks as he looks up to me. “Uhm yea why?” “Well I was just wondering, I feel as if something is wrong with this place. “Wait what do you think is wrong?” “Never mind that it’s just a feeling and nothing else. By the way I’m Diamond Fruit, Jeri Bear’s coltfriend which I’m guessing you already since Jerry and his coltfriend Chase probably told you.” “Uhm okay nice to meet you Diamond Fruit, wait what exactly does coltfriend mean?” “It means that like Jeri Bear and I are dating.” “So like boyfriends?” “What are those?” “Oh nothing, so Chase and Jerry are dating?” “Uhm well that’s what Jerry said to us in the most awkward way, but that’s what he said.” “Well that’s interesting to know, uhm now I really need to get back to work so what would you like to order?” “I’ll take a hay burger combo.” “Ok perfect one hay burger combo coming up.” I walked over to the server kitchen counter and put his order in wondering why Jerry would call Chase his boyfriend. Since really isn’t Chase as straight as a pole, I mean yea he has some qualities of being gayer than a rainbow unicorn running on a rainbow leading to rainbowland, but never struck me as someone who would date another guy. As I waited for Diamond Fruit’s hay burger combo to finish being cooked I looked around to see that no new customers were coming in. Or Pinkie who finally came out of Dick’s office has taken them into her grasp. I grab his burger combo and trot over to his table setting the burger combo in front of him. “Here you go.” “Thanks” “So what exactly did Jerry say when he said that Chase was his bo-coltfriend.” “Oh well to quote him exactly he said, ‘Oh and yea he’s my coltfriend too, I’m not single whaaat are you talking about.’ as he motioned his head to Chase.” “Oh okay, interesting now I’m going to leave you to eat, plus it’s my time to get off this job. It was nice talking to you, Diamond Fruit, though.” “Same to you Sara.” I nodded and walked away to the backroom where I took off my uniform and put it into my tote bag which lay in my personal locker. As I began to walk out of the restaurant I noticed Emilia and decided to say goodbye. “Bye Emilia see you tomorrow.” “Oh uhm bye Sara, but wait I have one more thing from Dick that I need to give you.” She waves her hoof for me to come to the counter where she is stationed. I walk over to the counter, “So what is it?” “Here.” She hands me a paper with a sticky note attached it. “It’s your schedule.” “What about the sticky note?” “Oh well that’s my number and Dick’s number.” “Oh uhm wait where do I get a phone? “They sell them, mhm I forgot what it’s called, but you should have them at your house. All the new cottages have them, and I’m sure that yours has one too since I barely saw you yesterday so I guess you’re new.” “Oh okay well bye Emilia, see you tomorrow.” “Same to you Sara.” I walk towards the door to exit and stuff the new things I have into my tote bag. As I walk outside the Hayburger I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Diamond Fruit too. But not about the coltfriend thing just about how he is the coltfriend of Jeri Bear. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. After everyone's done talking about their jobs I pull Sarah from the rest of the group and tell them we have something to do. “So my new boss at the Hayburger, well I have a bad feeling about him.” “Why it sounded as if nothing was wrong?” “Well since he was looking at me just like dad used to.” “Sara you can’t talk about that here, remember no one knows that about us.” “Yes I know, but they’re best friends we will have to tell them one day.” “Well today isn’t that day okay, and you’re just being paranoid not every guy is going to do that.” “Is that why you dated older men Sarah.” “Shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about!” “I know exactly what I’m talking about and so do you.” “He wasn’t that much older.” “Not that much older! Bitch you were 14 and he was ten years older than you!” “Okay but that wasn’t dad’s fault!” “Yes ever since he left all you have been doing is dating older men and not even keeping them for more than a month. I mean your last boyfriend was nearly 30, but I don’t tell mom because I don’t want her have a heart attack. Also don’t you remember the last time I had to help you remove crabs so that mom wouldn’t find out.” “Yea and I thank you for that, but don’t push everything on me ever since he left you became paranoid about everyman in our lives. So much so that you ‘found out’ that you were lesbian.” “I’m not paranoid and no I just figured out that women are something I’m more into okay that was not because of dad.” “Whatever can we just forget all about him?” “Yea as long as you promise me that if you do date an older guy or stallion then let him be in his early to late twenties instead of early thirties.” “Okay I promise.” “Pinkie promise?” “Cross my heart, stick a cupcake in my eye, hope to fly, I pinkie promise okay.” “Great now let’s go join the rest of the group.” [Susie’s P.O.V] I noticed that Steven left his dirty plate so I decided to pick it up and put it into the dish washer; I then walked over to our room where he nearly bumped into me. Which I guess was my fault since I didn’t announce my presence to him, letting him know that I was here making him run into me. I changed out of my clothes and grabbed Umber and Espy to come with me to Fluttershy’s cottage. As I fly over to her house with both cats on my back I think about how life was before we came here to Equestria. I mean yea I love this world but I wonder how my family is dealing with me being gone. For all that they care about they probably don’t even know that I left since I’m so quiet. It’s not like they cared about me when I was there, they treated me as an embarrassment since they are so extroverted and eccentric while I was this timid introverted person who just stayed in her room with her baby wolf (don’t ask). My wolf’s name was Shadow who I loved with every ounce of my blood that coursed through my body. From what I knew about her she was this government genetically modified wolf designed to live with humans and cooperate with them. Kind of like the whole human raised by wolves, but a wolf raised by humans. She also has some other special qualities like telepathically communicate with someone she cared for deeply. The government was looking for the perfect candidate who would resonate with Shadow’s soul; my family was personally picked out by Shadow since she was attached to my mother’s leg as I was in her womb. There were also other things of which she could do that I knew nothing of. One time when I had awoken in the middle of the night I noticed that Shadow was not on top of my bed with me. I noticed a purple light coming from beneath my bed so I looked under to see this portal that lead to a hellish looking world. I had asked what that place was and she told me that it was her home where her mother and father lived. She explained to me that she was not of the government but born in a different dimension and stolen by your government. She was also thrown around another dimension called Equestria where she grew up with a pony called Jeri Bear. She also mentioned how my mom had found her one day when I was in the womb; she was looking for someone she could find protection with by soul searching. She had a letter sent from her dad to explain to my mother that the government at sent her to my house. At the time I didn’t know what she was talking about, but now I did and I was in that dimension of which she used to live in. With the goal of leaving this dimension and acquiring Shadow again was my true goal, yes I know that she might not be here anymore, but I would have to try. Maybe Jeri Bear would know what happened to her, but I can’t do that right now I need to find a job. I finally arrive at Fluttershy’s cottage where I slam into the door as I was so deep into my own thought. She opens the door and say, “Oh hey… uhm who are you?” “I-I-I’m Susie.” “Oh hey Susie, well I’m Fluttershy and it’s nice to meet you. So why are you here?” I look at her in silence then remember why I was here, “Oh I am here to see if you need any help around your cottage like a job where I take care of your animals or something. I’m really great with animals; I used to have a wolf pup so I have some experience.” “Well that sounds great, so you don’t have any allergies to pet hair?” “Uhm no.” “Okay have your rabies shots.” “Yes.” “Are you familiar with the practitioner methods of taking care of animals?” “Uhm no…” “Perfect I will teach you that then please come inside. Also are you friends with Chase and Jerry?” “Uhm yes does that ruin anything?” “No I was wondering since you have the pets that they adopted from me and well there are some practitioner methods that need to be prescribed to Umber and Espy. And I need someone to pay for those expenses so your first paycheck will pay that off in full. Now each and every creature has their own way and special need of being taken care of. I have a large book that tells you everything you need to know about these animals. Also their food is in my back room be careful not to overfeed some of these animals. Also watch out for the bears, snakes, ferrets, and devil worshiping beavers. They are collectively trying to kill me and anyone trying to take care of them only one bear is friendly and it’s because I showed him who's boss. Now I don’t know you but try not to die or aggravate any of the animals in a way that they might hurt you. Now come follow me out to the back yard.” We walk outside where I see an assortment of other animals like birds. “Same as the animals inside these birds have their food within my back room; the chickens need to be de-egged when you have a chance. If you go that way you will encounter the part of Sweet Apple Acres that I own where the pigs, cows, and sheep live. They need to be fed; also the sheep need to be de-wooled, which they will grow back before winter. Now I have to leave for a very important dragon hunting so take care of my home and my animals with the utmost care. Before I forget, Stay out of my Shed don’t ask why just stay out of it.” Fluttershy then returns to the inside of her home and doesn’t return. I look to Espy who is lying atop of her outside table while Umber sits behind Espy. “Jeesh I thought she was more of quiet person.” Also wait did she say dragon hunting, what did I miss when watching the show like wtf? Again she also mentioned something about devil worshipping beavers, well Fluttershy deals with a lot more than I thought. Bruh she talked for like an hour how does that even happen? And why does she own a portion of Sweet Apple Acres? And she mentioned not to go in her shed; I wonder what is in there? Anyway I need to take of her animals also she forgot about the practitioner methods that she was supposed to teach me about. Maybe she put them in the book where she said holds everything you need to know about animals. I walk inside where I see the animals she was talking about and then walk over to the stand where the book lied. I grabbed the book and sat down at the bean shaped table and started to read it. ~ Three Hours Later ~ I finished the book and set it back on the stand I then look towards where the animals are and see that Espy has created a bubble shield around me. While Umber is sitting upon a pentagram and keeping the animals at bay with his dark art magic. I giggle and say, “Oh yea I forgot to feed you guys.” I walk to the back room with Espy shielding Umber and I as I pull out the food. I then walk over to their bowls and dump the food into the variety of animals bowls, I then head outside and do the same with the birds. Espy then lets her shield down as we walk back into the house just as Fluttershy walks back into the house. “Ahh hello Susie I have returned from my dragon hunting, and here’s a bonus that I will give you from the dragon’s hoard.” She tosses a bag of bits towards me. “That’s about 300 bits, now you may leave, but return to me tomorrow at 8am and we can get your practitioner methods intact.” I wave and leave while putting Umber and Espy atop my back while Espy levitates the bag of bits with us as I fly towards the center of town. As I fly to the center of town I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Fluttershy and how crazy she really is. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” I notice both Sara and Sarah walk away from us and so does Jerry and Steven so I walk with Chase back home. Who has really improved his personality since we arrived in Equestria so that’s a good thing. [Chase’s P.O.V.] After I leave Jerry at Rarity’s boutique, I then begin to fly over PonyVille in search of Rainbow Dash to see if I can apply for the weather team or the deconstruction team. As I searched throughout PonyVille I witnessed all of my friends going to their separate end locations looking for a job. With no luck I couldn’t find Rainbow, I flew down to the ground next to the Quills and sofas place which had a help wanted sign on the front window. I went inside to ask the owner of the place about the position that would be open. “Hello sir, I noticed your help wanted sign outside and wanted to know what position is open?” “Oh uhh yea it’s open it’s a part of the moving department just head to the back and they’ll tell you what to do.” I nod and head to the back where two pegasi are loading some boxes into the back a of moving truck. “Hello I’m the new guy and the store owner told me to ask you what I need to do.” “Uhm yea just grab these boxes and load them into the truck.” I nod and grab the box and then lift it and put it onto the back of the truck. I grab another box and start to walk to the back of the truck, but I do not notice a wrench which gets in the way of my hoofing. I trip and drop the box onto the ground in which I hear shattering come from inside the box. Both of the pegasi turn to me, “What the hell happened?” “Oh uhm there was this wrench on the floor and I lost my hoofing and tripped.” “That box is literally worth 1500 bits so that’s going to get you fired like now so get the hell out of here.” I walk away from the broken box and continue to look around for a new job, as I walk throughout the town I feel a breeze pick up. With the breeze a flyer flies into my face; I pull the flyer off my face and look at its contents. The flyer said ‘Masseur wanted! Please come to the spa if you have any experience with massaging.’ Hmm seems interesting plus it’s probably my only choice left. I walk over to the spa which is near Rarity’s boutique and Sugarcube Corner where I notice the window has the same flyer. I walk inside to see the spa sisters standing next to the front counter. “Awe hello wel- -come to our spa, are- -you a customer or - -one of the masseurs we- -want to hire?” The spa twins say as they finish each other’s sentences in a weird Asian accent that forms like all the Asian accents. “Oh yes I’m the masseur you’re wanted to hire.” I hand them the flyer that flew into my face. “Oh yes this is- -the ad we put out- -so you have massaging- -experience?” “I think I can say so that I do.” “Well that’s good- -enough for us- -you are hired.” I hear the door open and look to see Mrs. Cake walk in. “Perfect you’re first- -customer please attend- -to her.” “Hello ma’am I’m Chase and I will be your masseur for the day.” “Oh okay this is interesting.” She follows me towards a massaging room as she says, “So a male masseur that will bring the business here.” She pulls out a touch phone and begins to type something. “Wait where did you get that phone?” “Oh well this one is Government Issue, but you can purchase phones in Canterlot. There’s this one electronics store where they sell many things like phones they’re just pretty expensive.” “Oh okay interesting. Now I’m going to set up your room so undress while I do that.” I let her go into the other room as I pull the massaging lotion from under the counter near the table. Mrs. Cake then walks into the room and sits herself on top of the table; I pull out the massaging lotion and pour some onto Mrs. Cake as I rub my hooves into her sore muscles. “You feel very tense especially around this area.” I say as I rub out a knot in her left shoulder. “Oh yes I have been stressed from my job and some of the weird stuff my husband does. Did you know that I never make carrot cake for him? Even though it’s his favorite dessert.” “Why don’t you bake him that cake?” “Well it’s personal but I think I can tell you, as long as you keep this to yourself.” “Uhm yea I can keep any secret.” “Great, so anytime a carrot cake is made for him he usually takes these cakes and heads for our bedroom. With him going to our bedroom, well one time I noticed that he wasn’t in the kitchen but I smelled the potent smell of carrot cake. It was the day that we hired Pinkie pie which was years ago, but anyway I heard some noise coming from the bedroom so I decided to walk towards these noises. When I entered the room I saw my husband Mr. Cake with a rounded off carrot smothered in orange frosting that was shoved up his flankhole. I screamed when I saw this and he instantly jumped up and threw the blanket over him like as if that would help. He apologized and told me that he only does this when carrot cake is made, so I haven’t made carrot cake since then.” I stopped rubbing her shoulder when she said flankhole, which surprised me as I felt a sensation coming from my groin section. “Uhm… I don’t know what to say.” “Yea and that’s why I’m here, also we got a new baker at Sugarcube Corner, and guess what she made to get hired.” “Was it carrot cake?” I said hesitantly asked. “Yes exactly that so I decided to get the hell out of their and head over to the spa. And now knowing that they have a male masseur well other than Snowflake, but he was way too buff so it scared me.” “Well I would've too I mean that’s just weird, but it does show you that he may be interested into other stallions. Especially if he likes the sensation of a rounded off carrot which mirrors a penal counterpart.” I tell her. “So you think he wants to sleep with stallions?” She wearying asks. “Oh no but it’s a possibility that he might want to experiment in bed and if you don’t satisfy his needs he may cheat on you with another stallion.” “Well we haven’t really being doing anything sexual since we had the children. They have been our entire life which just adds to managing the store. Thankfully with our newest employee I won’t be as stressed and I’ll have more free time.” I felt over her back and with me not feeling anymore knots so I told her that she is done. “Awe thank you I really needed to talk about this and really needed this to relieve all my stress.” She hands me 8 bits and walks out the massage room. Lotus then walks into the room and informs me of, “Your next customer is going to be princess Twilight Sparkle in about a half an hour.” I nod at her as she exits the room; I set the room up by putting a new towel down for Twilight and put the old towel into the soiled can under the sink. I wash my hands and dry off the massaging oil and then lean onto the counter waiting for Twilight to enter the room. As I wait for Twilight I finally have time to think about my new life in this new place, where instead of being an attractive human to an attractive Pegasus. Well not to be cocky it’s not me who says this it’s the many girls that I have dated. Of which I never really liked and it’s not that I treated them wrong because I didn’t I just didn’t know how to treat them right. What I mean by that is that I treated them as if they were one of the guys and I tried to listen to their problems but they just didn’t work out. I mean I only met Jerry well like two years ago when he was still healthy, he was never really too personal with me. He really only told me what he told the others was that he didn’t want to talk about it. As he got worse I worried for his well-being, but I never knew why I ever cared for him so deeply. I mean I knew I wasn’t gay so why would I ever have feelings for a guy. At least that’s what my dad has taught me, was that gay was bad and you’re not gay or anything like that. My mom told him that it wasn’t me but the other kids; my dad never listened to her and I never understood what they were talking about really. The concept of gay only came up as an insult for something like ‘oh that’s so gay’ or something like that which was a stupid way to use that word. In middle school about a year and a half before I met any of my friends that I know now things were happening at school. I was being bullied one day when well in the locker room I got a boner while the guys around me were changing. I told them that it was something spontaneous and that I wasn’t gay, but they didn’t believe me and verbally bullied me. It eventually escalated to physical bullying, in which they would beat me up anytime I would do anything slightly gay. What made it worse was that when they physically beat me I actually got a hard-on since I enjoyed the pain of their beating. The next year it only got worse- “Oh hey Chase, so you’re the new male masseur I have heard about.” “Oh uhm hey Twilight yea I’m the new masseur, so lay on the bed.” I grabbed the massaging oil and rubbed it onto Twilight’s back feeling knots all over her body. “Wow you are very tense, well like everywhere.” “Yea that’s what happens when you are a princess, you have tons of responsibility which means tons of stress.” “Well I’m here to take that stress out of you to the best of my ability, now is there anything to get off your chest that may lessen your stress?” “Well not really I mean there are plenty of things I haven’t told my friends or really anyone, but how can I trust you?” “I have no answer to that you would just have to trust me.” “Well if it will relieve me of some stress?” “Yes it will definitely relieve stress.” “Okay well I think I have a crush on Rainbow dash and I think she has crush on me, but no one knows about this.” “Wait is that why you had a book in your personal library about Rainbow proposing to you. I think it was called a Day with Twilight.” “Shit I forgot to remove that from my library, sometimes I can be so forgetful. But yea recently Rainbow and I have been getting closer to each other. I think though we have been dating for a while, but we haven’t really made it official. I think she thinks that we have been together for exactly three years,” Twilight explained. “Well I think you should tell your friends, but make sure that Rainbow is on the same page as you.” “Yes I know my friends wouldn’t mind, but it’s Celestia that has major prejudice against anything she says is ‘traditional’ like coltfriends and marefriends. I mean with my new growing prowess I’m starting to not care of what she thinks. Plus I have a feeling that either you and Jerry or Diamond Fruit and Jeri Bear can change her mind about coltfriends and marefriends.” I stop rubbing my hoof into her left shoulder, “Why would you say Jerry and I?” “Isn’t it obvious you two are totally dating?” “Well just to let you know we are not dating at all I don’t even like colts or stallions. I’m overly attracted to mares for your information.” “Uhm okay sure whatever you say Chase, well anyway I just feel that things will change in the near future especially with the impending doom of Chrysalis and her army. Also with your friend’s mom’s son he is a creature called a yordle in which Celestia loathes. She loathes these creatures because they have invaded her lands in the south she doesn’t like them and has attacked them, but for the wrong reasons. These creatures have come here for refuge from their old land. I have personally spoken with them and they are a loveable species who cared for nature. This species left their land of Valoran since wars spread throughout the land and now that they have to face another war with Celestia they needed one of their most cold blooded killers to do anything to defend their growing village. There cold blooded killer was named Teemo who warded off hundreds of Celestia’s royal army soldiers. I have tried to tell Celestia to keep off the Yordles, but she will not listen to me. I think that’s all that has been stressing me out with the Yordles and Chrysalis and her changeling army.” “Well that was a lot on your mind and yea if I were you, I would be stressed the hell out. So I can’t even imagine how you feel.” I finally rub out the last knot within the body of Twilight and look at the clock which reads 2:30pm. “I am finished with relieving your stress and didn’t getting all that information off your chest help?” “Ooh Chase I need to come to you more often you have relieved me of everything that has stressed me out recently.” She hands me 20 bits and then walks out of the massage room. Lotus then comes into the room and says, “You can leave at around 3pm, just clean up the room.” I nodded at her and moved over to the massage table. As I cleaned the massage table I began to think about the train of thought I had earlier before Twilight walked into the room. So as I was saying well thinking, it only got worse the next year since my feelings for another guy raised even though I knew he was straight. I just broke up with my last girlfriend which really was a facade for them to think I was straight. Well what I didn’t know was that the people who bullied me had told my crush to trick me and fake date me. Another thing that made it worse was that I started to play football, which made them think I was even gayer and when I changed the guys avoided me in fear that I would be attracted to them. Some of them either one: didn’t care or two: were openly gay, so they stayed and changed while I changed. And wearing a jockstrap didn’t help since it just adds to looking gay when you do change into your jersey. Plus with the aura of straight guys acting gay as hell by slapping each other’s asses with a towel or their hand and then they shower with each other. I never understood straight guys who were homophobic and did what I would do with someone I was dating not my teammate. Anyway back to my crush; a rumor was spread throughout the school in which my crush told someone that he was gay and he even broke up with his girlfriend in front of everyone. Also with this all being a trick his girlfriend knew that he didn’t actually mean the breakup and him being gay. The next day he came up to me and asked me out next Friday to his house where we could just ‘Netflix and chill’ and I didn’t think too much of it. So that Friday as we were driving to his house, with one of his older friends was driving, he had told me that ‘Netflix and chill’ meant that I would lose my virginity with a guy and someone I especially had a crush on. I became excited from this realization so I especially didn’t think much of it. Once we got there we walked in together, as his friend then also walked into the house and locked the door. I confusingly looked over to my crush and asked him why his friend was staying in here. That’s when all the people who bullied me came from the hall and kitchen to surround me in the living room. All together there were about 8 people including my crush and his older friend, he then pushed me onto the floor. My crush then revealed the plan of tricking me to come here so that they could have sex. Well the sex part was going to be held to his words, so they all grabbed me and stripped me to my naked self where everything hung loose. He then pushed me onto the floor and unbuckled his pants and threw them down to his knees. He grabbed my head as I tried to push away from him, he then shoved his penis down my throat. He said, ‘Isn’t this what you like faggot especially from someone you love so deeply.’ I began to cry but knew that if I bit off his penis then he could do nothing else, but then he said, ‘If you bite me we will fuck you up.’ This had scared me so much that I kneeled there until they were all finished with me. I grabbed my clothes and walked back to my house crying my eyes out while ejaculation ran down my face. When I entered my house my mom was cooking dinner and had said ‘So what happened at your friend’s house.’ She looked to me and instantly dropped the knife she was cutting carrots with and ran over to me wrapping her arms around me. ‘Roger get in here and call the police.’ She noticed my busted lip bruised right eye and limp from my left leg. When the police got there and asked me a series of questions and I told them exactly what happened which got my crush and his friends arrested to be put in Juvie for the emotional, physical, and sexual abuse they had caused to me. With this we moved to Buena Park and my dad blamed me and thought I was lying about the force and that I volunteered to have this happen to me. Ever since this night I have hated my dad since he always blamed anything gay on my fault. I heard the clock ring three times signaling me to finally leave work. I walked outside of the spa and noticed my friends were all gathering around the center of town. When we all met in the middle I told them about my day and I lie to them about my job, and they buy it for now… “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” I asked of Susie “I don’t really know,” Susie had said. I noticed that Sara and Sarah broke away from us just as Steven pulled Jerry away from Susie and me. [Steven’s P.O.V] I head into Susie’s and my bedroom and change into more fitting clothing for a library. Once I leave the room I bump into Susie not noticing that she was there, since she was so quiet. I wonder why she was always so quiet and never really liked to talk to anyone. I mean yea she talked to us but we were and still are her best friends. But you like other people, I guess she just thought that no one was nice or something. Even with all the time I have had with her ever since we got here she never really told me any crucial points about her life. Maybe it was something bad or something others had done, but to my imagination I doubt it was something her past friends could have done. Most of our conversations were mostly just small talk or something about me with my complaint of how this place isn’t that technologically advanced as my originally home. Really I do prefer being on Earth and being human it was easier to do many things, also to be honest it would be less awkward to date someone as a human. But that’s in my opinion, I’m guessing now that some people are a little weird and really want to date a character from this show. I mean that’s why clopfics sometimes scare me since they're about two pastel colored magical beings having intercourse with each other. Or on different occasion between a human and a pastel colored magical horse which is interspecies relations. It isn’t illegal but it can cause different diseases that horses may have in comparison to humans. I mean how do you think certain disease from monkeys came into the human population. I think some people just wanted to be freaky with these monkeys or the disease/virus mutated. Also if you have read certain news reports you would know that a horse’s penis could be as long as 15 inches which would kill you. Okay maybe I have thought way too deep into this, but that’s what happens when you read as much as I do. And, hey, don’t get me wrong I love to read, but it just not what I prefer. As a young child I was basically forced to read like almost all the time, which yes did advance my grades in English and History. But most people didn’t like me since I was this big know it all that knew like all the answers. I didn’t really make any friends because of this little thing. With that I began to distant myself from my family since they were the ones to push me to read at any moment and any time I had the chance. This bothered me to the core, so instead I decided to spread my knowledge and write which came natural to me. I then found the show which gave me another topic to write about that wasn’t factual but was based a franchise that wasn’t Harry Potter, which I just got tired of writing about. With My Little Pony to watch and write about I soon started to love life again since I met many new friends during this time. The fandom was great except for some few exceptions that put a negative light to shine onto the MLP fandom. And with the classic motto of Love and Tolerate, well I do exactly that, even though they are basically that weird pervy uncle, but they are still family. I mean with the show I met some of my best friends, which who are now with us in well the actual universe of MLP filled with all of our favorite characters. I finally reached Twilight’s castle door and begin to enter, which like yesterday is filled with ponies from all over PonyVille. I walk to the first door on the left which is the library section of the castle and go up to the front desk where Twilight is reading a book. I trot over to Twilight as I notice her ears twitch she looks up from her book. She remembers who I am and then surrounds me with a shield bubble. I levitate out a piece of paper and a pen and wrote, I promise I won’t scream to the top of my lungs. She pops the bubble and asks, “So why are you here again? Already done with those books you checked out yesterday?” “No I’m actually here to apply for a job and well to see you again. I haven’t had a chance to read those books yet but I will by the end of the week.” I say why I slightly giggle. “Oh okay and yes their due by this weekend so you better read them. And yea I guess I could use some help around here it gets kind of painstaking hard to do all by myself especially when I have other princess duties to do.” “Great when do I start?” “Right now I’m going to the spa with Spike; I just heard that they hired a male masseur, well other than Snowflake, which sounds interesting. I had a reservation for today actually in about 30 minutes, but I had no one to handle my job. So I decided to read it over to see if I should cancel it, but then you came in so I can go now. Bye Steven see you later.” I sighed and sat behind the counter wondering what exactly was I supposed to do I wasn’t even given instructions. I then looked at a laminated paper taped to the desk that said ‘In case I’m not here and I went on a spa trip and you’re a new person here is what you need to do.’ Well she was prepared for this; I read through the instructions and should've known this by the amount of times I’ve been to a library. ~Three hours later~ During that time I mostly sat there and read my books that I brought from my home and checked out a couple of customers books. I checked the clock and noticed that it was about 2:30pm, I then looked back down into my book when I heard a familiar voice say, “Ahh Steven, so I guess you’re the new librarian.” I looked up to see Mother Deborah, “Oh my god! Hey Mrs. Kim.” I said with glee echoing through the library. She hugged me and then trotted over to this side of the counter. I looked over to her and saw fear in her eyes, “Try not to say God, they don’t like it.” “Who Mrs. Kim? Who doesn’t like it?” She glanced down for a second and then looked back into my eyes. “Celestia and her guards, they don’t like the faiths of the human world or any other country, if you are going to say oh my Cel- I mean god just say oh my Celestia instead.” She said as she looked around the room in fear she would have been heard. “This place isn’t as happy and magical as it is on the screen there are behind the scenes things that these citizens don’t see. With our night of staying here we have been conditioned to say oh my Celestia, also we found a room which was locked by Celestia’s magic. I fear what could be found down there and why it was kept in PonyVille instead of Canterlot. Now I need to go before princess Twilight comes back. Gerald hurry with those books, also one last thing when we arrived here through the portal we arrived in Celestia’s castle. When she saw Gerald she immediately blasted him with a magical attack, my motherly senses kicked in and I blocked the attack with my body. I told her what we were and where we were from so she scanned us to tell if we were telling the truth. She said sorry about the attack it’s just that creatures like your son are warring against her kingdom. There is some major prejudice for other creatures, religions, and ways of thinking here. It’s not somewhere you want to stay for long.” I noticed her ears twitch as a sound coming from outside the library section was made; she grabbed Gerald and teleported away just as the doors opened revealing Twilight and Spike. “Great Twilight, now that you’re here I need to get something to eat so I’m going to leave.” “Uhm okay we'll be here by tomorrow at around 9am.” I nodded as I quickly trotted outside of the castle. As I walk outside the castle I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Mrs. Kim too. But not about the Celestia thing just about how she is safe within the castle of Twilight. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. After we all talk about our jobs I pull Jerry from the group and tell them we're going to go eat something. They all shrug and keep walking back to the house. “So why did you pull us from the group because I sure as hell know it’s not about food.” “Oh well you know how I mentioned Mrs. Kim and Gerald.” “Uhm yea, what about them?” “Well I didn’t want to mention it to the rest of the group, but when they arrived in Equestria they landed in Celestia’s castle.” “And that matters why?” “Let me finish, they arrived there and Gerald was instantly attacked by Celestia, so Mrs. Kim blocked the attack with her body. She told Celestia that they were humans and they came from the human universe so Celestia magically checked them to make sure they weren’t lying. Since the creature that Gerald is, are warring against Equestria so she didn’t want a spy among her and in her castle. Also there are mayor prejudice of many other creatures, religions, and ways of being. Like you can’t say oh my God around her royal guard or her you have to say oh my Celestia or you will be punished. Which by the way that Mrs. Kim acted it seemed that it was horrible punishment. Okay I’m finished now.” Jerry just stood there in silence. “So do you think Chrysalis is actually just another form of religion or creature that Celestia has major prejudice of?” “It could be a possibility, there was one book that I checked out from Twilight’s library called Before Corruption. I don’t think it’s 100% true but it says that she was an Alicorn like Celestia and Luna. But Sombra who was also an Alicorn laid a curse onto Chrysalis and her people of the Monarch Kingdom changing them into well Changelings.” “And maybe Chrysalis hates Celestia for not helping her when Sombra put that curse onto her people. Here let me see the book.” I look through my tote back and pull the book out; Jerry then flips through the pages and finds a good part within part three. “Here it says and I quote, ‘How can you be so sure of it, just face the facts Sister they left you here to die. They wanted me dead I was a power in their way of complete conquest. You stepped in the mix when you visited them, you confirmed their suspicions about me. So they let you leave, they said they were busy and would fiddle with that when they have time. They only said that for you to solve the problem yourself, and knowing that you couldn't either 1:Couldn't bare to kill your own Brother, or 2: That I would kill you and destroy your kingdom. With you out of the way, and me in a weakened state they would be able to kill me and then have nothing in there way for complete conquest. Celestia, also made you an Alicorn so that you would have the power to weaken me. She obviously doesn't know you my Sister.’ unquote. Now I don’t know if this book is hundred percent accurate, but it sounds factual enough.” Jerry said. “Maybe we can speak with the author, what’s the name of the author?” I asked. Jerry turned the book over and checked the back to see the author, “It says the Flaming Gay, and do you think they live in this world or maybe it’s a human.” “But how would Twilight have a book from the human world, and our human world I would understand if it was from the Equestria Girls universe. But this looks like the works of a human from our world.” I said. “Maybe this ‘person’ actually lives in Equestria, they could live in Canterlot.” “Well we have to discuss this with the rest of group, but not in public. We don’t know how many spies Celestia could have.” I hurriedly said. “Yea let’s go join the rest of the group at our house where we will be in private.” “I also heard that Sarah is bringing home some homemade carrot cake that she got from her job.” I happily said. “Sounds great, let’s go.” Jerry gleefully said. [Jerry’s P.O.V] As we walked back to the house I was thinking about what Steven had said about the book he had found within Twilight’s library. Could it be right? Could Celestia be a tyrannical monster? She never was on the show, but this isn’t the show. This is reality which it seems is much different than the show. I thought to myself as we passed Fluffle Puff’s house. As I entered the front door I noticed that everybody was sitting at the kitchen median. “As I was saying, there are things that I need to tell you about, when it comes to Mrs. Kim.” Steven says. “Well when I was in Twilight’s library, at around 2:30pm she came up to me and told me what happened to them.” “What do you mean? You told us she was okay, and that nothing was wrong.” Sarah says worriedly. “Well I wanted to make sure that we weren’t in public so I couldn’t tell you. And now that we're safe in here where no one else can hear us. She looked in a bad shape; she had bruises on her hooves and an internal fear for being seen by an authoritative figure.” Everybody, but me gasps; I look over to Sarah and mouth the words ‘He already told me.’ “She told me that Celestia, and therefore the people with the power, is prejudice of other races as Celestia almost killed Gerald since he was a creature; in which she doesn’t like. Also once Twilight returned from the spa Mrs. Kim told Gerald to hurry up before Twilight finds them.” “Wait why did Twilight leave to go to the spa?” Sarah asks. “She said that they had a new masseur a male masseur.” “Oh, well I was that new male masseur she was talking about. “Chase says as we all turn to him with surprise filling our eyes. “Well… that’s interesting…” I say. “Yea no shit!” Sara says. We just break out in laughter. “What’s so funny about me being a male masseur?” Chase asks “It’s just not your thing you know; I mean I thought you would join Rainbow Dash or something like that.” I said. “Well… that was my plan; it’s just that I couldn’t find her anywhere in PonyVille. So Instead I noticed that the spa needed a new masseur I went in and they hired me on the spot. It’s also where Mrs. Cake goes to lessen her stress.” “Oh yea she went there since Mr. Cake does some weird shit with carrot cakes.” Sarah said immediately regretting it. “So you were the new baker who baked him the cake!” “Wait what does he do with the… cake?” Steven hesitantly asks. “Well he… *points at hind hooves and does pelvic motions* with the cake. And then he… *grabs carrot and motions the actions of which Mr. Cake had done* yea…” Sarah says while everybody, but Chase stares blankly into Sarah’s eyes. “What the fuck…” I say as I shrug thinking, ‘Enh sounds like something I’d do.’ “And why aren’t you freaked out?” Steven asks looking at Chase. “Oh well while I was massaging Mrs. Cake she had told me what he did with the cake.” Chase says as he rubs his head with his hoof. “Well… I’m just speechless, that’s just something you don’t hear all the time.” Susie says. “You also don’t hear that the world’s shiest character is secretly a badass dragon hunter with secrets held within her shed.” I say sarcastically. “Oh well yea that….” Susie says. “That reminds me, how did we not know this?” Steven asks. “Well I’m guessing that the writers never wanted anyone to learn this since it goes against what we believe to be her personality.” Susie says. “I mean I guess, but then again we are actually here in the universe, which seems a lot different than the show so far.” I say. “Did you check out what was in her shed?” Steven asks. “No she told me not to, so I listened to her and avoided the shed.” Susie said. “Oh ok.”Steven disappointedly sighed. Sara then turned back to us, “So you and Chase *Sara points at us* you an item now.” Sara says while we look confusedly at her. “Your two peas in a pod, you’re sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g,” we look at her still confused, as she sighs, “are you two in a relationship?” Sara finally says after her analogies. I look at her with surprise filling my face, “Why would you think that?” “Oh well, when I was at my job Diamond Fruit, Jeri Bear’s coltfriend, and he told me that you told Jeri Bear that you two were dating.” Sara says. Chase walks over to the fridge and pulls out a peculiar drink. “Oh no that was a lie, it was so I didn’t seem like a single loser. And plus Chase is straight anyway so even if I did like him I can’t get at him.” I say as Chase takes a swig of the peculiar drink. “Oh, well yea that’s what I was thinking.” Sara says clearly disappointed. “I think you two would be cute together.” Susie mumbles. “Oh well… okay then.” I say as I look over to Chase flashing him a smile. “Wait what are you drinking anyway?” “Oh nothing it’s just apple cider.” He says while I curl my eyebrows in confusion. “Oh ok here pour me some.” I say as I levitate a cup over to him. “There’s none left I just finished it.” Chase says while he dumps it into the trash. “Oh okay.” I say. “I’m going to get some fresh air.” Chase says, we all nod in acknowledgement while he walks to the back porch. Once he gets outside Sara asks, “What’s bothering him?” “I don’t know he’s been like this since we got here.” I say. “Maybe you should go ask him.” Sara says. “Ugh, but that means I have to go outside and care for another person’s feelings.” I say as Sara glares at me. “Fine I’ll go ask, but you guys can’t listen in okay.” I say while they nod. I walk outside to the back porch to see Chase sitting on the edge of the wooden porch. I trot over to him and sit next to him then ask, “So what’s got you down?” “It’s nothing…” Chase says trying to shrug it off. “I can tell that there is something wrong, I mean ever since we got her you have been treating everyone differently. Specifically me, so I want to know what has changed.” “It’s nothing I swear; I’m just not used to our new home.” Chase says. “So what you don’t like our cabin?” I sarcastically say. “No, no it’s not that, I mean the Mlp universe I miss my mom I miss being at home where I can be alone and someplace I know where people can’t judge me.” Chase says. “What do you mean judge you? We’re your best friends we would never judge you,” I say. “Are you sure since you guys just did about me being a male masseur. You all laughed.” Chase annoyingly says. “We only laughed because it’s something we didn’t expect especially coming from you.” “What do you mean?” “I mean we’re used to you doing the manliest things to differ yourself from anything relating to gay. Which reminds me, why do you do that?” I say as he turns to me with fear deep within his eyes, which quickly disappears. “No reason, I just… I don’t know it’s what my father had told me to do.” He says while I furrow my eyebrows. “Wait your father told you to act like a homophobic asshole?” “Uhm well if you put it like that it sounds terrible, but yea.” “Why?” “Just something about my past and what happened, but it’s not really important.” I touch his hind hoof with my top left hoof, “If it’s bothering you this much, I think it’s important plus you can trust me that I won’t tell anyone if you don’t want me to.” “You sure you won’t tell them.” “Yes I’m sure.” “Well it was the years before I met any of you guys. In middle school I was… nah I can’t tell you, you’ll think differently of me.” “Chase we already think differently of you especially once we got here.” He looks at me with the ‘oh well I see how you guys are’ face. “Oh.., well anyway when I was in seventh grade I was going through some confusing times.” I furrow my eyebrows. “Well when I was in P.E. and we would change I would look at the other guys and I felt sexually attracted to them.” My eyes fill with surprise. “But with that these guys started to bully me since they noticed me always staring at them.” My eyes then begin to fill with empathy. “What made it worse is that I joined the football team and they continued to bully, it actually escalated to physical abuse. Football didn’t help my situation in the slightest, since we would take showers after practice and we wore jock straps so…” “I would say I know what you mean, but I never participated in sports.” “Oh well, anyway as the abuse got worse well I never told my family about how I felt. Of course they would eventually find out, but not through the glorious of ways. I had fell for this straight boy and well the bullies convinced him to act as if he liked me. So he made a big whole scene with him breaking up with his girlfriend. He then approached me one day and asked if I wanted to ‘Netflix and chill’ so I said sure why not. So that Friday I went over to his house with one of his older friends driving us there. Once we got there,” Tears began to swell in his eyes. “they locked the door after I entered the house.” I scooted closer to him and held him within my upper hooves. “So they pushed me onto the ground and ripped my clothes off, from there I don’t want to talk about it.” “Why, what exactly did they do to you for you to be so hurt of the memory?” I asked He hesitated for a moment, but began talking again, “They forced me to sexually pleasure them… they beat me up in the process and then threw me out when they were done with me. Once I got home my mom called the ambulance while my father blamed me of what had happened to me. He said it was all my fault that they had did that to me, he said that I wanted it all to happen, I have always hated my father ever since that night.” Tears began to flow down his face which prompted me to hug him tighter. “So what ever happened to those bastards of human life?” “They were all sent to Juvie for physical and emotional abuse, while his older friends were sentenced to community service for six months.” He said as his tears of sadness became tears of anger. “After that big fiasco, we moved to Buena Park for the new school year and I was told to not act gay and stuff like that.” He wiped his tears on his now removed t-shirt and then threw it to the ground. “Well thankfully they got punishment for their actions.” “Yea, but I don’t think its enough especially after all I went through.” I then proceeded to hug him tighter which told him to calm down at the same time. “Once we moved to Buena Park, I then went to Kennedy where I met you guys. Now my home life wasn’t perfect though, since I had starting watching My Little Pony. This enraged my father as it was ‘gay’ and for ‘little girls’, so once I heard that you all watched the show and met at the twin’s house, my mom had asked Mrs. Kim if I could come over on Saturday just like the rest of you. Now I only put up the facade of being a homophobic massagist, since I had learned that some people’s fathers at school were friends with my dad.” “Then how did you ever dress up as a cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane, which in anyone’s standard is pretty gay.” “Oh well my mom explained to my father that it was a one day thing and that it was Halloween so let him get it out of my system.” “Oh yea lol, my mom used to say that to my dad, but that was a long time ago.” I said as sadness began to fill my voice, luckily Chase had not noticed. “Uhm, so anyway I also thought it was a phase too which led me to act like the straightest human being on the planet.” “Ok I get you, but that didn’t mean you had to treat women like shit or say massagist comments.” He slightly smiled, “Yea sorry about that, but it was all a facade I believe you guys can forgive me.” “Well with your more recent change since we have gotten here, I think we can forgive you.” “So, uhm you never told me what had happened to you when you started losing so much weight?” “Oh it was just things at home, but it was nothing so I forget about it.” “Oh okay, I just always worried for you and it seemed that you told the others and never told me anything about your personal life.” “Well I never told you, since you were always such a jerk to basically everyone. Not so much that we didn’t like you, but to the point of which you were annoying.” “As you said yourself I have changed and that it’s for the better.” “Yea, well I didn’t say that specifically.” “But it was close enough.” He says while I let out a laugh. “I guess, now the reason I ‘starved’ myself was because my home life wasn’t the greatest, my dad was a chronic drinker, while my mom was diagnosed with severe depression.” I said as the sadness from earlier returned to my voice. “As the time went on both their addictions were getting worse, as my dad would drink anytime he had a chance. My mom stopped going to work and we were ordered by the doctors to keep sharp things away from her.” Tears began to swell up from inside my body. “I’m just going to say that it didn’t end well and lead to me starving myself.” He looked at me and embraced me within his hooves as he whispered into my ear ‘It’s okay you don’t have to continue.’ I pushed apart from him, as I gazed into his glistening golden eyes, he then withheld my face within his hooves and pushed his lips onto mine. I closed my eyes and went deep into the sensations that I felt throughout my body, but as sudden as the kiss was, it ended just as suddenly. We then pushed apart from each other and awkwardly stared into each other’s eyes as his cheeks began to fill with embarrassment. I look over his shoulder and notice a massive orange mass setting just below the horizon. “Maybe we should go inside,” I say as my cheeks now fill with embarrassment. “Yea…uh... maybe we should go inside,” he says as a smile creeps upon his face. I stood up and offered him my hoof as I started to open the porch door with my magical grasp. He accepted my offer of helping him up and grabbed onto my hoof. We both walked into the house, but just before we entered we stopped holding each other’s hooves. “Took you two long enough.” Sara said as she winked to me, this prompted me to furrow my eyebrows. “Well yea, we were just talking about how we feel about… this place.” I say as I look around the house. “So I think we should make dinner now, don’t you agree?” Steven asks. “Yea let’s see what’s in the fridge.” Chase says as he walks over to the fridge. I walk over to the sink counter as Steven reads about how to make a vegan chicken salad, which doesn’t include using chicken. I then go on top of the counter and look into the mirror as if there is something within it. I push my face up against the glass and hear an interesting noise, but the noise is interrupted by a voice coming from behind me. “What are you doing Jerry?” Sarah asks as I turn to her noticing that I’m in the way of the sink which needs to be used. “Oh sorry, it’s just that, eh nevermind.” I push myself off the table and walk over to Steven who is reading from the cookbook. [Third Person P.O.V] A blue unicorn appears in front of a glass as a video camera is recording the conversation happening within the kitchen. Goes inside of camera to a room filled with multiple screens having live feed of each room within the cottage of these new foreign beings brought into this world. A lone white unicorn sits upon a chair in front of these screens as he reads a newspaper called Equestria Daily. A red light then flashes onto the newspaper as one of the screens shows the blue unicorn from before. The white unicorn looks up onto the screen and then pushes a button which enables sound, “What are you doing Jerry?” A lime green earth pony says. “Oh sorry, it’s just that, eh nevermind.” Jerry says. The white unicorn presses buttons onto a phone, “Eliza speaking, What do you need?” “Patch me to Celestia, tell her Moonshine.” “Ok sir.” The phone then rings for a sec. “Celestia speaking what is it?” “I think you should come over, there’s something I need to show you ma’am.” The white unicorn says as he pulls out a tape and labels it The Foreigners. Fade to black… Author's Note Sorry that I took so long with this part of my story, I just haven't been in the mood to write anything recently. With League of Legends basically taking over my life I didn't really have time to write also add some homework. Anyway I hope you all liked this part of my story and don't be so aggressive in the comment section words hurt you know. Constructive criticism is welcome but not comments like 'the inherently bad story of the day: this story' that's from my other story. That is not constructive that is just rood. To all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters , Brohoof until next time when I actually write chapter three.
Prologue Prologue Hey, I’m Jeremy just some average high school gay guy who loved basically everything really except for sports, which bored the shit out of me. Anyway I am a pretty popular person, but my main group of friends consisted of six people. This included a guy named Chase Prower, he was like a linebacker for the football team, he was a total jerk to most people that tried to talk to him. Of course once you got to know him he wasn’t that bad, he had blue eyes, blonde hair, yea I know stereotypical. He was also like 5’9” and was pretty hot, but his personality overall was shit well at least how he treated women. Our group also insisted of these two twins names Sarah and Sara, they were complete opposites of each other, but other than their options of clothing they looked exactly the same. Sarah was the girliest girl around who loved any guy stereotype like jocks, bikers, guitar players, and country men. While her sister on the other hand was a total feminist lesbian, but didn’t really blow it up in your face unless you said some horrible joke about women. Which Chase usually did so they kind of clashes like all the time, but that did not stop us from being friends. And plus while Sarah could get annoying, Sara was chill and easy to hang out with at least without her sister. Another member of our main six was a girl named Susie Meriweather who was as quiet as a mouse and she loved animals. She was 5’5” with light green eyes and she was a brunette. She was always awkward around people, but once she warmed up to you she would eventually start to talk. Also you don’t want to see her drunk it’s pretty scary especially when it’s Vodka. And the last of the friends Steven Waters a total bookworm who usually didn’t like other people. He really only joined our group because he just found us as a cool group of people and I bet he secretly had and still does have a crush on me. He was 5’4” with hazel eyes and he was a brunette. That finally leaves me, well I’m 5’5” I have hazel eyes and currently Emerald hair, but my origin hair color is like black. I love to read, write, listen to music, watch tv, YouTube, Netflix, I also like any fandom imaginable, but not every fetish. I’m a chill guy who can be weird as hell and yes sometimes I am random to a point that I can not explain. So yea that’s us now we all met one day last year on Halloween, when we all dressed up as our favorite mlp character. Sarah dressed as Pinkie Pie, Sara dressed as Applejack, Susie dressed as Fluttershy, Chase dressed as Rainbow Dash, Steven dressed as Twilight Sparkle, and I dressed as Rarity. I was walking around campus with my friend Cedric who dressed as Scootaloo, when I noticed the other five people all dressed as the main six. Well without one character, which was Rarity so I ran into the group and we all discussed about our costumes and our obsession. And that’s when we all became friends, so after that we always would go to the twins’ house to watch every new episode since. The only thing that was more annoying than Sarah, was her brother named Gerald. He was a total little shit that no one liked especially when he tried to show us any little new thing that he discovered. He always found My Little Pony such a girly show and never really got into the show. He did play with the plushies, but in a way I used to when I was a child like making them mayors of towns or what not. It swore to us he only really like the plushies and that dressing like Sweetie Belle for Halloween was not gay. We just disregarded him and continued to watch our show and became more obsessed with it. Someone we all liked, was Mother Deborah, she was a sweet woman who loved each and everyone of us as her own children. Every time we came over she would bake pizza bagels for all of us to eat, on occasion though she would cook real dinners. I was her favorite, well after her own children, and I always loved to come over to Sarah and Sara’s house. She was about 5’7” brunette like her children, with hazel eyes, according to Chase she was a total MILF. I mean she had a nice boob size and all, but I was interested on how nice she was. She wasn’t a total pushover though, she knew how to compose herself without being too pushy. She always smelled as if mother nature had a child and then bathed her in the essence of spring. She always tied her hair back and let her bangs run loose over her semi-circular glasses, while she wore blouses of many light hues of yellows, pinks, whites, and blue. She did frequent gardening and had her own chicken coop, in which she took care of herself. Mother Deborah was the classic 50’s girl who could clean, cook, and take care of the children. But she did not let her husband get away with doing nothing, she made him clean the house every time he had friends over which was at least three times a week. Mother Deborah was a home body as she was a writer, she wrote critically acclaimed dramatic adventure stories. She also had a gardening and cooking blog, which was reviewed by many other people. Mother Deborah made decent money with her husband being a normal 9 to 5 office job in which he despised. Anyway lost track of what this story is even about, so one day we all went over to the twin’s house like normal to watch the new episode of My Little Pony. I arrived with carpooling Steven with me “So what’s this new episode about anyway?” “Well it stars Pinkie and Applejack for an Hearts Warming eve, even though it’s a week before Halloween.” I looked over to Steven who was on his Iphone looking up the contents of the new episode. It was 7:15 am in the morning, the clouds were abnormally gloomy today and traffic was nonexistent. This caught my eye for a second until finally some cars crossed my view, just as the light turned green. I drove down the road turning left onto the street where the twins lived, and saw their two story yellow house sitting lonely between the dark tones of the other houses. We parked next to Chase’s car and then walked up to the door. I rang the doorbell, as we waited for the door to open we heard noises coming from inside. “Hold on, a second.” We waited for a minute or two until the door opening revealing Mother Deborah. “Oh hey Jerry and Steven, yea I was just making breakfast for you guys, come in please.” We both walked in seeing Chase eating some Cheetos puffs with Susie waiting for the twins, which sounded as if they were upstairs. “Hey guys!” Steven walked over to the couch and sat down crossing his legs, “Oh hey Jerry.” Susie said in her meek quiet voice while Chase kept chomping down on Cheetos. “Hey dude.” He said while spitting out orange bits of food all over the couch, he then brushed them off. I walked over to the couch and sat next to Susie under Chase’s leg. “What’s taking them so long?” Susie just shrugs while Chase thinks he has an idea opening his mouth, but then realizes that he has food and finishes chewing. “Since it’s a Pinkie and Aj episode, I think they’re going to wear their costumes from last year.” He still managed to spit food onto my face even after fully chewing the Cheetos. Suddenly we all hear a loud crash on the floor, we all jump and look over the couch at the bottom of the stairs. We see Sarah in her Pinkie Pie costume lying on the floor, “Oh my god Sara you didn’t have to buck me downstairs.” “You were taking forever and plus the show is going to start anyway.” Sara said as she walked downstairs in her Aj costume. “Okay, but we didn’t even know if everyone was here, which it looks like they are.” Both Saras waved over to Steven and I, who was looking down at his phone. I kicked him in the shin signaling him to wave back to them. “Anyway let’s get this shit started” Sarah grabbed the remote and jumped onto the seat next to Susie turning on the tv. Chase then got off the top of the couch and sat next to me while Sara sat down next to him. With our limited space I had Chase’s leg on top of mine while Sarah’s leg was on the right arm of the couch. We waited as whatever else was on, when someone ran in ruining the whole thing. “Hey before you guys watch the episode I wanted to show you something.” Gerald said while wearing a top hat, black shiny cape, and holding a magician’s wand. “Gerald can you go to your room!” Sarah yelled at him, while he pulled out a book with an aura around it. We all stared at the crimson book, which had an aura of a burgundy red, this even caught the attention of Steven who looked up from his phone. “What kind of book is that?” I asked as I leaned forward resting my elbows on Chase’s leg clearly interested in the book like the rest of us were. “Oh um I don’t know I found it in the horror section in the library and I was interested in the title, Mischievous tricks and sp-.” Gerald was interrupted by a screeching voice coming from my right. “Gosh Gerald, we don’t care about you stupid little book now can you go to your room and leave us the hell alone.” I glared over to Sarah signaling her to calm down. “Hey that’s no way to talk to your brother Sarah, now Gerald just show your stuff to mommy in the kitchen.” Mother Deborah said as she was holding a mixing bowl, what was she making anyway. “Ugh whatever mom, and no he can stay as long as he stays quiet.” Sarah said as Gerald jumped up and down with glee, “You better be quiet though.” He moved his stuff to the other side of the room behind the two seating couch where Steven sat. Sarah then fast forwarded to the episode, which she had paused on the account of her brother. As the show started I noticed blue smoke coming from behind the couch, “Move Chase I need to go to the restroom.” He moved his leg and I walked over to the hallway, I then turned around and quietly sneaked behind the couch to see Gerald sitting down with the book. It was open to a page with a coven circle inscribed within the page. I squatted next to him and asked him, “What are you doing?” He opened his eyes and jumped back in startlement, “Oh I’m practicing this spell in the book labeled ‘The Mallen Spell’ apparently it merges one universe with another.” I furrowed my eyebrows, “Uhm okay I don’t understand what that means.” “Here I’ll show you, just let me get a clear view of the tv.” Moved his book closer to where the tv was and he pointed his wand towards the tv. He then spoke some gibberish which fired a black beam towards the tv it bounced off the tv and hit one of the plushies he had with him. It was then engulfed in this blackness and changed into a breathing living thing, it was a mini Celestia which could talk. I saw the tv flicker and then the plushie fell down becoming lifeless again. “See, I have been practicing that spell for a week” I then heard the episode come back from commercial and decided to go back to my seat. “I’m going to watch the show now, you keep practicing your spell.” I walked over to the couch and sat down as Chase’s leg was then positioned back onto my lap. “So what I miss.” Chase then moved over to my ear to whisper, “Nothing just Pinkie announcing that they're going to the rock farm.” I nodded and then focused my attention onto the tv screen. My attention was broken when Mother Deborah walked in announcing that breakfast would be finished in like 5 minutes tops. We nodded in agreement then focused back onto the episode, until I noticed another cloud of smoke coming from behind Steven. He had noticed it too, most likely through hearing it. He looked over the couch to talk to Gerald. Steven then returned to watching the show, as the giant rock fell down the hill having the entire Pie family trying to push it up the quarry. We all then heard a small explosion come from behind the couch startling all of us. We all quickly got up and looked behind seeing Gerald covered in ashes from a mini explosion he caused. “I don’t know what happened, but I’m fine.” “Well he’s fine back to the show.” I glare at her, but she just goes back to her position, “Seriously guys I’m going to start it without you then.” This got us all to go back to the couch, since we didn’t want to miss the episode and knowing Sarah she would watch it without us. Sara then got up to go get a snack allowing Chase with more room, to sit, but instead he actually sat closer to me putting both legs on my lap, which confused me. We sat there, as Aj learned the lesson of the episode, staring at the screen. Until the same black beam that hit the tv bringing the plushie to life, bounced off of the tv onto us. Suddenly a twirling portal opened and some unknown force started to pull us into this portal. Firstly Chase who was the least grounded was lifted up and pulled towards the portal. Susie and I immediately jumped up and grabbed his hand using all our strength to pull him from the powerful force of the portal. “AAAGGGHHH help me I don’t want to die!!!” Chase yelled as his shoes began to fly into the portal. Then the portal pulled Steven in with Sarah jumping up grabbing both his hands while she had her feet under the couch to keep her grounded. The force of the portal became too strong for Susie and I as Chase was dragged into the portal. Then this seamlessly immensely strong portal grabbed Susie pulling her into it, as Sara dropped a bowl of Cheetos and jumped over to the other side of the couch. She grabbed onto Susie’s arms trying to pull her from the portal. I looked over to my right seeing Steven already halfway through the portal, while Gerald looked at us with surprise. “Stop staring and come and help us!” I yelled at Gerald, who was then broken out of his trance, he walked over to Sarah and grabbed her by her waist. Suddenly two ghostly arms grew out of the portal and pulled Susie, Steven, and Sara from our arms. It the grabbed hold of Sarah, Gerald and I pulling us into the portal. I then saw Mother Deborah walk into the living room, just as the portal sucked me into it. The last thing I saw was Mother Deborah dropping a plate of what looked like pigs in a blanket and screaming to the top of her lungs. I then saw her body start to get sucked in as I landed on my ass seeing the portal closing the place from where we came from. Trapping us in this new unknown territory, here for us to explore and find our true destinies.
Oh my god! We're in Equestria Oh my god! We're in Equestria I stood up from being flat on my butt, and looked around to see that I was now standing in the middle of a field with 5 ponies lying down in a patch of flowers as the wind blew through my hair. I then noticed that I was much shorter than I was before I went through that portal. I also tried to stand on my legs, but I immediately fell onto to the ground. I looked down to my hands which were now just hooves like of a horse.Why would I have hooves of a horse unless I’m now a pony? What had Gerald’s spell done? I then walked over to the other 5 ponies who were all looking at their hooves in amazement. The other four ponies screamed, while one sounded if she was just mildly yelling. I walked over to the ponies, “Hi, I’m Jeremiah what’s your name?” I accepted being a pony a little too easy, but when I tried to shake their hooves they immediately stopped in their tracks. The quiet cyan blue coated, with a brunette mane, light green eyes, and a cutie mark of a chibi carrot, pegasus walked over to me. “It’s me Susie” I then realized that it was us we were all now ponies. I looked over to a peach coated, blonde maned, blue eyed, pegasus with a football for a cutie mark and suddenly jumped onto him, hugging him. “Chase! Oh my god so we’re all safe! I thought you died when you were pulled into the portal.” He pushed me off of him slightly smiling being happy to see us and the fact that he didn’t die. “Yea I was sure that I would die. Also wait how did you know it was me?” I pointed my hoof at his ass, he furrowed his eyebrows and then looked down to see the football. He then looked back to me and did the oh that’s why face. “Also oh my god I have wings that’s awesome!” He immediately started to fly, but then instantly face planted onto the floor. “Ow! I guess I need to learn to fly.” I just laughed at him, and then noticed two identical earth ponies walk over to me knowing immediately that they were Sarah and Sara. The only difference was their mane, Sarah’s was poofy and crazy, while Sara’s was straightened and lifeless. “Hey guys, so this pegasus is Susie and this pegasus is Chase and I’m Jerry.” They both then rushed us and gave us a big group hug. Sarah then let out a sigh of relief, “Oh my gosh guys I thought you all died when the portal sucked you in.” “Hey uhm, where’s Steven?” Sara had asked as a unicorn came out of the bush screaming his lungs out. “Found him.” Sarah said as she hops over to him stopping him in his tracks. The grey coated, black maned, unicorn wearing glasses, with an Iphone as a cutie mark then said. “Oh my god! Guys my phone it’s gone! It’s not here anymore!” “Well you of all people should know that phones don’t exist in Equestria.” I said as I smirked knowing that he was finally forced to interact with people without his phone for once. “Who says we’re in Equestria?” Steven said with skepticism in his voice. “Well what other land/universe do you know that includes pastel colored unicorns, pegasi, and ponies that can talk?” He looked over to me and was instantly silenced, “Exactly so we must be in Equestria.” “How am I supposed to live without my phone, no wifi, no fanfiction to read. I can’t even write my FlutterMac ship fic without my phone.” Now I knew why he was attached to that phone, as if it was a part of his soul or something of the sort. “So now that we’re all together and safe, we need to find a way out of here.” I said while clopping my hooves together to get their attention. “Awwwww but we just got here! Plus it’s soooo cool being a freaking pony.” Sarah said as she stopped hopping up and down. “Okay, but we need to get back to our normal lives. We have family that we need to get back to.” I began to furrow my eyebrows. “We also need to go back, since without my phone my dedicated followers will think I’m dead.” We all just rolled our eyes at Steven. “Which reminds me, where is Mother Deborah and Gerald. I saw them go into the portal with us and they’re nowhere to be found.” The twins looked into each other’s eyes and then ran off into the bushes behind us. “Well then, I guess they’re looking for her, why don’t you two checkout the bushes to our east. Jerry and I will go east to look for them.” Steven neighed and nudged Susie in the butt to follow him into the bushes. I felt Chase’s hoof swing over my neck pulling me closer to him while we walked into the bushes. I pushed off of him and ran deeper into the bushes with Chase quickly catching up, until I ran straight into a tree. Chase helped me up with a sign staring at me saying Everfree forest Stay Out! “Uhm yea I don’t think they went in there” Chase looked over to the sign and then looked back at me, “Yeah, no let’s go back because even if they went in there, they would be dead. I felt a cold rush of air coming from the forest behind us as we walked away from it, chills ran throughout my whole body in fear of what lied within those woods. Chase snapped me out of entangled thoughts of the forest, “Hey Jerry!” “What?” I said as my eyes focused back peering deep into Chase’s eyes. I jumped back once I realized how close my face was to his. “Uhm anyway as I was saying, to the east lies the Everfree forest. So I doubt they went that way.” “Well they weren’t to the south either all we found was a -” Sarah said with worry trembling throughout her voice. “-rock farm guarded by somepony named Limestone Pie.” Sara interrupted finishing Sarah’s sentence in a deadpan form of speaking. “And to the west was a…” Susie began to mumble she then decided to turn to Steven, with frustration pulsing through her veins because we stared at her with complete confusion, and yanked his ear to her mouth. “To the west was a rushing river almost impossible to cross.” He said while trying to pull Susie off his ear. “So then she has to be to the north down this hill.” I walked over the slope of the hill noticing a small town with a large crystal castle protruding from the back of the town. “Guy’s I think that’s PonyVille.” I pointed towards the small town with my hoof as my friends gathered around me. “Maybe they’re down there.” I looked over to Sara, who was pointing down to the small town, and rolled my eyes. “Yea no shit sherlock.” Chase said while he started to run down the hill. We all soon followed him down the hill until we were met with a white arched sign saying Welcome to PonyVille. We lined up and all took one step into PonyVille, just as our hooves touched the ground we saw a pink blur dash towards us. We were then met with a light pink coated, hot pink poofy maned, earth pony who had a giant glaring smile. The pony then opened her mouth and began to speak, “Hi I’m- Suddenly the pink pony was bumrushed by Sarah as she screamed out, “PINKIE PIE!!!!!” They both rolled further into town until pink hooves grabbed the stone slabbed ground immediately halting them to a stop. Sarah then pushed off Pinkie and straightened herself out, “Oh uhm sorry, It’s just that I freaking love you!” Pinkie furrowed her eyebrows, “It’s fine, but how did you already know my name? Since I don’t know you.” Pinkie said in her high pitched voice as usual. Sarah face began to lose blood as it went pale, “Oh uhm we talked to your sister Limestone Pie.” Sara added as she hid her sister behind her. “I guess that makes sense, now anyway what’s your guy’s name's.” Pinkie said as she ruffled her mane with Gummy barely holding onto her bangs. “Well I’m Sara and that’s Sarah with an H.” Sara said while Sarah hyperventilated with a brown paper bag. Steven walked up with Susie, “This is Susie and I’m Steven.” Pinkie went to go shake their hooves. “I’m Chase.” He said while he smiled at Pinkie. “And well I’m Jerry.” Pinkie hopped over to me and shook my hoof into hers. “Well it’s glad to meet you guys, now since you six are new we need to take you on a tour of Equestria. But I think we should start with PonyVille first.” We begin following her into town passing some cottages. “Oh Uhm Pinkie?” She turns around and looks towards me, “Yes Jerry.” “I just remembered that we need somewhere to live, so like something of the sort of these cottages.” “Oh okay then I know somepony who would be perfect at making you guys a house.” We then literally jump-cut, and I’m not kidding you, to Sweet Apple Acres. “Woah what the heck just happened.” We all say in unison with surprise filling our faces. “We just used a technique that any film student would know how to use, uhh duh.” Pinkie said fully aware of what she did, not answering any questions. We continued until we saw Big Mac, who was loading some apple crates onto a wagon. Now we only stopped because of Sarah, remember when I said she fell for well any male stereotype. “OH MY GOD! You are like… perfect.” Sarah said as she ran over to Big Mac, she then leaped onto his face while it filled with terror. “Good going Sarah you just killed Big Mac.” I said while Chase just facehoofed and Steven lay his mouth to gape. Sara then walked over to the crushed Big Mac and lifted Sarah off of him, “Sorry about that she does that every hot guy she sees.” Big Mac blushes at the flattery and then looks over to Susie, which I noticed, as she cowers behind Steven letting out a slight blush. Sarah looked back towards Susie and gave her the ‘Don’t you dare look at my MAN!’ face, which made her cower further behind Steven breaking him out of his gaped trance. Big Mac then let out his signature saying, “Eeyup” and then continued loading the apples. “Uhm anyway, APPLEJACK!” Pinkie roared towards the house. We then looked over to our east noticing an orange coated, blonde maned, earth pony running directly for us. She stopped next to Pinkie looking over to us with confusion. “Hay Pinkie, wut cha need? Also who are they?” “Well that’s Sara, that’s Sarah, that’s Steven, that’s Susie, that’s Chase, and last but not least that’s Jerry.” “Hay Y’all.” She said while waving over to us, we waved in return. “Uhm anyway wut cha call me for.” “Oh yea that, well these newcomers need a home and I thought if you guys weren’t too busy you could make them one.” Pinkie said as Applejack looked over to Big Mac, who just shrugged. “Well, I guess I could do that how about you Big Mac.” Applejack said while looking over to Big Mac. We looked over to Big Mac, who then looked over to Susie he then blushed and said. “Eeyup” “Great now get started right away.” Pinkie said as she began to turn around motioning us to follow her. “Uhm okay, it’ll be done by tonight.” We nodded at her and then turned to Pinkie who was already crossing the bridge towards PonyVille. We start walking towards the center of to- There is Lyra and BonBon sitting on the bench -wn, uhm what just happened. Anyway we were walking towards the center of to- That’s Vinyl and Octy’s house -wn, again what the hell is happening. We were walking towards to- There’s Doctor Whoove’s home, Hi Derpy Pinkie Pie how are you doing this! I have my ways now I will let you continue. Anyway we walked towards to- And that’s Carrot T- “SHUT UP PINKIE!!!” Everyone then stares at me as Pinkie grins with pleasure. “We walked towards town hall, jesus let me finish my thought, OH MY GOD!” “Oh uhm sorry about that guys, I was messing with him by interrupting his thoughts.” Pinkie said apologetically. “How did y-” “Don’t ask.” Steven was silenced. “Now anyway that’s Fluffle Puff’s house, but she’s irrelevant.” “Okay now that my sanity is back, can we get some- “Clothes? Silly Filly we don’t wear those.” She rudely interrupts me again. “Okay but where we're from, we do.” I said rhetorically while glaring at Pinkie “Oh let me guess. One day while you watching a tv show meant for little girls in a universe filled with humans, you’re brother *points at the twins* then uses a spell from a spellbook sucking you all into a alternate universe, which just happens to be that exact same as the show meant for little girls which is filled with pastel colored ponies.” We all look over to Pinkie with our eyes filled with amazement, how did she- “Let me answer that for you, Pinkie sense.” Agggghhhh I’m going to stab you Pinkie! “Well uhm so yeah we need clothes, since it’s what we're used to.” “Uhm okay then let’s go to Rarity’s boutique she has like all the clothes.” She hops over to her east yearning us to follow her. “Does anyone else find it weird that she knows that?” “I mean it’s Pinkie what else do you expect.” Sarah says, while she hops faster towards Rarity’s boutique. “There has to be an explanation for her omnipotence if only I had my phone to look it up.” I looked over to Steven to roll my eyes. “I bet she’s either secretly like… a god/alicorn… or maybe a changeling” Chase suggested. “Well It would make some sense, especially with what she can do throughout the show.” I said while continuing to ponder within my head weary of Pinkie over hearing my thoughts. “Or maybe you three are just overthinking it and that’s just how the writers write her.” Sara said pointing out the obvious. “But if you didn’t notice, we aren’t watching the show we are literally in this world.” I said shooting down her deadpan obviousness. “Oh shit, you’re right.” She said as her pupil dilated and her face shallowed. Sara’s pupils then undilated when Pinkie knocked on Rarity’s door. “Rarity! Open up I have new customers for you.” Pinkie yelled into the boutique. “The door is open come right in.” Rarity said while Pinkie flipped the door open. We all followed Pinkie into the boutique which was bustling with activity. I looked over to see Photo Finish taking shots of some model pony, while Sapphire Shores practiced a routine with her backup dancers. I then saw Rarity seaming up a beautiful fire red sparkly dress for a customer who I figured was inside the dressing room. She finished seaming up the dress and set it aside while she trotted over to us. Pinkie introduced us to her as my excitement for my favorite pony boiled throughout my veins, which were bulging out of my neck. “Oh hello darlings, now what exactly were you guys thinking of.” “AAAAAGGGHHH! Photo Finish I need to take some pictures of Rarity and I!” I then latched my hoof around Rarity as Photo Finish whipped out her camera taking multiple shots of Rarity and I. “Thanks” I then motioned my head over to Chase who pulled out some bits to pay Photo Finish as he let out a sigh. “Oh um anyway what do we all need guys.” I look over to my group as Sarah hops up in front of Rarity and I all ready to tell her requests. “Ok so I want a two sparkly pink dresses, two sparkly purple dresses, two sparkly blue dresses, and two sparkly green dresses. Also I want a Gala dress, but I’ll come in personally and get that done.” I look over to Rarity who already has a notepad and quill to write down her order. Sara then walks over to Rarity to tell her request. “I just want some band tank tops, but really no bright colors, and yea same with the Gala dress.” Kind of boring, but then again that’s what Sara is known for. Steven trots over with Susie and Chase not to far behind. “I’ll just take a fedora and bowtie.” “Are you sure you don’t want something else? I just don’t think fedoras are your thing” Rarity says questioning his fashion sense. “Yes I’m sure that’s what I want okay.” Steven says as he folds his hooves together, which makes him faceplant. “Oh uhm okay then their back there.” Rarity points to a section labeled hipster attire. Susie trots over to Rarity and then whispers into her ear. “Oh okay I have some of those behind the stage over there.” Susie thanks her and trots over to a section named summer blouses. “Anyway I just want some solid colored tight fitting shirts and like a jersey type shirt.” Chase says while Rarity stares at him with confusion. “The shirts are behind me, but what is a jersey?” Chase explains to her what a jersey is, “Oh okay well I will have to make that custom so just look at the shirts for now.” Chase walks over to the shirts and looks at them thinking over which one he should get. “So darling how about you? What do you want?” I look into Rarity’s blue eyes and say, “I would like a midnight blue scarf, a red violet flannel, and a leather tote bag. Also for my Gala outfit I will just have to come in for that.” Rarity levitated a cart towards her picking out the flannel and scarf that I wanted, she then levitates another cart and grabs a leather tote bag within her magical grasp. “Here I found your items.” “Oh thanks.” I put on the flannel, scarf, and leather tote bag. I then see a cyan blue coated, red orange maned, pegasus come out of the dressing room looking over at the fire red dress. The pegasus then puts the dress inside a dress bag and trots over to us pulling out some bits from his messenger bag. “Here Rarity, also thanks for fixing my dress I really wanted it ready for Nightmare Night.” He hands the bits over to Rarity. “Oh darling it was a pleasure, and I can’t wait to see you in that dress next week.” Rarity waves over to the pegasus as he leaves the boutique. “Who was that?” I ask with genuine confusion. “Oh that was Jeri Bear, he moved here about 7 years ago.” I nod assuring her that I was listening, “Anyway I need to go help Sapphire Shores with her new outfit accompanying her for her play.” She trots over to the stage to talk with Sapphire. “Hey Jerry come over here there’s something I need to show you.” I look over to Chase who is motioning me to come to the shirt section. “Yea what’s up?” I say as I almost run into a shirt rack. “How does this look on me?” I look over to him as he has a tight sleeveless black shirt on which compliments his fit build. “It looks good on you. How does this flannel look on me?” He looks over to me and smiles. “It looks cu- good on you.” Chase says as I see a slight blush which quickly disappears. “I also found this outfit that I want to show you, but let me change into it.” I nod as he gallops into the dressing room holding a black and white blur over his neck. I look into the shirt rack until I hear him call for me. “Jerry come look.” I trot over to him seeing him walk out of the dressing room, I immediately laugh. “I’m a french maid, it’s for Nightmare Night.” “It’s… cute I guess lol.” He blushes and then begins to take it off, “And yea it works perfectly for Nightmare Night.” “So I should buy it?” He looks over to me expecting acceptance from me for him to buy it. “Yea sure, I will just dress like your employer, or master whatever suits you.” I wink at him as he jumps up, but then he quickly lands back on the ground and then coughs. “Sounds cool, I guess.” I roll my eyes and look for a ‘master’ outfit which consisted of a dressy shirt, black overcoat, spectacle, and flank high socks with black fancy shoes. We walk over to the counter to purchase our items. “Guys you all ready” I yell signaling my friends to hurry their ass up. They all then grab their articles of clothing and head towards the counter to pay for their assortment of clothing. We all put on our new clothes and head out the door finally leaving Rarity’s boutique. “So who else is hungry because I’m starving.” Sarah said while she held her stomach, while it growled. “I mean yea I guess I can eat, what about you guys?” I look over to Susie and Chase who both nod in agreement while Steven stares at his bowtie. “Well then, what place do you recommend then Pinkie?” Sarah asked while looking over to Pinkie. “Well the only good food place in PonyVille, Sugarcube Corner uuh duh.” Pinkie says while rolling her eyes and quickly galloping over to the bakery. “Well hurry up slowpokes, I mean I guess if you’re not that hungry you can take your time then.” We all quickly chase after her as each one of our stomach's growls in unison from only eating cheetos so far today.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmbvcxzlksapoiuytrewqazwsxedrfvtgbyhnujmikolp Once we arrived at Sugarcube Corner we looked over to find a table that had six seats so we sat down. “So we have cupcakes, cakes, pies, truffles, brownies, fudge, an assortment of candy, and muffins. What would you like to eat? Also if you want to be “healthy” we have daisy sandwiches, tossed salad filled with dressing, and rock stew” “Uhm I’ll take rock stew.” Sara said while she stared into oblivion. “Let’s see I want two cupcakes with extra sprinkles and sugar!” Sarah said with way too much excitement. “I’ll be unique and take a tossed salad filled with extra creamy dressing.” Steven said as he licked his lips with anticipation, I furrowed my eyebrows with his sudden pleasure of salad. “I’ll take muffins! Two to be exact!” We all turned to see Susie as yelled across the table to get her order known. “Let’s see… I will take a daisy sandwich.” I say contently. “And I will have the same please.” I look over to Chase as those words leave his mouth. Pinkie finishes writing our orders on her notebook and walks into the bakery to make our food. “You know we still haven’t found Mother Deborah in our tour of PonyVille.” I said making sure Pinkie didn’t overhear me. “Yea I know we basically have been all throughout PonyVille and still no signs of her.” Steven said as he sat his hat onto the table. “Well we haven’t checked out Fluttershy’s home or Twilight’s castle.” Susie chimed in. “Okay but what if their not there? What if they're already dead or like being tortured by someone.” Sarah said with worry trembling throughout her voice. “Wait their? Aren’t we only talking about Mother Deborah?” Chase said while his face contorted in confusion. ‘Uhm yea my brother hello he got sucked in the portal too.” “And also how and who would torture your mom and brother I mean we’re in Equestria it’s not like there are a million psycho maniacs running around killing everyone.” I teasingly say to try and cheer up Sarah, but instead it makes it worse as her eyes shallow out. She grabs a brown paper bag and begins to hyperventilate to control her breathing, while everyone just glares at me for causing her to freak out. “Sorry”. I see Pinkie walk out from the bakery with our food as she walks over to our table while whistling. “Here’s your food! Enjoy, now I’ll talk to you after you finish eating I need to finish some things in the back.” Whew saved by baked goods and “healthy” salads. We all enjoyed our food while I avoided starting a conversation in fear of upsetting Sarah again. I scooted closer to Chase so that I could tell him an idea I had to make our new home more home like while Steven and Susie mildly conversated. “Hey Chase.” “Huh?” “I have an idea that will make us feel more at home.” “What is that idea?” He said while bits of daisy petals fly onto my face. “Oh sorry.” He grabbed a napkin and wiped his face. This surprised me since he never really did this back before we entered this new world, but I guess that’s what a new environment can do to you. “Uhm anyway, I think we should get a pet to have around the house, you know to keep the home lively even when we’re not there.” “That sounds like… a great idea. Of course where would we get a pet?” “Uhh Fluttershy’s house duh she has like all the animals, even though there is a legitimate veterinarian. That always bothered me, like why have two animal experts in one small town. It means that the legitimate veterinarian also loses business, since Fluttershy is more popular with the ponies around here. Sorry that was just one of my #rantsoftheday.” “Anyway… so should we go do that now then?” Chase said as he began to stand up from his seat. “Uh yea let’s go then.” We stood up from our seats and began walking over to Fluttershy’s home forgetting all about the others. “Where are you guys going?” We both look back to see everyone just staring at us with confusion. “Oh uhm, we’re going to check out at Fluttershy’s house to see if Mother Deborah and Gerald were there.” They all nodded in agreement, so we started to walk to the far west of town to get to Flutter’s house. “So do you think that Mother Deborah is alive or not?” I asked of Chase as we walked to the edge of town. “I mean there is no way we can tell, since we haven’t seen them at least up until we entered the portal. Are you sure you saw Mother Deborah and Gerald go into the portal?” “Yes I’m sure, since when Sara went in her brother was holding on to her. I saw this and grabbed his legs, but the portal was too strong. And just as it was about to close Mother Deborah was about to be sucked in.” “Oh okay, well then that should mean that Gerald should at least be with us. I mean he went in the portal before you did yet we haven’t even seen him.” “Yea, I know it’s weird, but I don’t think we should dwell on subject for all we know they could just be with Celestia.” “Oh yea there’s that possibility too.” “Anyway I think we should be quick with the acquiring of the pet, since we have wasted enough time just looking at clothes for peats sake.” “I completely agree.” We both walk over to Flutter’s door and knock onto it, but we hear a weird commotion coming from inside. After about five minutes it goes silent and then Fluttershy opens the door, “Sorry for the wait I was just making sure Discord went to do something else.” Flutters looked over to us and immediately jumped back. “Oh my, I thought you were Pinkie.” “Oh uhm sorry I’m Jerry and this is Chase.” I say as she recuperates herself. “Oh well nice to meet you, I’m Fluttershy and uhh please come in.” We trot inside to see an assortment of animals sitting at a bean shaped dinner table with tea glasses in front of them. “Please sit I was just about to have tea.” We both go to the empty seats between Angel and what looks like to be Fluttershy’s chair. As she pours some tea into our cups she asks us, “So what brings you out over here?” “Oh well we were wondering if we could adopt a pet?” Fluttershy lets out a sigh of relief, “Oh well that’s my speciality, now we have many pets that are adoptable.” She flies over to the big brown bear. “We have bears.” Flies over to multi-colored cats and dogs. “We have cats, dogs, and even catdogs.” Flies over to some birds. “We have love, toucan, parakeet, eagle, falcon, flamingo, goose, swan, and duck birds.” Flies over to some woodland critters. “We have bunnies, ferrets, squirrels, chipmunks, and devil worshiping beavers.” Chase and I furrow our eyebrows and give each other the ‘wtf ’face. She then flies over to some reptiles. “And finally, but not leastly, we have some turtles and snakes.” Chase and I get up from the table and look over all the animals which are all equally fighting for our attention. Except for the devil worshiping beavers, which seem to be holding two plushy dolls within a pentagram as they chant some religious babble. Chase and I then walk over to the dogs, cats, and catdogs. Oh yea she wasn’t kidding these were like some human centipede shit with the catdogs, except for that they were ass to ass instead of ass to mouth. I look into the eyes of one black cat that has blue rings covering its body and soul-piercing red eyes. “Awe your so cute.” I try to levitate the cute little kitty, but instead it just falls onto the ground from about a foot high. “We’ll take that one.” I point my hoof at the cat I just dropped. Chase looks over to the cat I just picked out and sees another on right next to that one. “Okay he will take the black cat, but I will take this pink cat with a peculiar gem in the middle of its face.” “Sounds great now…” She walks over to pull out two boxes with breathing holes. “to hold your newfound friends, oh and yea just write the name of which you want to give them on these name tags.” I levitate the box over to me and write the name Umber, I then attempt again to put Umber inside of the box of which I succeed. I then look over to Chase who is struggling on putting his cat into the box, I then lend a hoof, or more like a horn, and levitate the pink cat into the box. I then levitate both cats out of Flutter’s house as Chase and I wave goodbye to Fluttershy. I look onto the name tag of the cat that Chase had picked to see Espy scrawled onto it. We both then trot back to Sugarcube Corner, where we see that everyone is still eating what looks like to be scones. “Hey guys we’re back.” They all look at us as Sarah asks, “So did you find my mom and brother?” “Oh uhm no they weren’t at Fluttershy’s house, but we did-” “Also what’s in the box?” “I was just about to say that, anyway we did get something well more like someone.” I put the boxes down on top of the table and open the latch withholding the two cats. “Meet Umber and Espy our new cats.” Susie immediately jumps on top of the table and starts to snuggle with Umber. “THERE SOOOO CUTE!!!” Susie yells to the top of her lungs. Sarah grabs Espy and puts her on top of her mane; Espy curls up into a ball and begins to sleep on Sarah’s head. Just as Sara’s hoof touches Espy’s head making her purr. “There I’m participating within the fun.” Steven finishes eating his scone and then says, “So how do we take care of them?” He looks over to me and puts his hoof under his head in a resting position. “Uhm I don’t know, but we will find a way.” Steven just rolls his eyes which then fill with a rainbow streak going across the top of his pupil. Suddenly Espy falls off of Sarah’s head and the entire table begins to shake as a large gust of wind hits us directly in the face. We look over to our left just as a giant rainbow mushroom cloud destroys a broken down cottage. We all then instantly jump up and gallop to the newly formed crater where we see only dirt, wood, and broken bits of metal. Then out of nowhere a cyan coated, rainbow maned pegasus flies out of the crater nearly hitting Susie’s and my face. The cyan mare then sits at the table where we were sitting and begins to pet Umber. We gallop over to the table, but don’t get too close to the cyan mare in fear of being rain boomed in the face. The cyan mare turns to us revealing her rose colored eyes, “Oh it’s you Rainbow Dash, I should've guessed by well all the rainbows.” “And I should’ve guessed since you’re like the coolest pony in all of Equestria.” Chase says with absolute glee of meeting his favorite pony. “Thanks you guys.” Pinkie walks out of the bakery and offers a muffin to Rainbow Dash, she then introduces us to Rainbow Dash as she nods in agreement of learning our names. “I knew I didn’t know your guys’ name.” “Oh my it’s late guys it’s already like 3:45pm I think we should wrap up our tour of PonyVille with well Twilight’s castle.” Pinkie points out the towering crystal castle over in the distance just before the edge of town. She then begins to trot over to the castle motioning us to follow her. We all trot behind her over to Twilight’s castle as Steven fills with excitement, in which we can tell by the tempo of his hoofsteps. “Now we can meet my favorite princess, also she has tons of books there has to be some that can explain how and why we are here.” Steven says as we enter the immense castle doors. I see a ton of ponies walking around the main corridor as this part of the castle seems to be public, also since it’s now the only library in PonyVille. Steven immediately runs around the entire corridor scaring everybody that was quietly reading. Up until somepony decided that his neighs were just a little too much so they personally went over to him to shush him. “Can you please be quiet we are trying to read.” A lavender coated, royal purple maned, alicorn said. I walked over to Twilight and put my hoof over her shoulder. “I would put a shield bubble around him to keep him quiet.” “There is no need fo-” “OH MY CELESTIA!!! IT’S TWILIGHT YOU ARE LIKE MY GODDESS!!!” Steven then ran over to Twilight tackling her down to the ground and then jumping on and off of her stomach. “I told you to put him into a shield bubble, but you don’t listen to me.” Twilight then levitated Steven off with her magical grasp and flung him into the wall. “Okay yea maybe I should've listened, but there is no way for you to predict that he would do that.” Twilight struggled to say while coughing. “If you knew him like we did, well you would be able to expect it from a mile away.” Sarah said from behind me as she walked over to us. “So why did you guys come to the castle?” Twilight asked now finally catching her breath. “Oh well I was just taking them on a tour of PonyVille and well the last stop was here your castle Twilight.” Pinkie said as she hopped over to Twilight. Pinkie then introduced us to Twilight, “Well it’s glad to meet you ponies I’m- oh well you already seem to know me somehow.” ‘Lets not worry about that for now. So anyway we are here to read about portals and how they work.” I said as I brushed off our explanation of being here. “Oh well yea here follow me I will show you my personal stash of those kind of books exactly.” Twilight then turned around and headed towards the back of the library motioning us to follow her. Once we reach the back of the library Twilight uses a spell which opens a hidden room filled with books. We all follow her inside this hidden room and just as our hooves enter the room the door closes behind us. “Anyway roam free and look for what you need. In the meantime I need to speak with you Pinkie, but meet me out of this room.” Twilight and Pinkie then walked out of the room as we searched throughout the secret stash of books. I almost forgot though that we brought Umber and Espy along as they both helped us search for the book we needed. I looked over to Umber who drew one of those pentagrams from earlier and then suddenly two dark hands grew out of Umber as he flipped through some books. I then looked over to Espy, in which her gem was starting to glow as she levitated the books within her psychic grasp. I just shuddered and levitated a couple books books over to a table that I was sitting at. One of the books was labeled A Day with Twilight by R.S. Best, I flipped through the book and wondered why would Twilight have this kind of story. Unless she actually like Rainbow Dash, which I could easily see become truth, if she is truly a fillyfooler. I decided to put the book into my bag and read it for later. As we searched throughout her personal section of the library, we could not find what we needed. We only found a portal that would lead to the human similar to ours, but it was filled with the human counterpart of the ponies of Equestria. After searching for at least two hours we couldn’t find anything useful on the subject and with the sun beginning to set we started to get hungry. We found a button on the inside of the room which opened the door, after we all stepped out the enormous doors closed behind us. “I can’t believe that we didn’t find anything useful.” I sigh. “Well I found a ton of things that are useful, maybe not to our situation but useful overall.” I look over to Steven who filled his tote bags with books of many kinds. “What these might be useful to problems we face in the future.” I just roll my eyes. We all trot over to where Twilight, Pinkie, and Spike are and check out all the books that Steven acquired. We then leave the castle and decide on a place to eat. “So where should we go eat?” I ask. “Well we already ate at Sugarcube Corner so I don’t think we should eat there.” I hear Steven say just as he exits the castle. “Then where else can we go?” Sarah asks in return. “Isn’t there that one place called the… what’s it called.” I say. “I think it’s called the Hay Burger.” said Chase. “Well then let’s go there to eat then.” I say. “Sounds great let’s go right now.” said Sarah. We then all trot over to the Hay Burger in which we arrive at around 6:30pm and ask for a table of six. We go to sit down and look down at our menus. “So this place is known for making Hay Burgers, which are?” said Sarah waving a hoof in the air. “Well guessing by the name they’re probably made of hay, you know the things horses eat.” Sara rhetorically says. “But how does that even taste?” asks Sarah. “We’ll just have to wait and see won't we.” I say as I look over to my left noticing Jeri Bear sitting with an orange red coated, electric blue maned, pegasus and a dark as the night coated, midnight blue with royal purple maned, unicorn. Of whom I did not know, I scoot closer to Chase, “Hey you see those three ponies over there?” He looks up from his menu and looks around the diner. “Which three ponies?” Asks Chase looking around the entire restaurant. “The cyan pegasus with an orange red mane and the two others sitting next to him.” I point my hoof at Jeri Bear. “Uhm yea, what about them?” Chase asks as he looks over to me. “Oh nothing really I just saw him at Rarity’s boutique right after you went to go look at the shirts.” I say with slight paranoia trembling through my voice. “Yea and?” “Oh nothing just letting you know.” “Oh okay.” I then see the waiter walk over to our table, but notice that the waiter’s hat is barely holding in the poofy pink hair. “Welcome to the Hay Burger, home of the hay burger. What would you like to order?” I look up to see that Pinkie is our waiter for the day. “I thought you were just at Twilight’s castle, how are you here right now?” “Well I have to make bits somehow that bakery isn’t the only main source of my income now what would you like to order?” “Well I guess I will get really the only thing on the menu, so six hay burger combos.” I sarcastically say. “WAIT!!!” Sarah screamed. “Okay sorry, but I also want a chocolate shake.” “Okay so six hay burger combos and a chocolate shake.” Pinkie said as she blew out a bubble from the gum she was chewing. She then trotted over to the next table and took their order. “Where did she even get that gum?” I say with a confused look as Sarah blows out a bubble from the gum she is now chewing. “And where did you get your gum?” “I don’t know it just appeared when you asked about Pinkie’s gum” said Sarah. “Okay that’s not weird at all” I sarcastically say. “There are plenty of things in this world that remain unknown and possibly will never be known.” I look over to Steven as he reads this from a book. “You are already reading a book I mean we haven’t even went home yet.” I say as I feel Umber crawl onto my lap. “Well what else do you expect from him that’s literally all he does when he is on his phone.” Sarah says. Pinkie then returns with our food and places it front of us to eat. We all look at it with straight up confusion since it’s like a normal hamburger except for hay instead of meat. I break the confusion when I decide to levitate the hay burger up to my mouth and take a bite. “Mhm not that bad.” I say as everyone skeptically takes a bite and agrees. We then eat our food in mostly quietness other than some slight talking between Susie and Steven. After we finish our food we pay Pinkie and then leave her a tip and head out. “Man I’m so full now” Sarah says as she clutches her stomach. “Yea same.” Chase and I both say at the same time. “We should check if our new home is ready for us to finally rest in a bed.” I hear from Sara who hasn’t really talked that much ever since we entered the portal. “It should be done by now anyways.” said Steven. We all then walk from the Hay Burger and head towards where our home was being built, which was on the outskirts of the town. As we trot over to our home we notice that it’s super quiet and there are no other ponies outside. “Where is everyone?” asks Susie. “I don’t know I mean it’s not that late.” I say. “Well maybe they went inside early today for some reason.” said Sara. When we reach our home we notice that it looks basically complete until we notice a note attached to our front door. I walk over to the note and begin to read it, “Your home is just nearly ready except for a few crucial details. Now I need you to come to Twilight’s castle she has some important news to tell you. I can not explain what she has to tell you within this note you will just have to come and see. ~Pinkie Pie.” “Yay now we have to go all the way back to the castle” Sara sarcastically said. “Yes we get to go see Twilight again! This is going to be awesome!” Steven exclaimed. We then gallop over to Twilight’s castle since the note said it was important and we needed to be there. Once we reach the castle we notice that it’s completely quiet and lifeless except for a faint noise coming from inside, which must be Twilight. As we walk in we notice that it’s pitch black inside with the only light coming from the outside. “SURPRISE!!!” suddenly the lights flash on as Pinkie pie yells in our ears while she fires party cannons throughout the entire castle. I look around to see everypony in PonyVille staring at us, I then see a banner that says, “Welcoming Party.” Then just as suddenly the lights dim and this corridor of the castle becomes a nightclub as Vinyl is then flipped out of the a portion of the wall. Tables then literally pop out of nowhere and so does a bar where Donut Joe is bartending. Doesn’t he work in Canterlot though, but then again I’m guessing Pinkie threw this together so who wouldn’t be here. I feel my ears twitch as suddenly I hear Octavia playing with Vinyl creating a sort of mix of the two genres of music. I notice that we all then went our separate ways within the castle. Susie immediately went to the bar, where she saw Bic Mac ordering some form of a drink with Sarah quickly following behind. Steven trots over to the dance floor and looks as if he was having a seizure, while he danced with Twilight. Sara walks over to a boy hollering under a cloud of marijuana as she clearly doesn’t listen to this kind of music. Chase then walks over to a boy who is throwing up, since he can’t handle what’s inside his cup. I then walk over to a mini refrigerator, as some girl talks about her haters even though she got none. I grab an appletini from the fridge and then just drink it as I look around to see who is here. I notice that literally everyone is here, which is usual for parties that Pinkie throws, even a certain somepony with red orange hair. I look over to Chase who is conversing with a peculiar looking pony, since her exact clone is on the other side of the room with Carrot Top. I trot over to him, and then use my magical grasp to pull him away from this mare; as his wing boner is showing. I pull him all the way up until we are about to reach the table where Jeri bear and his other two friends are sitting. I then point Chase into the direction of the table, just as I notice Applejack leaving the party heading directly for the throne bedroom. I walk over to the table with Chase nearly running directly into it. “Oh, uhm hey may we join you?” I say as he nods in approval while his friend disapproves. “Anyway I’m Jerry and this is Chase.” I hold out my hoof to shake his, but then remember that no one does that here since they don’t have hands so I immediately put it down. “Hello Jerry. Hello Chase. I’m Jeri Bear this is Flare Burn and my coltfriend Diamond Fruit.” He says while pointing over to the orange red coated, electric blue maned, pegasus and the dark as the night coated, midnight blue with royal purple maned, unicorn. “So yea I just came over to introduce myself, since I’m new and all, oh and yea he’s my coltfriend too, I’m not single whaaat are you talking about.” He furrows his eyebrows and looks at me with the ‘uhm okay cool I guess’ face. “Hmm now I know where I know you from. When I was picking up my Nightmare Night costume, you were speaking with Rarity just as I left.” He said. We just sit there in complete silence and as the awkwardness keeps building, I look over to the corner of my right eye and notice Rarity walking into the throne room, while Spike comes out. “I also saw you at the Hay Burger.” He looks at me with a confused look then he suddenly changes looks as he remembers, “Oh yea you were sitting with four other ponies besides yourself.” I nod acknowledging him that it's the truth. Chase then moves closer to my ear and whispers, “Your chat seems to be going great now we need to go to the throne room where Twilight is waiting for us.” I nod at him. “Uhm, so something has arose and I am needed in Twilight’s throne room so it was nice meeting you.” I say while smiling. Chase and I walk away from the table as I hear him say, “Nice meeting you too.” We trot over to the throne room doors where everypony else is waiting for us, “Took you two long enough.” said Sara sarcastically. “Sorry we were just talking to Jerry’s new man crush.” I glare over to Chase. “I do not have a crush on him he just looks interesting okay. Now can we go see what Twilight needs from us.” I say as I begin to push the door open. As I walk in I see the main six standing near the table map with Spike jogging over to them. Suddenly two alicorns walk in from a door behind the table map with two other figures following them. One alicorn was pastel pink, purple, blue and green maned, white coated, and had a cutie mark of the sun. The other alicorn had the colors of the night as her coat and mane. The two figures that followed the two alicorns were a small fluffy creature and a unicorn. The little fluffy creature had two large fangs protruding from it’s mouth while he was wearing a dino onesie costume and wielding a boomerang attached to the back of his costume. The unicorn had a brownish yellow coat, brunette with yellow highlights as a mane, and a literal heart of gold with honey crystal adornment surrounding it. “Hello Jerry, Chase, Steven, Susie, Sara, and Sarah. I am Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna, but I’m guessing you already knew that. I have called you twelve here to discuss what has happened to you poor poor humans.” The main six gasp except for Pinkie who jumps up with glee and proclaims ‘I knew it!’ “I know all of this because of this cute little fluff ball and his mother this unicorn. But of course you know them as Gerald and Mother Deborah.” We all gasp as both Sara/h’s jump up with glee as they begin to tear up from finally seeing their mother. We all then gallop over to Mother Deborah crushing her under our dog pile of warmth and body. After we recuperate Celestia continues, “Anyway, I want you six to lay low and try not to make too many close connections with the ponies of Equestria. Knowing that Luna and I will spend every available time we have to find you a portal out of this world so that you can return to yours. Now Twilight, I want you and your friends to continue to spread throughout Equestria, but you need to make sure that no other pony find out their secret. We can not have our enemies knowing about other worlds that they may be able to conquer. Also Jerry you need to make sure that you don’t get too close to any pony and that goes the same with the other five of you too. I have also heard from my spies that a certain threat has returned to try and defeat me once again, Chrysalis and her changelings are lurking through the shadows of PonyVille, they feed of the friendship/love you have for somepony else so be careful. With their higher prominence you need to make sure that one: you can defend yourself and two: stay out of danger and try not to go somewhere alone. Now Luna and I have an important parade that we must attend tomorrow so we will be leaving you for now. As for you guys I recommend that you all head home and rest up for tomorrow we have no idea what lurks with the upcoming day. Anyway goodbye guys see you tomorrow.” Celestia and Luna then walk towards the door they entered from and leave the throne room. Twilight looks over to all of us, “Okay Pinkie I want you to go shut down the party, with the new information that Celestia has given us we all may be in trouble.” “But it’s only midnight…” complained Pinkie. “Yes I know we usually don’t stop until we pass out, but we don’t know what tomorrow may hold for us so we must head to sleep.” Pinkie reluctantly walks outside the throne room to shut down the party. “Once it quiets down out there I want you all to leave towards home. Except for you Mother Deborah and Gerald you guys can sleep in my guest room, which is usually for my sister-in-law and brother, since their home can only fit them for now.” The noise from outside goes silent and Pinkie peaks in and says that everypony is gone. “Go now before it’s too late, oh my celestia I sound like an old wise wizard at the beginning of an rpg game. Anyway bye guys see you tomorrow.” Twilight says as she yawns and as we walk out of the throne room towards the entrance of the castle. We walk back home in complete silence being shaken by the news we were given by Celestia, who is like the god of this world. As we enter into our cottage I notice the smell of the forest hit us in face making me feel as if I was camping. We look at the three bedrooms which are just three queen sized beds, two drawers next to the bed with a lamp on each drawer, a vanity with a small desk underneath and a closet to be filled with clothes. Susie and Steven choose the room to the far left, while the twins pick the middle room. Which leaves Chase and I having to take the room at the end of the hall next to the bathroom. We all take showers and head into our rooms, we set our clothes into the closet. When Chase and I begin to move the blanket covers he asks, “So what does coltfriend mean?” “It means boyfriend in our language.” I say as I look up to see him blush, but then he immediately wiped it away. “Oh okay.” We both then cover ourselves within the blankets and shut off the lights. “So uhh… when you told that to Jeri Bear, did you actually mean that?” “What do you mean?” “I mean like… am I… do you count me as your coltfriend?” “Well no I di… I never really thought about you like that since you’re straight anyway.” “Oh yea… and yea I’m still straight… I just… enh I don’t know, just forget that I said anything.” “No what is it? There is something bothering you.” “No, no it’s nothing just go to sleep.” He then scooted farther away from. “Uhm okay then goodnight.” “Goodnight.” What could be bothering Chase? I mean ever since we came here he has been acting strange. He is overall generally becoming a better person, but why? Also he is acting more strange around me giving me some special treatment for some reason. Like when we were in Rarity’s boutique normally he wouldn’t buy a french maid’s outfit for any reason, but now he wants to do a couple type costume. Or maybe now that there really isn’t anyone around anymore that can judge him since he is technically a new per… pony and only his closest friends are here. I mean I always suspected that he was slightly gay, but I expected that of the majority of sports players especially wrestlers. Maybe it’s nothing like he said, I think I should just let it to rest and find out myself as our time here continues. I let my brain rest and stop thinking about the day and how it has gone. Just as I truly fall asleep I feel a warm body mass move closer to me, as two hooves wrap around my chest and my body spoons into the other warm body mass which fully puts me to sleep. Author's Note Sorry that I took so long, first I ran into some keyboard problems. Secondly I was getting tired of writing and began to procrastinate, but I finally am releasing part two chapter one. Anyway I hope you all liked part two chapter one and hopefully I can release part two as soon as possible for you guys.
You got some debts to payChapter Two: You got some debts to pay I open my eyes to stare at a blank white ceiling, within the warmth a fuzzy brown wool blanket, shaded by a light green hue of a light. I sit up in the bed to see one broken lamp in the corner flashing the light green hue up towards the wall. I crawl out of the bed to land on my feet, ‘wait how did I get my feet back’ I thought to myself. I walk over to the vanity adorned with a laptop on top of the desk and look into the mirror. I see a boy I do not recognize, but I realize that this is me from a long time ago. ‘Is this how I really looked before I left the world?’ I turn away from the vanity and walked over to the door pushing it open looking down a long hallway leading to one stand-alone door. I walk over to the door and feel a chill run up through my body as I get closer to the door. Once I laid my hand onto the doorknob my arms filled with goose bumps, in reluctance I open the door to reveal a queen sized bed. I notice the blankets that once adorned the bed have fallen from the left side of the bed onto the ground. I hesitantly walk inside of the room and spot the new resting place of the blankets. As I crawl over to the mass of blankets. I begin to tense up especially after I see a lifeless hand, while I turn the corner of the bed. I immediately stand up to see a woman, with beautiful brunette hair, straight up face planted onto the ground with bottles of prescription drugs next to her body. I grab the woman and feel the coldness running throughout her body, but still feel somewhat of a heartbeat. I then turn the woman over to see her face, once I realized who it was I screamed to the top of my lungs. I then sit up in full size bed wrapped in a large warm wool blanket; next to two large windows, which are letting rays of sunlight into the room. I look down to see that my hands are hooves again. I feel sweat trickle down my forehead and notice a towel on the drawer next to me so I levitate it and wipe the sweat off my face. I sniff the air and smell a pleasant smell coming from outside my door, so I decide to get out of bed. As I hit the ground I notice that my feet are now hooves again. Now that I think about it, feet and hands are much easier to manage with, especially since I don’t have to walk on all fours when I was human. I mean yea having magic or the ability to fly is really cool, but just not as worth what you could do in the human world. I mean I doubt they have phones, computers, or any electronics that we have in our human world. Really overall it seems to me that at least PonyVille is just really behind technology wise in comparison to just the city of Buena Park where I’m from. I think I should really get up *checks clock* especially since it’s like 8:30am now. I finally get up and walk over to the sensational smell coming from the door and walk into the hallway. I walk down the hallway towards the smell which is coming from the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen to see Chase slaving over the stove making what looks like to be eggs. I sit on the counter and ask him, “Where is everyone else?” He jumps up from being surprised by me, “Oh they haven’t awoken yet. So I decided to make breakfast for you guys when you do wake up. But I have run into some problems as it’s pretty hard to make this food without hands or levitation powers of which you have.” “So do you want my help? Because that’s what it sounds like.” I trot over to him with a smile on my face. “Yea that would be really helpful.” I levitate a pan, spatula, and an egg and begin to make scrambled eggs while Chase moves over to make potato waffles in a waffle maker on the right side of the stove. As we make the breakfast for the others we don’t notice how easy it was for the both of us to cook as our motions form into each other. Once we finish the food and put it onto plates we turn around to set the plates onto the median counter. When we look up we see the others look at us and then they begin laughing their flanks off. “Oh my god you looked as if you were a married couple on their honeymoon.” I hear Steven exclaim as he tries to pick himself up from the floor. Chase and I immediately take two steps apart from each other and slightly blush, “Uhm anyway let’s eat now okay.” I levitate a plate and with my magical grasp set some eggs and two potato waffles onto my plate. I look through the drawers within the kitchen and notice that utensils don’t exist, well at least not in this kitchen. I shrug and levitate the eggs towards my mouth and begin to eat. “Chase did you put something into these eggs while I wasn’t paying attention?” “Uhm yea I added seasoning and some cheese while you were getting more eggs to make.” I blush, “Well their wonderful and I love that touch you added to them.” He smiles as Steven bursts out laughing again, which makes him spit some food onto the counter. I glare at him as he levitates the food bits and tosses them into the trash can in the corner of the kitchen. “Now anyway, what are our plans for the day guys?” Sarah asks as she offers some egg to Espy who is atop her mane. “Well I was planning to read some of my books within my room.” We roll our eyes at Steven very typical of him. “I was thinking of going to Fluttershy’s house to learn some ways to take care of the newly acquired animals.” “I was going to go talk to the apples and well Big Mac of course.” Sarah says while blushing. “I really don’t know maybe go talk to our mother and brother wouldn’t that be a better idea over some boy Sarah.” Sara says while Sarah breaks out of her trance cowering into her chair as she hears what Sara says. “Oh yea that would be nice to.” Sarah says. “What about you two lovebirds?” Sarah says as she looks at Chase and I, “Okay one: How do we give you that impression? And two: I don’t know what we’re doing.” I look over to Chase who just shrugs. “Okay ever since we arrived here Chase has been attached to your hip; I mean you sleep in the same room.” Sarah says as Steven nods in agreement. “Well that’s not our fault since Steven and Susie both slept within the same room and you two did also so I had to be with Chase. I mean it’s not a bad thing I’m just saying.” I say as Sarah just rolls her eyes at me. “But I’m guessing Jerry wants to find out more stuff about that cyan Pegasus we met yesterday.” Chase says as I blush at him, which quickly fades away. “I don’t know what you’re talking about Chase those were not my plans for today.” *pulls out planner and crosses out ‘Learn about Jeri Bear’*. Thankfully before things were about to be awkward a knock comes from the door, “I’ll get it.” I say as I jump out of my seat and gallop to the door. I open the door to see an orange earth pony, “Oh hay AppleJack, what brings you here?” “May I come inside; I have some’ng to tell y’all.” AppleJack says. “Oh uhm sure come in.” I open the door letting her in as we both walk over to the median counter. We set our hooves onto the median counter as I ask, “So what did you need to talk to us about?” “Oh uhh, well y’all know how my family made this house for y’all.” We all nod our head. “Well this obviously cost us bits so I was think’ng that y’all should pay us for our handiwork.” “We don’t really have that much bits to give you AppleJack, just what’s in our rooms.” I say with worry trembling through my voice. “Well then y’all will need to get a job then, I’ll need 2,300 bits by the end of the month which is well this weekend so… I think y’all should get a job right away. If any of you have some physical strength, we need some help around the farm sooo…” “Oh uhm okay then Applejack we will get jobs by the end of the day.” I say as sweat trickles down my forehead. “Great now I’m going to return to the farm, I expect at least one of y’all will join me.” She trots outside the door and slams it behind her. We all look at each other and swallow our newfound goal of the day. “Well that changes our plans for the day then.” I say to try and lighten the mood. “So now we have to get jobs.” “Well I’m going to still go to Fluttershy’s house and apply to help her out with the animals then.” Susie says as she puts the plate into the dishwasher and then heads for her room, probably to get ready. “I guess I can’t read then today, so I will do the next best thing and try to get a job at Twilight’s castle/library.” Steven says as he heads towards the room to get ready leaving his dirty plate on the counter for someone else to clean it for him. “Now I have a more legitimate reason to go to the apple farm.” Sarah says as she glares over to Sara. “I think I will go to the Hayburger since it’s not that far from here and it seemed pretty easy to be a waitress.” Sara says. “I’m going to go to Rarity’s Boutique; she might need some help with her shop.” I say while I head to the room with Sara and Sarah as Chase follows behind us. I get into the room and shuffle through the closet in search of some clothes. Just as Chase enters the room I flip my blue scarf over my neck and ask, “So where do you think you’re getting a job?” “Well I was thinking of asking Rainbow if I could join the weather team or the demolition team, both of which will keep me in shape.” “Sounds great, now I’m off to Rarity’s Boutique.” I walk out the door as Chase quickly puts a shirt on “Wait let me walk you to her boutique.” Chase says as he gallops after me as I exit our home. “Oh uhm okay sure, let’s go then.” We then walk over to Rarity’s boutique which is about a mile from our house. We walk in complete silence other than the occasional stops that other ponies do asking what our names were again. Once we reach the boutique I motion Chase to go and talk to Rainbow. “So uhh yea I will try to join her team goodbye until later.” “Okay goodbye Chase, see you later,” I say as I turn to the door beginning to push it open. “Same to you,” He says as he begins to fly in search of Rainbow. I walk into the boutique noticing that it not as bustling as it was during the afternoon, but I do notice a certain cyan pegasus. I notice Rarity seaming another dress up as she looks up, “Oh hay darling, please come over here I’m currently working on this.” I trot over to her and levitate a chair so I may sit down across from her. “So what brings you here today? Is it more clothes? Or do you not like my clothes?” I blush at her, “Oh no it’s neither of those, I’m here to apply for a job here at you’re boutique.” “Oh darling that would be wonderful, now I need to see what you’re good at. Now I have a sewing machine to the right of me there is a sample dress that you may begin to sew.” I nod at her and begin to trot over to the sewing machine. Now I have barely any knowledge at sewing; the most I have ever made was a beautiful tree ornament with some intricate designs but it wasn’t a full blown dress. So obviously I had some problems and as if Rarity had the force or something she immediately stood up from what she was doing. “Let’s not actually do that, but I think putting some clothes on their appropriate racks would be perfect for you.” “Oh uhm okay that sounds great then,” She levitates a cart over to us and then explains where they needed to be. As I toiled a way of putting clothes away I now noticed three other ponies were in her two of which were other workers. One was sewing while the other managed the fitting room section. The other was a customer who was speaking with Jeri Bear who seemed to work here as a retail worker, same as I. Once I finished putting the clothes away Rarity came over to me, “Well now since it’s your first day I need you go with Jeri he will tell you how to do your job and all that.” She guided me to Jeri Bear and pushed me forward. I trotted over to Jeri Bear with glee filling my footsteps; once I reached him I tapped his shoulder. He turned around, “Oh hey Jerry, right?” I nodded yes, “Oh okay so what exactly do you need? I’m here to help you find what you need.” “Oh uhm no I’m not a customer today, I’m now working with you as whatever you do. Rarity sent me here so that you can teach me the ropes of how this works.” “Oh okay well then, really it depends on what you’re doing. If you’re putting clothes away, well put them on their appropriate racks. While you’re doing this you must learn the geography of the store, so that if a customer is looking for something you know exactly where to find it. You may also need to ring them out as in be the cashier, but this only happens when it’s busy or if you want to. Other than that there isn’t much else for you to do except that you get off when I do which is about 3pm. The store opens at 7am which is when I expect you to be here, so yea there are some clothes in the back that I need you to sort out.” “Umm okay I will get on it right away.” I walk to the back of the store and levitate some racks of clothes that need to be put away. Basically rinse and repeat this for four and half hours, with some interruptions from customers going in and out asking about where the clothes are. As my day ends I walk over to Jeri Bear who is walking to the door to leave. “Oh uhm Jerry you need to see Rarity she has something for you.” “Oh okay then goodbye.” I say as I start to walk towards Rarity. “Bye, Jerry.” “So Jeri Bear said you have something for me Rarity?” I say with confusion. “Oh uhh yes I have your uniform, name tag, and work schedule.” I levitate the items and stuff them into my tote bag. “So I expect you to come in tomorrow at around 7am which is when we open. Also tell your friends that if they want anything custom they can come in tomorrow when they have a chance.” I nod, “Anyway see you tomorrow, Jerry.” “Same to you Rarity.” I turn around and begin to leave the boutique. As I walk outside I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Jeri Bear too. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” I had said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. Then Steven took me apart from the rest of group as he had something important to tell me about Mother Deborah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The next few parts will be in the point of view of the other characters and why/what their job is and how they got it. Just wanted you to know so that you were not confused by the difference in thought and pronouns like her, hers, she, etc.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Sarah’s P.O.V] Knowing that going to the apple family’s farm would be dirty; I didn’t bother with grabbing clothes or changing into any. I walk outside the house almost immediately and head straight for the apple farm which is like right next to our home. Before I walk to far away from the house I notice Chase and Jerry walk out of the home at the same time. I turn around and noticed them both walk together to what I guess is Rarity’s boutique. I turn back around and begin to gallop over to the farm where I noticed Big Mac again hauling a great apple crate heading towards town. I then slow down to a trot and go over to Big Mac as his eyes fill with fear of seeing me again. “Hey Big Mac where’s your sister?” With relief he points over to the barn and then begins to trot over to town. I trot over to the barn where Apple Bloom comes out with a small tote bag heading to school. She then says, “AppleJack one of those ponies from the house we build is here.” She pushes past me and gallops towards the bridge where Scoots and Sweetie Belle are waiting. “Oh hay… Come in I will show you what you need to do, but only if you’re strong enough.” I walk in and notice how messy the barn is on the inside and knew exactly what needed to be done. With this I say, “Oh actually sorry I don’t think I’m up to the job of cleaning this.” Aj glares at me, but shrugs. “Whatever, but you better find a job by the end of the day.” I nod and then head out of the barn as I hear the starting of a machine rattle with excitement. I then gallop towards town in fear of what this machine could be. Hmm, where else could I go for a job, maybe Sugarcube Corner I mean there really isn’t anywhere else to work at around here? I mean there is the Quills and sofas store, but I don’t want to work. Plus I’m exceptionally well at baking and knowing the show; Sugarcube Corner definitely needs help. Once I reach the bakery I notice the wagon that Big Mac was pulling from the farm is here. So does that mean he’s here, YASS, sorry but not sorry. Anyway I walk into the bakery where Mr. and Mrs. Cake are conversation with Big Mac as he sets the crates of apples next to the front counter. I walk up to the counter and ring the bell on top of the counter to get their attention. Mr. and Mrs. Cake then say goodbye to Big Mac as they walk over to the counter. ‘Why can’t he be mine already? But I doubt AppleJack would give me her blessing to marry him. Why do I care what she thinks? Well then she would be my sister-in-law when that happens.’ I thought to myself. “Uhm miss, so why are you here?” Mr. Cake asks as Mrs. Cake rolls her eyes and heads into the kitchen. “Oh uhm I’m here to apply for a job since I’m a wonderful baker and I think you would need help around here.” I say as I put on a hefty smile to gain his acceptance. He glares over my face as I hear footsteps coming from upstairs. “No you’re not worthy of the Sugarcube Corner, now goodbye miss.” Mr. Cake then turns into the kitchen as my smile deteriorates, but just as he walks into the kitchen Pinkie walks to the counter and calls me back. “Sarah it’s okay Mr. Cake doesn’t like new people to come in, he did the same with me but then I baked him a carrot cake which is his favorite. Once he ate it he immediately hired me on the spot so.” I nodded and head for the kitchen that Pinkie cooked in which was her personal kitchen. I gathered the ingredients I needed to create the carrot cake to rule over all carrot cakes. As I chopped up the carrots and mixed the batter with eggs and milk, I also whipped up some frosting with caramel to keep it somewhat solid. I put the chopped bits of carrots into multiple cake tins filled with the batter. I did three variations of sizes on the carrots, one finely cut, the second with small bits, and the third with bite sized bits. I then shoved them into the oven and let them cook. During this time I created the frosting until it tasted perfect which took about 16 tries, it has been awhile since I baked carrot cake, but I think I did it correctly. I then pulled out the three cakes and then put them onto fancy serving plates. I pulled out the frosting I put into the fridge to cool and put it over the cake; I also made multiple carrot designs out of the orange frosting I made. I took a small sliver out of each cake and ate them, to try it. Personally the best one was with the finely cut pieces of carrots so I packaged the other two for home. I then made fancy decorations onto the cake and evened out the edges so it looked professional. I put the cake onto a server cart and wheeled it towards the kitchen where Mr. and Mrs. Cake were waiting for some cupcakes to be baked. Surprise fills Mr. Cake’s eyes as he eyed the carrot cake that I set upon the kitchen counter. I grabbed one small fancy plate and cut him a hefty slice and a nice slice for Mrs. Cake. He then took a bite out of the cake and tried to hide the gratification and sensation he was feeling inside his mouth. “So…” As he finished chewing the cake, he then opens his mouth “You have the job now I want you to be here by 7am tomorrow. For today though I want you to take these muffins that are in the oven and put them on display in the front. Mrs. Cake will explain everything else you need to do, while I’m going to take this cake into my room.” He grabs the cake and puts it on the serving cart and then quickly trots to his bedroom. “What’s he going to do with the cake?” I ask of Mrs. Cake. “You don’t want to know, believe me. Now once those cupcakes are out just set up the display and then you can leave.” I shudder at her response of what he does with cake making me kind of not wanting to work, but I need a job. “In the meantime I’m going to the spa now that you’re here I don’t need to be here all the time.” She waves as she heads out towards the spa. About an hour later the cupcakes are finally finished, I put the frosting that they had left out on top of the cupcakes and then put them onto another serving cart and wheel them into the front of the store where I see a cupcake display. As I wheel the cupcakes towards the front of the store I hear a loud sexual moan coming from the cakes’ bedroom. Knowing that no one else is here other than Mr. Cake and well the cake that I baked; I quickly push the server cart out into the front counter. I then place the cupcakes onto a display next to the window and push the server cart back into the kitchen. Where I see Mr. Cake with some orange frosting on his hind legs, I cringe knowing what he did with that cake. He notices me and then grabs a cupcake and heads right back into the room, then I notice some orange frosting on his flank hole too. I just turn around and leave the bakery; well carrot cake is definitely his favorite. I check the clock on the wall as I leave it’s about 3pm. As I walk outside the bakery I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I even tell them about Mr. Cake too. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now, also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. My sister Sara then pulled me away from the group to tell me something important about her new boss. [Sara’s P.O.V] With the interview of new job imminent I decided to head towards the room to change into clothes that are more appropriate. Throughout all my schooling though I never really learned how to even interview with others. I mean I know enough for it to be successful I just don’t feel confident about my abilities. I walk over to the Hayburger which really isn’t much of a walk since we lived pretty close to it; once I get there I notice that there are some people here at like 10:15am. I go to the main counter and ask the waitress, “May I speak with your manager?” “Sure what do you need from him?” The waitress says as she levitates a phone attached to a wall about to call her manager. “Oh well I’m here to apply for a waitress job.” I say with assurance. “Oh okay sounds great he will be here in just a second.” She turns to a new customer as I see a stocky stallion with build front hooves. “So Emily told me that you were here to apply to be a waitress.” He said as he looked over my body. “Uhm yes, I’m here for exactly that you’re correct.” I said with unease in my voice. “Great now follow me I will interview you in my back office.” I nodded and saw him turn to the back as I followed. We both walked into the back office as he went directly into the closet to the left of us and pulled out a waitress uniform. He set it to the left of him onto the table, “Now do you have any previous waitress experience?” He asked. Perfect actual questions, “Uhm well yes I worked at a place like this last month.” “What made you quit?” He asked. “Oh Uhm I just didn’t really like the environment or the pay that we were being paid.” “Interesting, now we pay minimum wage which is about 9.25 bits each hour you work here. Law requires that if you work over your normal 8 hours we must pay you double. Also being a waitress you will receive tips from your customers but that’s expected.” “Well that’s sound great.” “Now there is one last thing I need you to do. He grabs the waitress uniform, “I want you to try this on, I need to know if you are comfortable with our uniforms at this establishment.” “Uhm okay I guess I can try it on do you have any dressing rooms?” “No but the closet does close so.” He hands me the dress as I walk into the closet to try on the uniform. I close the closet door and begin to put the waitress uniform on. This is somewhat short when it comes to covering my flank but other than that it fits. I walk out of the closet to see the man sitting down waiting, “Perfect, now I forgot to mention my name Richardson Rich, but you can just call me Dick. Now what’s your name?” “My name is Sara nice to meet you, Dick.” He then turns his chair towards a section of the wall. “Sara now with or without an h?” He asks. “Without.” He nods and then tells the wall S-a-r-a, a name tag then pops out of the wall a minute late. Dick then trots over to me and puts the name tag onto the uniform. “Now I want you to start immediately so go talk to Pinkie about your materials that you will need.” I nod at him and walk out of his office where Pinkie is waiting… weird. “Here’s your notepad, pencil, and pack of gum now get out there.” She slaps my flank and pushes me to the front while she goes into Dick’s office. The last thing I hear before I get to the main room of the restaurant is a loud bellowing voice says, hey Pinkie. I then walk up to Emily and ask her, “Hey Emily “It’s Emilia” “What is? “My name is Emilia Roseheart.” “Oh okay Emilia; my name is Sara without an h, now I’m the newest waitress so what tables am I supposed to serve?” I look at her and see some sympathy in her eyes which confuses me, but it instantly turns back to over happiness. “Here Dick said to give this list to any new waitresses, it’s the tables that you will serve.” She hands me a list and I check the tables, one of which is filled with a dark as the night coated, midnight blue with royal purple maned, unicorn. I walk over to the table and notice that he doesn’t even have a menu, so I grab one and reach his table. “Hello, I will be your server today my name is Sara, *places menu in front of him* now take your time to order.” “Wait Sara.” He says I turn towards my next table. “Uhm yes?” “You are a part of those new ponies that we threw the party for yesterday right?” He asks as he looks up to me. “Uhm yea why?” “Well I was just wondering, I feel as if something is wrong with this place. “Wait what do you think is wrong?” “Never mind that it’s just a feeling and nothing else. By the way I’m Diamond Fruit, Jeri Bear’s coltfriend which I’m guessing you already since Jerry and his coltfriend Chase probably told you.” “Uhm okay nice to meet you Diamond Fruit, wait what exactly does coltfriend mean?” “It means that like Jeri Bear and I are dating.” “So like boyfriends?” “What are those?” “Oh nothing, so Chase and Jerry are dating?” “Uhm well that’s what Jerry said to us in the most awkward way, but that’s what he said.” “Well that’s interesting to know, uhm now I really need to get back to work so what would you like to order?” “I’ll take a hay burger combo.” “Ok perfect one hay burger combo coming up.” I walked over to the server kitchen counter and put his order in wondering why Jerry would call Chase his boyfriend. Since really isn’t Chase as straight as a pole, I mean yea he has some qualities of being gayer than a rainbow unicorn running on a rainbow leading to rainbowland, but never struck me as someone who would date another guy. As I waited for Diamond Fruit’s hay burger combo to finish being cooked I looked around to see that no new customers were coming in. Or Pinkie who finally came out of Dick’s office has taken them into her grasp. I grab his burger combo and trot over to his table setting the burger combo in front of him. “Here you go.” “Thanks” “So what exactly did Jerry say when he said that Chase was his bo-coltfriend.” “Oh well to quote him exactly he said, ‘Oh and yea he’s my coltfriend too, I’m not single whaaat are you talking about.’ as he motioned his head to Chase.” “Oh okay, interesting now I’m going to leave you to eat, plus it’s my time to get off this job. It was nice talking to you, Diamond Fruit, though.” “Same to you Sara.” I nodded and walked away to the backroom where I took off my uniform and put it into my tote bag which lay in my personal locker. As I began to walk out of the restaurant I noticed Emilia and decided to say goodbye. “Bye Emilia see you tomorrow.” “Oh uhm bye Sara, but wait I have one more thing from Dick that I need to give you.” She waves her hoof for me to come to the counter where she is stationed. I walk over to the counter, “So what is it?” “Here.” She hands me a paper with a sticky note attached it. “It’s your schedule.” “What about the sticky note?” “Oh well that’s my number and Dick’s number.” “Oh uhm wait where do I get a phone? “They sell them, mhm I forgot what it’s called, but you should have them at your house. All the new cottages have them, and I’m sure that yours has one too since I barely saw you yesterday so I guess you’re new.” “Oh okay well bye Emilia, see you tomorrow.” “Same to you Sara.” I walk towards the door to exit and stuff the new things I have into my tote bag. As I walk outside the Hayburger I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Diamond Fruit too. But not about the coltfriend thing just about how he is the coltfriend of Jeri Bear. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. After everyone's done talking about their jobs I pull Sarah from the rest of the group and tell them we have something to do. “So my new boss at the Hayburger, well I have a bad feeling about him.” “Why it sounded as if nothing was wrong?” “Well since he was looking at me just like dad used to.” “Sara you can’t talk about that here, remember no one knows that about us.” “Yes I know, but they’re best friends we will have to tell them one day.” “Well today isn’t that day okay, and you’re just being paranoid not every guy is going to do that.” “Is that why you dated older men Sarah.” “Shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about!” “I know exactly what I’m talking about and so do you.” “He wasn’t that much older.” “Not that much older! Bitch you were 14 and he was ten years older than you!” “Okay but that wasn’t dad’s fault!” “Yes ever since he left all you have been doing is dating older men and not even keeping them for more than a month. I mean your last boyfriend was nearly 30, but I don’t tell mom because I don’t want her have a heart attack. Also don’t you remember the last time I had to help you remove crabs so that mom wouldn’t find out.” “Yea and I thank you for that, but don’t push everything on me ever since he left you became paranoid about everyman in our lives. So much so that you ‘found out’ that you were lesbian.” “I’m not paranoid and no I just figured out that women are something I’m more into okay that was not because of dad.” “Whatever can we just forget all about him?” “Yea as long as you promise me that if you do date an older guy or stallion then let him be in his early to late twenties instead of early thirties.” “Okay I promise.” “Pinkie promise?” “Cross my heart, stick a cupcake in my eye, hope to fly, I pinkie promise okay.” “Great now let’s go join the rest of the group.” [Susie’s P.O.V] I noticed that Steven left his dirty plate so I decided to pick it up and put it into the dish washer; I then walked over to our room where he nearly bumped into me. Which I guess was my fault since I didn’t announce my presence to him, letting him know that I was here making him run into me. I changed out of my clothes and grabbed Umber and Espy to come with me to Fluttershy’s cottage. As I fly over to her house with both cats on my back I think about how life was before we came here to Equestria. I mean yea I love this world but I wonder how my family is dealing with me being gone. For all that they care about they probably don’t even know that I left since I’m so quiet. It’s not like they cared about me when I was there, they treated me as an embarrassment since they are so extroverted and eccentric while I was this timid introverted person who just stayed in her room with her baby wolf (don’t ask). My wolf’s name was Shadow who I loved with every ounce of my blood that coursed through my body. From what I knew about her she was this government genetically modified wolf designed to live with humans and cooperate with them. Kind of like the whole human raised by wolves, but a wolf raised by humans. She also has some other special qualities like telepathically communicate with someone she cared for deeply. The government was looking for the perfect candidate who would resonate with Shadow’s soul; my family was personally picked out by Shadow since she was attached to my mother’s leg as I was in her womb. There were also other things of which she could do that I knew nothing of. One time when I had awoken in the middle of the night I noticed that Shadow was not on top of my bed with me. I noticed a purple light coming from beneath my bed so I looked under to see this portal that lead to a hellish looking world. I had asked what that place was and she told me that it was her home where her mother and father lived. She explained to me that she was not of the government but born in a different dimension and stolen by your government. She was also thrown around another dimension called Equestria where she grew up with a pony called Jeri Bear. She also mentioned how my mom had found her one day when I was in the womb; she was looking for someone she could find protection with by soul searching. She had a letter sent from her dad to explain to my mother that the government at sent her to my house. At the time I didn’t know what she was talking about, but now I did and I was in that dimension of which she used to live in. With the goal of leaving this dimension and acquiring Shadow again was my true goal, yes I know that she might not be here anymore, but I would have to try. Maybe Jeri Bear would know what happened to her, but I can’t do that right now I need to find a job. I finally arrive at Fluttershy’s cottage where I slam into the door as I was so deep into my own thought. She opens the door and say, “Oh hey… uhm who are you?” “I-I-I’m Susie.” “Oh hey Susie, well I’m Fluttershy and it’s nice to meet you. So why are you here?” I look at her in silence then remember why I was here, “Oh I am here to see if you need any help around your cottage like a job where I take care of your animals or something. I’m really great with animals; I used to have a wolf pup so I have some experience.” “Well that sounds great, so you don’t have any allergies to pet hair?” “Uhm no.” “Okay have your rabies shots.” “Yes.” “Are you familiar with the practitioner methods of taking care of animals?” “Uhm no…” “Perfect I will teach you that then please come inside. Also are you friends with Chase and Jerry?” “Uhm yes does that ruin anything?” “No I was wondering since you have the pets that they adopted from me and well there are some practitioner methods that need to be prescribed to Umber and Espy. And I need someone to pay for those expenses so your first paycheck will pay that off in full. Now each and every creature has their own way and special need of being taken care of. I have a large book that tells you everything you need to know about these animals. Also their food is in my back room be careful not to overfeed some of these animals. Also watch out for the bears, snakes, ferrets, and devil worshiping beavers. They are collectively trying to kill me and anyone trying to take care of them only one bear is friendly and it’s because I showed him who's boss. Now I don’t know you but try not to die or aggravate any of the animals in a way that they might hurt you. Now come follow me out to the back yard.” We walk outside where I see an assortment of other animals like birds. “Same as the animals inside these birds have their food within my back room; the chickens need to be de-egged when you have a chance. If you go that way you will encounter the part of Sweet Apple Acres that I own where the pigs, cows, and sheep live. They need to be fed; also the sheep need to be de-wooled, which they will grow back before winter. Now I have to leave for a very important dragon hunting so take care of my home and my animals with the utmost care. Before I forget, Stay out of my Shed don’t ask why just stay out of it.” Fluttershy then returns to the inside of her home and doesn’t return. I look to Espy who is lying atop of her outside table while Umber sits behind Espy. “Jeesh I thought she was more of quiet person.” Also wait did she say dragon hunting, what did I miss when watching the show like wtf? Again she also mentioned something about devil worshipping beavers, well Fluttershy deals with a lot more than I thought. Bruh she talked for like an hour how does that even happen? And why does she own a portion of Sweet Apple Acres? And she mentioned not to go in her shed; I wonder what is in there? Anyway I need to take of her animals also she forgot about the practitioner methods that she was supposed to teach me about. Maybe she put them in the book where she said holds everything you need to know about animals. I walk inside where I see the animals she was talking about and then walk over to the stand where the book lied. I grabbed the book and sat down at the bean shaped table and started to read it. ~ Three Hours Later ~ I finished the book and set it back on the stand I then look towards where the animals are and see that Espy has created a bubble shield around me. While Umber is sitting upon a pentagram and keeping the animals at bay with his dark art magic. I giggle and say, “Oh yea I forgot to feed you guys.” I walk to the back room with Espy shielding Umber and I as I pull out the food. I then walk over to their bowls and dump the food into the variety of animals bowls, I then head outside and do the same with the birds. Espy then lets her shield down as we walk back into the house just as Fluttershy walks back into the house. “Ahh hello Susie I have returned from my dragon hunting, and here’s a bonus that I will give you from the dragon’s hoard.” She tosses a bag of bits towards me. “That’s about 300 bits, now you may leave, but return to me tomorrow at 8am and we can get your practitioner methods intact.” I wave and leave while putting Umber and Espy atop my back while Espy levitates the bag of bits with us as I fly towards the center of town. As I fly to the center of town I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Fluttershy and how crazy she really is. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” I notice both Sara and Sarah walk away from us and so does Jerry and Steven so I walk with Chase back home. Who has really improved his personality since we arrived in Equestria so that’s a good thing. [Chase’s P.O.V.] After I leave Jerry at Rarity’s boutique, I then begin to fly over PonyVille in search of Rainbow Dash to see if I can apply for the weather team or the deconstruction team. As I searched throughout PonyVille I witnessed all of my friends going to their separate end locations looking for a job. With no luck I couldn’t find Rainbow, I flew down to the ground next to the Quills and sofas place which had a help wanted sign on the front window. I went inside to ask the owner of the place about the position that would be open. “Hello sir, I noticed your help wanted sign outside and wanted to know what position is open?” “Oh uhh yea it’s open it’s a part of the moving department just head to the back and they’ll tell you what to do.” I nod and head to the back where two pegasi are loading some boxes into the back a of moving truck. “Hello I’m the new guy and the store owner told me to ask you what I need to do.” “Uhm yea just grab these boxes and load them into the truck.” I nod and grab the box and then lift it and put it onto the back of the truck. I grab another box and start to walk to the back of the truck, but I do not notice a wrench which gets in the way of my hoofing. I trip and drop the box onto the ground in which I hear shattering come from inside the box. Both of the pegasi turn to me, “What the hell happened?” “Oh uhm there was this wrench on the floor and I lost my hoofing and tripped.” “That box is literally worth 1500 bits so that’s going to get you fired like now so get the hell out of here.” I walk away from the broken box and continue to look around for a new job, as I walk throughout the town I feel a breeze pick up. With the breeze a flyer flies into my face; I pull the flyer off my face and look at its contents. The flyer said ‘Masseur wanted! Please come to the spa if you have any experience with massaging.’ Hmm seems interesting plus it’s probably my only choice left. I walk over to the spa which is near Rarity’s boutique and Sugarcube Corner where I notice the window has the same flyer. I walk inside to see the spa sisters standing next to the front counter. “Awe hello wel- -come to our spa, are- -you a customer or - -one of the masseurs we- -want to hire?” The spa twins say as they finish each other’s sentences in a weird Asian accent that forms like all the Asian accents. “Oh yes I’m the masseur you’re wanted to hire.” I hand them the flyer that flew into my face. “Oh yes this is- -the ad we put out- -so you have massaging- -experience?” “I think I can say so that I do.” “Well that’s good- -enough for us- -you are hired.” I hear the door open and look to see Mrs. Cake walk in. “Perfect you’re first- -customer please attend- -to her.” “Hello ma’am I’m Chase and I will be your masseur for the day.” “Oh okay this is interesting.” She follows me towards a massaging room as she says, “So a male masseur that will bring the business here.” She pulls out a touch phone and begins to type something. “Wait where did you get that phone?” “Oh well this one is Government Issue, but you can purchase phones in Canterlot. There’s this one electronics store where they sell many things like phones they’re just pretty expensive.” “Oh okay interesting. Now I’m going to set up your room so undress while I do that.” I let her go into the other room as I pull the massaging lotion from under the counter near the table. Mrs. Cake then walks into the room and sits herself on top of the table; I pull out the massaging lotion and pour some onto Mrs. Cake as I rub my hooves into her sore muscles. “You feel very tense especially around this area.” I say as I rub out a knot in her left shoulder. “Oh yes I have been stressed from my job and some of the weird stuff my husband does. Did you know that I never make carrot cake for him? Even though it’s his favorite dessert.” “Why don’t you bake him that cake?” “Well it’s personal but I think I can tell you, as long as you keep this to yourself.” “Uhm yea I can keep any secret.” “Great, so anytime a carrot cake is made for him he usually takes these cakes and heads for our bedroom. With him going to our bedroom, well one time I noticed that he wasn’t in the kitchen but I smelled the potent smell of carrot cake. It was the day that we hired Pinkie pie which was years ago, but anyway I heard some noise coming from the bedroom so I decided to walk towards these noises. When I entered the room I saw my husband Mr. Cake with a rounded off carrot smothered in orange frosting that was shoved up his flankhole. I screamed when I saw this and he instantly jumped up and threw the blanket over him like as if that would help. He apologized and told me that he only does this when carrot cake is made, so I haven’t made carrot cake since then.” I stopped rubbing her shoulder when she said flankhole, which surprised me as I felt a sensation coming from my groin section. “Uhm… I don’t know what to say.” “Yea and that’s why I’m here, also we got a new baker at Sugarcube Corner, and guess what she made to get hired.” “Was it carrot cake?” I said hesitantly asked. “Yes exactly that so I decided to get the hell out of their and head over to the spa. And now knowing that they have a male masseur well other than Snowflake, but he was way too buff so it scared me.” “Well I would've too I mean that’s just weird, but it does show you that he may be interested into other stallions. Especially if he likes the sensation of a rounded off carrot which mirrors a penal counterpart.” I tell her. “So you think he wants to sleep with stallions?” She wearying asks. “Oh no but it’s a possibility that he might want to experiment in bed and if you don’t satisfy his needs he may cheat on you with another stallion.” “Well we haven’t really being doing anything sexual since we had the children. They have been our entire life which just adds to managing the store. Thankfully with our newest employee I won’t be as stressed and I’ll have more free time.” I felt over her back and with me not feeling anymore knots so I told her that she is done. “Awe thank you I really needed to talk about this and really needed this to relieve all my stress.” She hands me 8 bits and walks out the massage room. Lotus then walks into the room and informs me of, “Your next customer is going to be princess Twilight Sparkle in about a half an hour.” I nod at her as she exits the room; I set the room up by putting a new towel down for Twilight and put the old towel into the soiled can under the sink. I wash my hands and dry off the massaging oil and then lean onto the counter waiting for Twilight to enter the room. As I wait for Twilight I finally have time to think about my new life in this new place, where instead of being an attractive human to an attractive Pegasus. Well not to be cocky it’s not me who says this it’s the many girls that I have dated. Of which I never really liked and it’s not that I treated them wrong because I didn’t I just didn’t know how to treat them right. What I mean by that is that I treated them as if they were one of the guys and I tried to listen to their problems but they just didn’t work out. I mean I only met Jerry well like two years ago when he was still healthy, he was never really too personal with me. He really only told me what he told the others was that he didn’t want to talk about it. As he got worse I worried for his well-being, but I never knew why I ever cared for him so deeply. I mean I knew I wasn’t gay so why would I ever have feelings for a guy. At least that’s what my dad has taught me, was that gay was bad and you’re not gay or anything like that. My mom told him that it wasn’t me but the other kids; my dad never listened to her and I never understood what they were talking about really. The concept of gay only came up as an insult for something like ‘oh that’s so gay’ or something like that which was a stupid way to use that word. In middle school about a year and a half before I met any of my friends that I know now things were happening at school. I was being bullied one day when well in the locker room I got a boner while the guys around me were changing. I told them that it was something spontaneous and that I wasn’t gay, but they didn’t believe me and verbally bullied me. It eventually escalated to physical bullying, in which they would beat me up anytime I would do anything slightly gay. What made it worse was that when they physically beat me I actually got a hard-on since I enjoyed the pain of their beating. The next year it only got worse- “Oh hey Chase, so you’re the new male masseur I have heard about.” “Oh uhm hey Twilight yea I’m the new masseur, so lay on the bed.” I grabbed the massaging oil and rubbed it onto Twilight’s back feeling knots all over her body. “Wow you are very tense, well like everywhere.” “Yea that’s what happens when you are a princess, you have tons of responsibility which means tons of stress.” “Well I’m here to take that stress out of you to the best of my ability, now is there anything to get off your chest that may lessen your stress?” “Well not really I mean there are plenty of things I haven’t told my friends or really anyone, but how can I trust you?” “I have no answer to that you would just have to trust me.” “Well if it will relieve me of some stress?” “Yes it will definitely relieve stress.” “Okay well I think I have a crush on Rainbow dash and I think she has crush on me, but no one knows about this.” “Wait is that why you had a book in your personal library about Rainbow proposing to you. I think it was called a Day with Twilight.” “Shit I forgot to remove that from my library, sometimes I can be so forgetful. But yea recently Rainbow and I have been getting closer to each other. I think though we have been dating for a while, but we haven’t really made it official. I think she thinks that we have been together for exactly three years,” Twilight explained. “Well I think you should tell your friends, but make sure that Rainbow is on the same page as you.” “Yes I know my friends wouldn’t mind, but it’s Celestia that has major prejudice against anything she says is ‘traditional’ like coltfriends and marefriends. I mean with my new growing prowess I’m starting to not care of what she thinks. Plus I have a feeling that either you and Jerry or Diamond Fruit and Jeri Bear can change her mind about coltfriends and marefriends.” I stop rubbing my hoof into her left shoulder, “Why would you say Jerry and I?” “Isn’t it obvious you two are totally dating?” “Well just to let you know we are not dating at all I don’t even like colts or stallions. I’m overly attracted to mares for your information.” “Uhm okay sure whatever you say Chase, well anyway I just feel that things will change in the near future especially with the impending doom of Chrysalis and her army. Also with your friend’s mom’s son he is a creature called a yordle in which Celestia loathes. She loathes these creatures because they have invaded her lands in the south she doesn’t like them and has attacked them, but for the wrong reasons. These creatures have come here for refuge from their old land. I have personally spoken with them and they are a loveable species who cared for nature. This species left their land of Valoran since wars spread throughout the land and now that they have to face another war with Celestia they needed one of their most cold blooded killers to do anything to defend their growing village. There cold blooded killer was named Teemo who warded off hundreds of Celestia’s royal army soldiers. I have tried to tell Celestia to keep off the Yordles, but she will not listen to me. I think that’s all that has been stressing me out with the Yordles and Chrysalis and her changeling army.” “Well that was a lot on your mind and yea if I were you, I would be stressed the hell out. So I can’t even imagine how you feel.” I finally rub out the last knot within the body of Twilight and look at the clock which reads 2:30pm. “I am finished with relieving your stress and didn’t getting all that information off your chest help?” “Ooh Chase I need to come to you more often you have relieved me of everything that has stressed me out recently.” She hands me 20 bits and then walks out of the massage room. Lotus then comes into the room and says, “You can leave at around 3pm, just clean up the room.” I nodded at her and moved over to the massage table. As I cleaned the massage table I began to think about the train of thought I had earlier before Twilight walked into the room. So as I was saying well thinking, it only got worse the next year since my feelings for another guy raised even though I knew he was straight. I just broke up with my last girlfriend which really was a facade for them to think I was straight. Well what I didn’t know was that the people who bullied me had told my crush to trick me and fake date me. Another thing that made it worse was that I started to play football, which made them think I was even gayer and when I changed the guys avoided me in fear that I would be attracted to them. Some of them either one: didn’t care or two: were openly gay, so they stayed and changed while I changed. And wearing a jockstrap didn’t help since it just adds to looking gay when you do change into your jersey. Plus with the aura of straight guys acting gay as hell by slapping each other’s asses with a towel or their hand and then they shower with each other. I never understood straight guys who were homophobic and did what I would do with someone I was dating not my teammate. Anyway back to my crush; a rumor was spread throughout the school in which my crush told someone that he was gay and he even broke up with his girlfriend in front of everyone. Also with this all being a trick his girlfriend knew that he didn’t actually mean the breakup and him being gay. The next day he came up to me and asked me out next Friday to his house where we could just ‘Netflix and chill’ and I didn’t think too much of it. So that Friday as we were driving to his house, with one of his older friends was driving, he had told me that ‘Netflix and chill’ meant that I would lose my virginity with a guy and someone I especially had a crush on. I became excited from this realization so I especially didn’t think much of it. Once we got there we walked in together, as his friend then also walked into the house and locked the door. I confusingly looked over to my crush and asked him why his friend was staying in here. That’s when all the people who bullied me came from the hall and kitchen to surround me in the living room. All together there were about 8 people including my crush and his older friend, he then pushed me onto the floor. My crush then revealed the plan of tricking me to come here so that they could have sex. Well the sex part was going to be held to his words, so they all grabbed me and stripped me to my naked self where everything hung loose. He then pushed me onto the floor and unbuckled his pants and threw them down to his knees. He grabbed my head as I tried to push away from him, he then shoved his penis down my throat. He said, ‘Isn’t this what you like faggot especially from someone you love so deeply.’ I began to cry but knew that if I bit off his penis then he could do nothing else, but then he said, ‘If you bite me we will fuck you up.’ This had scared me so much that I kneeled there until they were all finished with me. I grabbed my clothes and walked back to my house crying my eyes out while ejaculation ran down my face. When I entered my house my mom was cooking dinner and had said ‘So what happened at your friend’s house.’ She looked to me and instantly dropped the knife she was cutting carrots with and ran over to me wrapping her arms around me. ‘Roger get in here and call the police.’ She noticed my busted lip bruised right eye and limp from my left leg. When the police got there and asked me a series of questions and I told them exactly what happened which got my crush and his friends arrested to be put in Juvie for the emotional, physical, and sexual abuse they had caused to me. With this we moved to Buena Park and my dad blamed me and thought I was lying about the force and that I volunteered to have this happen to me. Ever since this night I have hated my dad since he always blamed anything gay on my fault. I heard the clock ring three times signaling me to finally leave work. I walked outside of the spa and noticed my friends were all gathering around the center of town. When we all met in the middle I told them about my day and I lie to them about my job, and they buy it for now… “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” I asked of Susie “I don’t really know,” Susie had said. I noticed that Sara and Sarah broke away from us just as Steven pulled Jerry away from Susie and me. [Steven’s P.O.V] I head into Susie’s and my bedroom and change into more fitting clothing for a library. Once I leave the room I bump into Susie not noticing that she was there, since she was so quiet. I wonder why she was always so quiet and never really liked to talk to anyone. I mean yea she talked to us but we were and still are her best friends. But you like other people, I guess she just thought that no one was nice or something. Even with all the time I have had with her ever since we got here she never really told me any crucial points about her life. Maybe it was something bad or something others had done, but to my imagination I doubt it was something her past friends could have done. Most of our conversations were mostly just small talk or something about me with my complaint of how this place isn’t that technologically advanced as my originally home. Really I do prefer being on Earth and being human it was easier to do many things, also to be honest it would be less awkward to date someone as a human. But that’s in my opinion, I’m guessing now that some people are a little weird and really want to date a character from this show. I mean that’s why clopfics sometimes scare me since they're about two pastel colored magical beings having intercourse with each other. Or on different occasion between a human and a pastel colored magical horse which is interspecies relations. It isn’t illegal but it can cause different diseases that horses may have in comparison to humans. I mean how do you think certain disease from monkeys came into the human population. I think some people just wanted to be freaky with these monkeys or the disease/virus mutated. Also if you have read certain news reports you would know that a horse’s penis could be as long as 15 inches which would kill you. Okay maybe I have thought way too deep into this, but that’s what happens when you read as much as I do. And, hey, don’t get me wrong I love to read, but it just not what I prefer. As a young child I was basically forced to read like almost all the time, which yes did advance my grades in English and History. But most people didn’t like me since I was this big know it all that knew like all the answers. I didn’t really make any friends because of this little thing. With that I began to distant myself from my family since they were the ones to push me to read at any moment and any time I had the chance. This bothered me to the core, so instead I decided to spread my knowledge and write which came natural to me. I then found the show which gave me another topic to write about that wasn’t factual but was based a franchise that wasn’t Harry Potter, which I just got tired of writing about. With My Little Pony to watch and write about I soon started to love life again since I met many new friends during this time. The fandom was great except for some few exceptions that put a negative light to shine onto the MLP fandom. And with the classic motto of Love and Tolerate, well I do exactly that, even though they are basically that weird pervy uncle, but they are still family. I mean with the show I met some of my best friends, which who are now with us in well the actual universe of MLP filled with all of our favorite characters. I finally reached Twilight’s castle door and begin to enter, which like yesterday is filled with ponies from all over PonyVille. I walk to the first door on the left which is the library section of the castle and go up to the front desk where Twilight is reading a book. I trot over to Twilight as I notice her ears twitch she looks up from her book. She remembers who I am and then surrounds me with a shield bubble. I levitate out a piece of paper and a pen and wrote, I promise I won’t scream to the top of my lungs. She pops the bubble and asks, “So why are you here again? Already done with those books you checked out yesterday?” “No I’m actually here to apply for a job and well to see you again. I haven’t had a chance to read those books yet but I will by the end of the week.” I say why I slightly giggle. “Oh okay and yes their due by this weekend so you better read them. And yea I guess I could use some help around here it gets kind of painstaking hard to do all by myself especially when I have other princess duties to do.” “Great when do I start?” “Right now I’m going to the spa with Spike; I just heard that they hired a male masseur, well other than Snowflake, which sounds interesting. I had a reservation for today actually in about 30 minutes, but I had no one to handle my job. So I decided to read it over to see if I should cancel it, but then you came in so I can go now. Bye Steven see you later.” I sighed and sat behind the counter wondering what exactly was I supposed to do I wasn’t even given instructions. I then looked at a laminated paper taped to the desk that said ‘In case I’m not here and I went on a spa trip and you’re a new person here is what you need to do.’ Well she was prepared for this; I read through the instructions and should've known this by the amount of times I’ve been to a library. ~Three hours later~ During that time I mostly sat there and read my books that I brought from my home and checked out a couple of customers books. I checked the clock and noticed that it was about 2:30pm, I then looked back down into my book when I heard a familiar voice say, “Ahh Steven, so I guess you’re the new librarian.” I looked up to see Mother Deborah, “Oh my god! Hey Mrs. Kim.” I said with glee echoing through the library. She hugged me and then trotted over to this side of the counter. I looked over to her and saw fear in her eyes, “Try not to say God, they don’t like it.” “Who Mrs. Kim? Who doesn’t like it?” She glanced down for a second and then looked back into my eyes. “Celestia and her guards, they don’t like the faiths of the human world or any other country, if you are going to say oh my Cel- I mean god just say oh my Celestia instead.” She said as she looked around the room in fear she would have been heard. “This place isn’t as happy and magical as it is on the screen there are behind the scenes things that these citizens don’t see. With our night of staying here we have been conditioned to say oh my Celestia, also we found a room which was locked by Celestia’s magic. I fear what could be found down there and why it was kept in PonyVille instead of Canterlot. Now I need to go before princess Twilight comes back. Gerald hurry with those books, also one last thing when we arrived here through the portal we arrived in Celestia’s castle. When she saw Gerald she immediately blasted him with a magical attack, my motherly senses kicked in and I blocked the attack with my body. I told her what we were and where we were from so she scanned us to tell if we were telling the truth. She said sorry about the attack it’s just that creatures like your son are warring against her kingdom. There is some major prejudice for other creatures, religions, and ways of thinking here. It’s not somewhere you want to stay for long.” I noticed her ears twitch as a sound coming from outside the library section was made; she grabbed Gerald and teleported away just as the doors opened revealing Twilight and Spike. “Great Twilight, now that you’re here I need to get something to eat so I’m going to leave.” “Uhm okay we'll be here by tomorrow at around 9am.” I nodded as I quickly trotted outside of the castle. As I walk outside the castle I notice the rest of my friends are coming from multiple directions about to meet in the center of town. When I reach my friends I tell them about my day and the job that I have, I tell them about Mrs. Kim too. But not about the Celestia thing just about how she is safe within the castle of Twilight. They then tell me about their day and the jobs that they have now also how the coincidence that we all got off around the same time. “So she is really a dragon hunter just like Friendship is Witchcraft said.” Jerry said. “Also what is the whole shed thing about?” Chase asked. “I don’t really know.” Susie had said. After we all talk about our jobs I pull Jerry from the group and tell them we're going to go eat something. They all shrug and keep walking back to the house. “So why did you pull us from the group because I sure as hell know it’s not about food.” “Oh well you know how I mentioned Mrs. Kim and Gerald.” “Uhm yea, what about them?” “Well I didn’t want to mention it to the rest of the group, but when they arrived in Equestria they landed in Celestia’s castle.” “And that matters why?” “Let me finish, they arrived there and Gerald was instantly attacked by Celestia, so Mrs. Kim blocked the attack with her body. She told Celestia that they were humans and they came from the human universe so Celestia magically checked them to make sure they weren’t lying. Since the creature that Gerald is, are warring against Equestria so she didn’t want a spy among her and in her castle. Also there are mayor prejudice of many other creatures, religions, and ways of being. Like you can’t say oh my God around her royal guard or her you have to say oh my Celestia or you will be punished. Which by the way that Mrs. Kim acted it seemed that it was horrible punishment. Okay I’m finished now.” Jerry just stood there in silence. “So do you think Chrysalis is actually just another form of religion or creature that Celestia has major prejudice of?” “It could be a possibility, there was one book that I checked out from Twilight’s library called Before Corruption. I don’t think it’s 100% true but it says that she was an Alicorn like Celestia and Luna. But Sombra who was also an Alicorn laid a curse onto Chrysalis and her people of the Monarch Kingdom changing them into well Changelings.” “And maybe Chrysalis hates Celestia for not helping her when Sombra put that curse onto her people. Here let me see the book.” I look through my tote back and pull the book out; Jerry then flips through the pages and finds a good part within part three. “Here it says and I quote, ‘How can you be so sure of it, just face the facts Sister they left you here to die. They wanted me dead I was a power in their way of complete conquest. You stepped in the mix when you visited them, you confirmed their suspicions about me. So they let you leave, they said they were busy and would fiddle with that when they have time. They only said that for you to solve the problem yourself, and knowing that you couldn't either 1:Couldn't bare to kill your own Brother, or 2: That I would kill you and destroy your kingdom. With you out of the way, and me in a weakened state they would be able to kill me and then have nothing in there way for complete conquest. Celestia, also made you an Alicorn so that you would have the power to weaken me. She obviously doesn't know you my Sister.’ unquote. Now I don’t know if this book is hundred percent accurate, but it sounds factual enough.” Jerry said. “Maybe we can speak with the author, what’s the name of the author?” I asked. Jerry turned the book over and checked the back to see the author, “It says the Flaming Gay, and do you think they live in this world or maybe it’s a human.” “But how would Twilight have a book from the human world, and our human world I would understand if it was from the Equestria Girls universe. But this looks like the works of a human from our world.” I said. “Maybe this ‘person’ actually lives in Equestria, they could live in Canterlot.” “Well we have to discuss this with the rest of group, but not in public. We don’t know how many spies Celestia could have.” I hurriedly said. “Yea let’s go join the rest of the group at our house where we will be in private.” “I also heard that Sarah is bringing home some homemade carrot cake that she got from her job.” I happily said. “Sounds great, let’s go.” Jerry gleefully said. [Jerry’s P.O.V] As we walked back to the house I was thinking about what Steven had said about the book he had found within Twilight’s library. Could it be right? Could Celestia be a tyrannical monster? She never was on the show, but this isn’t the show. This is reality which it seems is much different than the show. I thought to myself as we passed Fluffle Puff’s house. As I entered the front door I noticed that everybody was sitting at the kitchen median. “As I was saying, there are things that I need to tell you about, when it comes to Mrs. Kim.” Steven says. “Well when I was in Twilight’s library, at around 2:30pm she came up to me and told me what happened to them.” “What do you mean? You told us she was okay, and that nothing was wrong.” Sarah says worriedly. “Well I wanted to make sure that we weren’t in public so I couldn’t tell you. And now that we're safe in here where no one else can hear us. She looked in a bad shape; she had bruises on her hooves and an internal fear for being seen by an authoritative figure.” Everybody, but me gasps; I look over to Sarah and mouth the words ‘He already told me.’ “She told me that Celestia, and therefore the people with the power, is prejudice of other races as Celestia almost killed Gerald since he was a creature; in which she doesn’t like. Also once Twilight returned from the spa Mrs. Kim told Gerald to hurry up before Twilight finds them.” “Wait why did Twilight leave to go to the spa?” Sarah asks. “She said that they had a new masseur a male masseur.” “Oh, well I was that new male masseur she was talking about. “Chase says as we all turn to him with surprise filling our eyes. “Well… that’s interesting…” I say. “Yea no shit!” Sara says. We just break out in laughter. “What’s so funny about me being a male masseur?” Chase asks “It’s just not your thing you know; I mean I thought you would join Rainbow Dash or something like that.” I said. “Well… that was my plan; it’s just that I couldn’t find her anywhere in PonyVille. So Instead I noticed that the spa needed a new masseur I went in and they hired me on the spot. It’s also where Mrs. Cake goes to lessen her stress.” “Oh yea she went there since Mr. Cake does some weird shit with carrot cakes.” Sarah said immediately regretting it. “So you were the new baker who baked him the cake!” “Wait what does he do with the… cake?” Steven hesitantly asks. “Well he… *points at hind hooves and does pelvic motions* with the cake. And then he… *grabs carrot and motions the actions of which Mr. Cake had done* yea…” Sarah says while everybody, but Chase stares blankly into Sarah’s eyes. “What the fuck…” I say as I shrug thinking, ‘Enh sounds like something I’d do.’ “And why aren’t you freaked out?” Steven asks looking at Chase. “Oh well while I was massaging Mrs. Cake she had told me what he did with the cake.” Chase says as he rubs his head with his hoof. “Well… I’m just speechless, that’s just something you don’t hear all the time.” Susie says. “You also don’t hear that the world’s shiest character is secretly a badass dragon hunter with secrets held within her shed.” I say sarcastically. “Oh well yea that….” Susie says. “That reminds me, how did we not know this?” Steven asks. “Well I’m guessing that the writers never wanted anyone to learn this since it goes against what we believe to be her personality.” Susie says. “I mean I guess, but then again we are actually here in the universe, which seems a lot different than the show so far.” I say. “Did you check out what was in her shed?” Steven asks. “No she told me not to, so I listened to her and avoided the shed.” Susie said. “Oh ok.”Steven disappointedly sighed. Sara then turned back to us, “So you and Chase *Sara points at us* you an item now.” Sara says while we look confusedly at her. “Your two peas in a pod, you’re sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g,” we look at her still confused, as she sighs, “are you two in a relationship?” Sara finally says after her analogies. I look at her with surprise filling my face, “Why would you think that?” “Oh well, when I was at my job Diamond Fruit, Jeri Bear’s coltfriend, and he told me that you told Jeri Bear that you two were dating.” Sara says. Chase walks over to the fridge and pulls out a peculiar drink. “Oh no that was a lie, it was so I didn’t seem like a single loser. And plus Chase is straight anyway so even if I did like him I can’t get at him.” I say as Chase takes a swig of the peculiar drink. “Oh, well yea that’s what I was thinking.” Sara says clearly disappointed. “I think you two would be cute together.” Susie mumbles. “Oh well… okay then.” I say as I look over to Chase flashing him a smile. “Wait what are you drinking anyway?” “Oh nothing it’s just apple cider.” He says while I curl my eyebrows in confusion. “Oh ok here pour me some.” I say as I levitate a cup over to him. “There’s none left I just finished it.” Chase says while he dumps it into the trash. “Oh okay.” I say. “I’m going to get some fresh air.” Chase says, we all nod in acknowledgement while he walks to the back porch. Once he gets outside Sara asks, “What’s bothering him?” “I don’t know he’s been like this since we got here.” I say. “Maybe you should go ask him.” Sara says. “Ugh, but that means I have to go outside and care for another person’s feelings.” I say as Sara glares at me. “Fine I’ll go ask, but you guys can’t listen in okay.” I say while they nod. I walk outside to the back porch to see Chase sitting on the edge of the wooden porch. I trot over to him and sit next to him then ask, “So what’s got you down?” “It’s nothing…” Chase says trying to shrug it off. “I can tell that there is something wrong, I mean ever since we got her you have been treating everyone differently. Specifically me, so I want to know what has changed.” “It’s nothing I swear; I’m just not used to our new home.” Chase says. “So what you don’t like our cabin?” I sarcastically say. “No, no it’s not that, I mean the Mlp universe I miss my mom I miss being at home where I can be alone and someplace I know where people can’t judge me.” Chase says. “What do you mean judge you? We’re your best friends we would never judge you,” I say. “Are you sure since you guys just did about me being a male masseur. You all laughed.” Chase annoyingly says. “We only laughed because it’s something we didn’t expect especially coming from you.” “What do you mean?” “I mean we’re used to you doing the manliest things to differ yourself from anything relating to gay. Which reminds me, why do you do that?” I say as he turns to me with fear deep within his eyes, which quickly disappears. “No reason, I just… I don’t know it’s what my father had told me to do.” He says while I furrow my eyebrows. “Wait your father told you to act like a homophobic asshole?” “Uhm well if you put it like that it sounds terrible, but yea.” “Why?” “Just something about my past and what happened, but it’s not really important.” I touch his hind hoof with my top left hoof, “If it’s bothering you this much, I think it’s important plus you can trust me that I won’t tell anyone if you don’t want me to.” “You sure you won’t tell them.” “Yes I’m sure.” “Well it was the years before I met any of you guys. In middle school I was… nah I can’t tell you, you’ll think differently of me.” “Chase we already think differently of you especially once we got here.” He looks at me with the ‘oh well I see how you guys are’ face. “Oh.., well anyway when I was in seventh grade I was going through some confusing times.” I furrow my eyebrows. “Well when I was in P.E. and we would change I would look at the other guys and I felt sexually attracted to them.” My eyes fill with surprise. “But with that these guys started to bully me since they noticed me always staring at them.” My eyes then begin to fill with empathy. “What made it worse is that I joined the football team and they continued to bully, it actually escalated to physical abuse. Football didn’t help my situation in the slightest, since we would take showers after practice and we wore jock straps so…” “I would say I know what you mean, but I never participated in sports.” “Oh well, anyway as the abuse got worse well I never told my family about how I felt. Of course they would eventually find out, but not through the glorious of ways. I had fell for this straight boy and well the bullies convinced him to act as if he liked me. So he made a big whole scene with him breaking up with his girlfriend. He then approached me one day and asked if I wanted to ‘Netflix and chill’ so I said sure why not. So that Friday I went over to his house with one of his older friends driving us there. Once we got there,” Tears began to swell in his eyes. “they locked the door after I entered the house.” I scooted closer to him and held him within my upper hooves. “So they pushed me onto the ground and ripped my clothes off, from there I don’t want to talk about it.” “Why, what exactly did they do to you for you to be so hurt of the memory?” I asked He hesitated for a moment, but began talking again, “They forced me to sexually pleasure them… they beat me up in the process and then threw me out when they were done with me. Once I got home my mom called the ambulance while my father blamed me of what had happened to me. He said it was all my fault that they had did that to me, he said that I wanted it all to happen, I have always hated my father ever since that night.” Tears began to flow down his face which prompted me to hug him tighter. “So what ever happened to those bastards of human life?” “They were all sent to Juvie for physical and emotional abuse, while his older friends were sentenced to community service for six months.” He said as his tears of sadness became tears of anger. “After that big fiasco, we moved to Buena Park for the new school year and I was told to not act gay and stuff like that.” He wiped his tears on his now removed t-shirt and then threw it to the ground. “Well thankfully they got punishment for their actions.” “Yea, but I don’t think its enough especially after all I went through.” I then proceeded to hug him tighter which told him to calm down at the same time. “Once we moved to Buena Park, I then went to Kennedy where I met you guys. Now my home life wasn’t perfect though, since I had starting watching My Little Pony. This enraged my father as it was ‘gay’ and for ‘little girls’, so once I heard that you all watched the show and met at the twin’s house, my mom had asked Mrs. Kim if I could come over on Saturday just like the rest of you. Now I only put up the facade of being a homophobic massagist, since I had learned that some people’s fathers at school were friends with my dad.” “Then how did you ever dress up as a cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane, which in anyone’s standard is pretty gay.” “Oh well my mom explained to my father that it was a one day thing and that it was Halloween so let him get it out of my system.” “Oh yea lol, my mom used to say that to my dad, but that was a long time ago.” I said as sadness began to fill my voice, luckily Chase had not noticed. “Uhm, so anyway I also thought it was a phase too which led me to act like the straightest human being on the planet.” “Ok I get you, but that didn’t mean you had to treat women like shit or say massagist comments.” He slightly smiled, “Yea sorry about that, but it was all a facade I believe you guys can forgive me.” “Well with your more recent change since we have gotten here, I think we can forgive you.” “So, uhm you never told me what had happened to you when you started losing so much weight?” “Oh it was just things at home, but it was nothing so I forget about it.” “Oh okay, I just always worried for you and it seemed that you told the others and never told me anything about your personal life.” “Well I never told you, since you were always such a jerk to basically everyone. Not so much that we didn’t like you, but to the point of which you were annoying.” “As you said yourself I have changed and that it’s for the better.” “Yea, well I didn’t say that specifically.” “But it was close enough.” He says while I let out a laugh. “I guess, now the reason I ‘starved’ myself was because my home life wasn’t the greatest, my dad was a chronic drinker, while my mom was diagnosed with severe depression.” I said as the sadness from earlier returned to my voice. “As the time went on both their addictions were getting worse, as my dad would drink anytime he had a chance. My mom stopped going to work and we were ordered by the doctors to keep sharp things away from her.” Tears began to swell up from inside my body. “I’m just going to say that it didn’t end well and lead to me starving myself.” He looked at me and embraced me within his hooves as he whispered into my ear ‘It’s okay you don’t have to continue.’ I pushed apart from him, as I gazed into his glistening golden eyes, he then withheld my face within his hooves and pushed his lips onto mine. I closed my eyes and went deep into the sensations that I felt throughout my body, but as sudden as the kiss was, it ended just as suddenly. We then pushed apart from each other and awkwardly stared into each other’s eyes as his cheeks began to fill with embarrassment. I look over his shoulder and notice a massive orange mass setting just below the horizon. “Maybe we should go inside,” I say as my cheeks now fill with embarrassment. “Yea…uh... maybe we should go inside,” he says as a smile creeps upon his face. I stood up and offered him my hoof as I started to open the porch door with my magical grasp. He accepted my offer of helping him up and grabbed onto my hoof. We both walked into the house, but just before we entered we stopped holding each other’s hooves. “Took you two long enough.” Sara said as she winked to me, this prompted me to furrow my eyebrows. “Well yea, we were just talking about how we feel about… this place.” I say as I look around the house. “So I think we should make dinner now, don’t you agree?” Steven asks. “Yea let’s see what’s in the fridge.” Chase says as he walks over to the fridge. I walk over to the sink counter as Steven reads about how to make a vegan chicken salad, which doesn’t include using chicken. I then go on top of the counter and look into the mirror as if there is something within it. I push my face up against the glass and hear an interesting noise, but the noise is interrupted by a voice coming from behind me. “What are you doing Jerry?” Sarah asks as I turn to her noticing that I’m in the way of the sink which needs to be used. “Oh sorry, it’s just that, eh nevermind.” I push myself off the table and walk over to Steven who is reading from the cookbook. [Third Person P.O.V] A blue unicorn appears in front of a glass as a video camera is recording the conversation happening within the kitchen. Goes inside of camera to a room filled with multiple screens having live feed of each room within the cottage of these new foreign beings brought into this world. A lone white unicorn sits upon a chair in front of these screens as he reads a newspaper called Equestria Daily. A red light then flashes onto the newspaper as one of the screens shows the blue unicorn from before. The white unicorn looks up onto the screen and then pushes a button which enables sound, “What are you doing Jerry?” A lime green earth pony says. “Oh sorry, it’s just that, eh nevermind.” Jerry says. The white unicorn presses buttons onto a phone, “Eliza speaking, What do you need?” “Patch me to Celestia, tell her Moonshine.” “Ok sir.” The phone then rings for a sec. “Celestia speaking what is it?” “I think you should come over, there’s something I need to show you ma’am.” The white unicorn says as he pulls out a tape and labels it The Foreigners. Fade to black… Author's Note Sorry that I took so long with this part of my story, I just haven't been in the mood to write anything recently. With League of Legends basically taking over my life I didn't really have time to write also add some homework. Anyway I hope you all liked this part of my story and don't be so aggressive in the comment section words hurt you know. Constructive criticism is welcome but not comments like 'the inherently bad story of the day: this story' that's from my other story. That is not constructive that is just rood. To all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters , Brohoof until next time when I actually write chapter three.
