Just helping out ponies in need
First Night on the Job
"It's been nearly three weeks, but Night Wing finally believes that we have what it takes to be true guards of the night. Then again, we passed everything we had to do and now we can finally start patrolling the streets of Canterlot!" Raising my hooves up, I shouted, "We will not let him down!!"
"Uh, Lunar?"
"Yeah, Night?"
"Could you put me down?" Night Blade asked.
Looking up, I noticed that I was holding Night Blade up above me somehow. Setting him back down, I smiled sheepishly. "Sorry, I'm just so happy that I can finally do my job here with you. And why didn't you just fly off when I picked you up?"
Night Blade shrugged. "I didn't want to ruin a funny moment of sorts for this story."
I blinked at him confused, "What?"
"What?"
"I guess I wont question that any further then. Now, I was thinking that after our shift ends at three in the morning that we should go to a bar to celebrate with some drinks. I've heard of a few bars around here, but it's best that we just look at the choices as we walk."
"Sounds good to me." Night Blade grinned. "Can we have drunken sex afterwards?"
I rolled my eyes and laughed, "Sure, that will be something new we can try."
"Fuck yes!" Night Blade pumped a hoof into the air.
"Now that we got that over with, we have a mission objective to take care of also with that being: Track down Prince Blueblood and find out why he's been avoiding bat ponies whenever possible and us the most since we never actually got to see him since we came here. Luna didn't tell us much."
"Don't you think with the way he acts that maybe those bat pony guards... you know, gave him a 'bite/suck your blood' threat or just flat out scared him silly?" Night Blade asked.
"Hmm... when you put it that way, it could make sense since most of the ponies here act like total snobs thinking they're better than the others. But, I really would like to meet him. I find him sexy..." I mumbled that last part.
Night Blade smirked. "So you find the prince sexy huh? Do you want to meet him and fool around with him then?"
My face instantly turned red from hearing that as I stammered, "I-I ... no! I um..."
Night Blade's smirk grew wider.
"Lets just go already! We have our armor on and I have his gifts from earth and bits in my saddlebag here for our celebration drinks and extra bits just in case. We have a job to do and a prince to track down since Luna told us that he usually take nightly walks so it should be easy to find him," I said while walking out the door into the warm Canterlot night air.
Night Blade walked out after me, laughing as he closed the door. "Sure, Lunar, sure."
"Wow..." I said while walking down a random street. "I know it's our job to protect the night and all... but, we need some action and the only action I can hear is a rave party a few blocks away."
"You know..." Night Blade winked. "Maybe on our day off we should go to a rave and have some fun. They might even let us have sex there, if it's what I think it is from what I was hearing it's: Sweat, lots of rubbing against one another and sex."
I felt my face heat up. "Dammit Night Blade! Don't try giving me a boner while on duty!"
"Hmm ... I guess I have to try harder then and maybe we can find another stallion to have fun with if you can show off the goods like Prophetic Moon we met on the train. No exposing involved that day and yet all three of us hit it off well that we meet with him often to go out and do sexual things at his place or ours..." Night Blade grinned.
I only groaned, but let a small smile cross my muzzle. "I'm glad for the whole 'herd' thing since it makes it easy enough to hook up with another pony like him... he's so good in bed... if they're into it anyway... and also, you are way too evil."
"And you love me for that."
"Of course."
Turning down another corner we came upon our first help in need, that being a depressed looking homeless unicorn stallion that was dark grey in color with a light blue mane and tail sitting against the side of a building with a smaller stomach than usual. I felt so much pity for him that I thought I was going to tear up at just seeing him like this. And I even thought I heard his stomach growling loudly.
Walking up to him the stallion looked over to us and spoke, "Can you help out a stallion down on his luck?"
My answer was straight to the point. "Yes I will." Digging into my saddlebags and taking out fifty bits, I gave it to the homeless stallion. "I hope this is enough. Eat something great alright?"
The stallion took it in his magic as a smile crossed his face, teary-eyed and hugged me. "Thank you so much. You really are a savior of life! I will do just that." And ran off with a slight wobble in his step.
"Bye..." I waved sadly and looked at what he called 'home' which was nothing much aside from a makeshift bed and a bed sheet between buildings.
Letting out a slight sob, I walked off with Night Blade following.
"You know... that was really nice of you Lunar."
I only let out a sigh but smiled. "It was a good thing I took extra bits with me since he really needed help and I know he was sincere compared to the humans back on earth who only wanted change to either drink or smoke which I ignored. I know I can't help all of the ponies we come across, but it just hurts me to see him like that so I know what I will do."
"What's that?"
"After we finish with our job tonight, I'll go and talk to Luna about giving him a place of work at the castle and maybe a place to live. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff that he can choose from so this will be easy. And after that, we can come back tomorrow and find him, ask for his name and give him the good news so he doesn't have to sleep out here and by looking at his stomach, I'm pretty sure very few ponies decided to help... and that's just sad."
"Wow, Lunar, I'm proud of you for doing this. I know the princesses will be happy to know about this."
"Just helping another pony in need. I just hope he picks the best spot possible to eat." I smiled. "Lets continue on and find Blueblood."
After another two hours had passed and nothing interesting happened and still no sign of Blueblood. We were about to call it quits until we saw the one place that will work well for our celebration drinks later on and that being: The Canterlot Gay Bar, with writing under it stating: The gayest bar in town where you can meet up with a lover, find a random stallion of your dreams, cuddle, rub against one another, kiss, have sex in the back rooms, all the good stuff. If you're a coltcuddler then stop on by! We promise you will have a great time.
"Sweet luna's flank... jackpot!" Pressing my face against the glass with a giddy smile and getting weird looks of the two stallions sitting right there in front of me, I noticed that it was quite packed with stallions and the occasional human or two doing what the sign stated. "Night Blade! This is our celebration spot! We have to come here!"
Night Blade laughed, "I can't believe this even has you that excited, but who cares? I'm just as excited as you! We can come back after our shift ends in another two hours at one in the morning."
"Good ... good, I can't wait." Scanning my eyes around noticing everypony and humans, my eyes fell on one stallion in particular walking to a stool to sit down: the almost white coat, that beautiful light amber mane and tail, the compass rose cutie mark... the horn. There was no mistaking it, he was indeed the pony we were looking for: Prince Blueblood!
"I can't believe it... Night Blade, are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
"Those two stallions having sex on the floor over there drawing attention? I know right? I can't believe what I'm seeing either! That's hot!"
I blushed, but shook it off. "Dammit Night Blade! Yes, that's super hot, but I mean him!" I pointed a hoof in the direction of our target Prince Blueblood. "It's him!"
Night Blade took a closer look and saw him. "Hey... you're right. Wait, why would he actually be here? I wouldn't expect him to be a coltcuddler."
"Well I guess it's time to go in and find out what exactly is his deal with us and hopefully he'll enjoy the presents."
"Alright then lead the way."
Inside the bar, Prince Blueblood walked over to a stool. Sitting down, he tapped a hoof on the table to get the attention of the barkeep. Turning around, the barkeep stared wide-eyed at the prince in front of him.
"Prince Blueblood! I ... wait, you're a coltcuddler?"
Blueblood looked up at the unicorn with a blank expression on his face, "Stirred Hex, if I'm here, isn't it obvious that I am? These ponies don't even mind that I'm here."
Hex rubbed the back of his head and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry Blueblood it's just that I didn't really expect you to be a coltcuddler. Mares not good enough for ya?"
"Sadly no. All they want is to be with me because of my status and that's not how I want to be with somepony. That's why I usually act like the worst date to them. If they want to be with me for the money then they need to look elsewhere... the gold diggers..." Blueblood spat. "If I'm to be with somepony then I really want to make sure that they actually love me like really love me aside from me being a prince."
"And you really think you'll find that in a stallion?" Hex asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes... but give me three shots of whiskey and I'll explain to you everything." Blueblood said, levitating out some bits onto the counter while Hex used his magic to pour out whiskey in three shot glasses and setting it down in front of him.
"Go on then, explain."
Blueblood levitated up the first cup and drank it quickly feeling the burn going down his throat. "A few years ago during the gala, that mare... Rarity is her name. I could tell that as soon as I saw her that she only really wanted to be with me for the reason I just told you. Of course I wasn't having any of that so I decided to act like a douche to her so she can leave and even though she got me with cake before fleeing thanks to that other crazed mare..." Blueblood shuddered at the thought. "I knew right then and there that trying to date a mare was just not worth my time if all they care about is royalty and bits. So I thought that it was time for a new change of life since I actually find stallions attractive..." Blueblood blushed after finishing that.
"But there has to be more to it right?" Hex asked.
Blueblood sighed and levitated the other two drinks, drinking it just as fast. "Yes, there is. Remember the two humans-turned-bat ponies that arrived here about three weeks ago under crazy circumstances?"
"I have actually since it's all the rage here in Canterlot since those two made it possible for portals to be made and let those humans come see our world like those two guys there chatting away with those stallions." Hex said while pointing a hoof at both. "I'm actually getting more business thanks to those bat ponies."
Blueblood looked at them before looking back. "Hmm ... I missed them somehow. But anyway, turns out there names are Lunar Night and Night Blade and Auntie Luna also said that Lunar really likes me like really he does. That I really think he has a crush on me. But, at the same time I'm afraid of bat ponies..."
"Why is that?"
"Because I was a total snob to them! And bite threats and scaring me half to death during my night walks aren't helping! And now that I've been rude to them, they find doing that to me as hilarious!"
"If you weren't serious about that then I would laugh at you because of that. But why don't you just... you know, stop it with that Canterlot attitude and be nice?"
"It's hard alright. I would like to, but it's hard!" Blueblood sighed again, resting his head on the counter, ears drooped. "I think I would like a life with those two if they are okay with me."
"Well if Lunar likes you then I don't see no problem in trying to ask. They used to be humans after all and fans of you apparently, so just try okay?"
"Alright, I'll try."
"Good because I think that's them coming in now."
"What?!" Blueblood looked around to the door to see two bat ponies walking in.
"Crap! I wasn't ready this quick!" Charging up his horn, Blueblood teleported out of the bar and sadly into a dumpster right outside with a loud CRASH!!! due to not thinking of where to teleport to first and whiskey.
Stepping out of the dumpster, Blueblood coughed and gagged.
"No.... why did I have to over react with my magic?! Now I'm covered in filth from three shots of whiskey! Ew ew ew!!" Blueblood whined.
After walking inside was when we noticed Blueblood seeing us and teleporting out quickly making me snort in frustration and stomping a hoof. "Why is he acting like this?!"
"Hey! Over here." Hex waved us over. Walking up to him, Hex spoke, "You must be Lunar Night and Night Blade right? I'm Stirred Hex the owner of the gayest bar in Canterlot." He grinned wide. "You two must be looking for the Prince correct?"
"Yes, we are."
"Well, I think he's still nearby even though he teleported since I heard a loud crash just outside. I guess the whiskey got to him even if it was only three shots." Hex chuckled.
"Do you know any reason why he's acting like that?" Night Blade asked.
"He's actually afraid of your kind. Because of the way he acts, lots of bat ponies apparently give him bite threats and scare him half to death at night. I feel really bad for him I really do. I know he can be nice, but he really needs to try and I think both of you can do that. He even mentioned ya. I think he has a crush on you."
"Oh my..." my face turned red. "Well, thank you for that info Hex, we'll be back here later tonight for drinks, coltcuddly stuff and we'll take a room for sex."
Hex laughed, "I look forward to that. See ya then."
Waving at Hex and walking out, we went outside and around to the side that Hex was talking about and noticed Prince Blueblood cleaning himself off.
Blueblood looked up at the sound of hoofsteps and quickly backed up at the sight of us with fear in his eyes. "Stay back! Keep those bite threats to your self and stop scaring me at night! I know Ponyfu and Magicfu so bring it!" Blueblood's horn charged up with magic.
I looked at Night Blade who only shrugged and looked back at Blueblood. "What...? Um... Prince Blueblood it's just us Lunar Night and Night Blade, and Hex told us some of the story about your problem. Want to explain more? And don't worry we won't just bite you to be evil or scare you in that fashion."
Blueblood's magic faded. "It's actually a long story."
"Okay then..." Scuffing the ground with a hoof, I continued, "So he told me that you have a crush on me?"
Blueblood sighed and sat down, "When the whole thing with humans coming here because of you two started, Auntie Luna was telling me things about that and also mentioned how you Lunar Night had liked me a lot and well... I secretly liked stallions and I was hoping that you and Night want to be together with me maybe?"
I sure wasn't expecting him to come out and reveal that to us of all things and I already knew what my answer was.
I bowed, "Yes, Prince Blueblood. I would like to be with you. It would be fun seeing how this turns out and we can teach you to be nice in the process."
Night Blade did the same, "I agree with Lunar, it's the herd thing after all and I actually like you a lot too."
Blueblood smiled wide, "Thank you, that really means a lot to me. Maybe now that this happened just maybe the other bat ponies will respect me... as long as I do the same in return."
"Oh! before I forget I wanted to give you this." Taking out the two bigger sized vinyls of him, I set it down in front of him. "I had a human friend back on earth make these for me to give them to you so I really hope you like them."
Blueblood took both of them in his magic for a closer look and I thought I saw tears forming on his dirty face. "These are so beautiful, it looks like me so well! Thank you so much for these. I really like them."
I smiled, "No problem."
"So what happens now?" Night Blade asked.
"Well..." Looking over to Prince Blueblood, I smirked. "I have a deal that you can't refuse."
Blueblood raised an eyebrow. "I'm listening."
"Even though I'll have to tell Luna and Night Wing about this ... but, want us to be your personal guards? You are the best prince in our eyes and Shining is alright and all, but we like you more... of course I'm sure you are aware of all the benefits that comes with that including sexual right?"
Night Blade grinned. "Yeah, I'm all up for that and maybe we should also invite Prophetic Moon along for the fun."
The look on his face was amusing to look at. "Yes! Yes of course! I would like to have both of you as my personal guards. Wow... I can't believe the night that I'm having."
"Well it gets better!" I grinned. "Seeing as though you got dirty in your haste to leave, you can come to our place and get cleaned up while I get extra bits and when we finish our patrol all three of us can head back to that bar to drink and have sex!"
Blueblood got up with smug smile, "I like that idea. It's time for me to actually have fun for once... be a regular pony... with my personal guards of course."
"Great then follow us!" Both Night and I walked back to our place with Blueblood following.
"I suppose since I will be with you and all that I can go ahead and tell you the rest of the story."
"If you do that then I'll be happy to talk about our life before we became ponies and after," I said.
"Okay then sounds like a deal. As I told Hex, it all started a few years ago at the Gala....."
2 days later at the castle
Knock knock
"Come in," I said as I finished straighting my mane.
The door opened up to reveal a unicorn stallion dark gray with a light blue mane and tail. "I just wanted to say thanks again for helping me out that night, Lunar. It just makes me so happy how much you changed my life by finding me that night with your coltfriend. I truly am grateful to meet the two of you."
"You're very welcome Astral Myth. I'm just glad that Luna was able to get you a place to live here and a job in the astronomy wing of the castle."
"Yeah since my cutie mark is that of a spiral galaxy with the sun and solar sytem under it. It was perfect for me. I also wanted to ask you something."
"Yes?"
Astral's face turned red as he looked at the floor. "Wanna go out and get something to eat with me later? You can bring your coltfriend along and Prophetic and Blueblood if you want also."
I only grinned. "Sure, all of us would love to."
Astral smiled. "Great! See ya then!" And left, closing the door.
I sighed happily staring at the door. "He's so happy and that makes me happy and why do I get the feeling this will turn into a five stallion orgy? This is going to be the best night ever again if it does."
A few moments later Night Blade walked in. "Ready to go Lunar? We have the night off so we can do whatever we want. How about we go pay our prince a visit?"
"I'm ready and lets do something different. Astral wants me to go out with him to get something to eat and I want Prophetic and Blueblood to join us."
"Wow." Night Blade whistled. "He's got a crush on us? I sense a massive orgy fest coming."
"Well, yes I'm very sure tonight will end that way." Walking out into the castle hallway and slapping Night's muzzle with my tail playfully, I shouted back," Lets go find Blueblood.
Closing the door behind him and following after me, Night said, "Yeah, lets."
Two nights ago I changed the lives of two ponies forever. Both for the better thankfully. Blueblood changed his ways and Astral got to do what he likes and got to live in the castle instead of out in the streets.
Yep, life here in Canterlot is so worth it.
And as each day passes, it will only get better.
The End
Author's Note
Well... I hope you enjoyed this uh... randomness 
...! If I had to rate this one-shot I'd give it 7. It's not perfect, but it's still worth a read depending on who anyway.
When I have time I'll probably come back to add to this story if needed. As is, I feel fine with what I came up with already.
I'm not that worried about having Blueblood seem OOC at some point during the story. I had fun typing his scenes and that's what mattered.
This is the last story I plan on ever doing involving Lunar and everypony else and last overall since I know writing is not my strong point, I wanted to type up stories finding myself transformed into different ponies with varied success.
If I ever wanted to write yet another transformation story then I'll have to make sure to change my writing style and have less mistakes ... yeah, don't expect that 
What I love most on FIMFiction is reading stories from a lot of you and that's what I'll stick with. When I do move on from reading pony fanfiction in a few years, I would like to end that at 6,000+ pony stories read since May 1,2012 and as I post this story I will be starting No.2,800
Since this will most likely be my last story. I hope it can get decent success, but since I suck at writing, I doubt it
