There is a crisis in Equestria. The mighty Ponut, the greatest gift that the gods have bestowed upon our species, has gone ignored and unloved. So many ponies spend their days yearning for something to bring joy and fulfillment to their most grandest of holes.

But even in the darkest of times there is hope.

One mare will no longer sit back as so many choose to forsaken the purest form of love that one could ever experience. One mare shall stand up against a world gone mad and show every ponut the reverence, the compassion, and the kindness that they all truly deserve!

I am that one mare, and though my means may be questionable, I will make it so that no pony will ever suffer the fate of not having their asses eaten out.

Hey guys this story is pretty much going to be a wall to wall clop fic. Note: This fic is more clop than comedy, so if you’re looking purely for laughs this may not be what you want.

Tags for all chapters: Rimming (Analingus), exhibitionism, public sex, invisible sex, lesbian, and plot, oh so much plot.
Tags for chapter 2: Femdom, Face sitting, F/F/F/f gangbang, Foreshadowing
Tags for chapter 3: Light pain play
Tags for chapter 4: Dildos and butt plugs and mind control
Tags for chapter 5: same as chapter 4, also mind breaking and second worst princess
Tags for chapter 6: Queening and femdom