Rock Salt

by Super Trampoline

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 125

The Caneighdianest of Crystal Ponies and the saltiest of Pie Sisters go one domestic adventures

He's a Caneighdian crystal pony with more patience than Fluttershy after a wildfire.

She's a Rockford earth pony saltier than Applejack's barrel after a long day of apple bucking.

Together they fight crime.

Just kidding. they mostly just drive each other crazy.

Sometimes they do solve mysteries though.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-28 10:08:26 UTC

Chapter 1

"The first thing you should know about me is that I'm a huge cunt. Please don't ask me why. I've just always been super angry about everything, y'know? I mean, yeah, my childhood kind of sucked, being raised on a rock farm and then running a rock farm and all, but my parents were cool enough. Sure, they were--and still are--old fashioned as Tartarus, but they never beat me or anything. My dad yelled a lot, but I generally deserved it for being a little shit. Now I'm just a bigger shit. He's"--I gesture towards the stallion playing with the foals over in the other room-- "the only one who'll put up with it. I think he likes it, actually. Weirdo.