She's Me, But A Girl?

"Okay, madame, before I show you around Ponyville, I need to ask you one thing." Spike says, standing in front of the door.

"Uh-huh. And that is?" the female Spike says, her hand running through the spikes on top of her head.

"Do you have any nicknames or alternate names I can call you?" Spike asks.

"Well, some of the others in my world call me Zee for some reason."

"Okay, then you're officially Zee when you're in this world." Spike says. He walks up to Zee. "Shall we go?"

Zee shrugs. "Sure, why not?"

The two open the door of the library. They walk out, and as soon as they do... "Hello, Spike." a feminine voice says from their right.

"Crap." Spike says. He turns and a white pony with a purple mane is standing in front of him.

"So, are you ready?" Rarity asks. She's wearing a beret and a sweater. She looks at Zee. "Who is this?"

"My name's Zee, and you are?" Zee asks, staring directly at the fashionable pony.

"Rarity, darling. Call me Rarity. Now if you'll excuse us, me and Spike have to go to the movies, don't we?" she says, looking at Spike under half-closed, seductive eyes.

Spike starts walking with Rarity, his pupils turned into pink hearts, when Zee walks up too. He snaps out of his trance when he sees her. "Look, Spike, I can go with you guys! What movie is it?"

"Reservoir Colts. Pretty good drama." Spike says. Rarity puts her hoof over his mouth.

"Why should YOU care? You're not the one he invited."

Spike moves Rarity's hoof. "I have enough bits to afford three tickets AND enough snacks for all of us, Rarity. Don't be an ass." he says. Rarity gasps.

"Wow, that's a badass thing to say to Miss Hoity-Toity." Zee says, chuckling.

"How dare you? Albeit, that was kind of tough... and I like tough guys..." she looks at him again with a seductive look. Spike ignores it this time. He smiles, causing her to frown and pout.

"Well, we might as well go!" he says. He walks in the direction of the recently made Theater, with Rarity and Zee following close behind.

"So, you look just like him," Rarity says, pointing at Spike. "But you're a girl. Is that normal?"

"Yes." Zee says, smiling. She crosses her arms.

"How long have you two... KNOWN each other?"

Zee thinks. "Two years." she lies.

"Really? How come he never talked about you?"

"Oh he probably did, you just weren't listening." Zee says. She gives a coy smile and catches up to Spike. Rarity opens her mouth in an attempt to say something witty, but can't think of anything

Spike was thinking about how beautiful the day was. Sunny, not a cloud in the sky, when suddenly Zee walks up to him. "You know? Your girlfriend back there's kind of a bitch." Zee says. Spike turns to her quickly.

"She's not my girlfriend or a bitch. I'll have you know she's a highly reputable dress maker." Spike says with a nod.

"But no one around here wears clothes except you and her, it seems. And you don't wear dresses."

"Good point."

"How far away is this movie theater of yours?" Zee asks, looking at Spikes face. She thinks to herself, "He IS handsome... Gah, what am I thinking? I'm not a narcissist, needing to look at myself every time I want to make lo- oh, he's talking."

"Oh, not far. Maybe 4 blocks or so." Spike says, smiling.

"Sweet. Can... Uh... Can I ask you something?" Zee says, stopping him.

"Sure, what?"

"Can... Can I kiss you?"

"Wh-what? Kiss me?" Spike asks, stepping back slightly. He looks at Zee, then at Rarity. A blush spreads across his face.

DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER