She's Me, But A Girl?

"Spike? Spiiiiiike? Where are you, mon petit cracheur de feu?" Rarity yells, walking to each door. It reminds Spike of a dream he had had years earlier...

"Experiment 32-B in progress." Spike says under his breath. He gets up.

"What?" Zee whispers.

"Nothing. Stay here." he walks to the door and opens it slowly. Rarity is on the other side of the Library. He exits and walks to where he is directly behind her. "Boo."

Rarity spins around, startled. When she sees Spike, she calms down. "Spike, you scared me." she says, giggling. She then becomes serious. "Look, about the kiss, I'm so sorry. That was an irrational thing for me to do."

"Not the most irrational thing someone's done. I've done WAY more irrational things than that."

"Like what?"

"Falling in love." Spike answers, smiling. He goes to the kitchen and looks for something to drink. "Do you want some tea or lemonade? Coffee maybe?" He yells to Rarity.

"Water, darling." Rarity says. His answer was shocking. Was falling in love really irrational? And who was he talking about? She knew he had had a crush on her since the first day they met, but he wasn't one hundred percent in love with her, she could tell. A childish crush and nothing more. So who was she?

Spike poured a glass of water and a glass of lemonade. He brought Rarity her drink and sat down and drank his. "Exactly what caused you to kiss me?"

Rarity looks up at him. Zee was right, he was handsome. "I... I'm not sure. That Zee girl wanted to kiss you, so I guess I did too." she answers.

"Ah, pangs of jealousy? I understand."

Rarity blushes, but then realizes something. "Where is Zee? Is she staying with you and Twilight?"

Spike freezes. He starts to say, stuttering, "Y-yeah. O-of course she is." He then takes another drink of lemonade.

"What's wrong? You seem... tense. Can I... help?" Rarity says. As she says the last sentence, she walks up to him slowly. She has a coy, seductive look on her face. Spike ignores the look again. He was getting good at that.

"No, I'm not tense. I'm just... a little pissed off that we couldn't go see a movie." he says. She was now directly in front of him.

"Well how about we go see another movie?" Rarity says, a happy look on her face. "I heard 'Fear and Loathing in Las Pegasus' was pretty good."

Spike thought about it. He realized that watching a movie with both of them would let him decide which one he really loved. "Okay. When does it start?"

"10 o' clock. It's two hours long, so we'll be back at midnight." Rarity says.

"What time is it now?"

"Nine."

"Zee, we're going to the movies, want to come?"

"Why not?" Zee says. She gets up and walks into the main room, wearing a black sweater she stole from Spike's dresser. When they're all together, they walk out.

"That was SO awesome!" Zee says, walking out of the theater. She looks at Spike.

"Gonzo is a fucking maniac!" Spike says. He looks at Rarity.

"My favorite part? The scene with the lizards! 'Tell them to get out their bucking golf shoes' is one of the most hilarious lines I've ever HEARD!" Rarity says. She giggles. Spike looks at her with confusion. He had never heard her curse before, and it was kinda... HOT. He shakes that idea out of his head and smiles.

"Look, It's getting late." Spike says to Rarity. "The boutique's way too far away. You're obviously really tired. You'll pass out in the street before you even get close to the door. You can stay at the Library." He looks at Zee. "Keep her from falling asleep while she's walking."

"Okay." Zee says. She puts her arm around Rarity to steady her, and they start walking to the library.

(To all of you idiots who immediately thought "AND THEN THEY FUCKED", GTFO.)