Mm... Is it morning already? Spike thinks to himself, pressing hs face into the pillow. He groans and arches his back, putting his arms forward and stretching in a pose similar to downward dog. His back pops and he returns to lying flat. He flips over and opens his eyes a little. Sun shines through the window, and he growls slightly as he covers his eyes. He sits up and rubs his eyes with his forearm. After a few seconds he uncovers his eyes and looks around the room. The bed he was in was a mess. "Gonna need to make this later." he mutters. He stretches his arms out and yawns, standing up out of the bed. He scratches his head as he walks to the door, where he hears two female voices having an unintelligible conversation on the other side. He raises an eyebrow and walks through the door.

"Look, having boobs isn't great." Zee says, lying down on the couch, playing a JoyBoy. Rarity was beside her, watching her play. "It's nearly impossible to sleep with these in the way," She points at one of her breasts, easily c-cups, "And they get in the way of hugs. Especially with ponies. Their heads are right freaking here." She points to her sternum, between her breasts. Spike feels his face get slightly hot as he watches them talk.

Rarity, with a curiousity akin to a young foal, pokes Zee's left breast with a hoof, eliciting a blush to spread across the dragon's face. "But they're so squishy and soft, I want some!" the alabaster mare exclaims.

Zee looks the mare in the face. "Where would they be? On your stomach?" she asks seriously.

Rarity does a slight pouty face. "But they make great pillows, see?" She puts her head on Zee's boob and gives a soft, happy and content sigh. Zee's blush spreads across her entire face, and she stammers.

"I am e-extremely uncomfortable right now, Rarity. P-please get your head off my tits..." she says softly.

Spike raises his eyebrows. "Yep. I need some coffee." he says, turning and walking to the kitchen.

Spike came into the living room several minutes later with a tray that was holding three mugs, a coffee pitcher, sugar, milk, creamer, and anything else the girls would like in their coffee. "Morning, devochki! I have coffee!"

Zee looks at Spike and smiles. "Oh thank Apollo, I really need some coffee." she says, looking down to the quiet, sleeping mare on her chest. Rarity's light, cute breathing made Spike smile.

"Do you take cream and sugar?" Spike asks.

"One teaspoon of sugar, a fifth of-"

"A fifth of a cup of milk, and half a teaspoon of honey." Spike finishes with a smirk. Zee raises an eyebrow.

"Nice. Glad that we're kinda the same. Helps keep things simple." she says. He hands her a mug filled with coffee and all the other things in it. She takes a sip and smiles. "Perfection."

Spike chuckles and sips from his own mug, setting the tray down on a table. "So, what happened last night?" he asks.

Zee shrugs and sips. "Me, you, and Rarity went into your room and slept, and then me and Rarity woke up at five, saw that you had..." she looks to his crotch for a second and then back to his face. "Well, you know. Sails at full mast, if you catch my meaning." Spike blushed. "So, me and her came in here and I started playing my JoyBoy, and then me and her had a conversation about my boobs. And then she fell asleep on them. Feels... Kinda nice, actually. Her fur is soft."

Spike smiles. "Nice to know." he says softly, taking a swig of his coffee. "When Twilight wakes up, we'll work on finding out why you're here, okay?"

"Okay." Zee smiles and sighs contentedly. "Maybe Dusk and Twilight will fall in love too."

Spike raised an eyebrow and chuckled. "Maybe."

Author's Note

IT'S HAPPENING! :D
Hey, guys! Finally wrote this chapter and I feel great about it! So WOOOO!