Twilight has decided that it's high time to figure out what's going on with Pinkie Pie, and there's only one way to do it!

Author’s Note: This story was inspired by Sub-level 03’s song, “Five Minutes,” from the album Undercover. I suggest you look it up on iTunes, or through their website at http://www.sublevel3.us! Listening to the song and lyrics might give you some idea where the imagery came from. And the rest of the story, for that matter. I quote a few of them in the story, but not the whole thing.

Edit: This story already skirted the edges of Teen, and after Chapter 2 was added? Oh yeah. It's definitely teen now.