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                 WEIRDMAGEDDON-WAR HORSES                  
                     -by Space Kitty-                      
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                      Eye-bat mayhem                       
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Eye-bat mayhem
"HMM, I WONDER WHAT TO DO NOW. PINETREE'S RAN OFF TO MY-HAT-KNOWS-WHERE, STAR-EYE TURNED ON ME, AND MY EYEBATS ARE BORED. I KNOW! HEY, EYEBATS!" Bill said.
The eyebats flapped over.
Bill snapped his fingers, and the eyebats now had feathered wings as well as sharp, stabby horns. "TURN THE CITEZENS OF THIS ✨✨ING USELESS TOWN INTO PONIES INSTEAD OF STATUES! GO, CHANGE!" Bill Cipher shouted out loud.
"I must say, Bill, what you've done to these eye-bats is marvelous! Pinetree is not going to like this!" Discord said, riding an eyebat as it flew by.
"WELL, DISCORD, THE FEARYMID IS ALWAYS OPEN. CHRYSALIS AND MOONIE HAVE JOINED THE FUN. TIREK'S BUSY DESTROYING NEW YORK. THEY'D LOVE TO SEE SOME FAMILIAR TOWNFOLK!" the floating dorito replied.
In a flash, Discord was next to Bill. He dumped a jar of salsa on the triangular demon.
"Heh, Billdip." he said, and then left to go hit on Chrysalis.
"DUMB✨ MOTHA✨✨A." Bill yelled after him.