Hello there, mortals! It is I, Merasmus! Today, I have decided to take up on my Story Telling Spell skills and ruin other's lives for my amusement. This is my first attempt, and I had hacked into Doug's account to send it to FIMfiction so I can get more attention. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Enjoy, mortals; for this story... MAY BE YOUR LAST!