Greetings, ghouls and boys! Our story tonight is for you older children in the audience, you college-aged kids with your crazy ideas! Halloween is just around the corner, and with Halloween there comes the crazy parties and the spooktacular ideas for the next act of great deviancy! But too often do we forget that those beyond this mortal plane have feelings, too!

Oh yes, they do indeed have feelings. And this little tale is about two foolish mares who, in their own horny foolishness, anger and disrespect the vengeful dead... And pay the price with their bodies!

So sit back in those comfy chairs and get your favorite skeletal hand ready, kiddies! For I have a tale of the most naughty kind for you...

I'm sorry if this isn't up to snuff with my usual stuff, fellas. School and theatre kid stuff has really bogged me down, and I've not had a whole lot of time to sit down and write something. I figured I'd put something out for the holiday, so enjoy what I whipped up for your trick-or-treating delight! I might want to write a different story starring Tree Hugger, there are nowhere near enough clopfics featuring her

I hope you fellas enjoy it.