Dragon God of Equestria

by Uncle_Death

Equestria Girls: I got nothing

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PoV: Saber/Kelzahkrii
Location: CHS, front gates
Time: 3:00 P.M after school


I've been waiting in the front gate for Twilight and Scoots. Discord knows where the house is. I was about to start looking for them but I noticed a couple of students at the soccer field. I walked over and saw that it was the mane five and Twilight with Scoots.

As I made my way to them, I was quickly spotted by Pinkie shouting out my name. I sped up to avoid any unwanted attention.

"Hey Pinkie." I greeted her as I sat down on the benches.

"So, Twi fixed your friendship problems?" I said taking out my notebook agian.

"Yeah, I still can't believe that we weren't friends because of one accident." She said, sitting down.

"So, what's going on now then?" I asked as I started to draw.

"Well, Dashie said if Twi wins, she has to help her compete for the crown and if she loses, well you get the idea." She said as she got ready to cheer. I sighed and went back to drawing.


The game ended with Twi losing, I got up and made my way to her with Scootalo in tow. Once we got to her, I put out my hand to help her up, she grabbed the hand and I pulled.

"Sports is definitely not your thing." I said, chuckling a little.

"Shut up." She said to me with a small smile. I then turned to R.D as she made her way to us.

"So, what is that we have to do?" She asked, gaining a confused look from Twilight.

"But I lost." Twi said.

"Yeah but if you want any chance on beating Sunset you need all the help you can get." Dash said. Dash then turned to look at me and recognized me from gym class.

"You're the tough guy from gym." She said, pointing a finger at me.

"Guilty as charged." I said to her. She got closer to me and invaded my personal space.

"How? No one can lift that much without breaking a sweat." She asked me.

"All I can say I ain't no normal guy." I said with a smirk. I turned to Twilight.

"When's the fall formal?" I asked her.

"Tomorrow." Twilight answered.

"Alright then, if you girls are done it's time to head on home." I said, gaining nods of agreement from the girls except Twilight and Scoots. As the rest of the girls bid their farewells, I turned to Twilight and Scootalo.

"Let's go." I said to them, surprising them both.

"Go where?" Scoots asked as I picked her up.

"I have a house not to far from here, I don't use it much but it's always tidy there." I said as i began to walk to my house with Twilight following behind with her back pack.

"How is it that it's always clean, if you don't use it?" Twilight asked me.

"I got my own personal robot servant." I said to them.


We arrived at my house and I could see that Discord was already home. I went up to the door and knocked. The door opened and we were greeted by Mr. Handy.

"Do my optical sensors deceive me? Master Richard, is that really you?" Handy asked.

"Yes Mr. Handy it's me and I brought guests, so do be kind to them." I said as we walked inside and saw that a few items were just lazily flouting around. Mr. Handy flew in front of me.

"Have you finally found someone that has stolen your heart?" He asked teasingly about Twilight. I blushed at his accusation and shook my head.

"N-no, she's just a friend." I said to him. For some reason, it hurt when I said that me and Twilight were just friends but I don't know why.

"Hmmhm, right. Anyway, I should probably make sure that Gutsy is still locked up, you know how he can get when he's loose." Handy said before hovering towards the basement door, he opened it and went inside.

'Do I like her?' I thought as i made my way back to Twi and Scootalo. I found them sitting at the couch in the living room.

"Saber, how come with all your power, you can't just poof the crown back to Twilight?" Scootalo asked me, making Twilight remember about my abilities as she helped Spike out of her bag.

"Two reasons: the first reason is that if I use to much power, I will die. This body can't handle the amount of power I normally use back home. The second being that by making the crown appear will use up to much of my power. Why you may ask, because the crown is the element of magic, meaning I have to use a lot of my power." I said as I sat down next to Scoots.

"But you're a god. Gods doen't die." Twilight said a s she turned to look at me.

"I have the powers of a god but that doesn't make me un-killable." I said, while turning on my old PS3 and started to play Battlefield 4.


PoV: Twilight
Location: Sabers house, EQG universe


After Saber began playing whatever that thing is called, I began thinking about my time being here.

'This world is basically a mirrored what if world. This worlds version of my friends hated each other for one thing Sunset did to each of them. And then there is that possibility that I might be falling for Saber.' I thought to myself.

I was taken out of my thoughts by Scootalo.

"Twilight? Are you okay?" I heard Scootalo say. I turned to her.

"I'm fine, I was just thinking." I said to her, she then turned back to watch Saber play. The game he's seems very violent for a filly her age to be watching.

"Twilight you don't seem alright to me. Is there something going on that I missed?" I heard Spike asked to my right.

"I think I might be falling in love with Saber." I whispered to him.

"That's it? And here I thought it was a big deal." He said as he laid down on me.

"Well it is a big deal for me. This never really happend to me before, and this doesn't feel like a crush." I said to him.

"Maybe you should ask Cadence when we get back." He said as he got up and went to see Saber.


PoV: Saber/Kelzahkrii
Location: EQG house
Time: 8:00 P.M


I've been playing for hours until Handy came in telling us that dinner was served at six. After we all ate dinner, I went and did our homeworks for history class.

It took me two hours to finish it. When I was done, I went to tell everyone that it was time to go to bed. I guided Twilight, Scoots and Spike to my old room.

"My bed should be big enough for the three of you, I'll be downstairs on the couch if you need me." I said to them. Twilight was about to reject on taking my room.

"It's fine Twilight, you girls and Spike can have it." I said as I was about to walk back downstairs.

"Hey Saber." I heard Twilight say. I turned to her.

"You want to go with me to the fall formal?" She asked with a blush forming on her cheeks.

"I would love to." I said with a smile before I went downstairs. Once downstairs, I went to the couch, lied down and went to sleep.


Time: 7:00 A.M


I've waken up by a robotic arm shaking me around.

"Sir, it is time to get up." I heard Mr.Handy say as he shook me awake.

"I'm up, I'm up." I said as I swatted his arm away and got up. I stretched my back, popping a few times and made my way upstairs to my room. I went in my room and saw that the girls and Spike were still sleeping, I went towards Scoots and shook her.

"Huh?" I heard Scoots say as she was waking up.

"Time to get up Scootalo." I said to her as i walked over to Twilights side and started to shake her, resulting in her hitting me in the face.

"Ah!?" She yelled as she woke up and saw that I was holding my nose in pain.

"Damn Twi, you punch hard." I said as I healed my nose, trying not use as much as my abilities.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you!" She shouted out as she got up and went to check the damage but found that it was being healed.

"It's fine really but damn you got a strong punch." I said to her with a smile.

After she kept apologizing for a while, went downstairs to the kitchen for some breakfast and found Discord eating some AppleJacks. I grabbed some frozen waffles and put them in the toaster. After the waffles were done, I served Twi and Scoots waffles on plate and gave it to them. For Spike though, I had to make him some meat and after telling him that he needs to as a dog, ate it. I then served my waffles, sat down and ate.

After I finished eating, I went back upstairs to change clothes. I put on a black t-shirt with theAvenge Sevenfold logo on it, a pair of dark blue jeans and a grey hoody with black sleeves and the made some other clothes for Twi and Scoots. For Twilight another uniform and for Scoots an orange shirt with the anarchy symbol and black jeans. I made my way back downstairs, then gave the girls their new clothes and told them to go back to the room and change.


After the girls came back downstairs, I told Discord not to be late for school or else, then began walking to school.

On the way, the people who remembered me walked by while greeting me. It didn't take us to long to arrive, when we entered through the gates we saw the mane five waiting by the door. We sped up to see what was going on.

"Hey girls, is something wrong?" Twi asked. They lead us towards the gym and told me that while I was in class, they were busy decorating the gym for the fall formal. When we arrived at the gym however, what I saw looked like a fucking mini-tornado passed by.

"What the actual fuck!?" I shouted at no one in particular. We then heard Vice-principal Luna call out for Twilight, making me remember what I had to do. While Twilight was going to the office, I went to the room with the copy-machine and found photos of Twilight playing soccer with Dash and next to it was a Photoshoped version of the picture, making Twilight look like she was the one that destroyed the decorations.

After I grabbed the photos, I started to run towards the office, passing by Discord. I stopped to see that Discord decided to wear his mismatched outfit, then I started to run again.

When I made it to Lunas office, I opened the door and gave her the photos and quickly sat down before I fell to the floor. 'I hate it when my legs go numb' I thought as I was catching my breath.

"It appear that I have to have a little talk with Ms.Shimmer." Luna said as she walked out of the office in search for Sunset. I turned to Twilight with a smile.

"It seems I got here just in time." I said as I got up and started to regain feeling to my legs.

"Thank you, if you didn't show up in time, she would've gotten me expelled." She said, giving me a small hug.

"Come on, we got some fixing to do." I said to her as I stopped the hug and started to walk back to the gym.


Author's Note

Luna: age 28

Here ya go. That headache is finally gone, meaning I'll be able to do more chapters and be able to concentrate yay. The tittle may change if I can come up with something, if not, well...FUCK YOU~

Also the reason I put in Mr.Handy and Battlefield in this chapter is because I fucking love those games. So enjoy this picture of the wanderer.

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