PoV: Saber/Krelzahkrii
Location: Ponyville
Time: 10:30 A.M. thirty minutes after leaving the cave

I've spent an entire millennia planning ways to stop the invading Griffin armies, killed countless of my own kind and babysat Celestia and Luna but what I'm doing know is the most annoying thing possible!

As soon as we left the cave, Twilight wouldn't stop asking me questions. I answered the first two fucking hundred and started to say random bullshit until we finally made it to the nearest town but that didn't stop her. I grabbed her by the shirt and pulled her up a few inches off the ground.

"My God woman!? Don't you ever shut up!?" I shouted as my left I was twitching. She now noticed that she has been asking me way to many questions by noticing my behaviour. I put her back down on the ground and proceeded to hit my head reapedeatly on the nearest trees.

"Sorry!"Twilight shouted. I looked at her, signaling to give me a second and hit my head on the tree again. I heard Pinkie laughing out loud.

"Come on. I want to see Discord before I go insane...again." I said as I began to walk again to the town.

"He should be at my Cottage." Fluttershy said as she flew next to me. I noticed Twilight was about to ask me another question but I stopped by grabbing a stick and threaten to hit myself again with a very serious look on my face.

After a while the rest of the girls headed off their separate ways. Me and Fluttershy finally made it to her house. Fluttershy opened the door and was greeted by a lot of animals. 'Questions for later.' I thought to myself as I saw a familiar chaotic being float in.

"Hello Fluttershy! How was the trip?" He asked, not noticing me.

"We managed to find what we were looking for." She answered.

"Really now? Pray tell, could you tell me what it was?" He asked her while materializing a chair out of nowhere.

"What don't you ask me, you son of a bitch." I said to him gaining his attention. When he looked at me, he looked confused until he noticed my eyes then he had a look of pure fear and started to walk back and ended up against the wall.

"How?" Was all he could say. I put a clawed hand in my chest in mock hurt.

"Is that the way you greet your father? Oh woe is me, my son, the one who has cursed me into eternal slumber doesn't care about his father." I said as I put an arm on my head as I fainted on a couch then got back up.

"You have got a lot a fucking nerves to do that. Now I'm going to ask you one thing." I said as I walked closer to him and went close enough to his ear.

"Why?" I said with my demonic voice. Fluttershy stood back in shock over the revelation. Discord started sobbing in fear.

"I don't know, okay!? I just don't know." He said as he looked down in shame.

"Do you know how much it hurt to know, that my son has cursed me?" I asked him as my eyes turned into regular ones and started tearing up.

"I felt like I failed you, that I didn't give you the love you deserved and sleeping for two millennia has been a living hell for me, re-living those memories, re-living your betrayal, it hurt, it really did." I said letting loose a few tears.

"I'm sorry!" He sobbed out as he grabbed hold of me in a hug, sobbing on my shoulder. We spent five minuted like that until he finally calmed down. Fluttershy had the look of realization for some reason.

"Wait if Discord's your son and the princesses are your nieces, that means..." she trailed off as her eyes grown in surprise.

"Yes, I'm Celestia and Lunas cousin. Surprise!" He said, shooting confetti out of his wrists.

"Come on, we need to go.see your cousins." I said to him as he snapped his fingers cleaning up the mess, I snapped my finger causing it to come back and for a broom, I then gave him the broom.

"Clean it up without magic. You rely on it way too much." I said as I walked outside, I turned my head in time to see him about to snap his fingers and took his magic, put in a bottle and gave it to Fluttershy.

"Give him back his magic after he cleans up." I said to her, gaining a nod and a small smile from her.

After that I walked outside, changed into my dragon form, spread my wings and took off to the castle. It feels great to be out and about again after all these years.

After a while I finally made it to the palace and landed on the courtyard, alerting all the guards in the vicinty.

"What is a dragon doing here!?" Said guard number one.

"I don't know, should we ask him?" Asked guard number two.

"Dude, it's a dragon, they're too dumb to talk." said guard number three and you're out.

"Well then, that's not very nice to say." I said my regular dragon voice.

"It can talk!?" Said an unnamed guard. Sorry no numbers left for anybody else.

"Well of course I can, dibshit." I said insulting the guard. He turned to me about tp insult me back but remembered that I'm a dragon. After a few minutes of me insulting the guards, Shining Armor showed up.

"What is going on here and what is that thing doing here!?" He shouted pointing at me. I sat down, grabbed him and pulled him into eye level.

"Listen Fuck-face, I don't have time for you shit, I need to see Celestia and Luna now." I said giving extra emphasis on now. I put him back on the ground and watched as he went to get Celestia and Luna.

After a couple of minutes of waiting, I summoned a pack of cards, a table and four seats. Three random guards went ahead and sat down ready to play as I changed back into a Kirin and sat down.

After thirty minutes of card playing, Shining came back with Celestia and Luna.

"Now Shining, where's the dragon?" Celestia asked, noticing me playing cards with a couple of guards.

"What!? He was just here minutes ago!?" He shouted as I signaled the guards to keep quiet and watched Shining embarrass himself in front of Celestia while Luna was trying hard not laugh.

As he screamed at the air in frusration, I played my cards and had a royal flush causing the other players to throw their cards at the table.

"GG!" I yelled out in victory as the guards stood up from their chairs and left. I got up and took away the table and chairs, then set the cards in fire.

"Now then. Are you going to greet your Uncle or am I going back to sleep again?" I asked them as they walked up to me and gave me hug. After the hug was done I turned over to Shining.

"Dude, I've been in front of your face the entire fucking time, playing poker." I said to him as he realized I am the dragon.

"How!? Only unicorns and Alicorns could cast spells like that!" He shouted at me.

"Chill out man. You need to catch up on who I am to know how I did this." I said to him.

"Why should I?" he asked me as he got up in my face.

"Uncle Saber, come on we must bring you up to speed on what has happened during your absence." Said Celestia behind me. I turned to her and saw a faint smile. I taught her well in the art of trolling.

"Be right with you." I said as I looked at my wrist with a watch on it. 'Three, two, one' I thought as Discord popped in.

"Now we can go." I said as I began walking to the palace.

I managed to reunite with my son and got an explanation from him. I just need to be there for him now more than ever, now that I'm back and to teach Tirek not to fucking disobey the rules of Tartarus.

Author's Note

Boom! Another one.