PoV: Kelzahkrii/Saber
Location: Canterlot
Status: Being yelled at by guards for being a dragon

Not long after I landed in Canterlot, a dozen guards came by to 'detain' the dragon that is 'loose' in Catnterlot. Now, I'm just making my way to the palace with the guards behind me at all times.

"You sure we are not just making it angry?" I heard a guard ask, I stopped and turned to them.

"Seriously, now you realized that?" I asked as they raised their spears. I grabbed one of the spear and snapped it in half.

"I suggest you don't do that." I said as I turned back and started walking again.

When I finally arrived at the gates to the palace, the guards, of course, wouldn't let me through until I made them reconsider, with a demonstration involving my fist and the gate. When I finally got in, I asked a servant it shecould take me to the throne room, she led me to the doors and went back to work.

I saw a line on the front door, a whole lot of nobles and some regular ponies. I made my way through the line, the nobles aren't really pleased with me cutting in line and started shouting at me, threatening that they could make my life a living hell and shit like that.

"The nobles here make me sick, plus I'd rather not be in the same room as you pricks." I said as I opened the door and went inside.

When I entered, I saw that Celestia was in the middle of hearing out a White stallion with a blonde mane and tale and a cutie mark of a blue rose. They haven't really noticed me yet, so I spread my wings and flew over to Tia.

"Morning Celestia." I said as I landed next to her throne. The stallion saw me and started calling for the guards, I could see that Tia really doesn't like him.

"Something wrong?" I asked the prick.

"Of course I have a problem! Aunty, who is this peasent and what is he doing here!?" He said while I was trying to resist the urge to blast him.

"Blueblood, I would like you to meet my uncle Saber." She said gesturing to me.

"How is this filth a part of the family?" He asked, while staring daggers at me. I flipped him off, causing him to gasped.

"How dare you!? Do you know who I am!?" He shouted.

"Oh I know! An asshole!" I shouted, gaining a giggle from Tia and some laughter from the guards in the room.

"I'm Prince Blueblood! Learn my name for you are beneath me!" He shouted back.

"A prince above me? Hmm, Nah." I said as I sat on the arms rest of the throne.

"And why not?" He asked me.

"Because of this." I said, flicking the air causing the annoying prick to fly away as if he was kicked out.

"And he's out out of here!" I shouted as I got up and made my own chair. I looked back at Celestia and gave her a toothy smile.

"That was mean and you know it." She said, motioning a guard to let in another one.

"I'll keep quiet but if they ask for something stupid, I'm kicking them out my way." I said to her, gaining a nod from her.

"You see you're highness, that's why us nobles should pay less taxes then the commoner." The noble said as he put away his papers in his suitcase.

Celestia looked at me, motioning me to do something about him. I rolled my eyes and snapped my fingers, making a canon that shoots the words Denied out and fired.

This other noble came in, asking to remove the homeless out of the shelter so he could build a club. Celestia and me didn't agree with the Stallion. I summoned a Spectral Dragon knight and ordered him to chase out the noble.

The doors opened again, we were both expecting another noble but what came through was a young earth pony colt of twelve years. He stopped just in front of the steps and bowed.

"Your highness, I came here to ask for your help. My mother is badly ill, but we just don't have the bits for a visit to the hospital. So I beg you, please help us." He said looking at Celestia.

"I'm sorry little one but I can't help you." She said, making the colt look down in sadness.

"But I do know somepony who can." She said, looking at me with a small smile. I nodded and got up from my seat and walked down to the colt.

"Take me to your mother, and I'll see what I need to do." I said to him. The colt looked up at me with a teary smile started leading me to his home.

When we got out of the palace, I asked him were he lived. He said that he lives in a farm just a few miles out of Canterlot.
"Hop on." I said to him as I spread my wings. He did as I told him and we flew of to his home.

It took us about fifteen minutes to arrive at his home, as we landed I remembered that I forgot to ask for his name.

"Hey kid, what's your name?" I asked the little colt as he got off my back.

"My names Shadow Step, my parents say I'm light on my hoofs." He said as he showed me his cutie mark on his shoulder. It was a set of transparent footprints.

"Sweet." I said, opening the door and walked inside.

"Come on, Mom's this way." He said as he went upstairs with me in tow.

We got upstairs and he lead me to the door on the left. When I went in the room, I saw that the the colts mother was worse than I thought but that didn't mean that I couldn't help. The mare had a very pale coat, due to her illness.

I walked up to her and checked for any infections or swelling and found nothing. I snapped my fingers and some healing ingredients, and started to make a healing potion. After the potion was done, I gently taped the mare on her shoulder, waking her up. When she saw me, she started panicking, thinking that I was here to end her life or something. Shadow came in, calmed her down and told her she needed to drink the potion.

As the mare drank the potion, her color started to return. After she was done drinking it, she got to see if she could stand, then hugged her son.

"Thank you so much for this. Is there anything we could do to repay you?" The mare asked, turning to me with a smile.

"Nope, you don't need to repay for anything." I said as I made my way back downstairs.

When I made downstairs, I saw a stallion enter with some groceries in hand and noticed me. I raised my hands up and continued to walk out. As soon as I was outside, I took to the skies, flying back to Canterlot.

When Canterlot was in sight, I decided to teleport inside the throne room. So I snapped my fingers, causing me to go on a fucking drug trip and appear back at the throne room.

"Gah! My eyes they fucking hurt!" I said as I was using both my hands to block my eyes in pain.

When the pain was gone and I opened my eyes, I saw that Celestia was standing on top of me trying not to laugh at my pain.

"Shut up." I said, clamping her muzzle with my hand. After I got up, I noticed some other noble here, and they look mad as hell.

"I'm not sitting through this again." I said dusting myself off and turning to Celestia.

I snapped my fingers, making a button to appear and gave it to Tia.

"This for getting rid if those pesky nobles." I whispered to her, making her giggle at the sight of another humiliated noble.

"Is Cadenza still around or did she go back to the empire?" I asked her.

"She went back to the Crystal empire, but I heard that she's planning to invite Twilight and her friends over tomorrow, maybe you should go?" She said.

"Sure, then I could see how the empire is doing and spend some time with Cadenza." I said to her.

I walked to the middle of the throne, flipped every one off and teleported back to Ponyville. I cause to much pain to mysefl by doing this! I thought to myself as I went on another drugtrip. Fun fact: I'm epileptic and going through a wrap tunnel full of all the fucking colors of a rainbow.

Author's Note

Boom, done!