The Epic of Diamond Fang

by D-Pyro C

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Dark
Length: 1809

My name is Diamond Fang the Wize my friends and family either call me Diamond or D-Wize. Use whichever you like, and I should probably get this out the way. My father is Discord and he calls me Anarchy. I am a proud Diamond Wolf! Not a Diamond Dog!

My name is Diamond Fang the Wize my friends and family either call me Diamond or D-Wize. Use whichever you like, and I should probably get this out the way. My father is Discord and he calls me Anarchy. I am a proud Diamond Wolf. Not a Diamond Dog! A Diamond Wolf I will rip your fucking bloody throat out if you call me a diamond dog! I will accept being called a draconequus though since I am both.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-02 07:10:01 UTC

Prologue (That Fuck Shit!)

My name is Diamond Fang the Wize. Weird name for a human, right? Well it’s because I’m not. Or at least I wasn’t until my douchebag of a father, Discord, turned me into one.

I am a Diamond Wolf. Don’t get it twisted. We are not Diamond dogs! We are faster, stronger, and bigger than our Equestrian counter parts. We also have five claws or as you humans like to call them fingers. Diamond Dogs, heh more like Diamond mutts. A total disgrace to K9 kind. But Diamond Wolves we are of a nobler breed.

We hail from beyond the northern borders of Equestria in the Great Glaciers, also known as the Wolven Mountains. It is a cold place with few delicious gems.

So how do we feed you ask? We hunt of course! Dragons, griffins, deer, steel ponies, yacks. We do not care. They are all food to us. If you have a problem with that, you’ve obviously never starved!

You’ve never had to wonder where your next meal will come from. You don’t know the pain of your organs eating themselves! But enough about my kin let me tell you some more about myself.

My mother’s name was Silver Moon. She was as beautiful as the full moon itself. She was named after her beautiful silver coat that reflected and shined in the moonlight. Her beautiful silver coat turned pink at the top of her head. It then feathered out into spikey silver and pink streaks, which went all the way down her back to her tails tip. Which was entirely pink.

Diamond Wolves have heavier and thicker coats than diamond dogs. Our coats are insulated to keep us warm during harsh winters. Our coats get thicker and longer around our heads, throats, chest, and tails. In other words along with our thick coats we also have hair or manes which tend to be the same color as our tail tips.

I am happy that I got my mother’s beautiful silver eyes. She was the Alpha of the Whit Claw pack. The strongest pack. She was the First and Last female alpha. From my conception came her fall and the death of the white claw pack. An entire den of noble diamond wolves wiped out by a damn lust dragon.

Why you ask or are you asking how? The answer to both questions is simple. Discord. My “father” decided to possess a lust dragon and then used it to rape my mother. He killed any wolves that tried to get in his way.

Why you ask? Because, he wanted her to give birth to a being of absolute chaos.  ME!

So now let me describe myself. My coat is blacker than night.  Hell, it’s blacker than sin. My hair or mane is a mix of purples. Think of purple fire and you got the gist of it. In my normal form I’m about 6’5” give or take. around eye level with Celestia. In my draconequus form I look a lot different I still look like a diamond wolf just bigger.  They use to call me the Demon Wolf.

Anyway, a few hundred years later he hooks up with Celestia and they have a pup of their own. My father always did prefer females with pink hair. “Snorts” so do I. So I wasn’t surprised.

That’s how my brother Disarray was born. But I’m getting side tracked.

You're probably asking if a lust dragon is what raped your mom, why is it that you call Discord your father? Well that’s simple it’s because I’m technically a draconequus.

How you ask? Its simple draconequus or draconequui are creatures of chaos. They live, breathe, and eat chaos. Because of this, they are normally made from a bunch of mix-matched parts. So am I.

I have the body of a diamond wolf. The blood of a dragon. The magic of a draconequus. And as of recent, I have the brain and thinking capacity of the most chaotic creatures to ever exist. Humans!

I fit the description of a draconequus perfectly. You see, blood may be thicker than water. But, water can dilute blood. Your magical signature though, will never change. It will be passed down from father to son and mother to daughter.

I inherited Discord, and Silver Moons Magical signatures.

Now then, every creature’s magical signature is unique to them. You can tell a lot about a creature from their magical signature. The way they live, who their parents are, what is their, and their parent’s magical affinity, and so on. So while I inherited Snaggletooth’s blood which makes me magic resistant. I did not inherit anything similar to his magical signature.

Why you ask? I do not know. I would have to ask Discord to find out and I don’t feel like getting a headache.

If you didn’t know, we draconequui are the embodiments of a universal concept. Which we are often named after. I am the embodiment of Anarchy. So my Father named me Anarchy. But, I prefer the name my mother chose.

Interesting fact Diamond Wolves literally embody the element of loyalty. Which is why I hate Diamond Dogs. No loyalty just greed they sell their own just to live another day. They enslave other races because they are too lazy to dig for themselves. The majority of them are trash! Not all of them, just most of them. After all there are some noble packs that do know the thrill of the hunt.

So I am a being of chaos who lives and breathes anarchy yet in the core of my being, I am loyal to my friends and those I call family funny right. Such mix matching concepts. It’s deliciously chaotic!

Anyway, around my 500th birthday, my father remembered who he was and went to spread chaos. At this point in time me and Disarray where pretty close. I guess as close as beings of chaos can be. This happened because Celestia and him had a disagreement. He didn’t want to tell me why, and I really didn’t care. He was family and that’s all I needed to know. So, I let him use my den whenever he felt like it.

One day he just poofs into my cave and says “Diamond my dear loving sweet brother our father has gone too far!  Join me in my quest to put an end to his wicked ways.”

So you know what I did, I laughed at him! Because the shit was funny! At least to me.

Now obviously I went with him. Why? To cause anarchy. I mean literally! Overthrowing the current ruler of Equestria is the definition of anarchy.

Of course I wanted to wipe that smug grin off his face too. I wanted to show him what true chaos is. No, I wanted to show Discord absolute chaos. The type of Chaos he could only dream of creating. So I went with him.  Besides, at that point in time, I only had 2 family members left. Discord & Disarray it didn’t hurt that I like to kill things as well so I saw no reason why I shouldn’t go. I get to hang out with Disarray see Discord (father) before I rip out his throat. It’s a win, win. So we left.

If I had known then, that would have been my last time in or seeing my den, I would have eaten that dragon egg I found. But Disarray wanted it for some reason so I gave it to him I have no idea what he did with it though. But that’s beside the point.

There is one thing I hate about my brother and father.  They love to talk! So when we finally found our father what did we do?  They Fucken talked for like 5 hours. I think. I zoned them out at some point and I didn’t zone back in until the fighting started.

To make a long story short, Disarray was turned into a ball. This wouldn’t have happened if, he was magic resistant like me. But, he’s not. So it was pretty funny watching him bounce away.

I have admit, it was pretty hard fighting the urge to chase him in his new ball prison (What? I am one of Discords pups after all!).

So then it was just me and Father. He was shocked to see me, which brought a smile to my face. But as I said he likes to listen to himself talk, so what does he do?  He fucken talks. He just stops the fight and starts talking again which pissed me off! And what made it worse is he actually started to lecture me!

I MEAN BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS JUST FIGHT ME!

Any way after telling him I was there to replace him and usher in an era of absolute chaos, He laughed and then said “Oh my dear child do you want to see a world of absolute chaos? Because, I can send you there if you want. It will be fun, and I know you’ll enjoy yourself. You are my favorite after all. But do try and get back before the games begin.”

I only had time to say “What?” Then he literally flung me into another dimension. He stripped me of most of my magic and altered my form. And then sent me to Earth. Which is some Fuck Shit. But it’s the only Fuck Shit that he ever did right. Sending me here was the only father like thing he’s ever truly done. And I’ll thank him after I break his fucking jaw and make a necklace out of the only fang he has.

I love and hate you humans because you redefined anarchy for me. Hell you even redefined war! I’ve never seen battle fields with so much blood and death! With bodies stacked like mountains. Yet, you MUTTS see it every day! And it’s because of that, that I understand why my father likes your species.

What I don’t get is why your bodies are so frail. I mean a bee can literally kill you humans. But, what you don’t have in strength, you make up for in ingenuity. You have made weapons that are powerful enough to blow up not just your world but anything that you don’t like.

And truthfully, if it’s between humans and diamond dogs, I’m choosing the mutts every time. Yawl are far worse than any diamond dog could ever be. But you can be just as nice, if not nicer than ponies.

But none of that mattered. The only thing that did matter was the fact that I’m going to kick Discords scaly ass. When I find my way back I swear Father, you will regret the day you sent me to this hell hole. And this is where our story truly begins.