Sillen

by John_Wheel

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Octavia, Mare Do Well
Length: 1292

A collaborative fanfic

This is a collaborative fic written by three guys that have English as their second language (at best) in a gdoc while stepping in each other words after reading too many parodies. And I'm the one submitting it because I got the short straw.

Published 2012-06-02 05:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-02 05:24:02 UTC

Chapter 1

Sillen

(Because we (more on to that later) don’t know how to spell Silent Ponyville and thought it was a good idea to write a fic with that name)

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a collaborative fanfic written in a gdoc by Fadri, Efimero and John Wheel at the same time while improvising. You know, maybe there’s a word that make manatee no sense whatsoever. That means that two (no, three, you don’t know how to count, Fadri) authors wrote at the same time.

Octavia was Pinkie sister
because
because she was gray
and has a straight mane
which was also gray
and dark and stormy, like a certain night that maybe is relevant to this story.
Because this is a dark story. Dark as the darkest black honey made by the shadow bee-wisps in the Everfree Forest. You know, because the Everfree Forest is Dark.
This story is about honey, by the way. You can make your own honey at home, we’ll talk about that in the next chapter.
That honey was the favourite of Pinkie Pie, because made the sweetests treats in all of Ponyville. This is apropriate since Pinkie is Octavia’s cousin. The Cakes were really jealous of her, like a very Jealous McJealousy, because their children prefered the baked goods made by Pinkie than the ones that their lovely parents baked for them with a lot of love and regular sugar.
Octavia aslo liked honey. She liked homey so much she amost enjoyed it too much.
Nobody in Ponyville expected ehat was about to hapen except Pinkey Pie because she kenw what she was about to do just thatimmediate moment.
So, Pinkie ate too much honey or something, but it was dark honey, and she wasn’t able to digest all that darkness.
And it was dark so the darness grow and grow in the night. Like two peas in a dark pod.
She was afraid.
In every corner she could see shadowy shadows, shadows of maybe... a dentists. That’s like the worst monster ever. She knew it because she saw Little Shop of Horrors to protagonize Little Sugar Cube of Horrors (Hello, reference to Pen Stroke! Happy it’s not Nyx? (It’s not like anypony has read that fic anyway)). Anyway, the movie, that is like a documentary or something, teach the pink mare that dentist are natural sadist that like to torture young sugarlovers while singing. The song part is okay, but it doesn’t compensate the painfull extraction of teeths.
And teeth is what this story is about. So Pinkie had eaten the teeth honey and her eeyes were dark. She could see through the “other realm” and into the void, and then she shaw the three animals of shining.
She tried to stop crying whit the power of magic.
But she was not a princess, so she couldn’t. Luckily, princess Candanse was there, dancing. She was wearing a magnificient tower of tiaras. It was reposing in a convenient car, a pile of fifty tiaras could break the neck of the royal alicorn (by the way, you can tell this is a good fic because there isn’t alicorns OCs, Candanse is canon). I like to write it like “Candanse” because sounds better. said Cadanze.
You have to leave, she said, to the (she had eaten the dark honey so she had to eaeve) other realm and find the cure.
Rarity had made the best pies at her home, but she had to eat them alone.
At the other side of the room, the third elephant cryed in sadness. He didn’t want to leave his family alone.
It was a family matter after all. Everypony wanted to be togheter.
Did we tell that Octavia was Pinkie’s aunt? She was because she married Pinkie’s aunt back before the story began.
But I digress. Let me come back over to the “mane” story which features Pinkie Pie in her fight against the dominion of the dark forces hidden in her delightful honeypot. Manatee.
It was dark, so dark. She could not see at all. It was as dark as the skin of a certain pony called Nyx. She could she nothing around she.
But nobody understood what was going on so they left her Alone in the Dark.
Now probably you think that we can’t write because anymore because we used the word so many times that is burned by now. But we have an homongous stash of “because” because we like to be ready to write serious fics in a profesional way.

CHAPTER 2: The revenge of the sad elephant.
It was a colorful, happy day in Ponyville in the middle of a dark and stormy night, like certain mane of certain mare that was mentioned before (this is called foreshadowing), except for the sad elephant crying in a corner
It was an elephant and not a sipder bacouse spiderses are disgusting and i dont like them so it was an elephand.
You know what? We need mor shipping.
Pinkie and Octavia were fillyfriends. And family. Because incest.
“What do you think you are doing, little ladys?” Asked the patriarchal rock farmer of the Pie family. “Some sort of endogamy? In a farm clan?” And so, the shipping was officially explained.
They were merrily stroking each others manes and looking at the window. Pinkie’s hart raced with the deep emotions of sharing his most intimate diary entries with Octavia.
Her father looked at them both and enjoyed the beautifoul mares he had created. The two little fillies decided that this needed a celebration, so sheses went out to eat an icecream.
Then he joined them to eat the dessert.
They read on Pinkies newfond ability to make the best panties. Cakes and ballons were his trade. She had earned her cuti mark.

CHAPTER 2: The revenge of the sad elepahnt.
After that, Rarity saved them all from the elephant. The elefant was trying to flood Equestria with tears to kill all the ponies. Except the pegasus, that simply can migrate to the clouds. And the seaponies, for obvious reasons (we don’t want to insult the intelligence of our readers).

Note of Translator: You can make honey taking the honeycombs and putting it to rest in a bowl to let the honey be poured into it. (Don’t think of making PS jokes here I know that and it’s not funny)

Let’s see what happense in the future of this story:

Octavia was also Mare-Do-Well, and when she took her mask, it was revealed to be Pinkie herself. And she played the cello, because that’s what Octavia does.
Pinkie lost an eye because the dark honey bees. They are bad, and dark, and sometimes they take eyes because of that. And then, the eyes becomes parasprites. One of the parasprites had a little horn. But we will know more about this little OC parasprite alicorn in the sequel of Sillen. We can’t put an alicorn OC now, we promised it.
But no, Pinkie Pie did not lose an eye. That’s too sad. She could heal it in the end and she was well. Don’t think it was like permanent because that is horrible.

THE END.

CHAPTER 2: The elephant strikes again

The elephant now wasn’t sad, it was angry! Angry with rage because the benevolents ponies didn’t let him be sad and cry until every pony that wasn’t a pegasus or a sea atrocity died.

And we stopped here because we reached the thousand words limit and it was getting dumber anyway. Only it’s not dumb, it’s the best there is.

Note of Translator: Don’t forget that there will be a sequel. As real as the Purple Pussy printed book. It’s titled: Sillen: As real as it gets like the Purple Pussy book.