Being a human in Equestria isn't all bad, I have a good job as a clarinetist (someone who plays the clarinet) and instrument repair man because I have fingers that can do things more precises than unicorn magic. I have plenty of friends, like Princess Twilight, the other three princesses, and a whole cast of other ponies and a pretty nice home, rather, mansion. and the ability to paint amazing pictures and tell wonderful stories.
Being the only person in Equestria named Matthew, and the only human, has it's
disadvantages. I'm different. I have to make my own clothes. I'm now vegetarian.
Well, I still have plenty of adventures and such. In general, my life is pretty good. Maybe I won't leave.

this story has been canceled and will be replaced with a different story

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More characters than listed.
Rated teen for talking about sex, and swearing