In a lush green countryside birds were singing, foals laughed and frolicked in the beautiful sunshine. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky and there were more rainbows in the sky than usual today, several dozen said rainbows were scattered throughout the sky.
Short equine creatures, of all colors of the rainbow, who possessed large forward facing eyes, some of them had a horn on their head, others had wings and some had neither. Said equines went about their business in a medieval like town
Though, this medieval like town had a majority of thatched houses, but unlike other medieval towns it wasn’t a stinking shit hole. It actually was very clean and had many modern appliances, like; electricity, running water and bathrooms.
Sat upon a small pile of hay, outside what appeared to be a cafe, there was a small, purple winged horse with a horn atop her forehead.
She looked anxious, if the repeated tapping of her hooves and the sweat on her forehead was anything to go by.
"Oh… what’s taking my meal so long?" she shouted, eyes darting quickly from side to side.
Fortunately, a dark brown bird creature known as a griffon, who had a large fancy mustache with a chef’s hat atop his head soon came along. Held in one clawed hand there was a plate, atop it there was two, bulking thick slices of white bread. In the bread was a bloody, juicy big steak with mushroom and onions and it was smothered in tomato ketchup.
"Your steak sandwich, madam," he spoke in a very posh accent.
"Thank you sir," she spoke joyfully, beaming up at him warmly.
Without a word the griffon placed the sandwich upon the table and left.
The mare grabbed the sandwich with her two hooves. She sniffed the lovely aroma coming from the steak sandwich, before she licked her lips. Then she stuck out her tongue, to give the meat within the sandwich a playful lick.
This pony was Princess Twilight Sparkle, who recently developed a fondness for meat, much to the disdain from many of her fellow ponies, several of which gave her a harsh glare as they passed by, due to seeing her eat such a sandwich.
She unleashed a lustful moan upon her tongue making contact with the sandwich. She then opened her mouth wide as she lowered her head toward the sandwich.
However, just when she was about to take a bite out of the sandwich there was a powerful gush of wind along with the sound of flapping wings as an all too familiar, massive, towering alabaster pony had landed hard upon the ground, the impact from her powerful hooves created large craters in the earth beneath her.
Twilight screamed in horror as the sandwich fell from her hooves, but fortunately she flashed her horn just in time, wrapping the sandwich in a lavender glow and held it a mere inch from touching the ground, thus saving it from a terrible fate.
With an angry growl she turned to face the white alicorn, who was giggling happily with a hoof over her mouth, along with a human mounted on her bareback. Said human was you, who merely wore a pair of sunglasses along with black boxers and nothing else. Thankfully, you didn’t look anything like those humans Twilight saw at the other side of the portal mirror.
"You nearly made me lose my steak sandwich!?" she shouted, glaring daggers at you two.
You ignored Twilight as you raised your right hand high, before giving Celestia’s flank a hard slap, which caused her to moan sensually as her massive buttcheeks wobbled from side to side.
"Oh Anon, slap my butt again," she spoke in a hot breathy voice.
With that you raised your hand again, before slamming down said hand upon her ass, which made her unleash a lustful moan as her butt jiggled from the hard impact of your hand. The areas in which you slapped her butt seemed to blush bright red.
"Slap me again!" she shouted.
Once again, you raised your hand, before you slapped her ass. This time Celestia moaned sensually as she kicked her two front legs high in the air before galloping off.
Ponies in the streets look on in disbelief as Princess Celestia laughed happily as she trotted through the town with you on her back.
This was the greatest moment in your entire life… No, buttsex with Celestia was the greatest moment in your entire life. Nonetheless, in mid trot, you had raised your hand yet again and said. "Yeehaw! Giddy up! You big fat horse!" you shouted, as you gave her butt a hard slap.
Unfortunately, she did not moan this time. Instead her hooves abruptly scraped along the ground like sandpaper, coming to a sudden stop, which created a large cloud of dust. Before she craned her neck back to look at you with a menacing glare. Her eyes glowed bright red as they narrowed to pinpricks. She began growling angrily as she grinded her teeth together, while her body began to radiate a powerful, painful level of heat as steam literally spewed out from her, said heat caused you to utter a raspy gasp in pain.
"Uh… nice Celestia," you spoke in a low voice from under her harsh gaze, sweat pouring down your face as you rubbed the back of your neck nervously.
She continued to glare at you as her horn became surrounded in a golden aura. You panicked at the sight of her horn’s magic. Thus you began shouting, as you gently stroked her mane in a desperate attempt to calm her down. "I’m sorry! Please forgive me! You’re beautiful! I didn’t mean to--" she silenced you, by levitating you into the air, before gently placing you onto your two feet before her.
You braced yourself for what was to come. However, instead of the angry face you expected, you received quite the opposite. The mare looked at you with a warm smile with her eyes once again magenta and the searing heat gone, before her front right leg wrapped around you, she used said leg to pull you toward her.
"Wha-- " her face closed in on yours, "Hmm?!" you spoke in utter confusion with wide eyes as she pressed her lips into yours. "Mmmm!" you said while you relaxed, whilst you closed your eyes, as you enjoyed yourself, whilst you were passionately tongue kissed by the alicorn sun goddess.
After what seemed like forever she finally parted lips with you.
"Anon, I love you. So, there’s no need to be so afraid of me. I won’t ever hurt you," she spoke in a soft voice.
"Oh, that’s a relief."
"But for calling me a big fat horse, you won’t get any chocolate cake nor buttsex from me for a week," she said sternly.
"Nooooooooooo!" you cried out in anguish, falling to your knees with tears in your eyes.
Celestia sat down upon the ground. "Get on my back! We need to finish this horse riding off."
"I don’t want to anymore!" you shouted, giving her an angry glare with your arms crossed.
"Awww, don’t be like that my little human. Tell you what, if you mount me, I’ll still not give you chocolate cake for a week, " her voice shifted into a sensual tone. "But we can have make up buttsex aftereward."
From hearing this you immediately jumped onto her back.
"That’s a good boy," she spoke in a mocking tone as she stood back up onto her four hooves.
The End
