Yay we walking through the Ice Cream
Yay we walking up the stair
Santa is my uncle it seem
because I can´t find him anywhere

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

I listen to their angry cry,
as I stole the mistletoe
away from the door with Fluttershy
because shippers are my foe.

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

Daddy stares at me
as brought the pony in
now we decorate the tree
and he has a nasty grin.

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

We step outside the door,
have the big rifle with us,
this is against the lore,
but we hunt the Krampus.

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

My present of the year
oh I want to tell
turning Celestia in a deer
pushing Luna in a well

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

Have Pinkie by my side
on a ride with the Windigos
attacking Rarity´s stupid pride,
a Pie in her face Oh how grandiose

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

Old Tirek is my slave
I am kicking him around
the buck that I have gave
mad a charming sound.

Discord Mess Discord Mess
I get everything that I want
unlike you for Christmas
and I am free to taunt

I wish VerseHay to rhyme
me a silly song
that I can sing at my crime
and it should not be to long.

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Author's Note

Even Screwball can´t pronounce my name