Nightmare in Equestria

"This is just great" I  said. "I can't believe I

forgot my costume for the convention." As I

roamed the crowded streets stewing.

"I just wish that... hey what's that over there?!"

I rushed to the table only to discover the

most finely crafted costume I had

ever laid eyes on. "I can't believe it. Excuse me

sir how much for the nightmare costume

I asked "oh Hohoho vell for you mine comrade

only $18" the obviously foreign man replied.

"Really?! What luck! Here you are my good man."

I said as I handed the man the money.

"Thank you. Have a good day young man.

Das Vadania." I went directly to the

changing rooms nearby feeling amazed how

little the costume had cost.

After puting on the mask I felt quite proud of

myself .The costume itself while not as rotund

as the real nightmare fit like a glove and looked perfect. " this is

amazing what a steal." suddenly I felt very

wosey. "Oi I... I don't feel so well. Ugggggg"

I suddenly fainted.

"What kind of bear has teeth like that"

"I'm not sure. But it could be dangerous "

"Well what do we do. Its not like any bear ahve seen"

"Mabey its a new species. oh this is so exciting"

"do you think it likes parties?"

"well I must say this. It certainly doesn't have

very good hygiene. Those teeth are absolutely

dreadful"

"AT LEAST I TRY." I retaliated

"AND I'M NOT A BEAR I'M A HUMAN. SINCE WHEN

DID I LOOK LIKE A BEAR.

"um you can talk?"

at this I got extremely confused.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAN I TALK?"

"well obviously we've never seen anypony like you"

at this I freaked out.

"ANY... PONY?"

"yeah"

"UM WHY CAN'T I OPEN MY EYES?"

"oh they are wrapped in bandages"

"WHY"

"well when they are that red I'd be concerned."

"OH I GET IT"

"um get what?"

"THIS IS ANOTHER OF ONE OF

YOUR JOKES ISN'T IT JOHN!"

"um who or what is john?"

"VERY FUNNY NOW TAKE THESE "BANDAGES" OFF

MY HEAD"

"um okay"

Soon I could see light through my "eyelids".

"AH THAT'S BETTER I..."

"Feeling better"

"AHGGGGG. WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK!"

All around me were colorful pastel ponies.

Each withA different color scheme.

2 winged ponies. 2 "normal" ponies.

And 2 horned ponies

"calm down calm down. We aren't going to hurt

you" The yellow Pegasus said

"ALRIGHT I WANT TO KNOW WHERE I AM, AND

WHAT YOU...AHHH!

MY ARM WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ARM!"

"what do you mean?" the purple unicorn said

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN!?

MY ARMS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS!"

"fasinating"

"ALRIGHT LET'S START AGAIN. HELLO MY NAME IS

VINCENT,  BUT YOU CAN CALL ME NIGHTMARE

AND YOU ARE...?" I asked

"Twilight Sparkle"

"Rarity darling"

"Pinkie Pie. do you like cupcakes?

"ma names Applejack.

"Fluttershy"

"Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in equestria"

"Spike, twilights head assistent"

"A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL. AND I'M SORRY

DID YOU SAY EQUESTRIA"

"uh duh."said rainbow

"WELL SORRY I WOULDN'T KNOW I'M NOT EXACTLY

FROM HERE" I reply

"oh right."

"WELL NOW THAT WE'VE INTRODUCED OUR SELVES

PERHAPS WE CAN NOW GET SOMEWHERE...

HOPEFULLY A MIRROR."

"um why a mirror?" said rarity

WELL I MIGHT AS WELL SEE THE REST OF ME."

"ah right um anyway I'd like to ask you

some questions"Twilight said.

"OF COURSE ASK AWAY."

"what did you say your species was?"

"HUMAN. OR IN SCIENTIFIC TERMS HOMO-SAPIENS

"where are you from?"

"NEW ORLEANS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. ON EARTH THIRD FARTHEST PLANET FROM THE SUN"

"What is your species dietary habits?

Because your teeth are like that of a carnivores."

"WELL NORMALY HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES"

"[gasp]. Y you d don't e eat p ponies d do you?"

Asked flutershy

"NO WAY BACK HOME ITS ILLEGAL TO EAT EQUINES."

"oh that's a relief"

"oh by the way um do use those claws often?"

"NO I DON'T. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HAVING

CLAWS"

"great then we meet the princesses tomorrow"

"WAIT BACK UP... PRINCESSES?"

"yeah"

"OH BOY [sigh] I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS."

I said.

"OH AM I IN A LIBRARY?"

"yeah spike found you up on the balcony"

"INTERESTING. I BLACK OUT AT THE CONVENTION

AND WAKE UP HERE... SOMETHING DOESNT ADD

UP HERE!"

"What do you mean?"

"I MEAN THAT IT IS PROBABLY MORE THAN A

COINCIDENCE THAT I AM HERE"

"Hmmmmmm this sounds veeeery suspicious.

How do we know you aren't a changling spy?" Said rainbow

"WHATS A CHANGLING?"

"OK that proves it to me"

"OH BY THE WAY WHERE IS THE NEAREST MIRROR?"

"oh upstairs first door on your left" said spike

"THANK YOU"

"no problem"