A Hunter Amongst Ponies

]Pinkie Pie

I was smiling my biggest great big smile as I looked over the table of goody baked goods I had set up on the table. There was apple cinnamon, lemon surprise, chipotle chocolate (that one was more for me than anypony else) and strawberry swirl cup cakes and muffins. But the pride and joy of the table was the triple tier vanilla cake with lemon, blueberry, and black berry frosting between the layers to keep it together and covered in rainbow cotton candy frosting. But that wasn’t why I was smiling nopey nope I was smiling cause my ear was twitchy and my arm was scratchy that only meant one thing. NEW PONY IN PONYVILLE! I was so super duper excited I almost left “Sugar Cube Corner” to greet them but I had a lot of baking to do so I stayed. Not that I did want to stay but the super secret archer was going to be in Ponyville today and I couldn’t miss that for a “Welcome to Ponyville party” nopey nope. I could always make it up to the new pony with an extra big “Im so sorry-I-didn’t-throw-you-a-welcome-to-ponyville-party-yesterday party”. Now here I was in Golden Oaks library waiting on the tippy tips of my hooves waiting for the archer to get here. I glanced back in the libraries’ kitchen my tongue had been twisty turny since that arrow hit Sugar Cube Corner’s door. That meant somepony was going to get a boo boo that needed ice and that’s why I put the ice pack I borrowed from Ms. Cake in the freezer. I didn’t know why how or who but I knew it was needed. I bounced a little in place as I thought about the archer and the new comer to Ponyville two new friends in one day!?! I squealed a little at the idea I had made tons and tons of friends when I first came to Ponyville and I made friends with Twily and Spiky a few weeks ago and now another two friends I was so happy I could explode!

“Well Gray said he’d be right out.” little Spikey said breaking me out of my smile and I quickly rushed over to Spikey cupping him by his cute chubby cheeks and giving him my most serious “tell me now” faces.

“Who’s Gray? Is he the new pony in town I heard about the one that made scaredy Lily and Daisy have to go to the hospital because they nearly died with fright!?! Huh?! Huh! Is he? Is he!?!” I said quickly wanting..no needing to know if this was the new pony that was making my ear twitchy and arm scratchy.

“uhh yea I t’ank o’ ‘inkie e’s N ta ‘eadin’ ‘oom” spike said in squished cheeks luckily I spoke squished cheeks fluently.

“Thank you Spiky!” I rocketed over to the reading room leaving a cloud of dust in my place as I stood ready to greet this Gray when he stepped out. I bounced up and down a silly smile on my face now I could tell him sorry for missing him when he got into Ponyville. As I waited I could hear Twily and Spiky talked about how Gray was some super tall super smarty pony. I seen the door knob turn and I held my breath this was it. I would be the first to welcome him to ponyville…well maybe not the first as he’s met Twilight and Spike but that doesn’t count I’m the president of the Ponyville welcoming committee. Mind you I’m the only member of the Ponyville welcoming committee but ponyfeathers that’s beside the point! The door opened quickly and I bounce up with my arms spread wide my besty best smile on my face as I started to speak.

“Hi I’m..” I was cut off however when I felt something press against my lips and I reached out grabbing the larger mass that the something belonged to and I held myself up and I clung to this thing my arms around what I could feel to be shoulders. I blinked a few times to see two brown eyes looking into mine they looked confused and as I looked deeper into them a little sad. The eyes I was staring into were framed by a peachy tan looking color and grey eyebrows. All of that wasn’t a big deal what was however was the peachy tan color was not that of fur but bare skin. The sad confused brown almost puppy eyes blinked I blinked back. My lips were still pressed against something I moved my lips a little and was greeted by furless lips pressed against my own. I became aware that the room had gotten very quite as I began adding things up in my head. I shifted slightly my own teats were pressed up against something broad and if I was guessing a very toned chest. Since I couldn’t feel the ground beneath my hooves and with everything else I had learned in the brief seconds I was connected this tall being I came to one conclusion. I Pinkamina Diane Pie was clinging to a stallion with no fur on his face a flat funny shaped muzzle and I was kissing him. On accident mind you but kissing him none the less and I liked it. I could feel a blush start to spread on my cheeks as my lips turned back into a smile. When I smiled however the stallion I was kissing jerked back and let out a surprise little yelp. I did too and hopped off of him as he stumbled back he tripped on the bag in the floor I landed fine however. As he fell backward he reached out to the bookshelf trying to catch himself. Turns out that was a bad idea as the reading rooms were the only ones whose bookshelves were not craved right into the tree. You can guess what happened and if you guessed that not one but both bookshelves came crashing down on top of him with all the books you’d be right. I winced as the loud crash echoed throughout the library as the stallion got buried by a small mountain of books. Me and my friends gasped and I race over to him trying to get the books off of him.

“Oh mister I’m so sorry ill-” I was cut off when his arms pushed out from Mount Books and slowly but firmly pushed the bookshelves back into place standing back up again.

“Don’t worry I got it.” A voice came from Mount Books that sent a shiver down my spine to my tail. I shook a little from it as the blush from before made a comeback. His voice it was something I couldn’t really describe. It wasn’t really deep or rough or anything like that but it sounded angry, sad, and tired all at once. It also had a little something that reminded me of princess Celestia somehow. Looking at the base of Mount Books I saw his legs poking out and his hooves…or rather not his hooves but instead something narrow and flat rounded kind of way it reminded me of Spikey’s dragon feet. His feet were covered by something that looked like Apple Jack’s cowpony boots. She wore them when she had some messy work that needed her to put on her working dud’s except the tips were more rounded and wider. Mount Books began to stir by this point my friends and the princess were crowded around the door to the room as he began to rise up from the crumbling Mount Books. His face popped out and he rubbed his head with a gloved hand and I heard my friends gasp again but I was too busy looking at him in wonder and smiling. His face was flat and fur-less much like I was expecting form the kiss I had with him a few seconds before. The memory making me blushes a little deeper. Instead of a flat muzzle he had a flat mouth and a pointed nose that slanted down with two little nostril’s. On the top of his head he had grey-ish brown-ish mane or rather hair since it was short and kinda rough looking. It didn’t fallow the normal growth pattern of a mane though. A pony’s mane starts above forehead and grows in a straight line in the middle of our heads and down to the base of our neck.

His though covered the entire top of his head and some on the side where I could see fur that matched his hair color on the sides and back of his neck. On the top of his head were two large ears that reminded me of the ears diamond dogs had that I read about in school. He was wearing a black tunic like shirt and pretty blue jacket and pants. In the gap between his jacket sleeve and his gloves I could see that brown-grey fur. It made me wonder what he’d look like without his clothes and that made me blush even brighter. I didn’t know why I was thinking this way I had never really wanted a special somepony before. I had never kissed a stallion before other than papa and grand papa pie but that didn’t count did it? With a tired sounding groan he stood up grabbing the bag he tripped over and boy was he tall he was just as tall as the princess. My eyes got diverted from his face when I saw a piece of brown-gery disappear behind his legs. I could tell everpony was staring at him and while I wasn’t looking at the face anymore I could tell he was nervous. He shuffled slightly on his feet and I saw the flash of brown-grey again and it was a kinda shaggy looking doggy tail that reached down to his knees. But doggy wasn’t quite the word I was looking for, doggy like yes but not a dog the word I was looking for popped into my head like my party cannon being fired and I couldn’t stop myself.

“Wolf!” I shouted this made all my friends scream and jump back but I stayed put smiling up and him. He raised an eyebrow at me then he spook.

Archer

“Umm can you let me pass?” I said to the pink earth pony that was smiling up and me with blushing cheeks. I admit my own had been blushing when I accidently kissed her as she clung to me. I didn’t have the faintest of ideas why she was kissing or clinging to me but I assumed it wasn’t on purpose. I could still feel her large breasts against my chest and could taste her sugary lips against mine. Mentally shaking memory from my head I took a closer look at her now that I could see more that those brilliant blue pools that were her eyes or the mass of pink that was her fur. She was short only about 4’ 11” and her body was well proportioned to her height (with the exception of her large bust gods those things are big). She wore a blue dress with short sleeves that went down to her knees and had a white apron on the front. Slightly behind and the side of her was the tall white ailcorn ruling bitch herself. She wore a crown of gold and jewels on top of her head and a creamy white dress that covered her massive bust and shapely hourglass figure that went down passed her knees. Her mane and tail of gentle pink, green, purple and blue were blowing on the ethereal winds. Her wings unlike other pegasusi seemed like they could actually hold her weight in flight her horn was also large and looked like it could be used to gore someone if she was so inclined. I had to suppress the urge to growl and bare my teeth at her. I did not take kindly to being attacked for no good reason and she had done just that after I saved who I now know to Princess Luna her own sister. And were it not for those circumstances I would say she was rather beautiful. At this point the pink one move out of the door frame heading to the kitchen. From what I could tell was moving to the strange tall white box. I walked out of the now messy room keeping my eyes firmly on Celestia and making a mental note to track down another ruby for Spike later.

“You are the archer that helped against Nightmare Moon a few weeks back correct?” Celestia spook in a calm soft voice as she looked me over with eyes that I could tell were judging my appearance.

“I am.” Nodding once as I stood in front of her my eyes boring into hers my left hand gripping my bag tightly.

With a slight bow her head she closed her eyes a slightly shamed look came across her face as she spook. “I am deeply sorry for the unwarranted attack against you. As a princess it was most unbecoming of me to act in such way and I ask you for your forgiveness.”
Either she was sincere or she was the most talented liar I had very come across and I had had dealings with Fast Eddie and could tell if he was lying which was saying something. I let out a deep sigh and reached back closing my fist and gave her my hardest right hook connecting with her jaw sending her sprawling on the floor making the six across the room gasps with shock and horror.

“You’re forgiven.”