Scoots finds love and has fun too
Scootaloo "Scoots" Story Reader was going through her mail.
It was mostly bills and things that would end up being recycled.
However one piece of mail caught her attention. Most weeks she would have pitched this type of mail but this time she decided to read it.
Fillyfooling bachelorettes, we're seeking new contestants for our dating game. Winners receive free meal and bed at some fancy resturant and hotel. Everyone gets 50 bits just for signing up. Ah it was a day that she had off. And it was tough finding new friends.
Almost a year ago she got an offer to work at the rainbow factory. Rumor had it that violent and scary things happened there.
However it was false, rainbows are not made from the cells of alive or dead ponies.
To the point, 50 bits would cover her rent for the month. More to save, more to use.
Day of the television broadcast.
Mrs Orange we have 3 bachelorettes for you to choose from. Think about what kinda questions you want to ask them.
Scoots was excited..She would win no matter what..... and she was given a choice.. oh em gee.
So while the cameras, lighting and sound were all being checked she made a bunch of flashcards with questions on them. This was going to be so exciting she thought as a makeup artist was padding her cheeks with a some blush, eyeliner and lipstick.
"Mrs. Orange are you ready to meet the three lovely ladies."
Scoots recalled that that was her "stage name". Yes, will be there shortly.
So as Scoots sat on a seat ergonamicly chair to feel comfortable against. The announcer came on and announced the three contestants.
"First we have Multi-colored Lightning who likes to draw mares and ships her pictures all the time."
Then we have Lesbian Flower who has natural highlights and loves to read and cast dark magics.
Finally we have British Orange, she's from Trottingham and almost looks like your twin sister.
Extra points if you ever wanted to date yourself."
Scoots forgot their names already so just called them Mare 1, Mare 2 and Mare 3.
"Mare 1, something something something? Mare 1 replied something something something."
"Mare 2, if you could take me out to dinner would you have awkward sex with me after an awkward date?" Mare 2 replied "Of course, Lesbian is my stage name for a reason." Of course Scootalube couldn't see her winking so it was average flirting at best.
"Mare 3, something something something?" Mare 3 replied "something something some sort of racist british stereotype of something."
Scoots asked them many other question and just about when it was time to here her choice it went to a commercial break.
This is one of those 20 minute gameshows that was stretched over an hour with commercials. Other gameshows that did the same thing were "Would you like a briefcase full of money? tm" or "At that price?Tartarus Yes! tm"
"And now back to our show" claimed the Announcer.
Scoots replied "I choose *censored*"
"And now back to our commercial break."
"Sorry Mrs.Orange. That tense moment is best for commercials." stated the announcer.
"And now back to our show" claimed the announcer.
Scoots replied in a more tired voice, "I choose Mare 2!"
"So that's Lesbian flower, are you sure?"
"And now back to our commercials."
"And now back to our show."
"Yes Lesbian Flower is who I will date and sex" replied Scoots.
"Well that's all the time we have for our show.. remember to dial #43 at some 10 bit a min answering machine and you too could win."
So Scoots and Fillyfooling "Ole" Oleander went on a date to "Princess and Princess" resturant. It was a popular choice for fillyfoolers and crossdressing colt cuddlers. And Robotic entities that were pretending to be ponies. And changelings that were pretending to be ponies.
Scoots and Ole gazed in each other eyes. Ole wasn't sure if it was love or lust, but they are both variations of emotions appropriate for a date. Scoots order something. Ole ordered something else. They shared samples of each dish since it was a cute moment on the date.
Afterwards they went to the hotel "Horse Pun". Ole and Scoots ripped the outfits of each other and started licking each others ears. Ole took the intiative and started to lick Scoots watering maregina. Scoots moaned and they performed a 69, squeezing each other's flanks.
Afterwards they did have cute cuddly sex, that if some censor bars covered certain parts, might make an appropriate cover for a Hearth's warming eve card. If Hearth's warming eve cards had sweaty fluid covering the mares on the cover. Which became popular the year after the date.
After the sex they both managed to take a shower and smell like freshly clean filly foolers. They kissed briefly and went back towards their bed. To go through the wardrobe and to try on matching hats and socks. Ole and Scoots looked adorable in 8 hooves covered in black and pink socks. If Rarity was there she'd complain that that color scheme was awful on Ole since they were her mane colors.
Afterwards they mutually clopped. Remember kids, for safe sex clop with hoof socks on.
Afterwards they took another shower and took a nap on the bed. Ole was the little spoon and Scoots was the big spoon. Nipping on Ole's ears in a flirty manner. Although Ole loved it, they would save more sex for the next morning. They didn't become lovers but they were friends with benefits, and that was good enough to get rid of the lonely feeling in both of them.
Author's Note
The best three minutes ever spent.
Dedicated to Scootareader, who is a mare at heart.
Probably.