Big Mac and Starlight Glimmer's Bogus Journey

"You know it's getting harder and harder to think of synonyms for 'they continued to fuck,'" Starlight Glimmer complained. Big Mac then replied with, "Hey, did I ever tell you about the time that I met this one pony who was really into plastic surgery? She had these huge pink, plastic lips that barely fit on her face, and a plot that looked like she had two plastic, inflatable balloons under her fur." Starlight Glimmer asked, "Did that pony have giant plate-like eyes that took up like 90% of her face?" Big Mac looked surprised, "Yeah, she was probably one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen, how'd you know?" Starlight Glimmer gives him "The Look," "Yeah that was me during high school. Corrective surgery is a bitch."

They resumed their fucking in awkward silence for the rest of that century.

Chapter End.