Big Mac and Starlight Glimmer's Bogus Journey

As Big Mac and Starlight floated through the black void of deep space they passed by many planets, solar systems, and even galaxies, before colliding with a planet only God knows where is. The planet itself had yet to be named because the creatures there had yet to gain sentience.

Whilst fucking, Starlight dubbed the planet, Equestria because she was an unimaginative degenerate. Big Mac agreed subconsciously.

A thousand years passed, and the existing life on the planet began to develop into more complex beings. Starlight, with her shining brilliance, called these creatures, ponies. Like Jesus Christ Starlight, with all those plans to take over the world, one would think you'd be a little more creative. Once again, being the simple minded individual that he was, Big Mac agreed with Starlight on the name, despite her never having said a single word.

Chapter End.