Read All about it!

by GodotsVisorShades

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 863

You pick up the local paper in Ponyville...

You pick up the local paper and sit down be it in a cafe your home or elsewhere to read the news, Hopefully there is something interesting to read.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-21 11:02:39 UTC

Everfree Expulsion

For Three days now the filly know as Scootaloo has been run off to the Everfree forest since the mishap two weeks ago when she burnt down the local Fashionista's Boutique. Since then she has destroyed the mayor's office, damaged the local environment by playing cuite mark geologists and has destroyed local farming celebrity and country bumpkin Applejacks farm potentially starving multiple ponies. Search Parties have been sent out involving princess Celestia and Luna's Royal Battalion and the Elements Of Harmony as of yesterday with no success. This is seen as a disappointment to some and a gift from the heavens to others.

We interviewed Some locals and asked there opinions on the matter and got back some interesting responses "Who's Scootaloo" Responded

one such Gentlecolt, "Who's Scootaloo" responded local flower enthusiasts, "Scootaloo's missing I hadn't even noticed so that's why it's been so quiet" said celebrity musician Octavia.

When we asked local daredevil and quote "Coolest Mare in Equestria" for comment she declined "No comment" and that "You should get out of here before you get hurt." When we refused to move excising are freedom of the press she began to chase our local news reporter Ink Trail out of her home quoted as saying "How did you even get in here you don't have wings and the front door was locked you weirdo."

Do not stress she did not harm our Local reporter she is still fine and is quoted "That Mare is a crazy Bitch!" We attempted an interview with recently crowned princess Twilight but she also declined to comment on this matter. When asked about the mysterious figure seen on the edge of the Everfree, Princess Twilight shooed us out of her Castle and also declined to comment.

However we did manage to get a couple of Answers from local model and animal caretaker Fluttershy. When asked if she knew who the mysterious figure might be, she responded with, "I think it might be Scootaloo." Fluttershy's comments lead credit to Lyra Heartstrings local Crackpot and Mythological Human enthusiast  who suggest that either it was Human like all of her fantasies or it was probably Scootaloo. Nopony took her seriously but it appears she may be correct. When asked to comment on her theory being true she responded "Shame I was really hoping my Human in Equestria theory was true huh Scootaloo who cares I'm not getting my Human in Equestria, I'll prove they exist you just watch me."

From what we know they royal guards and Elements of Harmony will continue to search for Scootaloo to try and bring her back home although several strats such as calling for her name looking in some brushes and threatening to ground her. Our  hopes are prays are with them and there rescue

mission.

In other news  many ponies have been getting sick recently is this the sign of the END OF DAYS, No says Nurse RedHeart.

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The beginning of Great Things to Come

Chapter 1

The sound of a door being unlocked and being opened is heard. A brown stallion pops his head out from the next door apartment a smile gracing his face.

"Hey there how's it going?" The brown stallion asks.

Turning your head from your hooves latched around the lock of your door towards the stallion that demanded you attention. "Ehh." You sigh. It's not that you don't like him but he always want's to start a conversation after you get back from work. "Not to bad Proud Heart just picked up the local paper, gonna read for while." Your eyes dart towards the door to show that you are desperate to end the conversation.

"Ah. That's nice there some good stuff in there just finished reading it myself I tell ya there is somethings in there that are gonna give you a few eyebrows." The sound of his voice drilling into your ears as you block him out and go back to fiddling with the lock on the door and with a click it finally unlocks. You sigh finally home you think. The door swings open and you walk in when you suddenly noticed that you neighbour is still droning on.

"Yeah that's great Proud Heart" You interrupt him. He stops and looks at you. You feel slightly guilty for interrupting him like that but if you hadn't he just wouldn't shut up. "I really got to go I'm really tired from work no hard feelings Proud I'm just tired you know how it is." You say with a guilt on your face. Proud Heart's eyes light up in recognition and he smiles.

"Sure thing buddy I know how it is. I gotta get the mail anyway see ya tomorrow pal." He shakes your hoof turns and leaves down the corridor leaving you standing there. Shrugging you turn around and walk into your apartment pushing the door back with one of your hind hooves. You chuck your keys onto the table and pull the newspaper you had got a the local store. Sitting down on the single seated chair pulling the paper out in front of you. Relaxing back into the chair you start reading.