From the isles of Avalon

Chapters

chapter 1: Making an entrance
Chapter 2: Coffee, Jobs and a tour
Chapter 3: Are you crazy?
Chapter 4: Discovery
Chapter 5: Justice
Chapter 6: A trail of breadcrumbs
Chapter 7: Excalibur
Chapter 8: Comatose and training
Chapter 9: Awakening
Chapter 10: Romance with a chance of invasion
Chapter 11: Curbstomp
Chapter 12: To save a life
Chapter 13: Morning...
Chapter 14: More training
Chapter 15: trying again
Chapter 16: Mangetsu
Chapter 18: Kesshite akiramenai!
chapter 19: Kakei maindo Kokoro wa, torēningusentā o kakei
chapter 20: Kakei maindo 2: Mewosamasu!
Chapter 21: the highest room in the tallest tower?
Chapter 22: First we crack the shell
Chapter 23: Mass effect
Chapter 24: Devestator
chapter 25: reduced to ash
Chapter 26: Walking tall
chapter 27: Waiting, Knight and day
finale of ACT 1: Meet the Parents
Chapter 30: I couldn't think of a title.
Chapter 31: meeting a bolt of wonder
Chapter 32: Oh boy....
Chapter 33: back to normality
chapter 34: Signs of things to come / story arc 2 begins!
chapter 35: Running into trouble
chapter 36: dealing with a Prince
chapter 38: Time passes quickly.
Chapter 39: the needs of the many...
Season 1 finale: it begins
INTERMISSION
Prologue: Pulled from Home
Chapter 17: Evade
Chapter 37: Mission delayed!

chapter 1: Making an entrance

a not so dynamic entry

How did I get here?

That was the one question that plagued my mind at this moment. but then I began to remember.

I had just failed another job interview, it was raining. the rain was beating down on the pavement that people were actually running in a feeble attempt to avoid it. running from shelter to shelter in the hopes that they would get to their destination dry enough. it was 4:55pm. I was grumbling under my breath cursing my luck. I felt myself standing on the edge of something.
"what the fuck" i looked down, a bizarre circle was in front of me. I put my foot back, and as if fate was blatantly laughing at me, I slipped on a cliche banana peel. I fell through the portal, feeling the wind through my hair. I felt myself becoming dry, and saw the grassy earth coming up to meet me.

There was a loud crash, and the sound of wood being splintered. I heard a shout, and footsteps coming up the stairs.
then there was a loud gasp. "oh my word, what... are you?"
My vision was blurry, using what was left of my strength, I simply waved.
she then heard me say a small "help me" and before long rushed off.
She ran back up the stairs and soon began to patch me up. "Sweetie Belle! Go fetch Twilight and Fluttershy please!"
I heard more footsteps, a door slamming and a slightly panicky woman.
"Calm down," I croaked "Miss, do you have any asprin? i've got a splitting headache" I Chuckled.
She shot me a look. "Really now? is that the best you could come up with?" my vision slowly returned.
"landed on my head... and now I'm seeing People with... natural purple hair?" a look of fear overtook my calm, injured demeanor.
"calm down," she shot me a warm smile,"darling, whats your name?"
I sighed. "Watashinonamaeha?... namae wa Nightly Alan desu" Slipping into Japanese, I sighed once more.
"huh? was that ancient draconic?" I lifted my head up and there she was. standing there with a book and a worried expression on her face. "Chōdo watashi un, my name is Alan Nightly" I gave a half-hearted smile.
"So, how did you end up through my roof? you don't have wings" the refined woman asked, she sounded canadian.
"in a word? hydra" I sighed.
The bookworm gave me a raised eyebrow and a sigh. "I guess we should introduce ourselves, My name's Twilight Sparkle"
the refined woman then gave me a smile. "Rarity, and welcome to the Carousel boutique, where every thing is unique, chic and magnifique"
I could tell right away that i'd like it here.
a third voice entered the fray. "Oh my... what happened?"
I looked at the pink haired girl in front of me. "just look up" I grinned.

She did, and could see the sizable hole I had left in the roof.
"That was you?" I simply nodded.
"nodding hurts my head" I chuckled slightly as the three women giggled.
I quickly learnt that the third woman was of course, Fluttershy.
"can you walk?" Twilight asked as she offered a hand. I took her hand, as she pulled me up.
"only one way to find out" I grinned.
I took a few steps, then started picking up bits of wood. "it's only fair," Rarity looked as though she was about to make a fuss. "you're hurt, yet you're tidying up after yourself?" She exclaimed, a look of worry shot over her face.
"Someones got to, and it sure as hell wont be any of you" I grunted as I lifted a heavy beam onto the pile of debris.

I clutched my head in pain. "gahh... anybody got any painkillers?" I asked nobody in particular.
Twilight's hands started to glow an erie color. a wave of relief befell me. "ok...what the hell was that?"
"um... magic" Fluttershy said quietly.
"really?... well, I'll call it like I see it," I pointed a finger at Twilight "Magi"
Twilight simply nodded. "ok.. ok.. Seraphim" pointing at Fluttershy, taking note of the canary-like wings on her back.
"and finally... another magi!" Pointing once more at Rarity.
She raised an eyebrow. "how did you know? I havent done any magic yet!" the canadian exclaimed.
"something in the air" I grinned.
I took a tentative stretch. The three women grimaced as the sounds of bones cracking were heard.

"Heh, sorry" I sighed.
"So, where are you from?" Twilight asked.
As i explained my story, the expressions on her face changed dramatically, from intrigue to worry.
"... and thats how i ended up here" I decided it was best to remain optimistic.
I watched as Twilight pulled out a pen and scroll. "okay? what are you doing?"
"Writing a letter to Celestia" I looked at a clock.
"Dude, its... 11pm... send it in the morning"
She simply sighed, then nodded. "need a place to stay?" She asked.
"Yep, stranded like... well... a stranded person" I could have sworn Twilight had just face-palmed.
"He can stay here" Rarity smiled.
"Sleeping on the sofa? reminds me of college" I chuckled.
"Really?"
"Yeah, they had some uncomfortable sofas" I grinned.
"Why were you sleeping on sofas?"
"Lost a bet, had to go homeless for two weeks"
There was another face-palm from Rarity this time. "men and their stupid challenges"
"Too right" I chuckled.

Chapter 2: Coffee, Jobs and a tour

we can talk about normality till the cows come home...

My phone's alarm went off. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes upon hearing a bizarre shout of "What in sweet Celestia's name was that?" I sighed as I sat up.
"Music?" I replied sheepishly, scratching my beard subconsciously.
She squeaked in surprise. as I peered into the kitchen, she was sat at the kitchen table with a mug of coffee in her hand.
"I smell coffee" she took the small hint.
"How many sugars?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Er... one please" I sighed as i took in the sight before me.
I reached to the back of my head, tugging at the hairband keeping my hair in its usual topknot.
As the cascade of auburn hair fell down my back, I shook my head, then retied it into a simple ponytail.
I noted the jaw effortlessly hitting the floor. "You'll catch flies"
"I thought you had short hair?" she stammered as she handed me a coffee.
"Mmm arabica, and nope" I took a swig of the coffee.

She looked over to me for a moment. placing down her mug on the table she walked out.
I noticed the newspaper. "strange black thing falls into everfree forest, huh..."
Suddenly the world went black. "are you hinting at a shower my dear?"
She nodded, "well yes"
I sighed, "point me in the right direction" She dragged me up stairs,
"Darling, I have a feeling those are the only clothes you have right now, so if you leave them there, i'll make some new ones"
I dare not question her thinking. I simply did as she asked.

Rarity took the clothes and studied them for a moment, then began working.
She began by making the trousers, having a brief brainwave of creating cargo jeans, she had started working.
But thats when she heard it. It was subtle at first, but then became louder. The sounds of a certain melody echoed from the bathroom. Soon a voice accompanied the music.
"what is that?" she walked up near the door. She began to listen intently, and soon found herself dancing to the music while she worked.

"And she laughed no more " the final note, and I was clean. Thats when I noticed Rarity standing in the doorway, blushing slightly. She held out a pair of dark blue cargo jeans. "for you, Songbird"
With a quick flourish, she handed me the article of clothing and left the room.
as I put the jeans on, I smiled brightly. I grabbed the black shirt I had on the day before.
Walking out as I buttoned it up, I could see she was still blushing. "You weren't expecting a voice like that were you?"
I chuckled. She simply shook her head. "Where did you learn to sing like that?"
"I have no idea" I shrugged my shoulders.

I took a tentative look outside. noticing Twilight approaching the front door.
"Sparkle's here" I smiled.
A knock on the door made Rarity aware.
"Hello Twilight" Rarity smiled as she opened the door.
"How did you... never mind" Twilight looked across to me.
I was simply smiling. The headphones were on and nobody was home as it were.
But thats when they noticed my hands and fingers moving.
I had a forlorn look on my face. "I miss Mahiko, already" I sighed.
They watched as I smiled. "yo, Twilight care to give me the grand tour?"
"Of course, I sent that letter by the way"
I simply nodded as I took another swig of coffee, lowering my headphones to rest them around my neck.
"so where to first, I can tell i'll already enjoy it here"

she took me to the most important spots, I took notice of the Job opportunities in the windows.
"and this is sugarcube corner," she stated as we walked in. "coffee?"
"yes please, i'd pay but"
"dont worry about it, its what friends do" she noticed my big smile.
"Finally someone who gets it!" she looked at me in confusion.
"i wont ask" i simply chuckled.
"Oh hey Twilight! how are you? who's this?" A pink haired woman gleefully grinned.
"I'm fine, Pinkie, This is Gallant Knight, he's new here," she said with a wink.
"what can we do for you?" I simply smiled at her enthusiasm.
"two coffees please pinkie" Twilight smiled.
"And a job if your offering" i chuckled.
"why do you want a job?" Pinkie asked as she slid 2 fresh coffees our way.
"I need to pay Rarity back for crashing through her roof" i smiled a little bit.

"thats one way to make an entrance" Pinkie giggled.
"my only regret is that it was painful" i chuckled.

Sitting down at a nearby table, I simply gave a scratch at the back of my head. "so, Gallant Knight huh?" i chuckled.
She looked at me sheepishly. "Alan Nightly is a bit of a strange name here," She took a sip of coffee. "and besides... Celestia's coming to meet you soon" My eyes widened slightly.
I took swig of coffee before speaking my mind, Pinkie came bounding over to the table. "I just spoke to the Cakes, they say that if you come by later, they'll put you on the deliveries, 5 bits per item" I grinned.
"no interview?"
"they trust me" I couldn't question the logic of this new place.
The bell of the cafe tinkled with the sound of two new entrants. "alls im sayin, RD, is that ya could be more careful in future"
"yeah yeah, I said i was sorry" the second voice sounded glum.
I looked up to see the new people. another two women. as i took in the sight the first spoke again. "uh...Twilight, yer new friend there is starin"
"Am I? sorry, kinda crashed my train of thought when you two walked in" I chuckled nervously.
I then looked over to Twilight, then simply smiled as i extended a hand. "the name's Gallant Knight"
"Applejack" she took my hand and shook it violently.
"And i'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria!"
I couldn't say much to that, so I simply raised an eyebrow and took another swig of coffee.

Chapter 3: Are you crazy?

yes i am

after talking for few minutes, Twilight and I left for the library.
"Look, there's something you really need to see" She sighed.
I simply smiled. "not till the third date" I chuckled.
She shot me a look of distain, "not what I'm thinking huh?"
"no where near it" she huffed.

after a short walk and the occasional hello from the many citizens of this small town, we arrived at the library.
she shouted out for someone. "Spike? you home?"
I heard the sounds of a person waking up.
as the being slowly made its way down the steps, he took one look at me.
"HOOO boy, Did one of your spells mess up again Twi?"
I looked over to Twilight who simply sighed.
i gave a small smile, "well, i don't feel any different"
I watched as she held back giggles.
"well we'd best find that reversal spell" Spike chuckled.
"so Tell me Spike... why are you so damn gullible?" Twilight burst into laughter.
he then fell back in surprise. "Spike, this is Gallant Knight"
"for the record... You can call me Alan"
"okay then Alan, what d'you need?"
"well, Twilight was going to show me something"
I watched as the midget pulled a book down.
"Ya know, Your really short... and why are you in a dragon costume?"
Twilight looked at me for a moment before speaking. "He is a dragon"
"oh... Explains alot really, How old is he?"
a disgruntled shout of "I'm friggin 15!"
I chuckled. "heh, reminds of this kid i knew"

After the book was set, there was a bright flash.
"Ah Princess Celestia, Your early!" Twilight exclaimed.
I quickly bowed before she beckoned me to rise.
"you must be Alan, or as I stated in the letter, Gallant Knight"
"What letter?" I looked on, genuinely puzzled.
"you did give him the... never mind" i watched as the Princess face-palmed.

She then sighed, I looked her up and down. my perception of royalty had been shattered by this woman.
"ah.. forgive me princess but...what am i doing here?"
Twilight stopped flicking through the pages. "well..." I looked over to the book,
"okay, thats just bizarre"
I then looked up at Celestia. she had a worried look on her face.
"that is Lord Tirek, Bringer of darkness"
My eyes widened, "OH NOOOO nonono... you've got the wrong guy"

just then, I heard crying and a knock on the door. "I'll handle this,"
I walked over to the door and opened it. standing there was a small girl crying. i could see the blood on her knee and mud in her hair. "Hey there little one," I reached out an arm, "what's wrong?"
She looked up at me, giving me a look which i have seen quite a lot.
Celestia saw my calm demeanor fade. "who were they?"
"they... took my scooter"
"kid, stay here for a bit, I'll be back soon" the child simply nodded.

Celestia simply sighed. "I hope he doesn't do anything too rash"

As i set upon the path, I looked around. I took note of the different people wandering about, but thats when I noticed it.
Three teenagers laughing to themselves as they began to pull apart a scooter. I did what anyone else would do.
I got mad and relapsed into a typical british attitude. "Oi Prick!" I shouted behind the leader of the trio.
"what do you want?" the leader turned and spat in my face.
"oh come on, you can't be that stupid can you? picking on a 9 year old and stealing her scooter"
"piss off old man" I raised an eyebrow.
"what would your father say?" I watched as the young man snapped. he bolted towards me.
pushing me to the ground, he started to basically punch me in the head. "he's had enough boss, leave him" one mook said, with worry in his voice, while trying to pull off his leader from my now battered form. the boss stood up and walked over to the scooter. he picked it up and threw it at me.

I simply picked up the scooter and limped back to the library.
they watched as I disappeared over the horizon, the boss was dumbfounded that i could walk away carelessly.

while Twilight Tended to the young girl's wounds, Celestia continued to read the book. "Twilight, I think we might have a problem"
I burst through the door, bloodied and bruised. "Operation Scooter was a success... can i collapse now?"
I dropped the scooter and fell to the floor.

Within a few minutes I awoke, shirtless on a bed, I took a look around. there was a bowl on the nightstand filled with bloody water. I brought a hand up to my face. "gah fuck!" i exclaimed as Twilight came rushing in. "heh hows the kid?"
"she's fine, just a scraped knee, her parents came by to pick her up an hour ago"
So, I've been out for an hour i thought to myself as i looked to the mirror. "Damn it, hang on"
i placed my hands to the sides of my nose. she watched in slight horror as a mighty click was heard.
"never get used to that sensation" she simply Face-palmed as a lock of her pink highlighted hair came cascading down her face. Upon instinct reached out, "what are you..." i brushed it out of the way, tucking it behind her ear.
"I never did thank you for the answers, or for fixing me up just now"
I then looked at the time. "shit, gotta run... need to speak to the cakes"
She watched as I sped down the steps.

just what the hell did i do just then?

Chapter 4: Discovery

meanwhile in the dark recesses of some unknown location

In a dark hall, a gathering of people were conversing until finally a call for order was heard.
"SILENCE!" a loud booming voice commanded. sure enough, the hall fell silent.
"soon thou shalt heed the call to arms," a gruff sounding voice echoed around the room. "when our lord is finally free, we shall march on to Canterlot and take what is rightfully ours" there were several murmurs throughout the hall.
"who dares question the authority of Sakaar?" the Gruff voice belonged to a hooded figure. the hooded figure walked down from the steps leading to a dark throne.
A small, skinny man was pushed into the front. "Master Sakaar, I" Before the man could finish speaking, His throat was slit, blood becoming a small lake upon the floor. Sakaar was a ruthless shell of a man, leaving nothing but bodies and blood in his wake. Fueled by a blinding lust for power, and above all else, a mindless servitude to a powerful being.

Sakaar grew impatient.

It was a new day in Ponyville. I was currently running back and forth, making deliveries to various homes.
I had a small problem at first considering that Ponyville was still new to me. Luckily, I ran into an unlikely ally in this little quest. Her name was Ditzy. She claimed to know Ponyville like the back of her hand. the final delivery was pretty damn easy. I just handed the box over to her. "here's your muffins Ditzy" I gave a warm smile as she flew off with a thank you.
As i walked along fro the rest of the day, I found myself back in the town center. Pinkie Pie walked towards me, with a spring in her step. She then grabbed me by the arm, dragging me off.
"Pinkie? where are we going?" She simply looked down and smiled manically.
"You'll see" she then blindfolded me.
I twitched my ears to see if i could pick up any different sounds.
i could hear the call of the wind and footsteps on a dirt road. Pinkie Pie was humming a song as she dragged me along.

Sakaar was furious.

His foolish minions had no idea where his lord's body was being kept.
In the end, he decided upon a more darker approach. discovering the solution in a leather-bound book.
"Grab the whelp's body," He ordered the guards.
the guards picked up the carcass of the skinny man. they then threw it into a corner. "good, you've got the idea, we need sacrifices"

I found myself being pushed into a large area, hearing no sounds or movement. Pinkie removed the blindfold from me.
Opening my eyes to complete darkness, I felt uneasy. "uh Pinkie?"
"surprise!" What else could I do, I jumped high enough to grab a beam above me.
As I hung off, I took a look at the different people. then I saw the banner. Welcome to Ponyville, Gallant Knight.
I dropped down. "Are you surprised?huh are you?" Pinkie Pie asked enthusiastically.
I simply hugged her. "thanks pinkie, and judging by the amount of air I just got... I was definitely surprised" I chuckled.
After a few minutes of basic introductions, I simply perched myself on a seat with a glass of punch. I watched the different people play party games and basically chatting. "Pinkie, wheres the music at?" I asked, she simply pointed towards a crazy blue haired woman who was still setting up her equipment. She then watched me walk over to said woman.

"yo, Blue... need a hand?" She looked up, her shades perched on top of her head. She gave me a cocky smile.
"yeah dude, just plug this in" she held out a plug.
I plugged it into the electrical system, and her set-up came to life. "So.. Gallant Knight huh?" the blue haired woman then extended a fist. "Vinyl Scratch, at yer service" we bumped fists.
she then jumped behind her mixing desk and worked her magic.
I was expecting a cacophany of crap. but somehow, she made techno her bitch.

I looked over to where Twilight was sitting... however, i was standing face to face with her at that point.
She had a slight blush and a smile on her face. "Enjoying the party?" I barely heard her voice over the music.
The music had the tempo of a heart beat. "yeah, course i am" i gave her a wide smile.
glancing over to the punch table, i noticed a bottle hidden under the table. "oh well"
I walked over and poured out two glasses of punch, handing one over to Twilight.
"some prankster spiked the punch, not that I'm complaining" I took a sip, letting the new flavor dance along my taste-buds.
What was once a tropical fruit punch, was now a fruity kick in the teeth. "Vodka if I'm not mistaken" I smiled.

It had been a few minutes since the party had ended, and I was left to carry a now passed out Twilight back to her home.
Rarity walked with us to her home, ensuring both her safety and making sure i wouldn't take advantage.
She watched as I carried her up the stairs, sneaking up behind me as I lay Twilight down on the bed.
I bent down and whispered in the sleeping librarian's ear, then left with Rarity in tow.

"Alan? is... is everything alright?"
I gave a small smile as i walked with Rarity.
"every-thing's just fine"

Chapter 5: Justice

hell hath no fury like tranquil fury

The dark hall soon became an abattoir, Sakaar had his best Magi working on the spell designed to summon their dark lord.
Blood was stained on Sakaar's blade. He was having the time of his life. amongst the pile of bodies was several diamond dogs, they wouldn't be missed. three griffon wings were poking out of the pile precariously. he huffed, knowing that the wings wouldn't be fit for the throne of bones.

It was 7 in the morning, Celestia's sun kissed the rooftops as it rose. I looked out of the window as Rarity's younger sister, Sweetie Belle left for school. I found myself preparing for the ordeal of standing still for Celestia knows how long.
occasionally I would be pricked by needles and pins. Rarity smiled sheepishly as the campaign went on.
"So, Alan" Rarity started to speak, sounding unsure of her own thoughts. "how are you finding it here?" she asked.
As I stood still, looking out of the window, I chuckled. "well... to put it bluntly, It's home now" I grinned.
I turned to look at Rarity, Who was still struggling to comprehend my answer. "so, what's your real question?"
She looked slightly downcast. "I heard what you whispered, Goodnight Sweetheart... Why her?"
I drew a complete blank. "huh?"
She then began to pretty much describe the previous night. "but its when you laid her in her own bed... I was half expecting you to kiss her on the forehead" I almost did a double take on that.
"wait a just a minute here, your saying that you want me to persue a relationship with twilight..even though i could die in the near future?"
she nodded.
"no... I won't do it" Her jaw dropped.
"w-why not?"

I took a deep sigh. "to be perfectly honest, I don't want to see her hurt," I rubbed my temple "or worse"
She simply giggled. "You sound like a Celibate hero" I raised an eyebrow, then began to chuckle.
"Holy shit, Your right.. i almost invoked a trope" after a roar of laughter, i took a deep breath.
"I'm off for a walk i think" I smiled.
"go say hi to Twilight for me"

After a while, I found myself up a tree, simply watching the new world go by. I watched as the many different people simply carried on their daily lives. I was in such deep thought, that i didn't notice I was falling. "Jeez Sugarcube, ah've been callin ya fer ages" Applejack then helped me up.
"You have?" I was completely puzzled at this point, "Sorry about that, sometimes I think too much"
"heh, fair enough Sugarcube," Applejack chuckled. "Listen, its gonna be Applebuckin season soon, could really use your help"
"You got it, but first I gotta go deal with something"
"What's that?" Sweetie Belle came running up to me.
"Gallant Knight, Scootaloo is in trouble"
I put my left foot forward and took off.
"those three again?" I grumbled.
"what do ya mean?" Applejack panted as she ran beside me.
"look forward, and you'll see" Applejack did as I asked, but then watched as I ran up a ramp and jumped off.

The three bullies from before had now decided it would be a good idea to beat up a little girl.
"What are you gonna do now? Run home to mommy? get that new pansy to take a hit for you?" the leader chuckled idiotically. "heh, the kid looks like she's about to wet herself, right guys?...guys?" the leader turned around.
"Hi, remember me?"
"hah, hey look its the Pansy" he began to laugh, until he saw the look on my face.
"let the girl go Hoops" I smiled.
"what the.." Applejack looked at me for a moment. "did Rainbow dash tell you?"
"tell me what? his name? no... just guessed"

I watched as Hoops threw Scootaloo into a barrel, knocking her unconscious.
"Applejack, make sure she's alright" I fixed an icy glare to Hoops.
Hoops looked across to his so-called friends. They had already taken off.
"Come on man, I was just playin" as soon as he said that, I felt my blood boil.

"Just playing? JUST PLAYING?" I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth.
I then ran towards Hoops, still fixing him with an icy glare, I stopped 3 feet away.
"you could have killed her! and you think its a fucking game?!" I spat.
He feebly swung for me, out of fear. "You know what i'm going to to?"
"W-what are you going to do?"

"Simple, Tell the authorities... oh wait, No need" I grinned as two Police officers placed him in cuffs.
"Oh and Hoops? Your lucky I'm only angry"
I heard Applejack calling me. "Alan, buddy... Scootaloo's in hospital"

Twilight was sitting on the Sofa in the library, Listening to the events of the day as relayed by Pinkie Pie.
she could only feel a mixture of emotions. "While I'm glad he stepped in, He could have gotten hurt worse than before"
Twilight sighed. "I sure hope That this doesn't happen again" Pinkie Pie nodded in agreement.

Chapter 6: A trail of breadcrumbs

or in this case, A trail of haribo

I hate hospitals. more importantly...
I hate the smell of disinfectant, the way it seems to stick to your nostrils like glue sticks to paper.
the last time I was in a hospital, all I could do was sit there and wait to be stitched up.
As I sat and waited to see Scootaloo, I took note of all the different people in the waiting room.
A couple walked up to me. "Excuse me, Mr Knight?" I got up from a slouching position and looked at them directly.
"yeah, what's up?"
"Thanks for saving our daughter" I simply shrugged.
"heh, as long as it's me getting punched in the face and no-one else, it's fine"
Scootaloo's Parents looked shocked. "how can you... say such a thing?"
I sighed. "I can take a hit, they can't"
The young couple then proceeded to chat amongst themselves.
I fell asleep, or at least tried. "Alan, Scoots wants to see you"
Rainbow dash had nudged me.

"Hey kiddo, how ya feeling?" I grinned.
She simply pointed at her leg, now in a plaster cast.
"ouch, dont worry.. Hoops isn't able to bother you anymore"
She looked up at me for a moment.
"no, I didn't... he got arrested instead" I smiled.
"thats fine then, Knight" she replied,
The nurse had popped up behind me. "Sir? Visiting hours are almost over"
"oh, bugger, well i'll see ya later scoots"

I felt a bizarre pull at that moment, A magical pull.
Clutching my head for a brief moment, I felt my vision blur.
To any onlookers I'd probably look a little mad.
But I began to follow a faint white glowing line.
It lead me to somewhere I thought i'd never go back to.
Twilight had explained to me about the everfree forest, and its dangers.
I remebered my brief encounters withthe creatures there and shuddered.
Hopefully I wouldnt run it to them again.

But Lady Luck hates me.

I followed the trail relentlessly. feeling the fresh forest air enter my lungs.
I began to run, still on the trail. I heard a roar, and as per usual, A manticore was tailing me.
one word coursed through my veins. "fuck".
Keeping the pace, I jumped over several fallen branches.
Before long, the trail was at an end. A castle...

A Fucking Castle.
I took a few steps inside. Looking around I noticed dust, lots and lots of dust.
but what made it cliche was the book on a pedestal. the whole room looked like a shrine of sorts.
dedicated to the book. The book itself was old and torn, the pages were yellow with age.
as I blew a large amount of dust off the book, I read its title.

The legends of Caliburn

"oh fuck me" was the only sound you could hear coming from the castle.
I opened the book, frantically searching for a much needed answer.
until finally my eyes rested on the page number. Now all I need is Deckard Cain

I began to read.

And so it came to pass that Lord Tirek, was turned to stone... And his castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the Forests, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains..

I huffed, Closing the book. "I swear i've heard that before somewhere" I shrugged my shoulders.
Upon turning to leave however, the floor crumbled away. leaving me to fall into darkness.

Chapter 7: Excalibur

Also known as the sword of Plot development....

A messenger seraph was watching the forest in a vain attempt to stop the Discovery.
however, He knew that he failed. he flew back and awaited his punishment.
"Screamer, You have failed, how?" Sakaar Bellowed, his face becoming red with anger.
Screamer stood there, shuffling his feet. "...He was there too quick like he was following something"
within an instant, the poor seraph's head was rolling on the floor.
the Magi were still chanting a dark chorus. "soon My lord... Soon you shall be free"

I was currently brushing off dust and debris of my body. "Thats the last time I pick up a seemingly innocent book" I complained to no one in particular. I picked up the book again, only to find a ghostly apparition in front of me.
I looked the apparition over. "Okay" I dropped the book, and the apparition was gone. Picking up the book, i heard it speak.
"are you quite finished?" the being asked seemingly annoyed.
"yes thank you" I looked over the spirit in front of me.
The spirit then simply smiled. "You know, of all the descendants, I'm quite surprised it was you who found the book"
I blinked, crashing my train of thought. "what?"
Thats when the ghost face-palmed. "you don't know?... Arthur Pendragon is your... hmm.... wow...thats alot of greats..."
"huh... wait, so that means"
"Merlin, at your service" the Ghost identified itself.
I watched as he floated down a corridor. "well aren't you coming?"
I shrugged my shoulders and followed.

"so.. what was Arthur like?" I asked, expecting the usual he was a great man bullshit.
"in two words? insufferable douche" Merlin chuckled.
I looked over to Merlin. "seriously?"
"yeah, but his heart was in the right place though" He replied.
"ahh there it is, See that sword?"
I looked over to the sword he was talking about. "oh man is that Excalibur?"
"call it what you want, the name hasn't got a meaning"

"well, Mr Stabby it is" I then watched as the apparition began to literally laugh its head off.
"what?"
"you're calling a blessed blade Mr Stabby?"
"what would you prefer?"
Merlin looked at me for a moment, then looked at the blade currently still waiting for release.
"hmm...well...Pendragon?"
"In honor of my... grandfather" I smiled. Merlin pointed over to a chest.
"there should be a scabbard and"
"Fuck shields" I grinned triumphantly.

Twilight and the others had the bright idea of following Alan into the Everfree forest.
Coming nearer to the Castle, they had noticed the hole in the ground.
"Come on guys, he could be down there" Twilight jumped down.
the others looked slightly confused. "Well, lets get goin' everyone" Applejack jumped down after her.
Rainbow and Fluttershy flew after them. "I do hope he's alright"

Twilight could see the faint glow of light leading down a tunnel. "This way, i can just here him talking to..."
"A bag for the book"

Merlin finished his sentence. "So Merlin, anyway out of here?"
"back the way you came" I then turned around and saw Twilight and the others standing there.
Twilight was confused, "Ghost... how?"
I simply tapped the book. "explanations later"
They all watched as I grabbed the sword, And promptly pulled it out.
"well, looks like I'm not needed anymore, Good Luck, descendant of Pendragon" Merlin vanished.

"lets get out of here guys, I have a feeling Celestia will want to here about this" I grinned as we left the way we came.

A chill went up my spin as i opted to climb up the wall.
I shrugged it off, putting it down to the cold air.
Little did I know, I was being watched from afar.

Chapter 8: Comatose and training

Or more importantly... Evil arises

The time had come, one last sacrifice was all that was needed.
Sakaar now had to finish the chant of ages. His dark lord was now an unbound soul.
Soon, the screams of anguish and lamentation would be as music to his ears.
"Surge, dominus Tirek .... surge et accipe ... Ave tua nova corpora carnis. Ave Tirek"
Sakaar plunged a cerimonial dagger into an unwitting magi's chest cavity, carving out the heart.

Sakaar had succeeded.
Tirek was reborn.

The walk back to ponyville was interesting to say the least.
Rainbow dash was berating me for taking off like that, and Twilight had a curious look about her.
"I suppose you'll be wanting to have a look at the book, Twilight" I chuckled. She simply nodded.
I took a tentative sniff at my own Armpits. Finally settling on a face to describe it, Rarity simply hid a giggle behind her hand.
I handed the book over to Twilight and then simply walked off to the Boutique.

the walk was fairly peaceful. Children were outside playing their little games, A far cry from what Kids back home would be doing. they'd be playing Call of duty or something boring like that. "heh, makes a change"
"I know, kids these days.. always wanting to get dirty" Rarity walked beside me at a leisurely pace.
"well... believe it or not, I was a kid once" I chuckled.
"what was your childhood like?" Rarity asked.
"Besides the running and fighting?... pretty damn peaceful"
She looked at me for a moment, then settled on what she was going to say.
"I'm quite surprised You didn't put Hoops in hospital that day"

I shrugged my shoulders, I should have... why didn't I?.
"I'm surprised myself" I chuckled as i opened the door to the boutique.
"Ladies first" I grinned as Rarity walked past, hearing a my such a gentleman coming from inside.
I grabbed the towel I used previously, and a spare set of clothes. I climbed up the stairs.
climbing into the shower, I began to hum a small tune.

Rarity began to draw up some designs for an outfit, seemingly inspired by the Sword the now lay next to the sofa.
She got to work, breaking pencils and pens needlessly, slaving over paper and fabric.
after a while, the initial design phase was over. she took a much needed break from her work.
She turned around to see Alan sleeping peacefully on the sofa. Twilight knocked on the door.
Rarity proceeded to walk over and let her in, being careful to not wake the sleeping man up.
"Twilight? What is it darling?" Twilight simply opened the book, and pointed to the passage from earlier.
A look of fear and sorrow drifted over the refined woman's face. "Keep reading" Twilight whispered.
"Twilight, did you send that letter?" Twilight nodded.

"Celestia should be arriving in an hour," the librarian added. "we need to wake him up"
With that, she began to nudge me. "hey.. wake up" Twilight repeated the process, with no result.
Rarity sighed, then took a pin out of her pincushion and jabbed the sleeping man.
still nothing. "Scan him" Rarity sounded worried.

Twilight ran a glowing hand an inch above Alan's unconscious form.
Her face fell. "He... He's in a exhaustion induced coma" A tear rolled down her cheek.

I was still in the shower, or at least... I was when I stood face to face with the man himself.
"So... would you mind telling me why YOU, of all people, were chosen to wield excalibur?"
The man looked at me for a moment, then began to laugh. "Wow... Merlin was right... You are an insufferable douche" I chuckled. "Wait... You saw him?" Arthur looked a little shocked. "then... Oh great" He huffed.
"so..where are we?" I asked, The Spirit simply Shrugged.
"Somewhere in your mind... Probably the 90% you never use"
I then watched as he waved a hand. "I suppose I'd better train you" Two swords appeared out of nowhere.

this was going to be long nap.

Twilight simply sat there as Alan was moved onto a stretcher. She grabbed the sword and placed it on her back.
"Rarity, I'm gonna go put this and the book in the library, then..."
"Your going to go to the hospital and wait for him to wake up" Rarity gave Twilight a stern look.
"But Rarity" Twilight tried her best to formulate an argument, but failed. the librarian then sighed. "Your right... But shouldn't you go with them now? considering how close you two are?"
Rarity started to giggle. "Believe me, Twilight, He's not interested in me" Twilight watched as the ambulance left.
"then who?" Twilight asked.
"well, considering that he confided in me a few days ago about it.... he may or may not want to ask you out sometime soon... if he wakes up that is" she looked down to the floor.

I reached out for one sword as he grabbed the other. "Are you ready for this?" the armor clad man held his sword out in a fighting stance. I began to experiment different styles of sword play before settling on one simple style.
I lunged forwards, "have at thee" he parried and sent me to the ground.
"Predictable, now this time... try and hit me"

Needless to say, I learn quickly. after a ending up on my face several times, I tried a different stance.
I stood in front of the blonde man, sword resting on my shoulder. Arthur thought that he saw an opening and decided to take a chance. I put my foot out, and kicked him in the chest. Arthur slid back and tried again, only this time he had to either dodge or block the sword. "Interesting, keep to that style"

this time, our blades connected. I jumped back, avoiding a hit.
"that was too close" I chuckled, not expecting the next strike. upon impulse, I moved to the left.
I snapped my fingers for a moment. "oh... this shits awesome"
"What is that noise?" Arthur looked confused.
"Just a bit of mood music" I leapt forwards yet again, only to end up behind him, taking the opportunity to simply avoid his attacks. until he caught me on the cheek. I ignored the pain.

the hospital staff watched in awe as a cut appeared on the unconscious Alan's cheek.
Twilight took a note of this, and simply ordered everyone to leave.
the only word used to describe her facial expression was worry.
she was worried that what ever had caused this cut, or even this coma... could kill him very easily.

"Alan, did I forget to mention that what ever happens here, happens to your body?"
"fuck, better be at my peak" I began to keep out of Arthur's reach until points of oppurtunity presented themselves.
"well done... you're finally getting it, a fight doesn't necessarily need to have honor, just good timing" Arthur soon stopped talking, and went to a mixed stance, one of both defense and offense. He had a shield.

"I've said it once, I'll say it again... Fuck shields" the comment caught Arthur off guard. I again jumped over him and literally ran him through. "oops" I chuckled nervously as Arthur dropped to his knees.
I then watched as both swords and the shield dissipated. "well, I wasn't expecting that... but then again, Tirek won't either"
It then became clear to me as to what this session was for...

Preparation...

Chapter 9: Awakening

HEY LISTEN

"At last, I'm free" The bestial form of Lord Tirek took center stage as Sakaar bowed before him.
"Lord Tirek, My name is Sakaar" Tirek turned to the voice.
"I must thank you, is that what your thinking?" Tirek laughed.
"well... no"
"then i won't... General Sakaar"
Sakaar simply bowed.
"thank you my lord, Now i must ask...what are your plans now that you are free?"
"Simple... we take over, with the help of the rainbow of darkness"
Sakaar, for the first time in a thousand years... went pale. "The... Rainbow of darkness doesn't.... It has been destroyed"
Tirek grabbed the newly appointed general by the neck and lifted him up. "What do you mean, destroyed"
Sakaar gave a very short explanation, which was hard to do when his neck was inches short of being snapped like a twig.
"but you do have a dedicated army" Sakaar stated.

after conversing with Arthur on how he managed to defeat Morgana for the umpteenth time, I sighed.
"Look, as much as i appreciate the chat, I've really got to get back to the world of the living"
Arthur simply smiled. "Fair enough, as long as you know what to do when the time comes... Hero"
a blinding light opened up in the middle of my mind. I took a step before waving goodbye.

Twilight slept dreamlessly, a look of worry etched on her face. She was asleep on the musty old tome from the castle.
I groggily opened my eyes, taking in the whiteness of the room. the smell of disinfectant threatened to make me gag.
grabbing a blanket, I laid it upon the sleeping woman. At that moment, Rarity popped her head round the door frame and smiled. "You're awake, I see" I looked up at the Fashionista.
"heh, You saw that?" I asked, she simply nodded.
"Before... Twilight wakes up... I want to apologize" Rarity looked ashamed about something.
"No need... If anything, I should thank you" I looked down at the librarian. "It's not every day I wake to a woman sleeping peacefully beside me, How long was i out?"

Rarity simply sighed. "Three days"
I simply gave a stoic look. "what?... three days?" I then shouted
"who's shouting?" Twilight then looked at me, "Alan? what are you doing up so early?"
I looked over with a smile, "go back to sleep Sweetheart"
"oh okay" as soon as she rested her head back on the book, she sprang up and jumped onto me.
"ALAN! don't you ever do that again!!!" She cried.
I sighed, "I'll try, Cant promise much though" She looked up at me for a moment.
"but i can promise that i'll take you out to dinner after I get out of here" She suddenly looked at me with a small smile.
"I think I can live with that", Rarity simply giggled at the sight.

"So... what happened in your head?"
"I met a mythical King... the king of Avalon"
she looked at me for a moment. "King Arthur?"
"the very same... a bit arrogant, but even in death... he's bloody strong"
Twilight looked confused, but as I began to explain the events that occurred, she realized that trouble was brewing.
"So, Tirek.. a demon from... well... an age ago.. Possibly from Celestia's parents time, Now wants revenge against the elements of harmony" Twilight made whatever sense she could out of this farfetched explanation.
"thats about the gist of it yes" I sighed.
"we had better warn"
"Princess Celestia!" Twilight looked up at her old teacher.
"Twilight Sparkle, I trust you're keeping Gallant Knight out of harms way?"
"heh, yeah... She is" I smiled. "Rarity, get your friends... I think they'll want to hear about this too"
However, Rarity had already left... and came walking back in with Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack in tow.

"I bring grave news, Equestria will soon be in terrible danger, however this new threat"
"Can be stopped... but not with the Elements of harmony alone" I Butted in.
"Care to elaborate, Knight?" I simply pointed to the book. Which Celestia promptly sat and read.
I sighed and explained to the rest what was going on.
"and now He's back"

"Um Alan?... thats what I was going to say... the statue caved in on itself" Celestia looked despondent.
hell... she was afraid, Luna had abruptly appeared, startling everyone in the room.
"We have found the location of Tirek's Tower, However, It is heavily Guarded"
I feebly got to my feet. "Great... still weak from the comatose state" I sighed as i took a few tentative steps.
Testing out a theory, I stretched, hearing several popping sounds. "Much better"

I then smiled. "well, I need to get out of here, Stretch my legs ya know?"
The doctor must have heard this and simply walked in, "Sign here, and get out" He grinned.
"heh Cheeky bastard," I returned the grin as I suited up, then took a tentative sniff again.
"Great... I smell worse than a friggin manticore in high season"
Celestia raised an eyebrow. "trust me.. under the circumstances.. its better if you dont know"

Chapter 10: Romance with a chance of invasion

As always... somethings never change

Sakaar stood on the cliff edge overlooking ponyville, smiling evilly as he drew up plans in his head.
For starters, He would gather the elements of harmony and bring them before Lord Tirek.
Then he would gather up any rebellious spirits and execute them, or at least... that was the plan.
Somehow Luck, for once was choosing a new side.

After being released back into the wild, I simply chuckled.
The day had gone by quickly. After giving a full explanation to the Princesses about what went on in my head, Celestia's fears were confirmed. I looked across the Library, stopping on Pinkie Pie. I watched as Pinkie Pie began to twitch involuntarily, then noticed the look of fear that had overcome each face. "thats not good is it?"
"nope, not at all"
"ohhhhkay... twitchy eye lids, itchy back, twitchy fingers... shiver down the spine... yep... Its a doozy
Pinkie looked at everyone in fear, "I haven't had this series of twitches since the parasprites"
I simply shrugged. "So... Twilight," I spoke while placing the sword on my back. "I'll be back at 7pm, wear something nice"
"sugarcube, ah don't think that now's the time for" Rarity cut her off with a hoof.
Twilight simply blushed and nodded.

Sakaar began to put his plan into action, sending a group of Soldiers into ponyville.
Their orders were to simply sneak and observe,
but as per usual, the higher up wanted things sped up.

I found myself sitting down in the Boutique brushing my own auburn locks, removing stray strands of split ends.
Tying it up in a top knot, I simply looked for a note. I then found a small piece of paper atop a bag.

Alan/Gallant Knight
Thought you could do with a new suit,
so while you were singing that song in the shower,
I began to create it for you
I hope Its to your liking
Rarity

I grinned as I felt the fine fabric. this reminds me of a song.
I simply hummed a little tune as i suited up. Chuckling to myself I replaced the sword on my back, having a bizarre feeling I'd need it. "Well, its 6:30, takes a few minutes to get there, May as well enjoy the walk while I can" I mused to myself.
I left the boutique, and locked the door behind me. Looking up at the setting sun in the distance.
"Can't get much better than this" I smiled as I reached the library.

I knocked on the door, then waited. I placed a hand against the wall and repeated the knock.
The door then opened, Spike stood there waiting. "Nice suit, I suppose I better call Twilight"
He then waddled off and called Twilight a few times.
Twilight walked down slowly. I pretty much picked my Jaw off the floor.
I walked in, Taking note of Rarity following shortly after. "Hey, Rarity, Catch" I threw the keys to her, she caught them midair with her magic.
Twilight then smiled with a small blush. I took her hand in mine, "vous regardez ce soir belle, Mademoiselle"
Rarity shot a glance and looked slightly jealous, but sighed. "shall we?" I opened the door to leave with Twilight.

as we continued a walk around the town, I began to notice the streets were slowly becoming empty.
Thinking nothing of it, I stopped outside a lovely restaurant I found earlier. "How about here?"
"oh... Okay, but it's not cheap" I simply gave a small chuckle at her reluctance, but soon heard the slight rustle of leaves from a near by bush. "Twilight, Teleport back to the library"
"why?" She then looked on in fear as I grabbed the hilt of the sword.
"do it, and send word to Celestia, Blue flame, Red letter"
"okay" She vanished with a flash of light.

From the bush jumped a tall male seraph and a short magi, they didnt look happy.
"damn, she got away, looks like you'll have to do, Element of... er... loyalty?"
I shook my head, pulling the sword off my back.
"how many of you are there?" I tried my luck, to see how stupid these two were.
"erm.. about 10 of us"
I brought the flat side of the sword down on the tall man's head and avoided a swing from the stubby man.
The tall man then drew his own blade and took off into the air.
I simply shrugged, then flipped him off.

the moron swooped down to make an attempt on my life, but somehow managed to fly into the wall of the restaurant.
"Damn it" the flyer then stood back up and charged again. I simply pointed my blade forwards, Running the Seraph through.
the Magi then looked at me for a moment as my mood turned sour.
"I was about to take her on a date... and then you show up" I growled slightly.
needless to say, The magi was now slowly reeling back in fear.
"Now where is the rest of your little group?"

I made a mistake asking that.
I looked up at the rooftops and saw the silhouettes preparing to jump down.
They had an advantage in numbers.

Chapter 11: Curbstomp

let's get dangerous you might want to click the link... adds a little mood music

Sakaar watched as the mortal man dispatched two of the worst soldiers he had laid his eyes upon. It was all part of the plan.
but what he didn't expect was the man putting up a fight.

"STOP JERKING ME AROUND!" I shouted angrily, as 3 warriors came at me with renewed vigor. I was running out of steam as I heard the shout of Rainbow Dash overhead. "hey, need a hand?" I simply nodded.
She swooped down and punched a few in the head. "what do these guys want anyways?"
as she watched me fight off my own attackers, she was jumped on by an earther. I caught a glimpse of her flying upwards before throwing her would-be captor off. luckily for him, he landed in a hay-pile. "Rainbow, get yourself to the library"
I landed a crippling blow to a near by soldier foolish enough to get close.
"these guys are only fodder, somehow Tirek has managed to get himself a small army, I think" I once again mused to myself, not noticing Celestia's royal guard approaching.
"hey, If you pansies are done drawing straws... Follow me!" the 7 warriors that were standing gave chase as I ran to a near by park. The moon was now high.

Just a little more, i thought to myself as I reached the perfect position to fight, Ironically near the cliff.
perfect. I grinned, placing the sword on my shoulder. "well, You've got two choices folks," I chuckled as I bounced the sword on my shoulders. "either tell me who sent ye... or" I moved quickly, dragging the blade through a very unlucky man. The remaining warriors watched their comrade fall.
I felt a light tap on my shoulders, and turned to face whoever stood behind me.

Twilight stood in wait, Celestia had arrived to keep her and the elements safe.
"Twilight, Don't worry, I'm sure Gallant will be fine" Celestia did her best to hide an expression of fear.
the two guards simply floated above in watch. Noticing the events taking place.
nothing could prepare them for the feat of raw strength that the redheaded warrior was about to demonstrate.

Sakaar stood opposite me, looking a tad miffed. He held up a small child, One I recognized all too well.
"What's your name?" I asked the wall of muscle.
"General Sakaar of Lord Tirek's glorious army"
"I'll give you three seconds to put the kid down, or I take your arm"
He then threw the kid into the cliff. Sakaar then grabbed me by the shirt.
but quickly found himself without a hand. "You just got blood on my suit..."

It was at this point that Sakaar's minions learned three things.
never bullshit about an army.
never hurt a child in front of me.
And never ruin my suit.

I picked Sakaar up by the neck, running on both adrenalin and rage. drawing back my fist, I began to repeatedly smash his skull against it until his skull fractured. "If I much as catch you or anyone of your ilk... I'll kill you"
Sakaar stood up hazily. I brought my sword in a downwards arc, cleaving the General in twain.
"just like you dearly departed leader here, and tell your Lord Tirek... the last pendragon is coming for him"
I watched as they left. Placing the Pendragon on my back, I found the child. It was Scootaloo. I scooped her up in my arms and wearily carried her all the way back to the hospital.
"it's either my luck is rubbing off on you or... we're both as bad as each other"

Chapter 12: To save a life

step one....

"Come on... stay with me scoots, wake up" I tried to keep calm as I carried her.
I began to run, even if my legs threatened to give out.
not stopping for even a microsecond. Each person I passed had the same worried expression as they saw the bloodied shirt and increasingly worried expression as I ran. "Dr Whooves," I burst into the waiting room.
"Mr Knight... what on Equestria happened to you?"
"Don't worry about me... FUCKING SAVE HER!" I couldn't help it, I got angry.
Angry at myself for not being strong enough, angry at my already clouded mind.
I placed the small girl on the Hospital bed and reluctantly watched as she was wheeled straight into surgery.
"Come one, Scoots... jeez, i've been here for 4 weeks, already killed a few people... and nearly gotten a child killed...
What kind of man am I?" I sighed before finally collapsing onto the seat in exhaustion yet again.

Lord Tirek was not pleased, Sakaar had failed, that was certain.
The demon began to pace back and form, growing to admire his new, more humaniod form.
He grunted for a moment before calling forth his minions. "As you know... Sakaar has failed.... You shall ensure that this will not happen again, Understand?" The three minions each saluted with a "yes Lord Tirek".
Tirek looked out to the window to see a lone seraph, shivering in fear.
"ahhh, you there... anything to report?" Tirek huffed.
"the...last Pendragon has appeared my lord... Please don't kill me my lord"
"kill you?" Tirek laughed as he plunged a clawed hand into the messengers chest, Ripping his heart out.
"now why would you suggest a thing like that?"

I found myself in my mindscape again,the wind was blowing strong. a storm was brewing. I had a headache.
looking over the trees and various other foliage, Arthur looked at me with a small amount of sorrow and alot of Regret. "It wasn't your fault" He placed a hand on my shoulder.
"Yes it is... it always is... How the hell am i going to beat Tirek.... If..." Arthur sighed.
"Harmony" He uttered this one word.
"It isn't your fault... now wake up"
"what?" I looked confused.
"Wake up, Alan" Arthur's voice slowly began to change as the mind-scape began to move like an earthquake.
"WAKE UP ALAN!!!!" Arthur screamed, but he sounded oddly like...

"Twilight?" I said groggily to The unknown woman calling my name. I was suddenly enveloped in a hug.
I felt tears hitting my shoulders, as she began to cry. "Shhh, Calm down" I placed my hand on her back, and stroked her hair as she cried. "Y-you could have died, or... you could have..." she continued to sob.
"Could have been... but I'm not" The doctor walked in. Scootaloo's Parents had began to bombard him with questions.

I waved them over. "listen, you two... what was she doing out at that time of night?"
Their faces fell. "she might have escaped, she had a thirst for adventure"
I looked at them for a moment. "Has," I corrected. "I refuse to believe that Scootaloo is dead"

her father Looked at me "Damn it, it should be you! ever since you came here she's been caught up, put in danger!" I took out the sword and handed it to him.
"That sword is a part of my bloodline" he looked at the blade, then to me. "with it... I took the life of Scootaloo's would-be killer"
he watched as the tears rolled down my cheeks. "but the one thing I can't do with it... is bring her back"

Scootaloo's father was about to say something. "When i arrived here... all i had were the clothes on my back, and the blood in my veins... Blood which has been spilled protecting Scootaloo.... and you pin the blame on me" I sighed.
"Its less than i deserve" I sighed as I walked up to the doctor.
"How is she doc?" He looked down for a moment.
"not good, three broken ribs, a fractured femur and one of her wings is broken"
"Fuck... Is she awake?"
"no"
"get her parents in there... and dont let them leave"

I sat back down next to Twilight, her Purple eyes now bloodshot red. "Alan?" she squeaked out. "I... Dont want to be alone tonight" I simply wiped away some stray tears.
"I know Twi... neither do I" I kept her in my arms and kissed her forehead. She had fallen asleep shortly after.
Spike walked in looking for her.

"Hey, Think you can carry her?" I looked at the small dragon.
"my arms hurt, but I'll manage" I smiled weakly as I picked her up in a bridal style carry.
He saw the slight discomfort i was in, but then noticed I was smiling.

It was now 3 in the morning. Celestia's sun had begun to ascend into the skies.
the three of us reached our destination slowly. Carefully manevouring through the door, I carried Twilight up the stairs and laid her in the bed. Spike simply smiled at the gesture and threw a towel at me.
"Go have a shower man, and then..." he threw a pair of my jogging pants at me "put those on and get into bed, She'll appreciate it"

well, when the dragon's right... He's right.

Chapter 13: Morning...

.. afternoon... evening

A gentle breeze flew through the window, the late morning was the perfect time to wake up. Twilight attempted to roll over but was seemingly stopped by something. She woke up and looked at what was stopping her.
She found an arm holding her close, she carefully moved the arm and turned around. there, sleeping peacefully, was Alan.
Alan again subconsciously pulled her close. Smiling softly, she drifted back to sleep. But before slumber could take over once again, she felt a pair of lips brush her head, and a voice. "Morning sleeping beauty" she looked up. Alan was smiling.

"What time is it?" The half-asleep librarian asked. Alan simply chuckled.
"Don't know, and right now... I don't care" she saw the sword resting in the corner.
she groggily looked at the clock. "its half past ten in the morning" Twilight calmly stated.
Alan simply smiled as Twilight got out of bed. stretching her legs, she walked towards the shower.

I laid in the bed simply thinking bizarre random thoughts, like what I wanted to do today. As I stared at the ceiling, Twilight walked in, almost forgetting I was there. I looked up for a moment, and instantly put my head back on the bed again.
"Twilight... I'm still here ya know" I stammered out, Hearing an embarrassed squeak. she pulled her towel, wrapped around her curvaceous body up a little more. "eh.. I'll just leave" I scratched the back of my head. as I to leave, she simply giggled.
"what?" I was confused.
"Good morning to you too"
Looking down, I noticed I was standing at attention
"OH god no" as I darted out. a dry towel hit me on the back of my head.
"go have a shower... maybe a cold one?" she giggled.

As I stepped into the shower, I couldn't help but think about trying the whole date again, hoping it wouldn't happen again.
Humming a small tune, I simply watched the sleep right out of me. Looking at the body wash, I noticed it had caffeine in it. "these people think of everything"
Needless to say, I felt like a new man. stepping out of the shower, I simply chuckled as I put the suit pants and jacket on.
"what about the shirt?" Spike asked from behind me.
"it's got blood on it" I sighed, remembering the events of last night.
Spike left the room and went down the stairs.

I walked back into the bedroom, seeing Twilight looking over the books on her shelf. "found what your looking for yet?"
She shook her head. I chuckled. "well, lets go have breakfast first," I commented, While looking over her. She was currently wearing a red shirt and blue skinny jeans... for some odd reason it was beckoning me over to reach out... basically be lecherous. I shook the thought process off. "yeah, I guess you're right" She giggled.

As we both walked out of the room, Spike could see the smile on her face. I simply followed suit with an equal grin.
"So Spike, any idea's how i got here?" Twilight asked.
Spike shrugged. "heh, Alan carried you from the hospital to here" I visibly blushed.
"seriously?" She turned to look at me "but you looked so tired"
I simply shrugged my shoulders. "and? I didn't have the heart to wake you" I scratched the back of my head.
As Spike waddled off to make breakfast for everybody, Twilight sat on my lap and did something very impulsive.
there wasn't any word or notion to describe it other than the words she whispered in my ear afterwards. "Thank you, sweetheart"
I raised an eyebrow. I was about to return the favor when we were caught short by a certain dragon clearing his throat.

"dude, Breakfast's ready" Spike chuckled.
"Sure know how to ruin a moment, Spike" I gave him the old one-fingered salute. Spike continued to laugh as he retrieved his own breakfast. Twilight slid off my lap, and ,with a smile, tucked into her breakfast.

the rest of the morning went peacefully.
That is until Rainbow Dash crashed through the window this a newspaper in her hands.
"yo Knight, you made the paper!"
she threw the newspaper to me. I caught it and read the headlines. "Unknown hero protects Ponyville" the photo looked to be taken at night. the moonlight looked to be dancing off the sword in the photo. "wow," I continued to read the article. looking at the bottom of the photo, it actually had the name of the photographer. "so thats what she was doing out"

Chapter 14: More training

even Rocky had a montage

Ponyville became a bustling busy town at 11am. thankfully it was a monday, so I had the entire day to waste.
Running down to Sweet Apple Acres, I jumped over several different obstacles. Finally making it over the fence and into the orchard, I saw Applejack standing there looking a tad surprised.
"heh, Sorry I'm late" I chuckled. Applejack just looked me up and down fro a moment.
"uhhh... Sugarcube? Where's yer shirt?"
I simply shrugged, settling on a simple "Don't ask"
"So what are we doing then? Picking apples?"
"yup, Got it in one Alan, lemme demonstrate how we do things here" I watched as the blonde Applefarmer walked up and pulled her leg back, she then kicked the tree with a hard kick. "Holy horseshit" I exclaimed upon seeing the tree simply just drop the ripe apples. "so how many trees do you need to kick?" I asked.
"about the entire north field"
"aren't we in the north field now?" I asked a stupid question.
she simply nodded and told me to get to work.

I walked over to the first tree of the day. I attempted to copy the kick which Applejack used to no avail.
In the end, I drew my fist back and threw it forward as hard as I could snapping it back. 12 apples hit the ground.
"great... another few punches like that and I'll have a full basket and a broken hand" I grumbled to myself.
I attempted another kick, this time swinging with my hips. sure enough, it worked.
the rest of the apples came tumbling down. "okay, 1 down... 200 hundred to go," I sighed, "and then I start ferrying them to the barn"

Twilight had stopped over at sugarcube corner to pick up some cupcakes and muffins. something told her that Alan was quite partial to them. as she paid for them, Pinkie Pie sighed. "What's wrong Pinkie?" Twilight saw an uncharacteristically solemn look on Pinkie's face. "I just had a twitch, when you came in"
"Really? what about?"
"Alan"

It had been precisely one hour, one arduous, painful hour. my feet and shins were red raw, throbbing with pain.
"Ouch, sugarcube, you're legs look like they could fall off at any second" Applejack looked at me apologetically.
"Heh, nothing i can't handle" I grunted as I stood up. she then watched as I proceeded to backflip.
"whoah, heh and ah thought you were out of surprises" she let out a small chuckle.
she threw a bottle of water to me. I caught the bottle. "How many have I got left?"
"Ah'd say round-about 50" I tilted my head slightly.
"oh good grief" I plonked the bottle of water in my jacket pocket, and began to work again.

after a few minutes, the 50 tree had caused the skin on my left shin to break. I was now bleeding.
"well, this is going to hurt like hell" I sighed, popping the top of the water and pouring it on the bleeding leg.
"er, AJ? could you go get me a pole or something?" she looked over to me for a moment, saw the blood and took off to the barn. I simply sighed. "Its only a bit of blood!" I called out with a chuckle.

"What about him?"
"I think... no wait... hmmmm twitchy left eyelid... ah yeah he hurt himself again"
Twilight facepalmed. "well, at least it wasn't serious right?" she chuckled "So where is he anyways?"
"Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack asked for his help with the harvest"

As I picked myself up off the floor, Applejack and her elder brother came back with bandages and iodine.
"Iodine? get that shit away from me!" Her brother then grabbed me by the arm.
"sorry pal" came the only words from the big guy. Applejack administered the iodine, eliciting a yelp of pain.
I felt my leg being wrapped in the bandage. "eh.. got that pole?"
"what?.. this one?" Applejack held it out, as i got up.
I simply nodded, grasping the pole in my hand. "what are ya doing?" she asked.
"simple I'm going to carry the baskets two at a time on this"
"Well, we were just going ta load 'em up on the cart, You can pull it if you want" She chuckled.
"don't think i can, it's got a drivers seat" I chuckled.
"well, thanks for the help Sugarcube, ah got a feeling this year's harvest will be alot quicker"
I twirled the pole for a moment. "no problem, glad to help, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and get stronger"
Big Mac looked at me for a moment, confused. "er, Mac? thats Gallant Knight" Applejack informed her brother.

I reached a prime location and began a staff kata, having learned how to use staves years ago.
As i swung the staff around, my mind became clearer, as I heard footsteps slowly coming from behind me
It was at that point i had the pole outstretched, a centimeter away from the unknown person's throat.
"whoah, dude, chill"
"Sorry Dash" I sighed.
"thats okay, that was pretty fast" She giggled slightly.
"heh," I looked at the pole for a moment. "want to see something even more cooler?"
"heh, If I did, I'd look in the mirror" Dash grinned.
I sighed, then threw the staff into the air.

she watched the staff, as I took off into a run.
I began to jump over things yet again. she shook out of her trance and saw I was half way near the town.
"I'm gonna catch that... dumbass" She chuckled before zooming after me.

Chapter 15: trying again

awful lot of running to do

As I ran through the streets of ponyville, I looked back. Rainbow dash was hot on my trail.
she sped up, but I moved slightly to the left,"ya missed" I continued running, but quickly out the brakes on. Rainbow dash was floating in front of me. "Ahhh crap" I turned around to away. but my path was soon blocked.
so i turned to face an angry Dash. "ehh... Gotta run!"
I took off once again, leaving a cloud of dust in my wake.
Dash shot off like a rocket after me. "come on... faster Alan.. Faster!!" I thought to myself.
seeing a few market stalls in front of me, i could only climb and jump along them assassins creed style.
Landing on the other side of the stalls, I looked back, noticing Rainbow gaining on me.
"fuckfuckfuck" I carried on running. finding myself at a dead end. I ran up a wall and onto the rooftops.
she flew after me, going in the same direction. "Jeez will you bugger off? I've got to get to work in an hour, don't want to go all sweaty"
Rainbow as usual didnt listen. so I jumped off onto the lower rooftop. Running along, I was getting more and more out of breath. She watched as I carried on running towards the boutique.

Alan burst through the door, panting like crazy. "Rarity, If you need me... I'll be in the shower" he huffed.
Rainbow Dash arrived shortly after, looking around for Alan. "Rarity, Have you seen Alan anywhere?"
"can't say I i have, Darling" Rarity bent the truth. "why?"
"meh no reason... just chased him from Sweet Apple Acres" she chuckled.
"why exactly?" Rarity looked at the rainbow haired athlete.
"wanted to see how fast he was... and boy he's fast"
her ears twitched. she could hear the shower running, so she decided to just wait around.
"mind if i wait a bit, wanna ask him out" Upon hearing this, Rarity went pale.
"um... Rainbow Dash... I'm afraid you're a bit late for that"
"you mean you and him?"
"not exactly" Rarity giggled slightly.
"ohhh... so who is the lucky guy then" Rainbow Dash sighed.
Rarity burst out laughing.

"What's so damn funny?"

"Seriously, What's so damn funny?" I looked over, thankfully being fully clothed.
Rarity was literally doubled over with laughter. "R...Rainbow thinks your gay!" She wheezed out before taking a deep breath. I blinked twice, And joined in with the laughter. Rainbow Dash looked over at me before trying something stupid in my honest opinion. "god.. Twilight is gonna piss herself when she hears about this... oh shit that actually reminds me"
Rarity looked over to me for a moment. "why were you chasing me around?" I asked Dash.
"well... I was gonna ask you out" She looked down glumly.
"why exactly? I didn't think I was your type"

"Doesn't matter anymore.... so who's lucky enough then?"
"well... Twilight" Rainbow Dash looked up at me for a moment as a flash of anger shot across her face.
"Whoah, anyone could have told you we were dating" I let out a chuckle. "its not like its a secret"
Rainbow Dash simply sighed, looking slightly dejected. "Hey Dash... look at me for a moment"
she looked up. "I know it sucks, but... ah.... well, as My old friend back on earth used to say, there's plenty of fish in the sea, You've just got to cast your line out and hope you catch the right one for you... mind you, he was a fisherman... so its a stupid analogy" I chuckled slightly. Rainbow looked at me in confusion at first.
Rarity chimed in with her two bits as it were. "I think what he means to say is, there are plenty of other people out there," She gave her friend a hug. "You've just got to find them... or maybe they'll find you... who knows" She gave a smile.

"Anyways, I better get to the delivery job" I spoke, "I'll see you later you two, And er.. Rarity? I'll probably come straight back here after work to suit up again" She simply waved me off.

As I began the trek to Sugarcube corner, I couldn't help notice I was being followed.
Attempting to ignore it, I simply carried on walking. It was when I turned the next corner I caught a glimpse of who ever was following me. "Come on, Pinkie, your not exactly sneaky" I chuckled.
"How did you know?" she chirped, jumping out of the bush.
"who else wears that disguise" I chuckled, pointing out the cheap looking joke glasses she had on her face.
She simply giggled. "so ready for work?" She grinned as we reached the bakery.
"yeah, Course I am Pinkie" I grinned.

within seconds, She had piled a large selection of cakes onto a trolley. "here's the deliveries today," She gave me a list of adresses "good luck!"

I looked at the list, it was going to be easy, and all the more better.

After speeding through my main deliveries, I found myself at the carousel boutique. I knocked on the door, "hey, Rarity, I got your Cheesecake here" I shouted, as she quickly came to the door. I stepped in, noticing something. The white shirt of the suit was now clean. "hmm, Did Spike bring that round?"
Rarity answered. "yes he did, he also said to give you this" She handed me a note.

Want to try the date again?

"I'll be back in a few seconds" I dashed off, grabbing the white shirt.
sure enough, a few seconds later I came down in the suit, without a tie this time.
I picked up the last remaining cake, and waved goodbye.

Chapter 16: Mangetsu

On my way
Looking for a moment with my dear

The sun was slowly setting in the horizon, the moon was soon to rise and take it's place among the stars. "I'll probably never get used to that" I mused to myself, remembering the conversation about my world. Losing my self to my thoughts for a moment, I looked up. Turns out, I was already standing outside the library.
I knocked on the door with a jaunty little beat, I opened the door. As I took a few steps in, I looked around.
The sound of a stir fry hit my ears, the smell of the ingredients perfectly perforated my nose.
Closing the door very quietly behind me, I snuck around, placing the cake box on the table. Sneaking up behind her, I snaked an arm around the chef's waist. She squeaked in surprise, then swiftly turned around. "Don't mess with me, I have a..."
She looked at me for a moment, noticing the lack of tie around my neck. "You look better without the tie" she said with a small blush. I simply scratched the back of my head nervously. "Glad someone agrees" I chuckled.
It was when she took off her apron that my jaw dropped to the floor. She was wearing a slinky black dress, which perfectly accentuated her natural curves. I watched as her hand glowed, and felt my jaw being lifted up. "You'll catch flies"

I grabbed the box on the table and put it in the fridge, then i set the table. Finding candles in a nearby draw, I placed them on the table, lit them and turned off the lights. "hey," Twilight said behind me, "you stole my idea" she gave a small giggle.
As I turned to look at her, I could see she was smiling. She had a twinkle in her eye I hadn't noticed before.
I simply gave a cheesy grin as the timer on the cooker went off. "I better go see to that" I simply watched her walking to the kitchen, hypnotized by her swaying hips. Hearing the clinking of plates being placed on the kitchen top, I simply chuckled.
"Need a hand?" I walked in to the kitchen and took the two plates of vegetable stir fry and placed them on the table.
Pulling out a chair, I simply waited. I heard the fridge open, she was levitating two glasses and 2 bottles of wine. "Pulling out all the stops, I see" the wine and glasses landed peacefully on the table.
"well.. I do want tonight to be special" she smiled sheepishly.
"heh, you certainly made it special" I looked over as the candlelight illuminated her face. "also.... Your seat Mademoiselle"
She blushed, noticing I had pulled a chair out for her. I looked over her and simply smiled. As she sat down, I took my shoe off. "What are you doing?" she asked, as I placed the bottom of the bottle in the shoe. I began to gently knock the shoe against the wall, using the kinetic energy to push the cork out.
she started to giggle. "And thats how you open wine without a bottle opener" I grinned triumphantly.

I poured out the wine in each glass, and then sat opposite her. "so... how did you get rid of spike?"
"He's helping Rarity out with something tonight" She said with a small giggle.
I took a mouthful of the stir fry, taking in the flavors. "wow..." I looked up and smiled.
"What? too much soy sauce?" she asked.
"nope, its delicious, Kinda reminds me of home a little bit"
"oh... I'm sorry" she looked down at her meal.
"hey... I've alredy accepted I probably can't go back.. and why should I? I have you" yeah... Real smooth Alan
she took a glance up to see me smiling at her.

Dinner went with out a hitch, and before long we were both well on our way to becoming a little bit drunk.
she had told me about how Pinkie Pie once started a Cupcake eating competition only to be beaten by some champion eater. "ahah, and to make matters worse she offered him a slice of pie" Twilight began to giggle uncontrollably.
"well, get this," I spoke between bouts of laughter. "Rainbow Dash was chasing me around town earlier, wanting to ask me out," Twilight looked over at me with a slight scowl. "but was then told by Rarity I was dating someone else" I continued, Twilight giggled slightly. "and Rainbow asked who's the lucky man?" needless to say, Twilight joined me in rapturous laughter.

We were sat on her sofa, in front of a fire. she sczootched over towards me with a half drunken smile, and simply snuggled up to me. I lazily placed an arm around her, resting my hand on her waist. "I could get used to this," I said quietly.
She saw the smile I had as she looked up at me. "umm... Alan?"
"yeah Sweetheart?" she turned around, and gazed into my eyes for a moment. She began to lean towards me.
I leaned down to meet her halfway. Our lips met each other again, like old friends. I held her in my arms for what seemed like an aeon. as we broke apart, she gave me a very coy smile. "do... do you want to move this up to the bedroom?"

"buh gah fa" My train of thought crashed once again as she took me by the hand and dragged me off.
"I'll take that as a yes" She said with a giggle. she began to undo my shirt buttons, but was soon caught of guard by a passion filled kiss. I reached for the zip at the back of her dress, letting it fall to the floor quietly. she pushed me down on the bed. I looked up at her, standing confident in nothing but her bra and panties, but its when I stood up and brought her close to me. "heh, knew you were wearing those clothes to make them look better" I said as I began kissing her neck.

it was going to be one hell of a night.

Chapter 18: Kesshite akiramenai!

never rub another man's rhubarb

Anarchy sped off, giving chase to a very frightened Twilight. I dropped the box, and simply grabbed the sword hilt. pulling it out, I simply grinned. Anarchy looked more and more like a demon of the night. he sped towards Twilight to grab her.
I kicked out my leg, catching the slightly deformed man in the groin. "Twilight, Hide" She nodded and disappeared.
a second man walked past. "Anarchy, Keep him busy... hell, Kill him if you like" the slightly scarred second man gave a snake-like grin. Anarchy jumped, and as if on cue, his talons became visible. I was fighting a griffin.

Twilight found herself running towards Canterlot, in the hopes of finding someone who could help.
"going somewhere so soon?" She heard that sick, twisted happy voice. she turned to face the scarred man.
Her hand began to glow. "s-stay back..." she couldn't mask the fear in her voice. "i'm warning you" she finished her sentence.
The man simply chuckled, before his expression went dark. she launched a spell at him, but missed. "for the Element of magic... You sure are dumb" Reaver stood before the young librarian, who's temper... flared.

I was quick on the defensive, avoiding whatever hits the disfigured Griffin could try and land. but before long, he was slowly becoming tired. "well?" I growled "is that all you've got?" at that moment, Reaver appeared, Looking dazed and confused.
he then shook his head. "switch places?"
Anarchy simply nodded and sped off, I gave chase but was soon met with a fist to the stomach. I took the hit, and swung out with the blade. he batted the blade away, and with a chuckle tripped me over. I got up to my feet, and continued to go for Anarchy. "come on, what kind of Warrior are you?" I turned around, and punched him square on the jaw and continued walking. he grabbed the back of the t-shirt i was wearing. "Let. Go." I barked, hearing a polite "no".
I simply turned around and kicked him in the face. he was still smiling that smug smile. he then kicked me across the town as if i was a pinball. I landed in the park, bleeding slightly. Rainbow Dash looked at me for a moment, and saw Reaver coming up fast. "RD, go check on Twilight" I spat out an order, she simply nodded and took off.
"Wise move, but that won't help" he then kicked me in the chest. I felt a rib crack.
I got up and took up a fighting stance. "no sword? Your plum outta luck my friend" Reaver started to laugh.

Rainbow flew over certain woodlands, looking for Twilight. "Hey! Egghead! Where are you?" She shouted, but soon heard a very grumpy sounding griffin. "Heh, Tirek will be pleased" She took a look and then swooped down just as the griffin took off. she was too late. she flew back to the resulting anger.

He sped towards me and simply threw me into a wall, hearing a few more ribs crack.
I collapsed to one knee. "heh, thats right.. Kneel... soon you'll be doing that in front of Tirek" I looked up for a moment and stood up. "just stay down," he then kneed me in the stomach. I began to get up, but was soon elbowed in the back. "Stay down!" He roared, but soon found himself on the floor.
I heard steel slide across the earth. I took a glance, and there was the Pendragon. Rainbow looked incredibly upset.
Picking it up, I steadied myself with it and began to approach. "I can barely breathe, RD" she looked over to me, seeing the t-shirt torn to ribbons. "I really don't want you to see this" Reaver threw the woman off and drew a knife.
Too late.

Rainbow closed her eyes and waited for the end, an end that never came.
instead she found herself looking at a scene from an old school samurai movie. I stood with my back to Reaver, as he fell to the ground. soon a small lake billowed out of his neck. I fell to my knees.
she ran to me quickly. "I'm So sorry Alan... I'm sorry" was all she said to me as she rested my head on her lap.

everything went black. all i could hear in the back of my head were the faint sounds of things moving and beeping machinery.

I sat there in my mindscape, simply screaming in pure rage. Arthur was back. "use it, I know you hate the emotion... but use it!" He slid me a guitar... a representation of Mahiko. I stopped screaming as it hit my foot.

Picking it up, i began to reform my mind into a less chaotic state. "what are you doing"
he watched as i threw the guitar away and summoned a sword. the sound of metal began to play.
"Doing what i should have done ages ago, gone to that place in hell, where the metal doth dwell"
Arthur saw my face contort in anger. "I swear... I will kill Tirek"

chapter 19: Kakei maindo Kokoro wa, torēningusentā o kakei

Mindscape Training centre

"Good," Arthur stood opposite me as I took a hasty breath. "Now try again with the other hand"
I switched the sword from my right to my left. Training in my mind was easier said than done, but thats when it happened. I jumped over the former king and caught him in the back. "even better, be unpredictable" He smiled. the wound sealed up, and I soon found myself on the defensive. "be like the D, strive to do better" he attempted to kick me away.
I simply brought the blade down on his foot. "come on, You haven't said a word since your little vow of revenge"
"Nothing needs to be said" I spat, as I sped towards him, he simply shrugged.
I was getting better at the whole keep your enemies at a distance thing, but still needed to improve.
he threw his sword down. "hand to hand now" we had been using swords for what seemed like a month.
"fine" I adopted the blessed stance of thai-style kickboxing. he fought like a simply bar-room brawler. I kept him at a distance, using head-kicks and elbow hits to my advantage. "you're better with your fists than a sword... why is that?"
I simply shrugged my shoulders and kicked him in the head. He didn't look too pleased after that, and attempted to clothesline me. I simply jumped up, placed a foot on his back and pushed him down.

as he got up he simply sighed. "If only you were that good with a blade... wait," He snapped his fingers.
"Thats it... the sword can take on any bladed form right?"
I shrugged, "haven't tried that yet" I chuckled. he watched in awe as I grabbed the hilt of the blade.
beginning to experiment, I envisioned a Katana in my hand, giving a quick swing. "Much better, What do you think?"
he looked at the blade itself, now adorned with the Kanji for hope. he then looked down to the tsubasa. it was a simple dragon design. I stood for a moment, getting a feel for the newly re-formed sword. "try again with the sword?"
He grabbed his own as he asked the question. I opted for a low stance. "of course, but I have a feeling you might lose this one" I stood my ground as he came forward, he went for a low attack, I simply deflected.

A high attack, Again blocked and kicked away.
the process was repeated in different ways until we reversed roles. somehow, watching all those samurai movies... and a shit-ton of Samurai Jack had paid off, that was until he morphed into a copy of Anarchy. I stopped for a moment and sped towards him. he jumped behind me, but for once I was two steps ahead. I held my sword behind me, then pivoted with a swing. The pivot brought the blade around in an arc, creating the perfect opportunity to strike out with my feet.
Soon it became more of a dance.

He would lead for the first half of the fight, taking the offensive.
Then I would take over when I seized the moment.

The resulting duel lasted for several hours, but soon we stopped. Arthur returned to his usual form, out of breath.
"well, that was different," He then looked up at me for a moment, and sighed. "When you do wake up, Change the sword's look to that, You'll be able to put up much more of a fight with it"
"sure"

He got into another fighting stance, grabbing a shield from seemingly no-where.
"again!"

meanwhile, at the hall of justice... I mean Canterlot Castle

Celestia paced back and forth in her private quarters in the castle, the look of sorrow and worry etched on her face.
Rainbow Dash had flown from Ponyville to the castle bearing bad news. She landed on the balcony, and ran in.
"Princess Celestia!" The princess swiveled her head effortlessly to look at the rainbow-haired athlete.
she could clearly see the blood-shot eyes and the blood still caked on her knees. "Rainbow Dash? What is wrong?"
"Rainbow stumbled over her words before a wing and an arm was placed over her shoulders. "shhhh It's alright... You can tell me" Rainbow looked up at the sun-moving demi-goddess before her.

"They've got Twilight... and... Alan is in hospital" Rainbow started to shed more tears, simply collapsed to her knees.
Celestia's face hardened with anger. "Gaurdsmen, Get me the general" The guard visibly shook with fear under the furious woman's icy gaze. Within moments he had disappeared, and a few seconds later, returned with the general.
"yes, your highness?"

"I need the best of the best... send them to ponyville" the general nodded and left.
"Rainbow Dash? We need to get to ponyville, Brace yourself" The princess stated, and with a bright flash, the two women were gone.

chapter 20: Kakei maindo 2: Mewosamasu!

Mindscape 2: WAKE UP!

Twilight had awoken in a strange looking dungeon, lying on her back on a bizarrely comfortable bed.
"ah... Your awake, Trixie had been wondering when you would move" Twilight looked over to the other side of the room.
"Trixie? your behind all this?" she raised her self from the bed. standing up, she raised a hand to direct a spell.
nothing happened. she then noticed a bizarre collar around her neck. Trixie leant against the wall and simply laughed.
"no, Trixie isn't behind all this, but... Trixie's new master is"
"Tirek" the young librarian spat.
a booming voice came from behind the door. "That is correct, my dear Element of magic"

The new form of Tirek sauntered into the dungeon room, with a disgusting smile on his face. the kind a would-be rapist would wear. as he moved closer and closer he began to chuckle.
he moved closer and closer still, and then he spoke.

"chess or cluedo?"

The town of ponyville fell deathly silent. The body of the insurgent, Reaver, was being burned on a pyre.
a contingent of soldiers had arrived shortly after, they simply stood in wait as the captain of the guard issued commands.
"Gallant Knight has failed his mission, we will not" the captain fo the guard had a vengeful look on his face.
"your orders are to report any suspicious activity to me" within a few seconds, Celestia and Rainbow Dash stood behind him.
the rest of the guardsmen stood in awe. the captain turned and bowed. "Princess Celestia, the troops are ready"
"keep them here for now, on town defense" the captain nodded.
"Oh and Shining?" Celestia continued.
"yeah?" he looked at the goddess for a moment.
"Your sister's boyfriend is in the hospital"

It was apparent that Shining Armor had stopped functioning for a moment.
he then left, and walked in to the hospital. Rainbow looked at the Princess for a moment.
"Dont we need Alan alive?"

Shining Armor walked in, asking around for a man named Gallant Knight. Nurse Redheart reluctantly showed him the way.
he looked inside the room, seeing the comatose body lying there. He was hooked up to machines, looking more and more like a science experiment. Shining looked at the nurse, who gave him a reassuring smile.
"He can still hear you" she tentatively took his hand and walked him in.

He sat down in a chair and simply looked at the man. as redheart shut the door behind her, Shining studied the chart.
Sinking lower into his seat, he sighed. this guy... put himself through hell to protect others?... could make one hell of a guard He thought to himself. Rarity walked in shortly afterwards.
"Oh, Hello Shining, what are... oh" Rarity looked at the chart in his hands, and sighed.
"I suppose Celestia told you?" the captain simply nodded, shaking his two-tone blue hair slightly.
"well, to be perfectly honest," she placed a bag on the edge of the bed. "that man, lying there in the bed? he's not cut out to be a hero... but he tries..Luna does he try!"
"what do you mean, Miss?"
"well for starters.." she began to tell the young Captain everything about the young comatose man. but what went unnoticed in the room was the sword glowing dimly for a moment, like it was bathed in moonlight.

It's form, changed.

Breathing heavily, I slid across the floor being knocked back by dark magic. how? simple. Merlin was back.
he began by throwing lightning bolts, the balls of dark matter and finally fire.

Fire bad... very bad.

I began to run around vigourusy as the fireballs kept hitting the exact spot I was in for a split second.
"fuck sake man, are you trying to kill me?" I shouted, but soon had an idea. I stood perfectly still, and as the fireball flew towards me, I hit it back. "heh, reminds me of something...but what?"
Soon though, Arthur beckoned me to sit and listen, almost as if to say shut the fuck up, movie's on

I did just as he asked. I sat and listened as I heard Rarity's voice, regaling someone the tales of my life here.

"he actually sounds like a great guy," Shining looked over to Alan's unconscious form. "but seriously? my sister... he's dating my sister"
"Moving in with her actually" Rarity interjected casually as if it was a common thing... which it was.
Shining looked over to the man. and the to the sword. "Rarity, you said to me he was a... Pendragon?" Rarity pulled out a book and handed it to him. "Read the whole thing, You'll understand the term better" She sighed as she slipped a note into the bag of clothes. "he might need some armor, like bracers and maybe some boots," Shining looked up from the book. "we don't want Twilight's man to die now do we?" she giggled.

It had been a few minutes since then, Shining had read most of the book, a few pages were missing, but thats normal.
he closed the book. "so... he's.... wow" he shook his head, he walked out back to his troops.
"okay boys, looks like we have a secret weapon on the hospital, that is... if he wakes up"
the troops murmured amongst themselves. "Shining, He's not just a weapon, he's our friend" Rainbow Dash scowled.
"I know, but"

"You have your weapon," they turned around to see Alan standing there fully clothed. it was a simple outfit. a black long-sleeved t-shirt, black jeans, and a long leather trench-coat. the trench-coat billowed in the wind, much like Celestia's ever flowing hair. he tied the sword to his belt. "I have mine" He swung the newly formed Pendragon sword with a flourish, then put it in its scabbard.

"I'm going to go get Twilight back, And Shining?"
"yes, Gallant?"
"Tell your mum... I hate mushrooms, but everything else is fine"

Shining Armor looked on in confusion while Celestia, Rainbow Dash and Rarity began to laugh.

Chapter 21: the highest room in the tallest tower?

Is the author taking the piss?

yedont answer that

The wind picked up shortly after I began walking, causing my coat to billow wildly. I heard the huffing and puffing of three guardsmen trying to keep up. "hey, slow down" I simply stopped in my tracks.
"well? I suppose Shining told you to come with me did he? thats fine, could use the company"
I looked over to see the three... okay scratch that.
a woman stood there proudly in her guard armor. "What?" she sneered.
A burly man looking to be around 30 years old had an aloof nature much like Big Mac has. "dude, yer staring"
the third member of the group, a skinny man simply slapped the burly one in the back of the head.
"thanks for pointing that out, for the record, What are your names?"
the woman raised an eyebrow, but then sighed. "It makes sense, my name's Showdown" I extended a hand... she just glared.
"I'm Rocky Rhoads" the burly man shook my hand. the name suited this guy to a tee
"And I am Sweetspot" I raised an eyebrow at the skinny man.

"So what are we doing, exactly?"
I simply chuckled. "Ever played super mario?"

Tirek grew frustrated, he had never lost in his entire life... well.... almost never lost.
"So, I win again?" Twilight sighed. "what exactly did you hope to gain from this anyway?"
Tirek paused for a moment, then looked at the bookish beauty with a sly grin.
"Simple," he cackled. "one, keep you away from your fellow elements...and two?" his face turned to one of malice.
Both Twilight and Trixie could feel the killing intent coming off the dark lord.
"Kill the last of the Pendragons"

The three soldiers looked at me in confusion. "Never mind," I sighed as we continued walking.
"any ideas about the tower? as in where the fuck is it?" I asked, Showdown simply face-palmed.
"You mean you don't know where it is?" She asked with a tone of annoyance in her voice.
she then pointed forwards, "its that way" I looked to where she was pointing, then looked up. I could see the top of the tower. sighing inwardly, I drew the Pendragon.
Showdown suddenly to a sweep around the area. Anarchy Jumped out along with several of Tirek's loyal warriors.
"You three, Bust some heads, He's mine" I got into a low stance.
Anarchy simply smiled, "this is going to be fun"

He darted towards me, I simply moved left. he tried again from the back, However, I swung round with the sword catching him off guard. he then caught the blade in between his hands, I simply shrugged as i kicked him away. as he flew back, I stayed put. he then sped towards me again, Managing to knock the sword away. I simply cracked my knuckles.
He leapt forwards towards me, I then brought my knee up, colliding with his throat.

he began to cough as I picked the Pendragon up. "any last words?" I said, "maybe along the lines of don't kill me?"
As i spoke my piece, he stood up. then lunged forwards. I brought the sword across.
I watched as he fell to the ground, clutching his fatal wound. "Go in peace" I brought the sword back around, removing his head in the process.

I sheathed the sword, and continued walking.

Tirek had been watching from the window, in a fit of rage he swung out, catching Twilight across the face.
Turning around to look at the young woman, he chuckled darkly. "Trixie? I might just have a use for you after all"
Twilight sank back into the corner with fear. She now prayed that Alan would get there soon.

Showdown, Rocky and Sweetspot found themselves far behind the knight. "Damn it!" Showdown shouted.
"what is it this time?" Sweetspot looked over to the Seraphim warrior.
Rocky was humming a small tune, blissfully unaware of the current situation, Or so it seemed.
"that... Gallant... whatever... It's like he's... following his heart or something"
Rocky looked over to the others. "well hey, If some demon had my girlfriend, I'd follow my heart too" He stated calmly.
the others turned to him for a moment as he continued. "It's kinda like one of those damsel's in distress stories you know?"
Sweetspot caught on quickly. "well then, It's down to him" the two men turned back, leaving Showdown confused.
"Aren't you coming, Showdown? we may as well report back"

Chapter 22: First we crack the shell

then we crack the nuts inside

Trixie stood ready, waiting in the main throne room. She had in her grasp a spear.
Now all she could do was hope that she wouldn't die. Her captor had met a fate much similar to one she would meet if she didn't take the chance and leave while she still could. Tirek had promised her power, and she believed him.

What a fool.

I walked up to the door slowly, expecting resistance. None came.
Knocking on the door, I heard nothing. the door was unlocked. "Castlevania much?" I said to myself.
Booting the door open, I adopted a fighting stance, moving through the door.
"no one here... weird" I looked around, hearing the shuffles of feet.
another door, I pushed it open, but it didn't budge.
I pulled it, Didn't budge. "fuck it" I brought the sword down onto the hinges, breaking them.
the door fell to the floor with a thud. I looked into the room, seeing the throne.

A woman jumped from no-where, brandishing a spear. she stood there shaking in front of me.
as she looked into my eyes, she shirked back to the far wall. "Trixie w-will stop you" I shrugged my shoulders.
"Where's Twilight?" Trixie's eyes widened for a moment.
"Upstairs, please don't Kill Trixie" I simply pointed to the door.
She still looked afraid, "go on... go" she gave a small smile.

I attempted to walk up the stairs but was pulled back. adjusting my trajectory, I flung out an elbow.
the elbow connected with something soft. as I got out of the pile, Trixie stood up and rubbed her injured boob.
"eheh... sorry," I then brought down the hilt on her head, knocking her out.

I stood at the staircase and sighed. "come on... dude... think Flash"
the first step I took was fine, the second again... fine
It was on the third... I began to run. Soon I had to sit down to take a breather.
"I'm almost there Twi, hang on" I stood back up.

Tirek sat in wait, he had opened up his own private armory, Grabbing his meat-cleaver of a sword.
with a fierce look on his face, he rose to his feet. "You know... Ms sparkle... Under different circumstances this would be the part where I let you go... but in this case," He brought the oversized blade above his shoulder. However, he was brought to a stop, as Alan tapped on his shoulders. "Excuse me, Long tall and ugly" Tirek swung around.
"who are you?"
Alan looked to see the woman, who almost began to panic. "Hey Sweetheart... You might want to close your eyes for a moment, Oh and when you can... go get the other elements... I has plan"

Tirek swung the flat side of the sword, Knocking the knight out of the window. He soon followed in pursuit.

"Shit shit shit shit shit, not one of my best ideas" I drew the sword and plunged it into the building, slowing my descent. Looking up, I simply began to repeat my small chant of shit. Tirek was hot on my tail.
I pulled the sword from the stone wall and launched myself away.
Landing in a clearing. I stood up and dusted myself off.
Tirek landed in front of me, still carrying that herculean blade. I opted for a mid stance.

"Bring it on"

Tirek leapt up into the air, sword at the ready.
I stood my ground.

Chapter 23: Mass effect

Twilight's mind for a spell

I had grabbed a shield off the wall hangings in the room, positioning it to the stairs and sitting on it. Giving myself a push from the ground, I sped down the staircase at such a speed that, when I finally came to a halt the collar became snagged. As I stood up, I noticed Trixie's unconscious form. I began to run. noticing the collar was now loose, I ripped it off.
"Come on, work... magic...work" I panted as I ran.

I could hear the sounds of steel hitting steel, I jumped into a bush for a moment.
peeking out, I could see Alan was deftly out matched. he was jumping back from each swing across his midriff.
I was half tempted to jump out and help, but that would put me in danger.

He had a plan, but what was it?.

I took off again, this time heading for Ponyville. While I ran I began to think.
What if he dies? all is lost and we would have to give up hope.
what if they both die? life goes on.
what if Tirek dies? I wont be alone.

I realized that in a sense the only thing driving Alan to keep going was... me.
He had come this far to succeed in rescuing me, which he's now done.
but what else can he do? Tirek wants to kill him personally.. and why does he need the other elements?
finally coming to a conclusion, I began to run even faster.

Celestia's sun was beginning to set, and I was slowly running out of steam.
I began to walk. "Alan, be safe" I whispered to myself, as if it was instilling some hope, even if it could be false.
the fear slowly set in. I had the feeling something bad was going to happen.
there was an eerie wind blowing.

I couldn't help it, I teleported to Ponyville.
"Celestia," I wheezed out, my legs gave way.
"G-gather the others... Alan has a plan"

"Twily?" My brother came rushinog up, What was he doing here?.
"Shiny.. what are"
"no time, drink" He handed a bottle of water to me... at least It was water.

I began to explain everything that had happened while I was there.
"Sounds like Tirek alright... but forcing you to play Chess? and punching you in the face because his troops failed?" Shining took a glance at the red mark on my face. It no longer stung.

Applejack had arrived with Rainbow Dash, looking just about ready for anything.
Rarity had appeared with Fluttershy looking worried as usual.
Pinkie pie, however, turned up looking just about ready for war.

"How are you feeling sis?" Shining asked.
I simply looked over to the others. "I feel a lot better now,"
"lets go rescue Alan"

back in the dirty mind of one Gallant Knight

"Give up, and die already" Tirek spat as he swung the gargantuan blade once more.
I simply stepped to the side and deflected it. he had finally scored a few hits. The trench coat now lay on the floor, several large holes cut into it. my t-shirt was now hanging loosely over my jeans acting as a tabbard.
"Not going to happen" as he brought the sword down to make a nice filet out of me, I stopped it with the tsubasa.
gripping the hilt with both hands, I pushed up. Tirek fell backwards but regained his stance. I brought the sword back down in a flick.

He ran for me, bringing his sword down, catching me across the chest.
with a cry of pain, I slid back. blood slowly trickled down my chest, It was lucky that i parried at the last second.
however, It was just my luck that he had swung across. I tried to jump back, but was up against a tree.
so i ducked and rolled forwards.
I found myself behind Tirek, so i slashed him across the back.
He roared in both defiance and agony. "shut up" I said nonchalantly, Kicking him in the back.
he brought the flat side around and caught me in the side, sending me flying into a wall.
as I flew in the air the only thought i had would have to be fuck me... I am going to die.
My head grazed the stone on the floor as I slid across the grass.

I stood up and gripped the sword tighter. Don't know how much longer I can hold out...Hurry Twilight.
There was a chill in the air as sparks flew from the pendragon. Arthur's voice rung out in my head.
"you are the last Pendragon, It's time you started fighting like one"

I took a deep breath and calmed my nerves, finally settling on the low stance once again. "Watashi no ken de, watashi no chi ni yotte, anata ga ochiru*" I held the blade across my chest, taking the stance of a samurai. I let out a primal roar as i dashed to the dark lord.

but it was all in vain. He once again brought the sword down, I raised my sword to block it, succeeding.
however, I felt a foot collide with my ribcage, Kicking me back. Tirek then threw his sword after me.
I stabbed the Pendragon into the ground, swinging myself round to kick the gargantuan sword away.
It missed as it was lodged into the wall.

Lady luck was on my side once again. I pulled the sword out of the ground and began my assault.

*by my sword, by my blood, You will fall.

Chapter 24: Devestator

didn't even make a dent

The being that was Tirek began to brace himself for a barrage of attacks. moving quickly, he ducked, dipped, dived and dodged his way back to his tower. once he was inside, I quickly took a moment of rest.
however, That moment of rest was cut short by a shield to the face. As I attempted to regain my senses he kicked me across the earthy floor beneath me. I scrambled to my feet angrily. "That was a cheap shot Tirek"
Tirek simply laughed before grabbing his sword from the wall. as he pulled the sword out, the hilt of the blade collided with my shoulder as i attempted to get another back strike.

As I flew into a spin, I extended my sword, gaining an equal opportunity strike.
he defended with his shield. as he defended he made jabs to my body in order to get me to abstain from attacking.
I used the shield to my advantage, Jumping up onto it and then front-flipping. as i front-flipped, I brought the sword down, catching his back. something tells me his back is a weak point... looks like all those years of Legend of Zelda finally paid off I thought to myself. my train of thought was soon crashed as the shield hit me in the back.

I fell into a roll, and then landed on my back. he began to laugh. I simply raised an arm, and a middle finger.
"I'm done" I got up and simply focused on gaining a killing blow. I sped forwards, and leapt into the air. He raised the shield to defend, but soon lost the shield.. and his fingers. "try blocking now, dipshit" I was a tad stressed, but soon found out his fingers could grow back. "oh for fuck sake" I found myself being picked up, and thrown through the air.

I then hit the wall, and a new wave of pain greeted me, hello pain, I scrambled to my feet. my breath, raspy and haggard.
Tirek looked at me quizzingly for a moment. "You can barely fight.. let alone stand.. what are you going to do?"
it was true, I could hardly stand now. I looked more monstrous than Tirek did. Blood had run down my arms, dripping off my knuckles. my nose was bleeding slightly. I had blood trickling down my nose, dripping off its tip. and my torso was coated in dried blood.

I was badly injured, but still kept fighting. "Why do you persist?" Tirek asked.
"I've got too much to lose if I don't" I was done being calm and collected. I looked at the Pendragon sword and decided It was crunch time. Regaining my footing, I stood defiantly, going for my original cocky stance. "and besides," I cracked my neck. "all this talking is making me bored"

Tirek's face fell, he took a few steps back from me clearly seeing the anger on my face.
but then he simply brought the blade down in an arc over me. I raised my sword to block,
the ground shook.

Twilight and the others were nearing the location of the battle. "How much longer, Sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
Pinkie Pie was running along side an in-flight Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy flew along side Rarity, mentally preparing herself for a nasty sight. "Wha..what if we're too late?" Fluttershy asked with a worried tone.
"have a little faith Darling", you remember when he crashed through my roof? he was injured and still cleaned up his own mess?... if he can get up from a fall like that and still keep going... there's nothing he can't do..well... except fly"

As soon as Rarity said those words, Alan flew past them "eh.. Hi girls" He then crashed into a tree.
"although i've been wrong before"

"ALAN!" Twilight quickly rushed over to her hero.
Rarity and the others looked on with dropped jaws, Alan was a wreck.
"okay, Here's the plan... Use the elements on me"
Twilight slapped him across the face. "NO! I can't... we can't... it..."
"Twilight, do you trust me?"
she simply nodded. "then do it, I've got this feeling that... well... It has to be me, all it will do is stone him"
"are you sure?"

Alan shrugged his shoulders, "after the elements do their thing, get the hell out of here"

I stood bracing myself.

"Ready Alan?"
"Ready" there was a bright flash of light
and then darkness.

chapter 25: reduced to ash

Inspired by Malukah and theHumanTim

Tirek broke through to where Alan crashed, seeing the six women running in fear.
Ignoring them, he walked up to Alan's seemingly dead form. "heh, I won" He chuckled for a moment.
"heh, well.. you lose... now i can take over" He turned around to leave.

"Not so fast, Tirek"

Tirek pivoted on one foot, attempting to bring his sword round. I simply tutted.
I was holding the blade in between my thumb and index finger. I punched him in the face.
"not to beat around the bush but," as he recovered from the punch, I drew the sword.
I swung it across his chest, leaving a nice gash. "your a dick" I threw another punch which he intercepted, and threw back in my face. "not good" I grunted as he continued to push down against me. The ground began to shift, causing me to fall on my back.
Tirek's gargantuan sword was still held against mine, and I soon felt a burning sensation in my arms.
I began to look at my options.

Option 1. take the hit like a bitch.
Option 2. aim for the testicles... If he has any
Option 3. Kick him off and stand tall

I choose option 4.

a combination of all three.

As the meat-cleaver like sword bit into my flesh, I kicked out, pushing Tirek away. I rolled backwards onto my feet.

Giving him the finger again.
he sped towards me, I simply stood my ground and closed my eyes.

It was over, his sword had grazed my side. Mine was through his black heart.
Within one last swoop, I severed his head.

Twilight and the others had returned with grave looks on their faces. Twilight looked about ready to break down into catatonia. Rarity had an almost similar look. the fashionista had felt as though she had lost a brother.
"I should have stayed" Twilight muttered under her breath.
Right now, all she could do was sob. Celestia placed a hand on the distraught Librarian's shoulder before giving a warm smile and a hug. Pinkie Pie began to twitch. then came a very loud shout of one single, one syllabled word.
Twilight looked up for a brief moment to Celestia, "everyone, Prepare yourselves, we need a forward battalion right there" The sun-goddess pointed in the direction of the tower. "but we also need to prepare the hospital for him... Hope for the best, Prepare for the worst"

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" I had stubbed my big toe on a tree as I slowly limped towards ponyville.
getting closer and closer still. The reason for the cry of agony, anger and pain was simple. I had dislocated my big toe again. I placed the sword into its scabbard and began to use it as a cane, alleviating a small amount of pain from my foot.
It hurt to walk... but soon I'd be back home, relaxing with a book, croissant and a cup of tea.

"I'll be there soon Twi"

I collapsed, shrouded in a dark fog.

Tirek's spirit entered my mind and willed my body to continue moving in the direction of ponyville.

Mindscape: Final battle (ugh... too much Scott pilgrim the videogame)

"Tirek, Just give up man, You're done" I said nonchalantly.
"you will be reduced to ashes," He leapt across towards me, Taking on his original form.

a fucking centaur.

"oh for fuck sake, get out of my head will you?" he swung at me catching my cheek.
"fuck it, My mind... I do what I want!" there was a bright glow, as a new form of armor appeared on me.
"Mind if I string you along?" I threw back my fist and launched it at him. It connected with his face, but he simply bucked me away. I was suddenly reminded of mortal kombat 3... Ya know... Motaro?

I realized the only way to actually beat him was to get above him and strike.
It's a lot harder that it looks. I jumped and swung the blade catching him in the back. he then bucked, It was to be a very long process.

what felt like a few hours, Tirek was slowly beating me into submission. but Arthur finally stepped in to lend a hand.
"Come on, Alan... We can do this, together" He outstretched a hand to help me off the floor.
I nodded in compliance and we began to tag team.

I would come up high and strike Tirek from behind, while Arthur would get underneath.
It took several tries, much like most final boss battles. However, Tirek had finally had enough. He brought his forelegs up, Preparing to bring them down on Arthur's head.

there was a sickening crunch as Tirek missed his mark. I looked on, seeing that Arthur's whole chest cavity had caved in.
Tirek began to laugh, not his usual evil laugh.. but a victory laugh.

I gritted my teeth in anger, before I heard Arthur's voice echo throughout the arena.
"Remember, Do it for me, Do it for Equestria, for Avalon... for them... for her"
I brought the sword up to a midstance once again, and cleared my head.

The landscape changed, becoming a scene of serene tranquility.
Tirek grew tired of the fighting and simply charged.

I thrust the blade forwards.
"Heiwa ni iku" Go in peace

I closed my eyes, and opened them.
as it turned out, I was lying on my back staring up at the moon.

I got up and continued my journey home.

Chapter 26: Walking tall

... Picture the ending to megaman 2...

Walking.

The endless walking under the stars, Moonlight adding a gleam to the blood now dried on my body.
I sighed, knowing I still had a long way to go. Before the fight, it only seemed to take an hour.
In actual fact, it took three. I carried on, beginning to sing a song while I walked. It hurt to walk, god it hurt to walk. While I walked I looked around as the world simply turned.
I took a deep breath, and sighed with a smile.

I heard the rustling of leaves in the wind, Finally taking the time to enjoy it.
"Heh, if only I had more time, I could take Twi out here for a picnic" I chuckled to myself as I walked.
the moon had begun descending to the depths of the world, hiding away behind the houses of ponyville.
I was getting close to home.

Home...

The sole reason I was fighting.
no doubt the princess would have found a way to get me back to earth, Like hell I'd go.
My legs no longer ache. I can finally run.

I tied the sword to my waist and began to run.
but of course...

Lady luck loves me, Remember?
I tripped over something, and the resulting stumble actually made me move a lot faster.
My body was almost parallel with the ground as i took off like a rocket.

as I drew closer to Ponyville, I noticed the small battalion blocking the path.
"GANGWAY!!!!" I shouted, but was too late.
I crashed into them but luckily I crashed into a certain three soldiers.
"hey! thanks for the save," I tried to get up, and failed. Rocky put me back on my feet.
"Thanks man" I smiled at the large man.
"Heh, no problem dude"
I looked over to Showdown, who was still indignant. But by the looks of things, she was having difficulty keeping her emotions in check. In the end she walked up and held out a hand. "Thanks for coming back" I took the hand and shook it.
Sweetspot simply smiled. "Good work, sir" I shrugged.

I hobbled over to where Twilight was, she was currently facing Celestia, talking to her about something. I shot Celestia a cheeky smile. as I got closer and closer I could hear parts of the conversation.
"...But what if he doesn't come back? what if...ugh... this is... so..worrying"
"what if who doesn't come back, Sweetheart?" I asked.
"Alan, he's off fighting some demon from the..." She turned to look at me.

however, just as she jumped on me, my legs gave out.
"well, this is awkward... Awkward's good" I chuckled.
"Shut up," she sighed as she removed herself.
I grabbed her t-shirt, "what are you doing?"
It was simple, "Twilight... this is what I'm doing" I pulled her closer to me, Kissing her.
"now could you move? the wounds on my back are going to get infected at this rate" I chuckled.
she looked at me in horror for a breif second.
but I wouldn't get up.

I couldn't.... I blacked out again.

chapter 27: Waiting, Knight and day

being unconscious sucks

Twilight looked on to the bedridden man, still with a peaceful smile emblazoned on his face.
"How is he doctor?" She asked as said doctor walked through the door.
"fractured ribs, a broken arm and a sprained ankle, nothing too serious other than the bucket load of lacerations" The doctor sighed.
Twilight looked over to the sleeping Alan. she looked at the time and sighed.
"wake up soon, Alan" she bent down and kissed him on the forehead before walking out.
As she walked out, Shining Armor pulled her into a hug.

"Twily, He's gonna be fine," he gave her a smile. Twilight was unsure.
"and besides, He wants to meet mom n dad" Her older brother chuckled.
she spun round and looked at Shining for a moment, seeing the sincere smile on his face.
He could see the blush on hers. "Oh... uh quick question Twi... he hasn't made an honest woman of you yet has he?"
she simply replied by going bright red in the face and punching him in the shoulder.
He simply got back up and laughed. "I'll take that as a yes"

As she walked away to the rest of her friends, she couldn't help but smile.
Pinkie Pie came walking up to her, her hair was unnaturally straight. "is... is he going to be okay?"
Twilight nodded. "Expected to make a full recovery by the sound of it" the librarian grinned with a slight squeak.

Inside the mind of an unconscious hero...

"great... Reruns.... i hate reruns.... fuck this, I'm waking up"

A nurse had run out of the hospital, as fast as her legs could carry her.
between her panting she managed to squeeze out the phrase "He's waking up"
Celestia grinned as she teleported everyone to the room.
What everyone expected was a simple, slow regaining of consciousness...
What they got, made them jump out of their skin.

"Thats where we buried Jimmy Hoffa!" I said as I shot up into a sitting position.
As I gazed at them for a moment, I saw looks of bewilderment and blatant fear, but then I started to laugh.
"Ha ha ha..ow, hurts to laugh" soon my laughter caused them to join in.
"so how long was I out this time?" I asked.
Fluttershy simply smiled. "Oh... about 5 hours"
I swung my legs round to dangle them off the side of the bed.

"Not bad, maybe a new personal best" I chuckled.
they watched as I took a stretch, popping several vertebrae in my back.
they saw the look of relief on my face. "much better" I sighed.

Twilight simply placed a hand on the back of my head and pulled me closer.
she had forgotten there were other people in the room.

Not that I complained.

finale of ACT 1: Meet the Parents

Insert coin

It had been several months since that big event. My wounds had healed up nicely, leaving a few scars.
I was currently sat on a train to Canterlot, getting more bored by the second.
"so, How long is this going to take... we've been on this train for hours" I complained.
Twilight shot me a distasteful look before giggling. "just a little bit longer," she grinned.
"I'm surprised your not nervous about... ya know, meeting my parents" I simply looked at her.

She then saw the panic in my eyes "Don't remind me" I chuckled. Twilight simply kissed me on the lips, "less of that, more of this" she smiled, however before I could keep the love train going, the train had come to a stop. "Everybody off" Came the shout over the comm system. I simply chuckled as I took Twilights hand in mine.
As we got off the train, I simply carried on holding her hand in mine as we walked.
She knew Canterlot better than I did. I simply let her drag me along for the remainder of the journey, but I couldn't shake the feeling that something was going to happen.
Shrugging off the feeling, I smiled. "Twilight, Did I ever tell you how Beautiful you look?"
"You just did" She giggled.

That was when we approached the door, hearing a set of words much akin to they'll be here any minute NightLight, get the table ready! "Seriously? Your dad's name is Nightlight?" I chuckled. she simply nodded, then knocked.
"Hey mom," she was suddenly jumped on, and enveloped in a hug. "gah...crushing lungs"
her mother let go with an embarrassed smile. "Sorry Twilight, Guess I got carried away... Who's thi...is this Gallant Knight?"
She looked at me for a moment. I simply gave a nervous smile and scratched my beard. "eheh... Call me Alan, please"
"ah, the man has manners at least, Come on in" the older woman beckoned.
I heard the sounds of plates and cutlery being placed on the table. "well, hang your coat up, I gather we've lots to talk about over dinner" A second knock was heard.

"Twilight? Whose that?"
"just Shining and Cadence, Mom" I chuckled.
"Cadence huh? who's she his girlfriend?" I asked no-one in particular.
"wife actually" Twilight said as if it was a casual thing.

Twilight opened the door and hugged them both.
Cadence and Twilight seemed to perform a little song-n-dance for no apparent reason.
"er...Shining? what the f-"
"grubs up everyone" Nightlight shouted.

after the starter, and the initial conversation as Twilight and her mother, Starshine, went to plate up the main dish, NightLight gave me a bizarre look. "So, how's life in Equestria treating you son?" I was taken aback slightly.
"Could've done without Manticores trying to eat me when I first arrived," I chuckled.
He simply smirked. "but other than that, I'd have to say I love it here"

"Would you ever go back home if you could?" His second question.
"All i'd have to do is catch a train" I stated, He raised an eyebrow, and then smiled.
"good, final question, Do you love my daughter?"
"Dumb question dad" Shining armor pitched in.
"How so, Shining?"
Shining began to tell him the exact events of that fateful month.

NightLight then looked at me for a moment.
"I'm gonna answer that question anyway... Because I know she can hear me" I smiled.
"go on then"
I took a moment "well what would you prefer... a two hour monologue of me simply telling you I love Twilight over and over again, Or a simple yes" Twilight started to giggle.

She walked in, and placed a few plates of food on the table.
I took a sniff. "and now I know where Twilight gets her cooking skills from" I chuckled.

after the main course, we all moved into the very large living room.
"so, what exactly do you do for a job?"
"I'm a delivery boy for a bakery," I chuckled. "and I save the world on the side"
Nightlight and Starshine began to laugh, however, Shining and Twilight gave them both a glare.
I took my black t-shirt off. "How else would i get these scars, doing deliveries?" I sighed before putting the t-shirt back on.
"those looked painful" Cadence gave me a worried look.
"relax Cadence, I'm fine... and besides, we brought cake, Didn't we Sweetheart"" I smiled.
Twilight stopped for a moment and looked at me. "you did remember it didnt you?"
"no... I thought you were bringing it"

"...derp"
"really?" Twilight giggled.

Needless to say, we both forgot.
Starshine simply chuckled as she looked to her husband. "Remind you of anyone dear?"
Nightlight simply nodded.

Chapter 30: I couldn't think of a title.

and now for something completely different

"So how long are you staying in Canterlot, Twilight?" Nightlight asked.
Twilight simply glanced over to me, seeing a look of confusion on my face.
"I think he's still wondering where that cake went" Twilight giggled.
"Note to self, never tell spike to pick up something" I finally spoke.
Twilight then bopped me over the back of the head. I simply chuckled.

"probably a few days, he's never been here before so I figured I could show him around" Twilight smiled at me,
I shrugged and kissed her there and then. "so, onwards, Mademoiselle?"
Starshine's jaw dropped. "he speaks Prench?"
I chuckled. "A little bit, I speak...what was it?... Ancient draconic as well" I grinned.

"later you two" NightLight called out as we left.
I looked over to Twilight, she was smiling peacefully. but soon her smile dropped.
"Oh great, her" She huffed. I raised an eyebrow as the woman in question walked past.
"Do I even want to know?" thats when the woman turned around to look at me.
"Not really but..." as Twilight said this, the woman in question turned around and began flirting with me.

"Hello stud, I couldn't help notice you staring, Oh hey Twilight... had any more failures recently?" I looked over to Twilight, who looked slightly annoyed. "So, you with all those muscles and me with all these curves... what's first?" the woman continued. "er... thats easy... You go play on the railway lines while I take my Girlfriend here on another adventure" I kissed Twilight then and there. the woman walked off in a huff. "so... first of all, where's the nearest Cafe... I got a shit ton o bits burning a hole in my pocket and I'd like a cuppa tea" I chuckled.

Twilight then proceeded to drag me off. "Come on then loverboy..." she began to smile again.

Sitting down at the cafe, we waited for our order of tea, I then Looked at Twilight for a moment. "So... who was that anyway?" she simply sighed and looked over to me.
"well, that was...uh.... an old friend turned...bitch really"
"stole your old boyfriend?" she simply nodded.
"well she ain't gettin her filthy paws on me" I chuckled.
Twilight simply smiled half-heartedly. But that was when I heard it...

Dubstep... hell not just any dubstep.

"Vinyl scratch!" i waved for a moment, as she took off her head phones.
"hey Alan, hey... woman i've never met" She grinned her trademark grin. I simply gave a chuckle.
"so what's a DJ like yourself doing in a small cafe like this" I asked.
she simply smiled and blushed, considering it was vinyl... something was going on.
"soo?... whats her name?" Vinyl almost fell out of her seat.

"O-octavia"

Twilight's jaw dropped, Not only was I right, but it was her favorite musician too.

As Octavia sat down the tension in the air could be cut with a knife, so I did what any other self-respecting hero would do.
I belched and Derped at the same time. "HNERP!"
the tension was broken. I then gave a triumphant shout of "CRISIS AVERTED!" Vinyl burst out laughing.
as the waitress came to the table with our orders Octavia shot me a look. "so... there are Two Vinyls on this planet?"
I grasped the sides of my head. "too much fuck for one mind to handle, Nice to meet you by the way"
"Like wise, Mr Knight" I face-palmed.
Vinyl just laughed. "for goddess' sake, Call me Alan" She blinked twice.
"Very well then Alan, may I ask... who is this?"
I introduced Twilight to the both of them, She simply blushed. "I wouldn't go that far Alan"

As Octavia and Twilight had an... intellectual conversation, I opted to have a comedic conversation involving bad jokes.
However, one of my outbursts of laughter had caused the two chatting women to pause. "well how about this, the only time it's okay to shout i have diarrhea is when your playing Scrabble cause its worth a shitload of points" For a moment, you could hear a pin drop. until the entire Cafe roared with laughter. Vinyl managed to squeak a few words. "it's funny cause it's true"

even Octavia was laughing, which surprised me, when she came out with this little number.
"My girlfriend hates it when I go clubbing, She loves seals"
I deadpanned for a moment... "You too?" and more laughter followed.

however, vinyl simply grinned and said "If you got all the veins, arteries and capillaries from your body and layed them out end to end............... You'd die" I chuckled, but the others didn't.

Twilight recovered and began to tell a very longwinded joke.
One I was sure I had heard before. "A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look"

nothing could brace me for the sheer... confusion of it all.

Silence.

that was all that could be heard.
"For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" Twilight had finished her joke... well more of a monologue really.

I finally looked over to her. "well... I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on..." Within a few seconds, I locked lips with Twilight just to stop her telling that joke again.

Vinyl had begun laughing like crazy, grabbed Octavia and then disappeared.

after breaking the almost-too-hot-for-tv kiss, I simply chuckled. "I think the owner of the place wants us to leave now"
"ya think?" Twilight deadpanned.
Needless to say, we ran for it.

Chapter 31: meeting a bolt of wonder

True story bro

After a short while of touring, she then brought me in front of another small cafe, nearer to the castle.
I simply raised an eyebrow. "Really? Donut Joe's?" I shrugged as we walked in.
suddenly my nostrils were hit with the smell of godlike coffee. the aroma danced in the air and put as much of a smile on my face. "Maybe it was a bad Idea to bring you here" she giggled.
"You might be right" I chuckled as she walked over to the counter. I then stepped up behind her, Hearing the second half of a conversation. "ahh... I see... How's Spike doing?" Twilight then giggled as I spoke.
"He's doing fine, the little scamp's probably hard at work... doing nothing 'cept watch over the books and making sure every-thing's in tip top shape for when Twilight gets home" The man at the register looked over to me and then at her.
he then extended a hand. "ah.... Alan is it?" I simply nodded and shook the man's hand. "Enjoying Twilight are we?"
"Heh, how can you tell?" I asked.

Joe simply chuckled. "well, for one, she told me a few seconds ago, and two.... she's blushing... because you've got your hand on her butt" I then chuckled.
"So I have" I grinned widely, knowing She'd get me back later.
"So, The usual Twilight?" Joe asked, Twi nodded, and then ordered a simple coffee for me.
As I took a sip of the liquid, It brought a smile to my face.

The bell for the cafe tinkled slightly as two more customers sauntered in.
We sat down and continued chatting, I then looked over to the two in question.
"er... Quick question, Twilight? aren't those... two members of that flying team Rainbow loves so much?"
she glanced over and then nodded. "Yo! Over here!"
The two then took their order and glumly walked over, when they sat down they had a look of fear for a moment.
"what, do you want an autograph or something?" The woman whispered harshly, running a hand through her messy, fiery, hair. I simply smiled, "Nahhh, just felt like meeting new people" I grinned, The man sighed as looked down to his drink.
I then extended a fist, "The names... Gallant Knight" I smiled as a fist connected with mine.
"Spitfire, while I can't say I'm pleased to meet ya, I can say... Good work dealing with Tirek" the man looked up for a moment, seeing the Grin still plastered on my face.
"Soarin, At your service" again, Bumping fists was a good idea.

Spitfire then looked at me for a moment, and chuckled. "So, what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?"
Soarin lowered his head, Spitfire must have had a reputation for ignoring the obvious. "well, Apart from making sure Twilight's Parents actually like me..." Spitfire then Raised an eyebrow and then a small whisper.
"Soarin, You owe me 10 bits"
Soarin took a swig of his drink and sighed. "so, Soarin, how is it? As a WB I mean"
he chuckled.

"Well, other than the flight shows and rehearsals.... and the rules and regulations... not bad"
I raised an eyebrow and then chuckled. "good to know, any positions open?"
"Not right now... but... We're still waiting for the go ahead to recruit someone from Ponyville" He smiled.
"I won't say anything" I grinned.

Spitfire seemed to do a double take, "alright, what's the catch?"
"No catch at all..." I smiled. "I can just tease Rainbow Dash" I chuckled.
Twilight nudged me in the shoulder. "so apart from ignoring me to talk to these two, what's next?"
Spitfire and Soarin both looked at me for a moment. "uhhhh.... Haven't thought that far ahead" I grinned sheepishly.
she giggled, "nevermind than, lets just go to see Celestia"
I chuckled. "heh, thats fair... may as well say hi to your aunt"

as we left the cafe we heard a small shout of two voices saying exactly the same thing. "WHAT?"

I began to laugh, and then grabbed Twilight by the wrist. "hey Sweetheart, sorry for... ignoring you in there"
she notice my downtrodden look for a moment. "hey, It's okay, you had an interesting conversation"
she gave me a peck on the cheek and an heartwarming smile. "And besides... I can shut you up with a spell if I wanted to"
I deadpanned, "Really?"
she nodded. "...That'll be handy if you know what I mean" I winked.

She got my meaning and turned a bright shade of red, "J-just tone down the... innuendo for now" she continued to blush.

Chapter 32: Oh boy....

Oh boy...

"So to recap, no sexual innuendo's around Celestia?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Pretty much, but Knowing our luck, you'll come out with something anyway" Twilight sighed as she linked arms with me.
as we walked through the main Gate and up to the large entrance to the courtyard, I simply looked around.
The guards kept an eye on me for some unknown reason, that is until one finally spoke.
"Excuse me, sir... but.... civilians aren't allowed in castle grounds" The guard stated.
I simply shrugged. Twilight simply cleared her throat as the guard turned to look at her.
"You must be new here" I chuckled. the guard then apologized to Twilight ushering her into the castle.
she grabbed my arm and Teleported me inside the throne room, where foreign dignitaries all turned to look at me.

"oh boy" I sighed with a small look of defeat, as Guardsmen slowly circled around me.

Twilight had just walked in a few minutes later as she heard Luna shouting in her usual way. "GUARDSMEN, RELEASE GALLANT KNIGHT THIS INSTANT" Twilight burst through the door shouting apologies.
"Princess, sorry about that, the Guards outside wouldn't let him in... so ...I kinda teleported him in" I face-palmed.
One of the older Guards looked over, "is that... Twilight Sparkle?" She simply nodded.
"Aquilinus... It's been too long" she walked over and gave the old man a hug. "You're still on the Guard I see"
I watched as the two conversed and then walked over to Celestia, She herself was currently locked in a heated discussion with Griffin dignitaries. "... but surely you understand?"
"of course I do, Princess... but the fact remains that he could end up being a threat to our world, You said it yourself that his world is a world of Terror," I sighed as I walked away. "and...That's him walking away isn't it"
Celestia simply nodded.

"Gallant Knight? could you come back here please?"
I rolled my eyes and walked back. "yes, Celestia?"
"this is one of the Griffin High council members, his name is Lord Esper"
"Esper? so... what do you want?"
"well... uh... to see if the rumors were true, You have the sword right?"
I looked up at him for a moment. "Left it in Ponyville, It's not like there's a new threat to Equestria or the world or anything like that is there?"
I watched as he wiped sweat of his brow and sighed. "not really no, but..."
"she told you about Earth?" He nodded. I sighed and laid a hand on his shoulder.
"Listen friend, The fact is, as I already said, If i wanted to go home... all i'd have to do is catch a train, preferably with A certain someone sitting beside me," I chuckled. "and here she comes now"
Twilight grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to Aquilinus.

Aquilinus stood there patiently waiting as Twilight then stood me in front of him. he began to scrutinize me like single celled organism under a microscope. "and I thought your dad was bad, Twilight" I nervously chuckled. Aquilinus nodded.
"I approve, Twilight" The old Guard grinned.

I looked over to Twilight, she was smiling. "heh, so did everyone else" She kissed me on the lips tenderly.
"I'm gonna leave you two to talk, don't kill each other" she giggled as she walked over to her old teacher.
"So, How long have you two been together now?" Aquilinus asked.
I shrugged, "If I remember, I'll tell you"
"Why's that?"

"She blows my mind" I chuckled.
Aquilinus Raised an eyebrow. "I hope that wasn't a reference to... something else she blew"
he then burst out with laughter, seeing my cheeks start to burn a deep red.
"Bastard!" I began to chuckle.

As we left the castle, Twilight sighed, "Come on... lets go back to Ponyville"
I looked over to her. "uhhh... Sure ... but aren't you gonna say goodbye to your parents first?"
She simply nodded, "We'll be coming back in 3 weeks time for... uhm ... your Knighting cerimony"
"oh.....oh boy" I deadpanned.

Chapter 33: back to normality

How time flies when....

Upon hopping on the train back to ponyville, Twilight fell asleep. I simply sat and stared out the window, looking over to the sleeping woman. I sighed and, with a smile, Kissed her on the forehead. "Wake up sleeping beauty, We've arrived" I grinned as she wiped the sleep from her eyes. something felt a little off as we stepped off the train. I simply put it down to the weather team doing thier jobs. "So any plans for ponyville?" I asked Twilight. she simply shrugged her shoulders, but then she decided. she grabbed me by the wrist and kissed me for a moment. "if you think thats good... just wait until later"

I stood there, mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. My brain slowly caught up with me.
"...buh... okay... yes" the train of thought crashed once more as i found myself watching her ass as she walked away.
I began to catch up with her. Pinkie soon jumped out of a nearby bush, her usual grin replaced with a smaller one.
"your late" I looked over to the pink-poofy-haird woman with an impish grin.
"Sorry Pinks, I get to work right away" Twilight sighed and smiled at me, kissing me on the cheek.
"don't keep him too long Pinkie" Pinkie gave a mock salute and dragged me off to Sugarcube Corner.

after traversing a few roads I haddn't walked down before, i felt a tap on my shoulder. "Excuse me mr Knight, but" I heard the faint sounds of very recognizable buzzing. I handed him the box of muffins "hey, There's Ditzy's or...der" I sighed as I looked at the man in the suit. "A bowtie? seriously?" he then shot me an incredilous look.
"bowties are cool," he smiled "oh...and here's the payment" he handed over a small bag of bits, and took off.

"this place just gets weirder everyday...I love it" I took off with a spring in my step.

The final delivery, a specially created very alcoholic cake. I knocked on the door and listened. the sounds of wine bottles gentle clanking together, the groan of not too loud and a gentle opening of the door. A little girl stood there, smiling peacefully at me. "hey there Litte Ruby, Is your mom okay?" the little girl nodded slightly.
"Momma said earlier to give the delivery boy this," she held out a bag of bits and smiled. "and...err....I couldn't read the rest of the note" I gave a small chuckle at this, she passed me the note.

50 bits and a bottle of pinot noir for the nice man, Pinchy.

I smiled. "tell your mom not to worry, I'll come by later to pick it up" the little girl then nodded as she took the cake inside with a small "thank you sir". such a cute kid, Her mom's not exactly what you'd call the best... but she does the best she can. Least she's not as bad as I used to be.

After what seemed like a few hours turned out to be only a few minutes. I had decided to use the time left to help out in the store, taking orders and cleaning the various utensils used in the average day in the small bakery. As a result, I was given an little bit extra payment. walking back to the Library, I noticed someone I hadn't met before. as the figure turned around, she too had begun to head in the direction of the Library. In the end I continued on my merry way.

she reached the door before me and simply knocked. the door swung open to reveal Spike looking slightly grumpy as per usual. "Hey Zecora, how are you?" the figure peered into the building seeing its state of disarray.
"I am fine, little spike," a book flew off the shelf in a shroud of magic. "I can return later if you like?"
I took the oppurtunity to assist Spike. "eh, That Wont be nessecary, Spike, go help Twilight" I grinned at the Dragon-boy as he nodded. "Now, Is there anything I can Help you with miss?" the Woman, Identified as Zecora simply Smiled.

"I was to have Tea with Twilight as some point this week, but perhaps my timing is a little off peak" she said as she leant against the doorframe. "well, lets get inside, And I'll go get her" I grinned as she nodded and entered the building.

chapter 34: Signs of things to come / story arc 2 begins!

No witty quote this chapter.... things get super-serial you guys...in a sense, it features...an old friend

Story Arc 2 is ago!

A dark figure stood at the top of the cliff overlooking Ponyville, looking back at the portal it had created it chuckled darkly.
"so, tirek was defeated in this world too?... it is of no consequence, I highly doubt this worlds hero would be able to stop me"
the being then heard a snap as its followers entered the universe. "Soon all worlds shall know of his true power"

It had been several months since I first met Zecora. turns out she was a great alchemist, one I would no doubt rely on for health potions and various other things. she helped me learn to meditate. my mind had become slightly fragmented for a short time thanks to a mishap with a spell. luckily the spell wore off. it was lucky i was understanding.

Twilight was currently looking over some notes with Zecora, the Zebrican then Smiled sweetly at me for a moment, then continued to work out the problem Twilihgt was having. I snuck off in search for something to do.
however, there was a brief chill running down my spine, like a weakened Spidey sense. I looked over to the cliff, seeing the silhouette. A flash of pain suddenly gripped me. Simply shaking it off, Spike shot me a worried glance.

"Spike, dont say anything, please" I spoke quietly. he simply nodded still worried.
I took a step outside for a moment, the cooling night air swirling around me as i stepped into a sword kata.

my body moved fluidly, almost like water, but the feeling crept upon me again, so I headed for the cliff.
"fight lies ahead, come on penny, lets rock" I chuckled while running towards my destination.

Twilight watched as the young knight ran towards the cliff. She sighed inwardly and was pulled out of her worry by a very wise voice. "Alan will be fine, I am sure of it" Zecora smiled at the young librarian before continuing "who ever he meets will be in very deep shit" she nodded sagely.

chapter 35: Running into trouble

Vashta Nerada? ...Run. Just run.

As I stood in front of the mass of Black creatures, I took a few steps back. nearing the edge of the cliff, I could see the insect-like wings on the sickly black bastards buzz with anticipation. I shrugged, drew the pen-dragon from it's scabbard and leaped into the air, slicing through a tree. "that'll be you if you don't back off" however, the strange beings simply edged closer and closer. I swiveled round on the balls of my feet and ran towards the cliff edge, "this is gonna-" I jumped. "SUCK!"

As I flew down the cliff face, I began to think about why I jumped. looking back, it wasn't the brightest Idea I had.
I dug the sword into the cliff face in an attempt to slow down my decent, how ever, again, those black freaks were simply hovering, keeping themselves level with me. I looked into one set of dark green eyes. swinging out a fist, my hand broke its jaw. they all flew off.

Thinking back to the book I read days ago on different beings, I remembered the defining features.
Landing on my feet, I instantly ran towards the Library. my sword was still in the open air, the light bounced of the cold steel as i ran. Bursting through the door, I placed the sword back in its proper place and sat down. Twilight walked over to me, then sat down next to me. "what is it, you look like you've seen a ghost" I called for spike.

"what? what is it Alan? tell me" Twilight began to get slightly more worried.
"Spike, emergency letter to Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Captain Shining" Spike suddenly gulped.

The young boy looked at Twilight for a moment, not knowing how he got privileges to use the D-mail.
"I'm an official Knight remember? knight of the four winds..." he then shrugged as he began to write exactly what I dictated.

Dear Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Shining Armor

urgent, the Changelings have reappeared in the everfree,
Awaiting orders and re-enforcement's if necessary

sir knightly

Twilight looked at me, I watched as a worried expression crept across her face.
"I thought.... the changelings were defeated two years ago" I raised an eyebrow in question.
she divulged the story although she may have skimmed on some of the details.
such as Chrysalis's execution.

I peered outside as a dark cloud loomed over the Everfree forest, I see the moon looking down as if it was studying the strange phenomenon. As time slowly passed, I felt a shiver run up my spine. Twilight could finally see the small glimmer of fear in my eyes, and then the flash of light beckoned from outside the library. the knock was heard, Spike opened the door graciously. I took in the worried faces of the crown royals and one captain of the guard.

As I relayed what I had seen, the cards had been placed on the table. "so it is as we feared" Luna sighed, I simply nodded.
Celestia wore a grave expression as she replayed the information in her head. "these changelings... they decimated a fully grown manticore? they've...no" she began to rack her brain, Changelings only act like this when controlled by a male hierarchy. in theory, the changelings worked as a bizarre bastardization of a hive mind. however, they had individuality as well, though it is rarely seen. She looked over to me, and her voice began to tremble slightly as she spoke.

"Sir Gallant Knight, you are tasked with destroying this new threat to equestria," her eyes glowed for a moment as a large chest appeared before her. "only the best will be going with you on this...." she looked down for a moment.
Twilight saw the sorrowful look her teacher had, placing a hand on her shoulder. Celestia then looked up at her student, then she heard my voice, driving a fear which always nibbled on the darkest corners of Twilight's mind.

"Your sending me and a group on a suicide mission aren't you?"
Twilight whipped her head around to see me standing in full armor, The sword attached to my hip.
the regal sun goddess nodded slightly. "Meh, knowing me, I'll comeback with most of the team or die trying"

Celestia seemed to smile at this. Shining then called for his selected troops.
Sure enough, In walked Showdown, Rocky, Sweetspot and some new guy. the new guy looked at me with a pompous glare.
"Am I supposed to know who you are?"

his jaw dropped. "how do you not know of me? I am Prince BlueBlood!"

Author's note:
The aforementioned Theory on the Changeling's operating as a Hive mind is my own idea on how the creatures would function.

chapter 36: dealing with a Prince

Blueblood in two words: pompous asshole

"Never heard of you," I paid no real attention to the blond haired man standing in front of me.
The others looked at Blueblood for a moment as a flash of anger darted across his face. "surely you jest, everyone's heard of Prince Blueblood" As his voice continued to echo throughout the library, breaking the silence, I sighed.
"listen er," I looked at his shoulders and sure enough he was a lieutenant. "Lieutenant, to put it bluntly, I don't know who you think you are,and quite honestly... I don't care, so shut up and await further orders" I stood in front of him with a stoic expression. He scowled back at me, anger hiding behind his eyes.

Shining watched as Blueblood sized me up. As I walked away, I heard Blueblood speak. "I demand to know why I am here!"
and then it hit him....

the chair I mean. "I thought I told you to shut up! As to why your here, I asked for the best... you must be some sort of joke unless you plan on talking the Changelings to death" the others in the room simply watched as the idiot got up into my face.
"I am not a joke!" he roared.
"Prove it on the battlefield" I spoke clearly. I began to explain the situation that the changelings may have set up shop in the everfree forest.

"so, basically its a recon Mission" Showdown grinned.
Rocky looked slightly apprehensive, then with a sigh decided to speak. "er, sir?"
"yes Rocky?" I looked at the bulky man, he had a look of deep thought etched across his face.
"say we do find the changelings, what then?" it was a good question.
I looked around for a brief moment then, with a sigh I pointed to the two magic users in the squad, Sweetspot....
and Blueblood. "one of these two will send a telepathic broadcast of our location to Shining who will then mobilize the army"
Blueblood looked as though he was about to object to this. "don't want to hear it"
I heard a huff of defeat from the Prince.

"in the event that both magi are injured then we move to plan B"
Showdown smirked. She could tell what plan B involved. Sweetspot looked at her for a moment seemingly enraptured with her. As I watched his eyes trace along her body, I simply smiled. "So I suggest everyone go back to wherever it is your situated at and get some sleep, oh and if Bluey over here complains..... upside the head got it?"
they all nodded.

it had been roughly twenty minutes after the troops had left for their outpost near the everfree. Shining was pacing back and forth trying to figure out what the Changelings wanted this time. Cadence was conversing with Twilight while Celestia and Luna were going over battle plans. I sat down on the sofa for a brief moment, rubbing my temples in complete contemplation.
" Arthur, are you in there?" I mentally called out. As I lay my head on the sofa to sleep, I had an answer.

the number you have dialed has not been recognized

Great.... I have a legend in my head and I can't contact him.
I reached out for the sword, grasping it with my hand. I then heard a brief shout of "AHA!"
Shining looked at the sword for a moment, finally deciding to speak.

however, as he began to say his piece, that same buzzing noise began to come closer.
Needless to say, I drew my sword.

chapter 38: Time passes quickly.

we realise that all bets are off and no one is safe. And on that cheerful note, enjoy the trip.

As the Small squad lead by yours truly carefully made our way to what looked like an enemy encampment, we took note.
I brought the Squad closer so they could here my voice, above barely a whisper. "Okay, here's the plan, Rocky will go in through the back, see what you can find or... kill, Sweetspot? you and Showdown maintain this position and keep a look out on what they're doing, keep in contact, Blue? your with me, frontal assault" BlueBlood simply frowned, then nodded.

As we approached the entrance to the encampment, BlueBlood simply looked around nervously. He finally opened his mouth to speak. "S...Sir, I think we are being watched" I shot him a look followed with a small phrase.

"No shit sherlock" I pushed him out of an oncoming barrage of crossbow bolts. I simply jumped backwards.
As he got up again, he looked over to me, seeing the sword drawn for the first time.
"Blue, set up a perimeter in your area, a small one big enough for both of us, if you know any healing magic, now's the time to remember it" He simply nodded in acknowledgement. A large group of Changelings had appeared in front of us in an attempt to cut us off. I sped towards them to begin a random encounter battle.

Rocky was creeping along the back wall, searching for a way over, however... he heard the ensuing battle, raising his fingers to his ear, he asked the duo of snipers a question. "he isnt beating the tar out of BlueBlood is he?" upon hearing Alan chuckle saying it was highly tempting, he carried on with his objective. The large Guardsman Continued on his merry way, avoiding conflict unless necessary. Sneaking up behind a lone changeling Guard, he grabbed the creature by the neck. upon hearing a sickening crunch, he snapped the Changeling's neck. "I'm in the large building" He notified his squadmates. hearing a notepad and pen being laid pout on the other end of the conversation he heard Sweetspot hum for a moment. "describe what you see"

Showdown had an uneasy feeling in her stomach as she listened in to a slaughter house being described in full detail.
She looked at Sweetspot, he grimaced as new, more sickening information was being relayed to him, but soon there was quiet as the frontal assault stopped. she raised her fingers to her ear. "Rocky, are you there? Get out of there now!"
there was nothing to be heard for a moment. then a quiet whisper of "I'm on my way" She watched for him through the sniper scope. she began to fire shot after shot to keep the pitch black insectoid creatures off of him.

Blue-blood was busy healing my wounds yet somehow managed notice the large bulky Changeling coming up from behind him. He dug one heel into the ground and then with a spin, sent a kick to the beast's chest. "Sir, forgive me but this Ruffian must be taken care of first"
I was about to thank him for a moment but decided against it. "Blue blood, you do what you've got to do"

I watched as he...... began to heal me again.

"I'm the ruffian aren't I" I threw the sword, getting perfect aim.
the sword embedded itself between the big Changeling's eyes.

Rocky was slowly getting tired. "next time, I'm on frontal assault" he lamented to himself as he ran for his life.
"Showdown, you better switch with Sweetspot, He's got better aim" he chuckled as he ran.
the funny thing is, the statement was true. Rocky was almost hit 5 times in a row. Rocky ran past the Frontal assault team, but took note that they were having problems of their own. "get to safety, I'll hold them off, and take this with you" Rocky handed BlueBlood a map. "and tell them my story...."

I wearily look at Rocky, "You better be coming back" he simply shook his head. he removed the sword from the beast's skull and handed it to me, I placed it back in my scabbard, then almost collapsed. "lets go, Rocky, you better be behind us"
He lied to me, Blue seemed to buy it.

Chapter 39: the needs of the many...

sometimes music can help set the mood of a chapter (open in new tab)

there was a distinct smell of smoke in the air. BlueBlood looked back to see no sign of Rocky. I looked over to him, "Rock'll be fine"

but that's when I heard over the comm system.... "Sorry, Showdown, Looks like I wont be able to take you to the beach like I promised" then the comm suddenly frazzled and the connection was crackly. Then came the explosion.

Rocky was in the main building. he began fiddling with a bizarre looking engine. As he examined the strange object he noticed the buzzing sound growing closer. Frivolously swiveling around to look at his would-be killers, he flipped them off, beginning a quick dash around the entire building. He slipped and fell. Looking over to the Engine, he decided to make his way towards it.

that's when it began. The Changelings began a relentless attack attempting to stop the large man. he once again began towing with the engine. looking over to see a small beeping red light, He took stock of the simple phrase "overload"
He was resigned to his fate. "may the ending come,my work be done..." he raised his hand to his ear, and gave his parting message. He sat down beside the engine as flames and rubble enveloped him.

"Rocky, Come in... Rocky?" I slumped down, hearing a tearful Showdown's voice emanating from the comm link.
BlueBlood stood still, not knowing what to do or say. by my accounts this was probably the first time he'd experienced the death of a comrade. "BlueBlood.." He looked at me for a moment, then walked to Sweetspot and Showdown's location.
but before going any further... "Find the body... please" His voice seemed broken, almost as if he was choking back a scream.

I turned to face the now crumbled encampment, I walked towards the remains of the main building.
As I walked, I sighed deeply while blinking back tears. "Rocky... all you had to do was help me up and we'd have left together man..." I saw a hand sticking out of the rubble.

all that was heard over the comm-link since then was a series of grunts, swearwords and phrases that shouldn't be repeated within earshot of children.

Rocky was finally recovered. his body was tattered and torn, his army fatigues were shredded. I picked up Rocky and carried him all the way to Ponyville Hospital, just hoping for a small flicker of life left in his broken body. soon i was joined by the other squad members. Laying him down on a bed, I whispered in his ear. "If you die, i'll kill you myself got it?"

"f-fuck you sir" was the raspy reply.

Season 1 finale: it begins

Rock is dead

Silence had befallen Ponyville, nothing was heard except for the sounds of flesh hitting dirt. I felt arms wrap around me.
"It's not your fault" Twilight whispered in my ear, but i paid no heed. My fists struck the ground once again.

Rocky Rhoads died on the operating table. I looked to Twilight, her face etched with worry and fear. I then looked to Sweetspot and Showdown. Sweetspot looked as if he were alone in a crowd and Showdown.....

Showdown, for as long as i had known her, had never really been in touch with her emotions. but looking at her now?
She was broken, I could tell she loved the guy, even though she wouldn't let on. It's Heart wrenching to see a friend in this state. "Showdown..." I take a step towards the pair, bringing my arms up in an attempt to hug them.

Pain spreads through out my body, I shrug it off. In the end, tears run freely down my cheeks as i fall to my knees. As they look towards me, I struggle to my feet. "I'm sorry, Showdown... I should have stopped him" I continued to look down. but felt Showdown's hand on my shoulder. "He," she choked back a sob "knew what he was doing" Looking up to her, I could see she was smiling.

"Alan..." Blueblood placed my arm over his shoulder, supporting me. "I never expected him to..." the blonde man carried me towards the hospital. "did he say anything before he died?" I shook my head, considering the last two words were fuck you.
"Rock is dead, nothing can change that fact, Blue... and..." we stopped as he put me on a hospital stretcher. "I'm sorry for treating you harshly" he said nothing.

Twilight simply walked with me into the building. "I'm just glad your safe again, Alan" she kissed me and then once again wrapped her arms around me. " I'd return the favour but my hands are kinda broken" so I oped for returning the kiss tenfold. hearing a little moan escape her mouth.

"listen, Twilight whatever happens after all of this..."
"I know, just... keep coming back alive at least" She kissed my forehead.

She knew what i was going to say, what i was going to do.
after my hands are fixed, I'm going to take this sword and ram it right up that changeling king's poop shoot.
but before that, I have a funeral to go to.

The funeral was held three days ago, the eulogy given by Shining Armor resounded in my head over and over.

"We all make choices, some good some bad, but they make us who we are. The most important thing is not how we die but rather how we live....the lives we touch if even for just a moment have ramifications far greather than our simple beings are capable of comprehending. So be the best you that you can be and you will be greater than leaders of nations, or men of wealth for you will touch the most precious of lives of those around you and shape our broken world. It must all start with us" He was right in every sense. I kissed Twilight goodbye today.

Because today....

War begins.

INTERMISSION

Now that the main quest is over....

It's time for the more romantic storyline to come forth....
and yes... I'll explain why I wrote it how i did...right about now

Okay so, in order to fully grasp the idea of this , you've got to think about this one simple fact.

the author is a hopeless romantic

now that thats out of the way, any questions? yes you in the back... er... oh god not you.
I have a question... do you like cupcakes?

as long as they dont have copious amounts of lemon curd in them, your fine Pinkie.
any other questions?

good.

okay.

the reason most of the chapters were so short is...well...

the Idea was there, but I wanted it to seem like it was moving at a quicker pace, much like how those movies you see on tv sometimes remove things for censorship issues unwittingly bucking up half the story.
however, the story want really all that bucked up in a bizarre sense.

this Idea came about while i was... drinking.

I sound like an alcoholic dont i.

anyways...

I could continue on from here... but i digress.

the reason why some chapters are shorter than others is because... I lacked inspiration.

I knew where i was going... knew how i was going to get there... but didnt have the right emotional...ommmfh... ya know?

I tink i'll stick with hopeless romanticism for the rest of the story... considering its my strength...

Prologue: Pulled from Home

now, you're probably wondering why I'm doing this.. the re-write I mean..
its because... well..Discorded Humanity sucked... sucked more that a hooker sucking a golfball through a garden hose.
this is why... that and... I felt it just lacked.

so without further ado... I will Re-tell the same story I told a year ago.
but... its going to be... RE-IMAGINED *DUN DUN DUN!*
I took in consideration that in actual fact... Discord is just mad... so I'll attempt my own version of Tirek... for both shits and giggles... and it would work better.

out of all the things to happen to me... this was the most unlikely

Peace.

That was the main word used to describe the land of Equestria. Sure, spirits of chaos and darkness would occaisionally resurface and reek havoc upon the denizens of Equestria, but they would always be stopped.
Stopped by the forces of good, more precisely... The elements of harmony.
But sometimes, not even the elements can stop it.

The Elements were powerless to stop this new demonic entity. they had only succeeded in slowing its ascension to god-hood.
The entity was sealed in stone, forever standing in the gardens of Canterlot.

Watching.

Waiting.

soon its evil would be unleashed and no-one could stop it.

But then again, I'm no-one.

Gimli McBrony Presents

From the isles of Avalon

I gritted my teeth, bracing for impact on the cold grassy floor.
letting out a small grunt of pain.
Picking myself off the ground, I noticed the moonlight shining through the trees.
I took note of where everything landed. My motorhead bag wound up hanging from a high branch in the nearest tree.
with a quiet expletive, I climbed the tree. half way up, the branch which the bag was caught on snapped.
I jumped, failing to catch the bag. I landed into a roll, which resulted in me crashing into another tree.
scrambling to my feet, i simply stood and took another tentative look around. this time looking for something else. maybe an indication of where to go next. Failing this, I simply headed to the nearest building I could find.

Considering I usually had my headphones on, being in a strange new place, I kept them off.
listening to the wildlife and different things going on in this bizarre forest.
I took a deep breath, letting different scents and smells sneak up my nostrils.
but then I heard a twig snap behind me. Looking behind me, I noticed there was a very large creature following me. I blinked as it sniffed me. not saying a word, I slowly reached my hand out. it looked at the appendage, sniffed it... then attempted to take a sizable chunk out of me. I quickly began running for my life.
however, it was as luck would have it, that I ran from one monstrous creature into another. I took note of its many heads, the beast completely ignored me, and lunged for the smaller, lion-like creature. as the multi-headed beast went to strike, it somehow managed to send me and my bag flying through the air once again. finally, I broke my little vow of silence as I found myself once again bracing for impact on a roof.

"today is not my day"

Chapter 17: Evade

Damn not here

Tirek began to pace along in his Chambers, simply reading a newspaper. the same one in fact as that fateful night.
"No," He fumed as he tore up the paper. "Reaver, Anarchy, Bunta"
Three minions walked. "your new mission, capture the Element of Magic... without that element, the others are useless"
Reaver stood still and looked on in confusion. "Are you sure that's wise?" Reaver found himself thrown into a wall.
"do you think it's wise to question your master?" Lord Tirek growled rhetorically.
"Now.. GO!" he issued the order. No-one questioned him.

Now all he had to do was wait.

Sweat dripped off my brow as I worked. The heat, along with strenuous activity such as this, was beginning to get to me.
"Left a bit, Right a bit... oooohhhhh right there" Twilight cooed. She was still enjoying herself, "Now to move the rest of your stuff in" She smiled with glee. As I pushed harder, I heard a slight creak. Looking over to Twilight I could see she was now reading happily. "heh, I don't think you'll have to worry about my stuff that much, Sweetheart" I smiled.
It had been several weeks since... well... everything. Scootaloo had made a full recovery and had grown to see me as a big brother figure, not that I didn't welcome it. There was a knock at the door, and spike went to answer it.
"Yo Alan, It's Scoots," I simply sighed, Rainbow had told her how I could use something as simple as a pole as a weapon, And she wanted to see if she could get her cutie mark from it "...And her Parents"

Crap.

I dashed down stairs. "Ok... what's wrong?" I asked, Scootaloo simply looked at me apologetically.
Her mother looked at me for a moment. "It's... about your relationship with our daughter"
"What about it?" I raised an eyebrow.
"She told us you were going to teach her how to use a pole?"
Given the circumstances, I decided not to beat around the bush. "Are you insinuating something? Because I'm sure Twilight would love to hear this" I looked a little upset. Twilight teleported down upon hearing her name.
Scootaloo's father looked at me furiously. "Now see here I"
I cut him off, grabbing the pole in the corner. "this is what a pole looks like, if you were referring to something clearly not meant for children... then you should seek psychiatric help," I grunted "Sorry Scoots, but your Parents really annoy the hell out of me... I really hate to do this, but unless they're breathing down my neck all the time, You won't be able to learn anything" I sighed.

"wait, You had to learn all that?" Scootaloo's parents looked confused.
"and to make it worse, I'm a terrible teacher" her parents began to catch on.
I was a about to continue when Scoot's came out with "Nevermind then" She then walked off in a huff.

Bunta Flew across the snowy plains, looking over different towns and villages. finally landing in a good spot, He began the painstaking process of watching the Magi. "Element of Magic huh?... 'spose that'll be the strongest Magi here"
He continued to watch as his new target came to view. a boastful voice echoed across the snowy village. "And now, the great and Powerful Trixie do something amazing, Trixie is going to pull Trixie out of a hat"
Bunta wasn't very bright. He swooped down and snatched her up.

The crowd of people grumbled "well, looks like equestrian is off the menu tonight" a voice lamented.

Twilight sat down to enjoy a cup of tea, Waiting for Alan to return with the last of his clothes. She blushed as she remembered the first date. "I hope this isn't going too fast for him," She sighed. "I should really have that chat with Rarity about it" she mused to herself as she grabbed the book off her shelf. Looking out the window, she could see that Alan was having a little trouble with a very large box of things. she could also see a smile on his face as he walked.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders were bothering him about something, as they scrambled about the place, Following him at every step. "Kids these days" Twilight stopped in her tracks, Slowly turning to look behind her.

There, Sitting on the sofa were two distinct figures.
She dropped the tea.

one of them started tutting. "Such a waste of good tea"
What they didn't expect, however, was her grabbing the sword and vanishing.
"Anarchy... Go get her" Reaver said coldly.

Chapter 37: Mission delayed!

the journey begins

As I listened to the buzzing sound draw ever closer, I noticed it was nothing more than the flapping of tiny seraph wings.
I walked over to the door and opened it. Scootaloo was buzzing away on her scooter, doing a manner of different tricks. "Scoots, go home, its late" She stopped her speeding for a moment. then looked over to me. she had a worried expression plastered across her face. "its the changelings again isnt it" I frowned at her, then nodded.

"Scootaloo, please, go home and stay inside, it isnt safe out here" the little scooter riding girl then shot me a smile as she buzzed off home. I stood, listening to the sound of the tiny wings dying down. silence had returned once again.
looking across to the everfree. I sighed as i felt a hand on my shoulder. turning around, I saw Twilight simply smiling softly.

"hey, alan... promise me something" I brought her close to me.
"you know me Twi, I'll walk on bloody stumps to get back to you" she grimaced at the image i gave her.
"just come back in one piece" She giggled as she stole a kiss.

Morning had come, too quickly if you ask me.

The three soldiers had arrived on time, however....

"Where the fuck is BlueBlood?" Showdown grumbled. I shrugged my shoulders.
I looked over, and then the prick finally showed up. "your wearing a tuxedo? to a mission?" I sighed.
"one must look his best" thats when it happened.

"well, I think it's safe to say that you are NOT allowed to speak, You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole, I have already had enough of you, so if you open your mouth to speak, it had better be a yes sir or... i'll break it, now GO GET YOURSELF GEARED UP AND READY TO MOVE, MAGGOT!"
I watched as his mouth opened and closed like a floundering fish. He then stormed off.

The three soldiers looked at me in shock. "you must really hate that guy," Showdown spoke after letting out a small whistle.
"to threaten to break his jaw? just for speaking?" her comment was met with an icy glare.
Rocky simply laid a hand on my shoulder, "Calm down sir, you just need to try and ignore him"
"I'll try" I took a deep breath to try and calm down.

I watched as the Prince came grumbling and swearing under his breath, wearing army fatigues. "That's better, now come on... We've got lots of ground to cover"

the prince shot me an exasperated look followed by a cry of "WE'RE GOING NOW????"

I never broke a promise...

I broke his jaw.