Chapters chapter 1: Making an entrance
a not so dynamic entry
How did I get here?
That was the one question that plagued my mind at this moment. but then I began to remember.
I had just failed another job interview, it was raining. the rain was beating down on the pavement that people were actually running in a feeble attempt to avoid it. running from shelter to shelter in the hopes that they would get to their destination dry enough. it was 4:55pm. I was grumbling under my breath cursing my luck. I felt myself standing on the edge of something. "what the fuck" i looked down, a bizarre circle was in front of me. I put my foot back, and as if fate was blatantly laughing at me, I slipped on a cliche banana peel. I fell through the portal, feeling the wind through my hair. I felt myself becoming dry, and saw the grassy earth coming up to meet me.
There was a loud crash, and the sound of wood being splintered. I heard a shout, and footsteps coming up the stairs.
She did, and could see the sizable hole I had left in the roof.
I clutched my head in pain. "gahh... anybody got any painkillers?" I asked nobody in particular.
"Heh, sorry" I sighed.
Chapter 2: Coffee, Jobs and a tour
we can talk about normality till the cows come home...
My phone's alarm went off. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes upon hearing a bizarre shout of "What in sweet Celestia's name was that?" I sighed as I sat up.
She looked over to me for a moment. placing down her mug on the table she walked out.
Rarity took the clothes and studied them for a moment, then began working.heard it. It was subtle at first, but then became louder. The sounds of a certain melody echoed from the bathroom. Soon a voice accompanied the music.
"And she laughed no more " the final note, and I was clean. Thats when I noticed Rarity standing in the doorway, blushing slightly. She held out a pair of dark blue cargo jeans. "for you, Songbird"
I took a tentative look outside. noticing Twilight approaching the front door.
she took me to the most important spots, I took notice of the Job opportunities in the windows.
"thats one way to make an entrance" Pinkie giggled.
Sitting down at a nearby table, I simply gave a scratch at the back of my head. "so, Gallant Knight huh?" i chuckled.
Chapter 3: Are you crazy?
yes i am
after talking for few minutes, Twilight and I left for the library.
after a short walk and the occasional hello from the many citizens of this small town, we arrived at the library.
After the book was set, there was a bright flash.
She then sighed, I looked her up and down. my perception of royalty had been shattered by this woman.
just then, I heard crying and a knock on the door. "I'll handle this,"
Celestia simply sighed. "I hope he doesn't do anything too rash"
As i set upon the path, I looked around. I took note of the different people wandering about, but thats when I noticed it.
I simply picked up the scooter and limped back to the library.
while Twilight Tended to the young girl's wounds, Celestia continued to read the book. "Twilight, I think we might have a problem"
Within a few minutes I awoke, shirtless on a bed, I took a look around. there was a bowl on the nightstand filled with bloody water. I brought a hand up to my face. "gah fuck!" i exclaimed as Twilight came rushing in. "heh hows the kid?"So, I've been out for an hour i thought to myself as i looked to the mirror. "Damn it, hang on"
just what the hell did i do just then?
meanwhile in the dark recesses of some unknown location
In a dark hall, a gathering of people were conversing until finally a call for order was heard.
Sakaar grew impatient.
It was a new day in Ponyville. I was currently running back and forth, making deliveries to various homes.
Sakaar was furious.
His foolish minions had no idea where his lord's body was being kept.
I found myself being pushed into a large area, hearing no sounds or movement. Pinkie removed the blindfold from me.surprise! " What else could I do, I jumped high enough to grab a beam above me.Welcome to Ponyville, Gallant Knight .
"yo, Blue... need a hand?" She looked up, her shades perched on top of her head. She gave me a cocky smile.
I looked over to where Twilight was sitting... however, i was standing face to face with her at that point.
It had been a few minutes since the party had ended, and I was left to carry a now passed out Twilight back to her home.
"Alan? is... is everything alright?"
hell hath no fury like tranquil fury
The dark hall soon became an abattoir, Sakaar had his best Magi working on the spell designed to summon their dark lord.
It was 7 in the morning, Celestia's sun kissed the rooftops as it rose. I looked out of the window as Rarity's younger sister, Sweetie Belle left for school. I found myself preparing for the ordeal of standing still for Celestia knows how long.Goodnight Sweetheart ... Why her?"want me to persue a relationship with twilight..even though i could die in the near future?"
I took a deep sigh. "to be perfectly honest, I don't want to see her hurt," I rubbed my temple "or worse"
After a while, I found myself up a tree, simply watching the new world go by. I watched as the many different people simply carried on their daily lives. I was in such deep thought, that i didn't notice I was falling. "Jeez Sugarcube, ah've been callin ya fer ages" Applejack then helped me up.
The three bullies from before had now decided it would be a good idea to beat up a little girl.
I watched as Hoops threw Scootaloo into a barrel, knocking her unconscious.
"Just playing? JUST PLAYING?" I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth.
"Simple, Tell the authorities... oh wait, No need" I grinned as two Police officers placed him in cuffs.
Twilight was sitting on the Sofa in the library, Listening to the events of the day as relayed by Pinkie Pie.
Chapter 6: A trail of breadcrumbs
or in this case, A trail of haribo
I hate hospitals. more importantly...
"Hey kiddo, how ya feeling?" I grinned.
I felt a bizarre pull at that moment, A magical pull.
But Lady Luck hates me.
I followed the trail relentlessly. feeling the fresh forest air enter my lungs.
A Fucking Castle.
The legends of Caliburn
"oh fuck me" was the only sound you could hear coming from the castle.Now all I need is Deckard Cain
I began to read.
And so it came to pass that Lord Tirek, was turned to stone... And his castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the Forests, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains..
I huffed, Closing the book. "I swear i've heard that before somewhere" I shrugged my shoulders.
Also known as the sword of Plot development....
A messenger seraph was watching the forest in a vain attempt to stop the Discovery.
I was currently brushing off dust and debris of my body. "Thats the last time I pick up a seemingly innocent book" I complained to no one in particular. I picked up the book again, only to find a ghostly apparition in front of me.
"so.. what was Arthur like?" I asked, expecting the usual he was a great man bullshit.
"well, Mr Stabby it is" I then watched as the apparition began to literally laugh its head off.Mr Stabby ?"
Twilight and the others had the bright idea of following Alan into the Everfree forest.
Twilight could see the faint glow of light leading down a tunnel. "This way, i can just here him talking to..."
Merlin finished his sentence. "So Merlin, anyway out of here?"
"lets get out of here guys, I have a feeling Celestia will want to here about this" I grinned as we left the way we came.
A chill went up my spin as i opted to climb up the wall.
Chapter 8: Comatose and training
Or more importantly... Evil arises
The time had come, one last sacrifice was all that was needed.Surge, dominus Tirek .... surge et accipe ... Ave tua nova corpora carnis. Ave Tirek "
Sakaar had succeeded.
The walk back to ponyville was interesting to say the least.
the walk was fairly peaceful. Children were outside playing their little games, A far cry from what Kids back home would be doing. they'd be playing Call of duty or something boring like that. "heh, makes a change"
I shrugged my shoulders, I should have... why didn't I? .my such a gentleman coming from inside.
Rarity began to draw up some designs for an outfit, seemingly inspired by the Sword the now lay next to the sofa.
"Celestia should be arriving in an hour," the librarian added. "we need to wake him up"
Twilight ran a glowing hand an inch above Alan's unconscious form.
I was still in the shower, or at least... I was when I stood face to face with the man himself.are an insufferable douche" I chuckled. "Wait... You saw him?" Arthur looked a little shocked. "then... Oh great" He huffed.
this was going to be long nap.
Twilight simply sat there as Alan was moved onto a stretcher. She grabbed the sword and placed it on her back.
I reached out for one sword as he grabbed the other. "Are you ready for this?" the armor clad man held his sword out in a fighting stance. I began to experiment different styles of sword play before settling on one simple style.
Needless to say, I learn quickly. after a ending up on my face several times, I tried a different stance.
this time, our blades connected. I jumped back, avoiding a hit.
the hospital staff watched in awe as a cut appeared on the unconscious Alan's cheek.
"Alan, did I forget to mention that what ever happens here, happens to your body?"
"I've said it once, I'll say it again... Fuck shields" the comment caught Arthur off guard. I again jumped over him and literally ran him through. "oops" I chuckled nervously as Arthur dropped to his knees.
Preparation...
HEY LISTEN
"At last, I'm free" The bestial form of Lord Tirek took center stage as Sakaar bowed before him.destroyed "
after conversing with Arthur on how he managed to defeat Morgana for the umpteenth time, I sighed.
Twilight slept dreamlessly, a look of worry etched on her face. She was asleep on the musty old tome from the castle.
Rarity simply sighed. "Three days"
"So... what happened in your head?"
"I bring grave news, Equestria will soon be in terrible danger, however this new threat"
"Um Alan?... thats what I was going to say... the statue caved in on itself" Celestia looked despondent.
I then smiled. "well, I need to get out of here, Stretch my legs ya know?"
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Chapter 10: Romance with a chance of invasion
As always... somethings never change
Sakaar stood on the cliff edge overlooking ponyville, smiling evilly as he drew up plans in his head.
After being released back into the wild, I simply chuckled.
Sakaar began to put his plan into action, sending a group of Soldiers into ponyville.
I found myself sitting down in the Boutique brushing my own auburn locks, removing stray strands of split ends.
Alan/Gallant Knight Thought you could do with a new suit, so while you were singing that song in the shower, I began to create it for you I hope Its to your liking Rarity
I grinned as I felt the fine fabric. this reminds me of a song .
I knocked on the door, then waited. I placed a hand against the wall and repeated the knock.
as we continued a walk around the town, I began to notice the streets were slowly becoming empty.
From the bush jumped a tall male seraph and a short magi, they didnt look happy.
the moron swooped down to make an attempt on my life, but somehow managed to fly into the wall of the restaurant.
I made a mistake asking that.
let's get dangerous
Sakaar watched as the mortal man dispatched two of the worst soldiers he had laid his eyes upon. It was all part of the plan.
"STOP JERKING ME AROUND!" I shouted angrily, as 3 warriors came at me with renewed vigor. I was running out of steam as I heard the shout of Rainbow Dash overhead. "hey, need a hand?" I simply nodded.
Just a little more, i thought to myself as I reached the perfect position to fight, Ironically near the cliff.perfect . I grinned, placing the sword on my shoulder. "well, You've got two choices folks," I chuckled as I bounced the sword on my shoulders. "either tell me who sent ye... or" I moved quickly, dragging the blade through a very unlucky man. The remaining warriors watched their comrade fall.
Twilight stood in wait, Celestia had arrived to keep her and the elements safe.
Sakaar stood opposite me, looking a tad miffed. He held up a small child, One I recognized all too well.
It was at this point that Sakaar's minions learned three things.
I picked Sakaar up by the neck, running on both adrenalin and rage. drawing back my fist, I began to repeatedly smash his skull against it until his skull fractured. "If I much as catch you or anyone of your ilk... I'll kill you"
Chapter 12: To save a life
step one....
"Come on... stay with me scoots, wake up" I tried to keep calm as I carried her.
Lord Tirek was not pleased, Sakaar had failed, that was certain.
I found myself in my mindscape again,the wind was blowing strong. a storm was brewing. I had a headache.
"Twilight?" I said groggily to The unknown woman calling my name. I was suddenly enveloped in a hug.
I waved them over. "listen, you two... what was she doing out at that time of night?"
her father Looked at me "Damn it, it should be you! ever since you came here she's been caught up, put in danger!" I took out the sword and handed it to him.
Scootaloo's father was about to say something. "When i arrived here... all i had were the clothes on my back, and the blood in my veins... Blood which has been spilled protecting Scootaloo.... and you pin the blame on me" I sighed.
I sat back down next to Twilight, her Purple eyes now bloodshot red. "Alan?" she squeaked out. "I... Dont want to be alone tonight" I simply wiped away some stray tears.
"Hey, Think you can carry her?" I looked at the small dragon.
It was now 3 in the morning. Celestia's sun had begun to ascend into the skies.
well, when the dragon's right... He's right.
.. afternoon... evening
A gentle breeze flew through the window, the late morning was the perfect time to wake up. Twilight attempted to roll over but was seemingly stopped by something. She woke up and looked at what was stopping her.
"What time is it?" The half-asleep librarian asked. Alan simply chuckled.
I laid in the bed simply thinking bizarre random thoughts, like what I wanted to do today. As I stared at the ceiling, Twilight walked in, almost forgetting I was there. I looked up for a moment, and instantly put my head back on the bed again.standing at attention
As I stepped into the shower, I couldn't help but think about trying the whole date again, hoping it wouldn't happen again.
I walked back into the bedroom, seeing Twilight looking over the books on her shelf. "found what your looking for yet?"
As we both walked out of the room, Spike could see the smile on her face. I simply followed suit with an equal grin.
"dude, Breakfast's ready" Spike chuckled.
the rest of the morning went peacefully.Unknown hero protects Ponyville " the photo looked to be taken at night. the moonlight looked to be dancing off the sword in the photo. "wow," I continued to read the article. looking at the bottom of the photo, it actually had the name of the photographer. "so thats what she was doing out"
Chapter 14: More training
even Rocky had a montage
Ponyville became a bustling busy town at 11am. thankfully it was a monday, so I had the entire day to waste.
I walked over to the first tree of the day. I attempted to copy the kick which Applejack used to no avail.
Twilight had stopped over at sugarcube corner to pick up some cupcakes and muffins. something told her that Alan was quite partial to them. as she paid for them, Pinkie Pie sighed. "What's wrong Pinkie?" Twilight saw an uncharacteristically solemn look on Pinkie's face. "I just had a twitch, when you came in"
It had been precisely one hour, one arduous, painful hour. my feet and shins were red raw, throbbing with pain.
after a few minutes, the 50 tree had caused the skin on my left shin to break. I was now bleeding.
"What about him?"
As I picked myself up off the floor, Applejack and her elder brother came back with bandages and iodine.
I reached a prime location and began a staff kata, having learned how to use staves years ago.
she watched the staff, as I took off into a run.
awful lot of running to do
As I ran through the streets of ponyville, I looked back. Rainbow dash was hot on my trail.Gotta run !"
Alan burst through the door, panting like crazy. "Rarity, If you need me... I'll be in the shower" he huffed.
"What's so damn funny?"
"Seriously, What's so damn funny?" I looked over, thankfully being fully clothed.
"Doesn't matter anymore.... so who's lucky enough then?"
"Anyways, I better get to the delivery job" I spoke, "I'll see you later you two, And er.. Rarity? I'll probably come straight back here after work to suit up again" She simply waved me off.
As I began the trek to Sugarcube corner, I couldn't help notice I was being followed.
within seconds, She had piled a large selection of cakes onto a trolley. "here's the deliveries today," She gave me a list of adresses "good luck!"
I looked at the list, it was going to be easy, and all the more better.
After speeding through my main deliveries, I found myself at the carousel boutique. I knocked on the door, "hey, Rarity, I got your Cheesecake here" I shouted, as she quickly came to the door. I stepped in, noticing something. The white shirt of the suit was now clean. "hmm, Did Spike bring that round?"
Want to try the date again?
"I'll be back in a few seconds" I dashed off, grabbing the white shirt.
On my way Looking for a moment with my dear
The sun was slowly setting in the horizon, the moon was soon to rise and take it's place among the stars. "I'll probably never get used to that" I mused to myself, remembering the conversation about my world. Losing my self to my thoughts for a moment, I looked up. Turns out, I was already standing outside the library.
I grabbed the box on the table and put it in the fridge, then i set the table. Finding candles in a nearby draw, I placed them on the table, lit them and turned off the lights. "hey," Twilight said behind me, "you stole my idea" she gave a small giggle.
I poured out the wine in each glass, and then sat opposite her. "so... how did you get rid of spike?"yeah... Real smooth Alan
Dinner went with out a hitch, and before long we were both well on our way to becoming a little bit drunk.pie " Twilight began to giggle uncontrollably.who's the lucky man? " needless to say, Twilight joined me in rapturous laughter.
We were sat on her sofa, in front of a fire. she sczootched over towards me with a half drunken smile, and simply snuggled up to me. I lazily placed an arm around her, resting my hand on her waist. "I could get used to this," I said quietly.
"buh gah fa" My train of thought crashed once again as she took me by the hand and dragged me off.them look better" I said as I began kissing her neck.
it was going to be one hell of a night.
Chapter 18: Kesshite akiramenai!
never rub another man's rhubarb
Anarchy sped off, giving chase to a very frightened Twilight. I dropped the box, and simply grabbed the sword hilt. pulling it out, I simply grinned. Anarchy looked more and more like a demon of the night. he sped towards Twilight to grab her.
Twilight found herself running towards Canterlot, in the hopes of finding someone who could help.
I was quick on the defensive, avoiding whatever hits the disfigured Griffin could try and land. but before long, he was slowly becoming tired. "well?" I growled "is that all you've got?" at that moment, Reaver appeared, Looking dazed and confused.
Rainbow flew over certain woodlands, looking for Twilight. "Hey! Egghead! Where are you?" She shouted, but soon heard a very grumpy sounding griffin. "Heh, Tirek will be pleased" She took a look and then swooped down just as the griffin took off. she was too late. she flew back to the resulting anger.
He sped towards me and simply threw me into a wall, hearing a few more ribs crack.
Rainbow closed her eyes and waited for the end, an end that never came.
everything went black. all i could hear in the back of my head were the faint sounds of things moving and beeping machinery.
I sat there in my mindscape, simply screaming in pure rage. Arthur was back. "use it, I know you hate the emotion... but use it!" He slid me a guitar... a representation of Mahiko. I stopped screaming as it hit my foot.
Picking it up, i began to reform my mind into a less chaotic state. "what are you doing"I will kill Tirek "
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chapter 19: Kakei maindo Kokoro wa, torēningusentā o kakei
Mindscape Training centre
"Good," Arthur stood opposite me as I took a hasty breath. "Now try again with the other hand"keep your enemies at a distance thing, but still needed to improve.
as he got up he simply sighed. "If only you were that good with a blade... wait," He snapped his fingers.
A high attack, Again blocked and kicked away.
He would lead for the first half of the fight, taking the offensive.
The resulting duel lasted for several hours, but soon we stopped. Arthur returned to his usual form, out of breath.
He got into another fighting stance, grabbing a shield from seemingly no-where.
meanwhile, at the hall of justice... I mean Canterlot Castle
Celestia paced back and forth in her private quarters in the castle, the look of sorrow and worry etched on her face.
"They've got Twilight... and... Alan is in hospital" Rainbow started to shed more tears, simply collapsed to her knees.
"I need the best of the best... send them to ponyville" the general nodded and left.
chapter 20: Kakei maindo 2: Mewosamasu!
Mindscape 2: WAKE UP!
Twilight had awoken in a strange looking dungeon, lying on her back on a bizarrely comfortable bed.
The new form of Tirek sauntered into the dungeon room, with a disgusting smile on his face. the kind a would-be rapist would wear. as he moved closer and closer he began to chuckle.
"chess or cluedo?"
The town of ponyville fell deathly silent. The body of the insurgent, Reaver, was being burned on a pyre.
It was apparent that Shining Armor had stopped functioning for a moment.
Shining Armor walked in, asking around for a man named Gallant Knight. Nurse Redheart reluctantly showed him the way.
He sat down in a chair and simply looked at the man. as redheart shut the door behind her, Shining studied the chart.this guy... put himself through hell to protect others?... could make one hell of a guard He thought to himself. Rarity walked in shortly afterwards.
It's form, changed.
Breathing heavily, I slid across the floor being knocked back by dark magic. how? simple. Merlin was back.
Fire bad... very bad.
I began to run around vigourusy as the fireballs kept hitting the exact spot I was in for a split second.trying to kill me?" I shouted, but soon had an idea. I stood perfectly still, and as the fireball flew towards me, I hit it back. "heh, reminds me of something...but what?"shut the fuck up, movie's on
I did just as he asked. I sat and listened as I heard Rarity's voice, regaling someone the tales of my life here.
"he actually sounds like a great guy," Shining looked over to Alan's unconscious form. "but seriously? my sister... he's dating my sister"
It had been a few minutes since then, Shining had read most of the book, a few pages were missing, but thats normal.
"You have your weapon," they turned around to see Alan standing there fully clothed. it was a simple outfit. a black long-sleeved t-shirt, black jeans, and a long leather trench-coat. the trench-coat billowed in the wind, much like Celestia's ever flowing hair. he tied the sword to his belt. "I have mine" He swung the newly formed Pendragon sword with a flourish, then put it in its scabbard.
"I'm going to go get Twilight back, And Shining?"
Shining Armor looked on in confusion while Celestia, Rainbow Dash and Rarity began to laugh.
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Chapter 21: the highest room in the tallest tower?
Chapter 21: the highest room in the tallest tower?
Is the author taking the piss?
ye dont answer that
The wind picked up shortly after I began walking, causing my coat to billow wildly. I heard the huffing and puffing of three guardsmen trying to keep up. "hey, slow down" I simply stopped in my tracks.the name suited this guy to a tee
"So what are we doing, exactly?"
Tirek grew frustrated, he had never lost in his entire life... well.... almost never lost.
The three soldiers looked at me in confusion. "Never mind," I sighed as we continued walking.
He darted towards me, I simply moved left. he tried again from the back, However, I swung round with the sword catching him off guard. he then caught the blade in between his hands, I simply shrugged as i kicked him away. as he flew back, I stayed put. he then sped towards me again, Managing to knock the sword away. I simply cracked my knuckles.
he began to cough as I picked the Pendragon up. "any last words?" I said, "maybe along the lines of don't kill me ?"
I sheathed the sword, and continued walking.
Tirek had been watching from the window, in a fit of rage he swung out, catching Twilight across the face.
Showdown, Rocky and Sweetspot found themselves far behind the knight. "Damn it!" Showdown shouted.
Chapter 22: First we crack the shell
then we crack the nuts inside
Trixie stood ready, waiting in the main throne room. She had in her grasp a spear.
What a fool.
I walked up to the door slowly, expecting resistance. None came.
A woman jumped from no-where, brandishing a spear. she stood there shaking in front of me.
I attempted to walk up the stairs but was pulled back. adjusting my trajectory, I flung out an elbow.
I stood at the staircase and sighed. "come on... dude... think Flash "
Tirek sat in wait, he had opened up his own private armory, Grabbing his meat-cleaver of a sword.
Tirek swung the flat side of the sword, Knocking the knight out of the window. He soon followed in pursuit.
"Shit shit shit shit shit, not one of my best ideas" I drew the sword and plunged it into the building, slowing my descent. Looking up, I simply began to repeat my small chant of shit . Tirek was hot on my tail.
"Bring it on"
Tirek leapt up into the air, sword at the ready.
Twilight's mind for a spell
I had grabbed a shield off the wall hangings in the room, positioning it to the stairs and sitting on it. Giving myself a push from the ground, I sped down the staircase at such a speed that, when I finally came to a halt the collar became snagged. As I stood up, I noticed Trixie's unconscious form. I began to run. noticing the collar was now loose, I ripped it off.
I could hear the sounds of steel hitting steel, I jumped into a bush for a moment.
He had a plan, but what was it?.
I took off again, this time heading for Ponyville. While I ran I began to think.
I realized that in a sense the only thing driving Alan to keep going was... me.
Celestia's sun was beginning to set, and I was slowly running out of steam.
I couldn't help it, I teleported to Ponyville.
"Twily?" My brother came rushinog up, What was he doing here?.
I began to explain everything that had happened while I was there.
Applejack had arrived with Rainbow Dash, looking just about ready for anything.
"How are you feeling sis?" Shining asked.
back in the dirty mind of one Gallant Knight
"Give up, and die already" Tirek spat as he swung the gargantuan blade once more.
He ran for me, bringing his sword down, catching me across the chest.fuck me... I am going to die .
I stood up and gripped the sword tighter. Don't know how much longer I can hold out...Hurry Twilight .
I took a deep breath and calmed my nerves, finally settling on the low stance once again. "Watashi no ken de, watashi no chi ni yotte, anata ga ochiru*" I held the blade across my chest, taking the stance of a samurai. I let out a primal roar as i dashed to the dark lord.
but it was all in vain. He once again brought the sword down, I raised my sword to block it, succeeding.
Lady luck was on my side once again. I pulled the sword out of the ground and began my assault.
*by my sword, by my blood, You will fall.
didn't even make a dent
The being that was Tirek began to brace himself for a barrage of attacks. moving quickly, he ducked, dipped, dived and dodged his way back to his tower. once he was inside, I quickly took a moment of rest.
As I flew into a spin, I extended my sword, gaining an equal opportunity strike.something tells me his back is a weak point... looks like all those years of Legend of Zelda finally paid off I thought to myself. my train of thought was soon crashed as the shield hit me in the back.
I fell into a roll, and then landed on my back. he began to laugh. I simply raised an arm, and a middle finger.
I then hit the wall, and a new wave of pain greeted me, hello pain , I scrambled to my feet. my breath, raspy and haggard.
I was badly injured, but still kept fighting. "Why do you persist?" Tirek asked.
Tirek's face fell, he took a few steps back from me clearly seeing the anger on my face.
Twilight and the others were nearing the location of the battle. "How much longer, Sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
As soon as Rarity said those words, Alan flew past them "eh.. Hi girls" He then crashed into a tree.
"ALAN!" Twilight quickly rushed over to her hero.
Alan shrugged his shoulders, "after the elements do their thing, get the hell out of here"
I stood bracing myself.
"Ready Alan?"
chapter 25: reduced to ash
Inspired by Malukah and theHumanTim
Tirek broke through to where Alan crashed, seeing the six women running in fear.
"Not so fast, Tirek"
Tirek pivoted on one foot, attempting to bring his sword round. I simply tutted.
Option 1. take the hit like a bitch. Option 2. aim for the testicles... If he has any Option 3. Kick him off and stand tall
I choose option 4.
a combination of all three.
As the meat-cleaver like sword bit into my flesh, I kicked out, pushing Tirek away. I rolled backwards onto my feet.
Giving him the finger again.
It was over, his sword had grazed my side. Mine was through his black heart.
Twilight and the others had returned with grave looks on their faces. Twilight looked about ready to break down into catatonia. Rarity had an almost similar look. the fashionista had felt as though she had lost a brother.
"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! " I had stubbed my big toe on a tree as I slowly limped towards ponyville.
"I'll be there soon Twi"
I collapsed, shrouded in a dark fog.
Tirek's spirit entered my mind and willed my body to continue moving in the direction of ponyville.
Mindscape: Final battle (ugh... too much Scott pilgrim the videogame)
"Tirek, Just give up man, You're done" I said nonchalantly.
a fucking centaur.
"oh for fuck sake, get out of my head will you?" he swung at me catching my cheek.
I realized the only way to actually beat him was to get above him and strike.
what felt like a few hours, Tirek was slowly beating me into submission. but Arthur finally stepped in to lend a hand.
I would come up high and strike Tirek from behind, while Arthur would get underneath.
there was a sickening crunch as Tirek missed his mark. I looked on, seeing that Arthur's whole chest cavity had caved in.
I gritted my teeth in anger, before I heard Arthur's voice echo throughout the arena.
The landscape changed, becoming a scene of serene tranquility.
I thrust the blade forwards.
I closed my eyes, and opened them.
I got up and continued my journey home.
... Picture the ending to megaman 2...
Walking.
The endless walking under the stars, Moonlight adding a gleam to the blood now dried on my body.
I heard the rustling of leaves in the wind, Finally taking the time to enjoy it.
Home...
The sole reason I was fighting.
I tied the sword to my waist and began to run.
Lady luck loves me, Remember?
as I drew closer to Ponyville, I noticed the small battalion blocking the path.
I hobbled over to where Twilight was, she was currently facing Celestia, talking to her about something. I shot Celestia a cheeky smile. as I got closer and closer I could hear parts of the conversation.
however, just as she jumped on me, my legs gave out.
I couldn't.... I blacked out again.
chapter 27: Waiting, Knight and day
being unconscious sucks
Twilight looked on to the bedridden man, still with a peaceful smile emblazoned on his face.
"Twily, He's gonna be fine," he gave her a smile. Twilight was unsure.
As she walked away to the rest of her friends, she couldn't help but smile.
Inside the mind of an unconscious hero...
"great... Reruns.... i hate reruns.... fuck this, I'm waking up"
A nurse had run out of the hospital, as fast as her legs could carry her.
"Thats where we buried Jimmy Hoffa!" I said as I shot up into a sitting position.
"Not bad, maybe a new personal best" I chuckled.
Twilight simply placed a hand on the back of my head and pulled me closer.
Not that I complained.
finale of ACT 1: Meet the Parents
Insert coin
It had been several months since that big event. My wounds had healed up nicely, leaving a few scars.
She then saw the panic in my eyes "Don't remind me" I chuckled. Twilight simply kissed me on the lips, "less of that, more of this" she smiled, however before I could keep the love train going, the train had come to a stop. "Everybody off" Came the shout over the comm system. I simply chuckled as I took Twilights hand in mine.
That was when we approached the door, hearing a set of words much akin to they'll be here any minute NightLight, get the table ready! "Seriously? Your dad's name is Nightlight?" I chuckled. she simply nodded, then knocked.
"Twilight? Whose that?"
Twilight opened the door and hugged them both.
after the starter, and the initial conversation as Twilight and her mother, Starshine, went to plate up the main dish, NightLight gave me a bizarre look. "So, how's life in Equestria treating you son?" I was taken aback slightly.
"Would you ever go back home if you could?" His second question.
NightLight then looked at me for a moment.
She walked in, and placed a few plates of food on the table.
after the main course, we all moved into the very large living room.
"...derp"
Needless to say, we both forgot.
Chapter 30: I couldn't think of a title.
and now for something completely different
"So how long are you staying in Canterlot, Twilight?" Nightlight asked.
"probably a few days, he's never been here before so I figured I could show him around" Twilight smiled at me,
"later you two" NightLight called out as we left.her " She huffed. I raised an eyebrow as the woman in question walked past.
"Hello stud, I couldn't help notice you staring, Oh hey Twilight... had any more failures recently?" I looked over to Twilight, who looked slightly annoyed. "So, you with all those muscles and me with all these curves... what's first?" the woman continued. "er... thats easy... You go play on the railway lines while I take my Girlfriend here on another adventure" I kissed Twilight then and there. the woman walked off in a huff. "so... first of all, where's the nearest Cafe... I got a shit ton o bits burning a hole in my pocket and I'd like a cuppa tea" I chuckled.
Twilight then proceeded to drag me off. "Come on then loverboy..." she began to smile again.
Sitting down at the cafe, we waited for our order of tea, I then Looked at Twilight for a moment. "So... who was that anyway?" she simply sighed and looked over to me.
Dubstep... hell not just any dubstep.
"Vinyl scratch!" i waved for a moment, as she took off her head phones.
"O-octavia"
Twilight's jaw dropped, Not only was I right, but it was her favorite musician too.
As Octavia sat down the tension in the air could be cut with a knife, so I did what any other self-respecting hero would do.
As Octavia and Twilight had an... intellectual conversation, I opted to have a comedic conversation involving bad jokes.i have diarrhea is when your playing Scrabble cause its worth a shitload of points" For a moment, you could hear a pin drop. until the entire Cafe roared with laughter. Vinyl managed to squeak a few words. "it's funny cause it's true"
even Octavia was laughing, which surprised me, when she came out with this little number.
however, vinyl simply grinned and said "If you got all the veins, arteries and capillaries from your body and layed them out end to end............... You'd die" I chuckled, but the others didn't.
Twilight recovered and began to tell a very longwinded joke.
nothing could brace me for the sheer... confusion of it all.
Silence.
that was all that could be heard.
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" Twilight had finished her joke... well more of a monologue really.
I finally looked over to her. "well... I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on..." Within a few seconds, I locked lips with Twilight just to stop her telling that joke again.
Vinyl had begun laughing like crazy, grabbed Octavia and then disappeared.
after breaking the almost-too-hot-for-tv kiss, I simply chuckled. "I think the owner of the place wants us to leave now"
Chapter 31: meeting a bolt of wonder
True story bro
After a short while of touring, she then brought me in front of another small cafe, nearer to the castle.
Joe simply chuckled. "well, for one, she told me a few seconds ago, and two.... she's blushing... because you've got your hand on her butt" I then chuckled.
The bell for the cafe tinkled slightly as two more customers sauntered in.
Spitfire then looked at me for a moment, and chuckled. "So, what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?"
"Well, other than the flight shows and rehearsals.... and the rules and regulations... not bad"
Spitfire seemed to do a double take, "alright, what's the catch?"
as we left the cafe we heard a small shout of two voices saying exactly the same thing. "WHAT?"
I began to laugh, and then grabbed Twilight by the wrist. "hey Sweetheart, sorry for... ignoring you in there"handy if you know what I mean" I winked.
She got my meaning and turned a bright shade of red, "J-just tone down the... innuendo for now" she continued to blush.
Oh boy...
"So to recap, no sexual innuendo's around Celestia?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"oh boy" I sighed with a small look of defeat, as Guardsmen slowly circled around me.
Twilight had just walked in a few minutes later as she heard Luna shouting in her usual way. "GUARDSMEN, RELEASE GALLANT KNIGHT THIS INSTANT" Twilight burst through the door shouting apologies.
"Gallant Knight? could you come back here please?"
Aquilinus stood there patiently waiting as Twilight then stood me in front of him. he began to scrutinize me like single celled organism under a microscope. "and I thought your dad was bad, Twilight" I nervously chuckled. Aquilinus nodded.
I looked over to Twilight, she was smiling. "heh, so did everyone else" She kissed me on the lips tenderly.
"She blows my mind" I chuckled.
As we left the castle, Twilight sighed, "Come on... lets go back to Ponyville"
Chapter 33: back to normality
How time flies when....
Upon hopping on the train back to ponyville, Twilight fell asleep. I simply sat and stared out the window, looking over to the sleeping woman. I sighed and, with a smile, Kissed her on the forehead. "Wake up sleeping beauty, We've arrived" I grinned as she wiped the sleep from her eyes. something felt a little off as we stepped off the train. I simply put it down to the weather team doing thier jobs. "So any plans for ponyville?" I asked Twilight. she simply shrugged her shoulders, but then she decided. she grabbed me by the wrist and kissed me for a moment. "if you think thats good... just wait until later"
I stood there, mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. My brain slowly caught up with me.
after traversing a few roads I haddn't walked down before, i felt a tap on my shoulder. "Excuse me mr Knight, but" I heard the faint sounds of very recognizable buzzing. I handed him the box of muffins "hey, There's Ditzy's or...der" I sighed as I looked at the man in the suit. "A bowtie? seriously?" he then shot me an incredilous look.
"this place just gets weirder everyday...I love it" I took off with a spring in my step.
The final delivery, a specially created very alcoholic cake. I knocked on the door and listened. the sounds of wine bottles gentle clanking together, the groan of not too loud and a gentle opening of the door. A little girl stood there, smiling peacefully at me. "hey there Litte Ruby, Is your mom okay?" the little girl nodded slightly.
50 bits and a bottle of pinot noir for the nice man, Pinchy.
I smiled. "tell your mom not to worry, I'll come by later to pick it up" the little girl then nodded as she took the cake inside with a small "thank you sir". such a cute kid, Her mom's not exactly what you'd call the best... but she does the best she can. Least she's not as bad as I used to be.
After what seemed like a few hours turned out to be only a few minutes. I had decided to use the time left to help out in the store, taking orders and cleaning the various utensils used in the average day in the small bakery. As a result, I was given an little bit extra payment. walking back to the Library, I noticed someone I hadn't met before. as the figure turned around, she too had begun to head in the direction of the Library. In the end I continued on my merry way.
she reached the door before me and simply knocked. the door swung open to reveal Spike looking slightly grumpy as per usual. "Hey Zecora, how are you?" the figure peered into the building seeing its state of disarray.
"I was to have Tea with Twilight as some point this week, but perhaps my timing is a little off peak" she said as she leant against the doorframe. "well, lets get inside, And I'll go get her" I grinned as she nodded and entered the building.
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chapter 34: Signs of things to come / story arc 2 begins!
No witty quote this chapter.... things get super-serial you guys...in a sense, it features...an old friend
Story Arc 2 is ago!
A dark figure stood at the top of the cliff overlooking Ponyville, looking back at the portal it had created it chuckled darkly.his true power"
It had been several months since I first met Zecora. turns out she was a great alchemist, one I would no doubt rely on for health potions and various other things. she helped me learn to meditate. my mind had become slightly fragmented for a short time thanks to a mishap with a spell. luckily the spell wore off. it was lucky i was understanding.
Twilight was currently looking over some notes with Zecora, the Zebrican then Smiled sweetly at me for a moment, then continued to work out the problem Twilihgt was having. I snuck off in search for something to do.
"Spike, dont say anything, please" I spoke quietly. he simply nodded still worried.
my body moved fluidly, almost like water, but the feeling crept upon me again, so I headed for the cliff.
Twilight watched as the young knight ran towards the cliff. She sighed inwardly and was pulled out of her worry by a very wise voice. "Alan will be fine, I am sure of it" Zecora smiled at the young librarian before continuing "who ever he meets will be in very deep shit" she nodded sagely.
chapter 35: Running into trouble
Vashta Nerada? ...Run. Just run.
As I stood in front of the mass of Black creatures, I took a few steps back. nearing the edge of the cliff, I could see the insect-like wings on the sickly black bastards buzz with anticipation. I shrugged, drew the pen-dragon from it's scabbard and leaped into the air, slicing through a tree. "that'll be you if you don't back off" however, the strange beings simply edged closer and closer. I swiveled round on the balls of my feet and ran towards the cliff edge, "this is gonna-" I jumped. "SUCK!"
As I flew down the cliff face, I began to think about why I jumped. looking back, it wasn't the brightest Idea I had.
Thinking back to the book I read days ago on different beings, I remembered the defining features.
"what? what is it Alan? tell me" Twilight began to get slightly more worried.
The young boy looked at Twilight for a moment, not knowing how he got privileges to use the D-mail.
Dear Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Shining Armor
urgent, the Changelings have reappeared in the everfree, Awaiting orders and re-enforcement's if necessary
sir knightly
Twilight looked at me, I watched as a worried expression crept across her face.
I peered outside as a dark cloud loomed over the Everfree forest, I see the moon looking down as if it was studying the strange phenomenon. As time slowly passed, I felt a shiver run up my spine. Twilight could finally see the small glimmer of fear in my eyes, and then the flash of light beckoned from outside the library. the knock was heard, Spike opened the door graciously. I took in the worried faces of the crown royals and one captain of the guard.
As I relayed what I had seen, the cards had been placed on the table. "so it is as we feared" Luna sighed, I simply nodded.
"Sir Gallant Knight, you are tasked with destroying this new threat to equestria," her eyes glowed for a moment as a large chest appeared before her. "only the best will be going with you on this...." she looked down for a moment.
"Your sending me and a group on a suicide mission aren't you?"
Celestia seemed to smile at this. Shining then called for his selected troops.
his jaw dropped. "how do you not know of me? I am Prince BlueBlood!"
Author's note:The aforementioned Theory on the Changeling's operating as a Hive mind is my own idea on how the creatures would function.
chapter 36: dealing with a Prince
Blueblood in two words: pompous asshole
"Never heard of you," I paid no real attention to the blond haired man standing in front of me.
Shining watched as Blueblood sized me up. As I walked away, I heard Blueblood speak. "I demand to know why I am here!"
the chair I mean. "I thought I told you to shut up! As to why your here, I asked for the best... you must be some sort of joke unless you plan on talking the Changelings to death" the others in the room simply watched as the idiot got up into my face.
"so, basically its a recon Mission" Showdown grinned.
"in the event that both magi are injured then we move to plan B"
it had been roughly twenty minutes after the troops had left for their outpost near the everfree. Shining was pacing back and forth trying to figure out what the Changelings wanted this time. Cadence was conversing with Twilight while Celestia and Luna were going over battle plans. I sat down on the sofa for a brief moment, rubbing my temples in complete contemplation.Arthur, are you in there? " I mentally called out. As I lay my head on the sofa to sleep, I had an answer.
the number you have dialed has not been recognized
Great.... I have a legend in my head and I can't contact him.
however, as he began to say his piece, that same buzzing noise began to come closer.
chapter 38: Time passes quickly.
we realise that all bets are off and no one is safe. And on that cheerful note, enjoy the trip.
As the Small squad lead by yours truly carefully made our way to what looked like an enemy encampment, we took note.
As we approached the entrance to the encampment, BlueBlood simply looked around nervously. He finally opened his mouth to speak. "S...Sir, I think we are being watched" I shot him a look followed with a small phrase.
"No shit sherlock" I pushed him out of an oncoming barrage of crossbow bolts. I simply jumped backwards.
Rocky was creeping along the back wall, searching for a way over, however... he heard the ensuing battle, raising his fingers to his ear, he asked the duo of snipers a question. "he isnt beating the tar out of BlueBlood is he?" upon hearing Alan chuckle saying it was highly tempting, he carried on with his objective. The large Guardsman Continued on his merry way, avoiding conflict unless necessary. Sneaking up behind a lone changeling Guard, he grabbed the creature by the neck. upon hearing a sickening crunch, he snapped the Changeling's neck. "I'm in the large building" He notified his squadmates. hearing a notepad and pen being laid pout on the other end of the conversation he heard Sweetspot hum for a moment. "describe what you see"
Showdown had an uneasy feeling in her stomach as she listened in to a slaughter house being described in full detail.
Blue-blood was busy healing my wounds yet somehow managed notice the large bulky Changeling coming up from behind him. He dug one heel into the ground and then with a spin, sent a kick to the beast's chest. "Sir, forgive me but this Ruffian must be taken care of first"
I watched as he...... began to heal me again.
"I'm the ruffian aren't I" I threw the sword, getting perfect aim.
Rocky was slowly getting tired. "next time, I'm on frontal assault" he lamented to himself as he ran for his life.
I wearily look at Rocky, "You better be coming back" he simply shook his head. he removed the sword from the beast's skull and handed it to me, I placed it back in my scabbard, then almost collapsed. "lets go, Rocky, you better be behind us"
Chapter 39: the needs of the many...
sometimes music can help set the mood of a chapter (open in new tab)
there was a distinct smell of smoke in the air. BlueBlood looked back to see no sign of Rocky. I looked over to him, "Rock'll be fine"
but that's when I heard over the comm system.... "Sorry, Showdown, Looks like I wont be able to take you to the beach like I promised" then the comm suddenly frazzled and the connection was crackly. Then came the explosion.
Rocky was in the main building. he began fiddling with a bizarre looking engine. As he examined the strange object he noticed the buzzing sound growing closer. Frivolously swiveling around to look at his would-be killers, he flipped them off, beginning a quick dash around the entire building. He slipped and fell. Looking over to the Engine, he decided to make his way towards it.
that's when it began. The Changelings began a relentless attack attempting to stop the large man. he once again began towing with the engine. looking over to see a small beeping red light, He took stock of the simple phrase "overload "
"Rocky, Come in... Rocky?" I slumped down, hearing a tearful Showdown's voice emanating from the comm link.
I turned to face the now crumbled encampment, I walked towards the remains of the main building.
all that was heard over the comm-link since then was a series of grunts, swearwords and phrases that shouldn't be repeated within earshot of children.
Rocky was finally recovered. his body was tattered and torn, his army fatigues were shredded. I picked up Rocky and carried him all the way to Ponyville Hospital, just hoping for a small flicker of life left in his broken body. soon i was joined by the other squad members. Laying him down on a bed, I whispered in his ear. "If you die, i'll kill you myself got it?"
"f-fuck you sir" was the raspy reply.
Season 1 finale: it begins
Rock is dead
Silence had befallen Ponyville, nothing was heard except for the sounds of flesh hitting dirt. I felt arms wrap around me.
Rocky Rhoads died on the operating table. I looked to Twilight, her face etched with worry and fear. I then looked to Sweetspot and Showdown. Sweetspot looked as if he were alone in a crowd and Showdown.....
Showdown, for as long as i had known her, had never really been in touch with her emotions. but looking at her now?
Pain spreads through out my body, I shrug it off. In the end, tears run freely down my cheeks as i fall to my knees. As they look towards me, I struggle to my feet. "I'm sorry, Showdown... I should have stopped him" I continued to look down. but felt Showdown's hand on my shoulder. "He," she choked back a sob "knew what he was doing" Looking up to her, I could see she was smiling.
"Alan..." Blueblood placed my arm over his shoulder, supporting me. "I never expected him to..." the blonde man carried me towards the hospital. "did he say anything before he died?" I shook my head, considering the last two words were fuck you .
Twilight simply walked with me into the building. "I'm just glad your safe again, Alan" she kissed me and then once again wrapped her arms around me. " I'd return the favour but my hands are kinda broken" so I oped for returning the kiss tenfold. hearing a little moan escape her mouth.
"listen, Twilight whatever happens after all of this..."
She knew what i was going to say, what i was going to do.
The funeral was held three days ago, the eulogy given by Shining Armor resounded in my head over and over.
"We all make choices, some good some bad, but they make us who we are. The most important thing is not how we die but rather how we live....the lives we touch if even for just a moment have ramifications far greather than our simple beings are capable of comprehending. So be the best you that you can be and you will be greater than leaders of nations, or men of wealth for you will touch the most precious of lives of those around you and shape our broken world. It must all start with us " He was right in every sense. I kissed Twilight goodbye today.
Because today....
War begins.
Now that the main quest is over....
It's time for the more romantic storyline to come forth.... and yes... I'll explain why I wrote it how i did...right about now
Okay so, in order to fully grasp the idea of this , you've got to think about this one simple fact.
the author is a hopeless romantic
now that thats out of the way, any questions? yes you in the back... er... oh god not you.
as long as they dont have copious amounts of lemon curd in them, your fine Pinkie. any other questions?
good.
okay.
the reason most of the chapters were so short is...well...
the Idea was there, but I wanted it to seem like it was moving at a quicker pace, much like how those movies you see on tv sometimes remove things for censorship issues unwittingly bucking up half the story. however, the story want really all that bucked up in a bizarre sense.
this Idea came about while i was... drinking.
I sound like an alcoholic dont i.
anyways...
I could continue on from here... but i digress.
the reason why some chapters are shorter than others is because... I lacked inspiration.
I knew where i was going... knew how i was going to get there... but didnt have the right emotional...ommmfh... ya know?
I tink i'll stick with hopeless romanticism for the rest of the story... considering its my strength...
Prologue: Pulled from Home
now, you're probably wondering why I'm doing this.. the re-write I mean.. its because... well..Discorded Humanity sucked... sucked more that a hooker sucking a golfball through a garden hose. this is why... that and... I felt it just lacked.
so without further ado... I will Re-tell the same story I told a year ago. but... its going to be... RE-IMAGINED *DUN DUN DUN!* I took in consideration that in actual fact... Discord is just mad... so I'll attempt my own version of Tirek... for both shits and giggles... and it would work better.
out of all the things to happen to me... this was the most unlikely
Peace.
That was the main word used to describe the land of Equestria. Sure, spirits of chaos and darkness would occaisionally resurface and reek havoc upon the denizens of Equestria, but they would always be stopped.
The Elements were powerless to stop this new demonic entity. they had only succeeded in slowing its ascension to god-hood.
Watching.
Waiting.
soon its evil would be unleashed and no-one could stop it.
But then again, I'm no-one .
Gimli McBrony Presents
From the isles of Avalon
I gritted my teeth, bracing for impact on the cold grassy floor.
Considering I usually had my headphones on, being in a strange new place, I kept them off.
"today is not my day"
Damn not here
Tirek began to pace along in his Chambers, simply reading a newspaper. the same one in fact as that fateful night.
Now all he had to do was wait.
Sweat dripped off my brow as I worked. The heat, along with strenuous activity such as this, was beginning to get to me.
Crap.
I dashed down stairs. "Ok... what's wrong?" I asked, Scootaloo simply looked at me apologetically.
"wait, You had to learn all that?" Scootaloo's parents looked confused.
Bunta Flew across the snowy plains, looking over different towns and villages. finally landing in a good spot, He began the painstaking process of watching the Magi. "Element of Magic huh?... 'spose that'll be the strongest Magi here"
The crowd of people grumbled "well, looks like equestrian is off the menu tonight" a voice lamented.
Twilight sat down to enjoy a cup of tea, Waiting for Alan to return with the last of his clothes. She blushed as she remembered the first date. "I hope this isn't going too fast for him," She sighed. "I should really have that chat with Rarity about it" she mused to herself as she grabbed the book off her shelf. Looking out the window, she could see that Alan was having a little trouble with a very large box of things. she could also see a smile on his face as he walked.
There, Sitting on the sofa were two distinct figures.
one of them started tutting. "Such a waste of good tea"
Chapter 37: Mission delayed!
the journey begins
As I listened to the buzzing sound draw ever closer, I noticed it was nothing more than the flapping of tiny seraph wings.
"Scootaloo, please, go home and stay inside, it isnt safe out here" the little scooter riding girl then shot me a smile as she buzzed off home. I stood, listening to the sound of the tiny wings dying down. silence had returned once again.
"hey, alan... promise me something" I brought her close to me.
Morning had come, too quickly if you ask me.
The three soldiers had arrived on time, however....
"Where the fuck is BlueBlood?" Showdown grumbled. I shrugged my shoulders.
"well, I think it's safe to say that you are NOT allowed to speak, You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole, I have already had enough of you, so if you open your mouth to speak, it had better be a yes sir or... i'll break it, now GO GET YOURSELF GEARED UP AND READY TO MOVE, MAGGOT!"
The three soldiers looked at me in shock. "you must really hate that guy," Showdown spoke after letting out a small whistle.
I watched as the Prince came grumbling and swearing under his breath, wearing army fatigues. "That's better, now come on... We've got lots of ground to cover"
the prince shot me an exasperated look followed by a cry of "WE'RE GOING NOW????"
I never broke a promise...
I broke his jaw.
