Human Avoids Futa Pony Sex

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random
Length: 1068

You, a human end up in Equestria. It is a friendly place and all the ponies are nice and all of them have a human fetish. Unfortunately, all the mares got big honking penises. You are not very keen on dating any of these mares.

You, a human end up in Equestria. It is a friendly place and all the ponies are nice and all of them have a human fetish. Unfortunately, all the mares got big honking penises.

You are not very keen on dating any of these mares with their giant futa penises.

Published 2015-11-05 17:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-05 17:40:02 UTC

Avoiding Futa Pony Sex

Princess Celestia's beautiful sun shone brightly over the land of Equestria. It was a lovely quiet morning in Ponyville. At any rate the birds were singing and the overly bright landscape sometimes gave you an eye sore.

You, a human, however chose to remain inside in what appeared to be a library. You, dressed in only a pair of black underpants lay on your back upon a lavender, leather couch near a crackling fireplace.

In your hands was some pink book, which was some rather odd romance novel about a stallion falling in love with a mare without a penis.

The stallion still had a penis… it was the mare who did not have a penis. The poor mare was shunned as a freak for not having a penis. You had to admit, it was a rather touching romance story about love between a stallion and a mare.

Suddenly there was the sound of approaching hooves, you lowered the book to see a giant purple pony dong standing tall and proud between a massive, towering lavender alicorn’s legs.

You slammed the book closed with a loud bang as you gave her a harsh glare. "Twilight! What did I tell you about getting an erection in front of me!" you yelled angrily.

"I’m sorry Anon!" she said, tears falling down her cheeks. "You just look so sexy when you're reading a book!"

Her massive, long and thick giant mare-stallionhood began to slowly but surely de-rect while she wailed in grief before you.

"Jeez! Calm down Twilight."

Twilight sniffled, wiping away her tears with a swipe of her hoof. "We’re... we’re still friends, aren’t we? Me getting a hard-on in front of you hasn't ruined our friendship, right?"

You answered her question by stroking her mane. Her hair was silky soft to the touch and… and…. her penis became wrapped in a purple aura and grew several times longer… and… and… slapped you across the face.

"God dammit Twilight!" you shouted, glaring daggers at her.

Twilight looked down sadly, tears streaming down her cheeks. "I’m so sorry Anon!" she shouted, pushing her massive cock aside with a hoof. "My magical pony penis just seems to get really excited when a handsome human male like you are nearby. And it does not help with the fact that I love you Anon! I love your butt! It’s so erotic! Much nicer than a stallion's butt. Once again, I’m so sorry for accidentally hitting you with my cock."

You patted her mane, as you spoke to her in a soft voice. "Hey, I know you didn’t mean to cock slap me across the face. And for what it’s worth, I appreciate your love for my butt."

Twilight gasped in joy. "Does this mean you finally gotten over the fact all mares got penises?"

"No Twilight… that was your penis talking. Not your brain. Besides, I don’t want my ass fucked into oblivion by your giant pony cock slamming into it."

"Anon, all I would have to do is cast a magical protection charm on your anus and your butthole could even take a pounding from Princess Celestia's giant horse dong!"

"I’m sure it could. But the fact you all got giant magical penises, is totally freaky to me."

Twilight sighed sadly, her head going downcast. "We could just have vaginal sex. I could live without bucking your butthole."

"I dunno," you said nervously, scratching the back of your neck.

"And maybe you could give me a handjob and suck my cock?" she said with a hopeful look in her eyes.

"Sorry Twilight. I’m not into the whole penis thing."

Twilight sighed. "Can’t blame a mare for trying, can you?"

"I’m sorry, Twilight. I can’t... I just can’t."

"Well, if you ever change your mind about mare penises. I’ll be the most gentle by softly bucking your virgin asshole until it can be properly be prepared for a hard pounding from my giant horse cock."

"Uh… I’ll keep that in mind," you said nervously, sweat pouring down your face.

Twilight walked out of the room… The moment she left however there was a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of Princess Celestia.

You sighed in relief, upon noticing her cock was flaccid.

"Hello there my little human. Is everything OK? Nobody has been too forward with you have they?"

"No, everything is fine. Twilight has cast magical protection charms on me to protect my butt from harm."

"Good. But have you given my offer of a date some thought?" she said, with a hopeful look in her eyes.

You sighed, burying your face into your hands.

"What’s wrong Anon? Do you think your penis is too small? Well, I can fix that with some magic if you like. Even if I could not make your penis bigger, your small human penis’ size doesn’t matter to me. For I love you Anon," she said in a soft voice.

"Oh, come on!" you shouted.

"No, you come on! My human boyfriend from sixty five quadrillion years ago allowed me to fuck him up the butt! And guess what? I allowed him to fuck me up the butt in return."

"Celestia, please. That human came from a universe where all the women had penises. In my universe most women did not have a penis between their legs."

"I know, but you’re missing out on some great pony on human buttsex."

"I’m sorry Celestia. I just can’t… I can’t. Mares with penises is too weird for me."

Tears began to fall down Celestia’s cheeks. "I understand Anon. It must not be easy to like penises if you are from a world where females only had vaginas."

"Thank you for understanding."

"Just know that I love you Anon. I’ll be jerking myself off to you tonight as I think about your sweet ass. And dream about you opening your feelings to me and getting over the fact all mares have penises in Equestria. And we have sweet human on pony buttsex."

You smiled nervously. "OK… thanks."

With that Celestia teleported away in a blinding flash of light.

"Damnit! Why couldn’t I get teleported into a Equestria where mares didn’t have penises?!" you thought angrily.

The End

Author's Note

A parody of futa stories and possibly a somewhat realistic reaction from a heterosexual human male to pony females with giant cocks.