Hi! My name is Vezon. Or was it Goge Vandire? I can't remember. Anyways, if memory suits me right, which it hardly ever does, you are a human, and most humans are assholes. Good! We are going to get along just fine. Oh, are you angry that I just called your species, and my old species, assholes? I'm sorry, I'm just being Honest. Anyways, where was I? Fenrakk, where was I? Ah, right! Anyways, after getting a one way ticket to Equestria, and I kid you not about that, I ran into a bunch of Anthro Ponies. So after a few hundred years I went insane, became friends with that Discord fellow, and went on a crazy rampage for a week. Oh, and there's also that mask I keep hearing about…..

Co written with Solphestus. His story about the Ignika is in the same universe as this one, so go check it out.