A Fanfiction With Lots of Profanity And EDM That Went Nowhere Fast So Don't Be Surprised If It Sucks Jesus Christ This Is A Long Title I'll Just Stop Here, Shall I?

by Curtis Kaiju

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 62

A human in Equestria story with EDM and profanity.

A human somehow ends up in Equestria after playing all the Knife Party and Pendulum songs at once. He then finds out he has EDM powers, then proceeds to rewrite all of Season 5 because why not?

NOTE: This story is basically a trollfic but go ahead and take it seriously if you want.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-06 06:38:59 UTC

PRELUDE: Not followed by 'Slam', in case you were wondering

Tirek was defeated. As he was slowly descended back to where he came from, he muttered to himself.

"I'll have the last laugh. Defeating me shall only summon a creature even more chaotic than Discord. The useless ponies shall be plunged into terror!"

And then he laughed like a fucking lunatic.