A Fanfiction With Lots of Profanity And EDM That Went Nowhere Fast So Don't Be Surprised If It Sucks Jesus Christ This Is A Long Title I'll Just Stop Here, Shall I?

by Curtis Kaiju

First published

A human somehow ends up in Equestria after playing all the Knife Party and Pendulum songs at once. He then finds out he has EDM powers, then proceeds to rewrite all of Season 5 because why not?

NOTE: This story is basically a trollfic but go ahead and take it seriously if you want.