For Timeless, adjusting to a new set of wings can be difficult, so when Rainbow Dash offers to take him for a few routines in the skies above Ponyville, it seems like she genuinely wants to help.

But when she pins him onto a secluded cloud in the middle of a flight, things go from simple to interesting within seconds.

For better or worse, he couldn't care less.

[size=0.75em]This was a simple story written out of boredom at 2:30 am.[/size]