Pain.

All I felt was searing pain as I regained conciseness. First thing I noticed, other than pain, was I was on a gurney.

"You are awake!" I looked over, it was Pearson. "You've been out for days."

"R-really?" I said in a very raspy voice. Damn it...

"Try not to talk until the doc does something about your voice" Said the mare that did save me back at the hellhound territory. I nodded as a return. The doc. came in.

"well, I wasn't actually expecting him to wake up." said the doctor. " Especially since healing potions seem to do nothing for you, but makes your voice very raspy. Water should help with that." He then gave me water, and I sucked it down. I felt like it did help.

"Thanks, doc." I said, my voice not that raspy, to the point you couldn't tell it even was.

"Normally I would charge you, but the stable dweller told me not to. So, just this once, It is on the house, or should I say tower." I looked at the Pip-Buck, it said I was in Tennpenny tower, in Manehatten. I was still wearing my clothes, though they were cleaned.

"What even is the current currency?" I asked.

" Bottle Caps." said the doc.

"Huh..."I said, surprised.

"Anyways, Pon3 wanted to interview you over the radio. You should get going." Said Pearson. I got up and left the room to be met with many stares.

"What are you?!" one exclaimed.

"A human." And with that I left the room. I found the elevator, and took it to a button labeled 'Radio Station'

The interview

" Hello everypony, This is DJ Pon3! And We are gonna interview creature like no other! It is a bipedal creature. So, what exactly are you?"

"Well, I am a human being, My name is Travis Johnson. Age: fifteen."

"Fifteen? Well, where are you from?"

"Texas, The United States of America, Earth."

"Never heard of it, where is this 'Earth'?"

"Earth is a planet. It still has a government...Well, over 100 governments."

"So, Humans are less destructive?"

"Way more, actually. In the 2015 years Earth has been around, there has been like 100 to 150 wars."

"2015? That is odd. Tell me about it."

" Well, I was born November, 2000. but in 1945, the technology was there to turn cities into radioactive craters. It just didn't happen."

"Your planet has Megaspells?"

"They are called Atomic Bombs there."

"How many times were they used?"

"Twice. One in Hiroshima, the other in Nagasaki, both in Japan. They surrendered about two days later. We then signed at treaty that we won't use those types of bombs again."

"Did they keep to that?"

"Yes. no-one used them since."

" Alright, tell us about yourself."

" I have been shooting guns since I was 11, My dad was in the Military, particularly the U.S. Marine Core. Oorah. I never killed until ,according to Littlepip, I killed something called a Hellhound."

"You killed a hellhound?"

" I don't wanna talk about it."

" So You know the stable dweller?"

"I just call her Littlepip, but yeah. She technically saved me, or helped me save myself. I still got the kill, but only because she distracted them."

"Okay, so what is up with the bandages?"

" I got shot in lung."

"And you lived?"

" I think so."

"What was your fist gun?"

" A 32. bold action rifle.

"Do you know any good songs?"

" My favorite's name is Radioactive."

" What are your current weapons?"

" A machete, a M16A4 assault rifle, and a M24 sniper rifle. M16A4 is chambered in 5.56mm and the M27 is 7.62x51mm."

"You seem to know a lot about guns."

"Self-taught."

"Really?'

"Eeeeeyup."

"How did you get here? Also, welcome to hell."

" I am not sure."
"Well everypony, This is Travis Johnson and DJ Pon3 signing out. And now, Sweetie belle.

I finally walked out of the elevator, at the bottom floor.

" Well, that went well." I said. " Me and Pearson even got a room for free, given it is like 12:30...Why am I talking to my self?" I began to hum 'Radioactive' as I walked to the room I was given. It was rather large, and had even a gun cabinet. I put away my M16A4, and my M24. I then hung my machete over the bed, where I can reach it if need be. I saw a bowl of fruit next to the bed, and grabbed and ate an apple. I was starving. I opened a bottle of a drink named 'Sparkle-Cola', and drank it. I noticed after I drank it, It gave me Rads. Only two, but I checked my Pip-buck for radiation poisoning. I did not have that, thankfully. I walked over to the bed, and fell asleep on it.

Level up.
Speech: 65
Perk added: Heard of. Most ponies will no longer attack or flee from you, for you were on the radio.

Author's Note

So he lives, and he is getting VIP life...for now.
Tell me how you are liking it, and criticism is now accepted. only if it is constructive.