"Hello?" I called, in a dark room. "HEELLLOOOO?!" Then a figure walked up. Frist thing I noticed was he had a machete.

"Come out, pu-" I ran off, before he can continue with his rant. I bumped in to something. I looked up, to see the Hellhound I had killed. I ran away from that too. I ran into a wall, and eventually, a corner.

"Nowhere to run, now!"

I watched as they came closer.

"No, Wait, We can talk about this!" I said in a croaky voice as they closed in...

"AAAHHH!" I yelled, waking up. Just a dream.

"You okay?" said Littlepip, I had forgot she was here.

"It was just a dream." I said.

"By the way, I was thinking, you can restore the peace." She said. " Like an ambassador or something."

"I don't know...I killed several ponies..." I said, in regret.

"You had no other option." I said, reaffirming me.

"You may be right, but I don't feel like it was the right thing to do."

"I know you don't like to kill, but-" she started.

"Can we change the subject?" I said.

"...Okay..." she said as I walked to the fridge, and grabbed some food.

"You hungry?" I asked.

"Yeah. What do you have?"

"A few MREs, and caned vegetables." I said. "That's about it."

"Vegetables it is, then." She said. I then tossed her a can of green beans. She caught it and ate it pretty damn fast. I simply had a beef MRE, witch was the only bit of meat I had. I was hungry enough that it even tasted somewhat good, witch is rare for me.

" Well, that was somehow tasty..."I said. "I am almost out of food, though. I may have to get more..." I then looked at the Pip-buck's calendar. "Holy shit..."

"Something wrong?" she asked. "Was that radioactive?"

"Nope, It is Christmas!" I said, looking at her. She looked at me like she was confused. "Christmas is a holiday on Earth. You spend time with family, Give and get gifts, it is the best day of the year!" She nodded as I explained.

"We call that Hearths Warming Here, and it isn't today. But this 'Christmas' is on the twenty-fifth?" she asked, and I nodded. We then left the room, she went the other way than me, though. I found Pearson.

"Hey, Pearson, It is December twenty-fifth! It is Christmas!" I said, witch caught his attention. I showed him the Pip-buck calendar.

"So it is... Merry Christmas." He said, walking to the range.

5 hours later

I returned to my room and heard Littlepip say "I got you a present" from behind me. I turned around to see she was levitating a S&W Model 69 revolver. " I know it is made for griffins, But-" she started

"That is a gun from Earth, a Smith and Weston Model 69, Witch is chambered in 44. magnum. I never had one of those...Thanks!" I said, like it was my eleventh birthday again.

"I knew it was 44. magnum...But you sure know a lot about guns." She said. "Kind of like Calamity."

"I know more about weapons from Earth then he does." I said, with a hint of sarcasm.

"Really?" said Calamity, who was right beside me

"Hi Calamity." I said, before entering my room

Author's Note

Ahhh...I am a gun nut. I do not have a real gun though. But the S&W model 69 is in fact chambered in 44. magnum, or 44. S&W special.