//-------------------------------------------------------// Pony Parody Song - Igneous Paradise -by HumanLove- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Igneous Paradise //-------------------------------------------------------// Igneous Paradise (Maud) As I walk through the farm in which where I was raised I take a look at my rocks, and I truly am amazed Coz life’s just perfect for a pony like me Where the rock farm’s the pride of my family. We got Marble hitchin’ a wagon of slate And Limestone’s chippin’ fragments of conglomerate But I can only contain my excitement for so long, that Even Pinkamena thinks my mind is gone I’m a mare of sediment, it’s my disciplne We got flint, marl, and even travertine… fool I’m the Pie-ist Pie the little fillies want to be like Rock farming day and night, scoring’ points in rocktorate (Limestone) Been spending most our lives Livin’ in Igneous Paradise We make quartzite walls and tiles Livin’ in Ingneous Paradise Its hard work and sacrifice Livin in Igneous Paradise We sell shale at discount price Livin’ In Igneous Paradise (Maud) They got the situation, the got me facin’ Can’t live a normal life, because rocks are my passion But I wouldn’t change a thing, because rocks are my love For me to turn my back, you know that’s unheard of Boulder is my homie, my sisters are my crew And my parents would agree that rocks are totally dope… fool If you come to our farm, you’ll be spoilt for choice We have rocks of all kinds to add to your invoice Would I choose chalk or chert, or even breccia too? With all the options here I don’t know? (Limestone) Tell me why are we, so blind to see? That the pony in charge, is the one you see. Been spending most our lives Livin’ in Igneous Paradise We’re just plain and simple Pies Livin’ in Igneous Paradise Holder’s Boulder’s the gleam in my eye Livin’ In Igneous Paradise But stay away unless you wanna fight Livin’ in Igneous Paradise (Maud) Diggin’ up the quarry, wagon on my shoulder Cuttin’ slabs of sandstone, getting’ food for Boulder You say that rocks are all the same, but I’ll be here to teach you That rocks are much more than what lies beneath you They so grey, they’re so round And your new pet rock will certainly astound… fool (Limestone) Been spending most our lives Livin In Igneous Paradise We’re all crazy geo-ites Livin In Igneous Pardise Our mine’s full of stalactites Livin In Igneous Paradise But don’t you ever think it bites Livin In Igneous Paradise The following is just to eat up the word count; X x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x X x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x 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