A wedding gone wrong.

by Derpy Dyanamo Doo

The wedding the Dreadnought and Ditzy

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It was the day of Ditzy and the Doctor's wedding. Every pony had come even the princesses. Everypony was happy for them. Everyone Ditzy new where sitting in the bleachers everypony except Derpy. Now Ditzy new why Derpy wasn't there he was either late or was hidding from the royal gaurds. Derpy was known through out Equestria and they new what he could do they could not let him be at the wedding not even though it was his sisters.

"Cmon Derpy you never let Celestia get in the way of family." Ditzy muttered. Still no Derpy she was going to get married to the love of her life and her brother the on stallion who could do anything was late to her wedding. Although as she thought about it what if he was sent to another realm that would be terrible.

[Realm 63]

Well at this rate I will never make it to Ditzy's wedding. I just had to run into Celestia of everything.He was sitting on a rock in the middle of an astroyed belt waiting for Revolution's Dreadnought to finish materalizing. A loud creeeeeeeekkkkkkk echoed through the air. Derpy boarded the Dreadnought and went to the Bridge. There he found Revolution playing cards against Twilnkle.

"Hey Der..." Revolution was cut off

"Stuff it I need to get to Ditzy's wedding pronto"

"Well it will take thirty minutes to get another breach open and go through it." Revolution said.

"Well you forgot one thing, I am on this ship." Derpy put his hoof on the controls. Instantaneously all the red flowing lights where consumed by a dark green. The hyper engines stated to rumble and a loud screech could be heard at the breach opened. The ship shot through at hyper drive speed. Theywhere back in Equestria. Derpy steered the ship towards Canterlot.

[The wedding]

He still wasn't there she was already at the doors ready to walk down the Isle soon the music began quing her to start her walk down. The doors opened the Canterlot halls where beautiful she walked down the Isle she was half way there when a load thundering screech was heard the shrill sound shattered some of the windows sending glass everywhere. She ducked as did everypony else. She glanced out the window to see a Red black and somewhat green Dreadnought coming out of a gap in the sky.

        The Doctor galloped over to her and hid next to her.

"Please tell me this was part of the wedding."

"No we have to get to the TARDIS."

Celestia was standing infront of one of the broken windows starring it head on.

"Ditzy." Said the goddes "I think if I am correct this is your reletive."

[The Dreadnought]

"Oh look there is Celestia." Said Twinkle in a sinister voice.

We heard the elevator door open and Makay walked in.

"Hello guys how is life.?" Makay asked

"Not that question again." Derpy moaned

"Watch out!" Revolution yelled Celestia had taken hold of the ship

A magical arrora surrounded the Dreadnought. Celestia amid the ship towards the Everfree forest. The engines stuttered and the ship began to plummet towords.

"Derpy if you total my ship than I will kill you!" Revolution yelled.

Derpy chuckled "Get in line!"

[The semi destroyed wedding]

Celestia reached out and grabbed the sixty nine mile long Dreadnought. And turned it towards the direction of ponyville. The ship had lost the power to its engine. And started to descend. Ditzy ran up to the tower and watched as the vessel collided with the ground nearly leveling ponyville. Ditzy took of her gown and set it on the ground. She took of and went so fast it would send rainbowdash running for her bits. She landed right next to what seemed like a door. It opened and gasses went everywhere and out stepped a orange unicorn an alicorn Derpy and some other pony.

"I told you it wouldn't be totaled."

"Whatever just get her back into the air."

Derpy reentered the ship in under a minute it was sending blue flames making the ship groan and creek as it lifted into the air. He came out  and everypony else entered. He turned to Ditzy.

"Sorry about your wedding Ditzy, I always ruin everything." Derpy said

Ditzy only hugged him after that they said their goodbyes but before Derpy could board the ship he was hit in the side by a beam of magic.

He crashed into one of the nearby trees. He opened his eyes to see Celestia and Twilight and her friends all standing their. Behind them all of ponyville with angry faces.

"Is this how Equestrian says goodbye." Derpy said with a painful chuckle.

"You Derpy have broken almost every law in Equestria one of witch was broken today." Celestia said in an angry tone.

"And may that be." Derpy asked.

"Coming to the land you where banished from." Celestia said firing a another beam at him. "And for every law that you have broken your punishment will be being turned to stone." Celestia looked at Twilight and her friends who Derpy now noticed that all had there Elements.

Derpy struggled to get up the Elements had already shot a rainbow up and it was coming down. He closed his eyes and let a smile com to his face. This is going to get boring.