Author's Note

I did this one-shot because I was bored and I guess I'm pretty good at writing clop... somewhat...

Enjoy!

An Odd Day

It was a cool summer day in Chicago, Illinois. Streets were busy as usual, and White Castle was doing better than ever since it was the summer. Chris was just getting done with his shift along with his friend Lyra. They served the last customers before checking out together. Summer was Chris' favorite time of the year. A nice time of barely doing anything mixed with the cool weather of Chicago. Plus he got to hang out with Bon Bon and Lyra, his two favorite people. They've been friends since junior high school, and that hasn't changed since. They had some good times, some bad times, some sad times, and not to mention, sexy times. And also awkward times. But that didn't change their friendship.

"So Chris, what's the agenda today?" Lyra asked.

"Easy. Plant my lazy ass on the couch and chill." He replied.

Lyra giggled and they both jumped in the car. Chris started it and drove off. They listened to their favorite songs on the way home. Chris couldn't stop looking over at Lyra. She was absolutely stunning. It was becoming dangerous to look over, in fear of not being able to look away. Plus Lyra noticing. Chris was always embarrassed when Bon-Bon or Lyra noticed him checking them out. It was kinda awkward and it made Chris feel dirty.

Honestly he was... slightly.

If one told Chris he was going to meet two former ponies from a world full of technicolor ponies in junior high and spend the rest of his life with them, he would've called you crazy, but it happened. He didn't believe them when they told him, until they showed their "cutie marks". Which was awkward. It took them until about their freshman year of high school for them to get used to Earth's ways. Even Lyra, no matter how obsessed she was with humans.

It wasn't long before they reached home. Just like Chris said, he planted himself on the couch and grabbed his remote before flipping on the TV. Lyra sat down next to him and leaned into him. Chris almost pitched a tent when he felt her large breasts push up against his shoulder.

"So, what do ya wanna watch?" He asked.

"I dunno. Where's Bon-Bon?" Lyra replied.

"I'll go check her room."

"Okay. Make it quick, I have more questions about humans." Lyra said.

Chris stood up and went to her bedroom. He knocked on the door and waited, but no response. Thinking that she'd be in the bathroom connected to the bedroom, he opened the door without hesitation. Now his friend was obvious as hell. Bon-Bon was shirtless, in her bra and panties, standing in front of her closet looking through clothes to wear with her earbuds in. Chris was checking her out from behind while she was completely oblivious to him standing behind her.

Her luscious curvy hair cascaded down her back. She had nice sized, supple breasts that'd feel amazing when grabbing. Nice, soft, smooth curves, also perfect for groping. Her ass was amazing. Chris spent the most time staring there. Her legs were soft, silky, probably would feel nice to grope those as well. This wasn't the first time Chris has peeped on Lyra or Bon-Bon, but it's definitely the longest. Chris froze dead in his tracks when Bon-Bon began to turn around. She made eye contact with Chris and froze. They both wore deep blushes as they stared. Bon-Bon took out her headphones and threw them on her bed.

"U-uhm, need something?" She asked as she used the closet door to cover herself.

"No, just, wondering if you were home." Chris replied, averting his eyes.

"Well, now ya know." Bon-Bon said with a sheepish laugh.

Chris nodded and looked around before looking back at Bon-Bon.

"Um, I'm sorry." Chris said as he shut the door and turned around.

Thankfully his boner was killed from Bon-Bon noticing him. But it was slowly coming back from the image of her half naked imprinted in his mind. He quickly sat down on the couch next to Lyra who was watching Warm Bodies. He slowly looked over at Lyra and tried to imagine her half naked as well. Lyra noticed him staring at her and nudged him.

"Did ya find her?" She asked.

Ohh, find her? Chris thought.

"U-uh, yeah. She's here." He replied.

"Where is she?"

"She went to the bathroom before I left."

Lyra let out an acknowledged hum. A moment passed and Bon-Bon came out wearing one of Chris' jackets with some short gym shorts. She walked over and took a seat on the other side of Chris and also leaned into him. Now Chris sat on the couch, sandwiched between his two favorite people.

"So... Chris..."

"What's on the list of questions today Lyra?" Chris asked.

"Well, I just wanted to know how you could eat meat so well."

"Eh, its in our heritage. Before the Neolithic Revolution, humans were always moving, never settled down for more than a day, and the men always hunted while the women stayed back and made clothes and cooked whatever the hunters came back with. Then the Neolithic Revolution happened and everyone finally settled down and made crops."

"And how long ago was this, 'Neolithic Revolution'?" asked.

"Like, twelve thousand years ago?" Chris replied.

"Yeesh, you remember all of that from that long ago?"

"No. Didn't you learn this in World History?" Chris asked.

"I never paid attention, that teacher was so boring."

"Mr.Christman was an awesome teacher, dunno about you."

"Just because you two were both interested in the Medieval Age and all that good stuff doesn't mean I was."

"Next question?"

"Oh, right. Okay okay, so..."

It jumped from 7:00 to 9:00 in a snap for Chris. Watching Warm Bodies with Lyra asking him constant questions before falling asleep on him and Bon-Bon sleeping on him put some thoughts in his head. Chris liked both Lyra and Bon-Bon ever since he met them. Maybe even loved them. They were always there for him, always with him, and he was the same way with them. The times they had together, Chris would never forget. And now he'd grown to love them. The movie ended and he woke both of them up. They both woke up with sleepy groans and moans.

"Bedtime, come on." I sighed.

"Can I sleep on the couch?" Lyra asked.

"No because that's my bed." Chris replied.

Bon-Bon got up and went to her bedroom, but Lyra laid there. Chris urged her and nudged her, but she didn't move. Chris let out a sigh before her slid his arms under her. She gasped as he lifted her up and took her to her bedroom. He laid her down on her bed and turned around to leave.

"Chris?"

He froze and turned around.

"Yes?"

"C-could you, help me get undressed?"

What?

"And if you want... you could sleep in my bed, and not on the couch."

WHAT?

"I could always use a cuddle, especially with you." She said with a sheepish smile.

WHAT???

"Are you sure you want me to do all of those things?" Chris asked.

Lyra nodded and Chris sighed. He turned around she Lyra sat up on the bed. She struggled to keep her eyes open as Chris unbuttoned her work shirt. After the last button was undone, he stood up and turned around.

"Alright, you can take it off now." He said.

The tired woman groggily squirmed her shirt off and stood up. She slowly walked up behind Chris and hugged him from behind. Chris held in a gasp. She squished her breasts against his back and rested her head on his back. She tugged him to get into bed with her. Chris struggled slightly.

"Come ooon Chris." She groaned.

As much as Chris loved Lyra, and as much as he wanted to be in bed with her, it'd be unfair and terrible to Bon-Bon. He pried her arms from around him and got her in the bed. After tucking her in, he turned around and left the bedroom. He sat in the kitchen eating what he had grabbed from White Castle before leaving. He was surprised when he saw Bon-Bon walking out and sitting next to him.

"Need something?" He asked.

"About earlier..." she started, "Um... how long were you staring at me?"

"If you want the truth, it was a good few minutes." Chris replied.

"Oh." Bon-Bon blushed.

"Yeahh... sorry." Chris sighed.

"O-oh no, its fine, really! I mean, you being a healthy male and all, plus that hasn't been the first time you've peeked on me." Bon-Bon said, booping Chris on the nose.

"I guess." Chris chuckled.

"Well, since you woke me up to go to bed, I guess I can't anymore." Bon-Bon sighed.

"I guess I could watch TV with you for a little while longer." Chris replied.

They both sat down on the couch and Chris flipped the TV back on. He scrolled through channels before switching the XBOX on and going to Netflix. Chris was looking through movies that Bon-Bon possibly wanted to watch. He looked over at her when he heard a loud sipping noise from his right.

"Bon-Bon, are you drinking out of that same soda cup?" He asked.

"Maybe." She replied, continuing to sip.

"Well keep it down, or refill it. You're gonna wake up Lyra." Chris sighed.

"Chriiiiis!" Lyra groaned as she walked out of her bedroom, shirtless.

"Lyra, I thought I put you to bed." Chris sighed.

"Well I'm not tired." She retorted before sitting next to Chris.

Now Chris sat on the couch, watching "That 70's Show", between his two favorite people, and contemplating whether or not he should confess here or leave it out of the question. But at the moment, it was now or never.

"Hey, both of you... uhh... I want you to know..." a lump began to form in his throat, "I really want you to know, that ever since junior high, you two have really, really grown onto me. Now, I can't help but find myself falling in love with both of you."

A crippling silence gripped the table. Chris stared down into his lap, Lyra and Bon-Bon looked at each other then looked away and started to think.

"Uh, what do you want to do? You wanna try like, going on different dates to see who you like?" Bon-Bon suggested.

"N-no! I like both of you, you're both equal to me. I... I..."

Don't say it you fuck.

"I want both of you."

"Oh..." Bon-Bon sighed.

"I'm down." Lyra said.

"What?" Chris asked.

"I've always like you was well Chris. I feel the exact same way. Plus you're the only other guy I know."

"Yeah same here, you're the only guy that Lyra and I know. Plus you've been there for us since junior high. You were the first person we came to, and we expected you to find us insane, and even when we explained ourselves, we didn't care." Bon-Bon acknowledged.

"Alright, then it's settled." Lyra said.

"What should we do for our first time being together?" Bon-Bon asked.

"Sex?"

Both of the women looked over at Chris. He had a sheepish smile and a blush.

"I mean, you both gave me a boner that won't go down. Plus we're dating now, so it shouldn't be weird at all." Chris said.

The women look at each other again and shrugged.

"I guess." Bon-Bon said.

"Sounds good. Always wondered what a human felt like during sex." Lyra agreed.

They ended up in Lyra's bedroom. Bon-Bon and Lyra sat on the bed, half naked in their bras and panties. They saw Chris' tent and were surprised at its size. Chris walked up to the foot of the bed. He shrugged as he began to take off his pants. His tent seemed to grow bigger without his jeans. Both of the girls placed one of their hands on his boxers and pulled them down. They let out a gasp as Chris' dick bounced out of his boxers fully erect. The girls wondered what to do with it before Lyra wrapped her hand around it and began to jerk him off.

Bon-Bon acknowledged by leaning forward and wrapping her lips around the head of his member. Chris let out a gasp as she swirled her tongue around it. Lyra stopped jerking and got on her knees and pressed her lips against Chris'. He wrapped his arms around her waist. His hands wandered around and unlocked her bra. He let it fall before he squeezed them. Lyra moaned into his mouth and wrapped her arms around the back of his neck. Bon-Bon began to slowly move her head back and forth on Chris' cock. Lyra pulled away with a gasp, and a strand of saliva connected their lips.

"You're pretty good at this. Plus this is my first time so I'm not gonna complain heh." Chris said between kisses as he squeezed her tits.

"Hey, what about me?" Bon-Bon asked.

"You are too." Chris chuckled.

Bon-Bon giggled as she leaned up and gave him a tender kiss. They continued kissing and Lyra took Bon-Bon's job. Lyra was more vigorous with the sucking. Bon-Bon was more passionate with her kisses. Chris' hands wandered again and he unlocked Bon-Bon's bra as well. He began to grope her large breasts. His guess was right. Her tits felt like paradise in his hands. Bon-Bon let out moans and her hands grabbed onto his hair. Chris began to moan as Lyra got faster. Bon-Bon pulled away and nudged Lyra.

"Come on Chris. Lay down."

He obeyed and laid down on the bed. Lyra and Bon-Bon began to lick his cock all over. Chris' head hung back and he moaned. Lyra began to suck on his member and Bon-Bon climbed on top of Chris, forming a 69. Bon-Bon placed her hands on the sides of Lyra's head and brought their lips together. The both started jerking off Chris. Chris licked Bon-Bon's dripping pussy through her panties. She moaned loudly and their kissing became more intense. Chris wrapped his arms around Bon-Bon's waist. Her hips started rocking on Chris' face, and her moans got louder.

"Oh sweet Celestia that feels amazing!" She shouted.

Bon-Bon let out a loud moan as she suffocated Chris with her ass. She rolled off of him and gave Lyra an opportunity. Lyra climbed on top of him and rubbed his dick on her pussy through her panties. Lyra let out a moan as she slowly took off her panties in front of Chris. She slowly lowered herself onto his dick, moaning louder the further down she went before it was all the way inside. It wasn't long before she started going up and down slowly. She progressively got faster, and her moans got louder.

"Oh God, Chris, your human dick! Sooo goood!" Lyra moaned.

Chris lifted her up and spun her around. He pulled her back and she laid on top of him as he continued to thrust and grabbed her breasts from behind. Her moans got louder and louder.

"Sweet Celestia, Chris! I love you so much!" Lyra screamed.

Chris gave on last, final, big thrust. That was the kicker for Lyra and she came. Her back arched as Chris buried himself inside of her and his hands squeezed her breasts. She fell on top of him and Chris kept teasing, earning him a few pleasurable moans. Lyra rolled off and to the side. Chris looked over at the exhausted Bon-Bon and crawled on top of her.

"Chris, wha... wha'dr you doing?" She asked.

She got no reply as he pulled her panties down. He positioned himself and slowly inserted himself inside. Bon-Bon let out a few cute moans and squirmed around. Her hands ran through his hair as she bit her lip. After he was fully inside, he did the rest of the work and started to move back and forth. Chris started to thrust faster and faster. Bon-Bon moaned loudly as she squeezed her own breasts as Chris fucked her.

"Ah, ah! Chris I'm gonna cum again! You're so good that I'm gonna cum again!" She moaned.

Bon-Bon screamed loudly as Chris buried himself deep inside of her. She wrapped her arms around him and pulled herself close to him. She twitched from time to time, as her orgasm was wearing off. She laid back but still hung on to Chris' shoulders. Chris fell in between them and onto his back. Bon-Bon and Lyra looked at each other and crawled over to Chris's dick. They squished their breasts together around his cock and began to rub them together. They took it a step further by whirling their tongues around it. Chris let out a loud groan as he began to thrust.

"Ah! I'm gonna cum!" Chris shouted.

He let out a groan as he shot his cum out. Bon-Bon and Lyra gasped as Chris' cum spurted on their tits and their faces.

"Wow... who knew you were so good Chris?" Bon-Bon moaned as she licked the cum off of Lyra's tits.

"You're so good Chris. You can guarantee we're doing this again in the future." Lyra giggled as Bon-Bon continued licking.

After licking, moaning, and teasing, the two girls laid down on either side of Chris and he pulled the blankets over them. They both snuggled up close to them and he wrapped his arms around them. Now here Chris was, sandwiched between his two favorite people who he loved, and were naked.

The End.