Hit Girl

The sky was clear and the sun was high in the sky. the city of Canterlot was bustling with ponies young and old whom were all headed to one place. The Great Galloping Gala! (insert fanfare). The event was scheduled to start in thirty minutes, and some ponies rushed to Canterlot Boutique to pick-up some last minute attire.

"Rarity, we overrun! we need to restock the store again!"

"yes Sassy" Rarity quickly replied as she trotted as she trotted to the storage wing. before she could get there, she had found a letter at the back door. surprised that some pony would send one at such a busy time, she opened it and began to read.

"Rarity, this is the H.Q" she read "We need you to 'take care of' a pony at the gala today. the target is WAHHHH" Rarity could not believe what she had just read. After a few seconds, she regained control of her body and quickly got the clothes and returned to stock the shelves. she used her magic to destroy the note because no pony could read it under any circumstances.

"Rarity, are you alright" asked Sassy. Curious of her strange behavior.

"Yes, i'm just very stressed out from all the customers today" she bluffed. She could not tell Sassy about this, she does not even know Rarity is an assassin yet! Rarity quickly went into the bathroom to think.

Rarity paced around the bathroom, trying to make sense of what happened. How was she supposed to go on a mission as big as this, on the most busy day of the year? Uncertain of a plan, She decided to work until the Gala starts, and then think of the mission.

The day seemed to get busier and busier as more ponies flooded into the boutique. Rarity was worried she would run out of stock before the Gala even started.

"Hey Rarity!" a raspy, tomboyish voice echoed through the shop.

"Hello Rainbow Dash" Rarity replied, stopping what she was doing to greet her friend. Even though she was tied up to the point of no escape. "Are you going to the Gala today?"

"Toats' McBoats!"  Rainbow Excitedly replied. "In fact, i get to fly with the wonder bolts in the airshow!"

"Good for you" Rarity complimented "but we can't talk now, i'm a bit held up at the moment". Rainbow Dash then noticed the line of inpatient ponies waiting for service.

"Oh, sorry Rarity" She said apologetically "I'll tell you about it later! See ya!" Rainbow Dash Zoomed out the door, knocking down all the mannequins in the shop.

"Shit!" yelled Sassy as the store froze in awkwardness. "Why is that Lezbo C*nt still allowed in the store!"

"Whoa, do you kiss your mother with that mouth"  a random pony in the crowd Replied.

Rarity slipped away in the midst of the chaos, She need some more time to think. She decided to go back to the bathroom as no pony in Canterlot would be so impolite as to disturb her there.

"Oh i am so screwed!" she mumbled. Her hooves tingled and her colon sweated furiously. She could barely hear her thoughts over the beating of her heart. "How in Equestria am i supposed to assassinate... Princess Celestia."