Shining Armor's Bachelor Party
Shining Armor's Bachelor Party
This story contains explicit sexual content involving My Little Pony characters. If you find that objectionable 1) why are you searching for clopfics? and 2) this is a warning to stop reading.
"Come on, Shining! It'll be fun!" Spike begged.
"Do you even know what happens at a bachelor party, Spike?" replied Shining Armor, regarding Spike with a bemused look.
"Well... no. Not exactly. But it has to be fun, right?" said Spike.
"For some stallions, maybe." said Shining Armor.
At that moment there was a knock on the door of the lavish house Shining Armor and Princess Cadence were sharing. Spike went to open it and two stallions walked in.
"Yo Armor, ready to party tonight?" said the first, a grey earth pony with spiky greenish blue mane.
"Ziggy, I..." began Shining Armor.
"Don't tell me you're still against the bachelor party, Shining." said the second stallion to walk in, a white pegasus with spiky blue mane. "I got the club reserved and everything."
"Ziggy, West Wind, why did you do this? You know I'm not interested in a bachelor party." Shining Armor said, exasperated.
"We think you deserve a night of fun before getting hitched." replied Ziggy Stardust. "Besides, Cadence has seemed rather cold lately. You can't be getting much affection..."
"Cadence is under a lot of stress preparing for the wedding tomorrow." said Shining Armor. "And it's none of your business how affectionate she is."
"Well, that settles it. You gotta relax, Armor. Live a little!" West Wind said, nudging Shining Armor.
"I have to maintain the shield over Canterlot and I really don't think it's appropriate to..."
"You only have to recast it once every 12 hours is what you told us." said Ziggy. "Right? Cast the spell this evening and tomorrow morning."
"So come outside to recast your shield and while you're there, get in the taxi." said West Wind as he and Ziggy Stardust began pushing Shining Armor toward the door.
"Can I come?" asked Spike.
"Sorry, little man. Maybe when you're older." said Ziggy over his shoulder.
"But Twilight could give me a mustache and..." Spike began to reply as the door shut.
Shining Armor, Ziggy Stardust, and West Wind got into the taxi and the driver pony pulled them through the streets of Canterlot until they came to a windowless building with a flashing neon sign that read The Plothole Striptorium. The two O's in Plothole were circles with a mare's well sculpted plot sticking out of each. The sign and red lights gave the building an atmosphere much sleazier than would normally be found in Canterlot.
"I can't believe I let you two drag me into this." Shining Armor groaned as West Wind paid the taxi pony who trotted off.
The trio of stallions were let through the door by a bored bulky brown pony and sat on the lounges a couple tables back from the main stage around which were gathered a small crowd of eager looking stallions. When a waitress in a short skirt came by they ordered drinks. Shining Armor sipped his rum, trying to look calm and not think about the scandal that could result if somepony recognized him, the Captain of the Royal Guard, at a strip club.
The lights then dimmed around the stage and strobe lights from the ceiling began blinking in rotation around the metal stripper poles. In a flash of green smoke flanked by two small fireworks to either side, a figure appeared on stage wearing a purple star-spangled cape and wizard's hat. As the smoke cleared, she stood on her hind legs leaning against the pole seductively. The figure whirled around showing an ice blue mare also wearing long purple socks, a pink bird feather boa, tight purple panites, and a red ribbon tied in a bow around the base of her silver and pale blue striped tail.
"Behold as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs awe-inspiring feats of eroticism right before your very eyes!"
A pale yellow unicorn stallion with short red hair shouted from the table in front of Shining Armor's "Just shut up and show us your ass already!"
Trixie glared balefully at him for a moment before whisking off her cape and hat and trotting up to the heckler. Trixie got up on his table and bent over, giving him a full view of her purple pantied plot.
"Aww yeah..." he began to say just as Trixie half fell half jumped backwards and pinned the yellow unicorn under her. As he squirmed, Trixie ground her plot against his face while drinking in the stares and hoots of the other patrons.
After about a minute she let up and, turning her head around with a smirk, asked "How do you like Trixie's Great and Powerful ass?"
"I think... I’m... in love!" he managed between breaths.
West Wind and Ziggy Stardust were laughing at the derailment of the show when West Wind noticed one of the dancers in the corner. The dancer was a pink unicorn mare with purple hair with pink and orange highlights. Her hairstyle looked familiar.
West Wind nudged Shining Armor out of his communion with a second glass of rum. "Hey, that dancer in the corner has the same hairstyle as your sister. She looks like the same mare, just with different colors."
Shining Armor gave a glance. "So she does."
"Imagine Twilight in a place like this." said Ziggy with a laugh.
"Aren't you going to tip the Great and Powerful Trixie?" As Trixie waited for a response from her heckler turned admirer, she overheard Shining Armor and friends talking about the new dancer Beachberry. It was true Beachberry's hairstyle was similar to a certain purple unicorn who had humiliated her in Ponyville months ago, leading to Trixie starting a new career as a stripper in Canterlot.
"Those stallions said the name Twilight." Trixie thought. "The white unicorn is related to her? He must be her brother! Oh, this is too rich!"
The yellow unicorn magicked a hoofful of bits into one of Trixie's socks. "I'll pay you double that if you sit on me again without your panties."
"Maybe later." Trixie said, giving him a playful smack with her tail as she trotted to Shining Armor's table.
Trixie put on her most alluring smile. "Hey boys. What's the occasion?"
"Our friend's bachelor party!" said Ziggy, pointing at Shining Armor and taking a big gulp of hard cider.
"A lucky night for a lucky stallion. A very lucky, handsome stallion... Trixie will make this a night to remember." The blue unicorn made her way over to Shining Armor in a sexy slinking gait and positioned herself in front of him, causing Shining to recoil a little. Trixie's tail brushed against Shining's neck lightly before flicking him under the chin, forcing the white unicorn to look into Trixie's deviously smiling face.
"Pay attention now. The Great and Powerful Trixie is going to put on a show just for you." With that, Trixie began moving her hips in a circular motion to the beat of the club music before spreading them and causing her ass cheeks to clap together inside her panties.
It has been noted that one of the difficulties with being male is that a male has two minds - one above his shoulders and one between his legs. Shining Armor's upper mind was thinking it was wrong to be enthralled with Trixie when he had Cadence while his lower mind was madly in love with the hypnotically bouncing plot and its owner before him. Both minds agreed that Trixie did indeed have a great and powerful ass. Trixie's blue bubble butt was delightfully round with a delicious curvature from the side and thick and plump without being dumpy or flabby. Her plot was damn near perfect. So it was entirely understandable that Shining Armor's lower mind won out.
Trixie was very proud of her plot. When she had first been employed Trixie was determined to be the best dancer and stripper The Plothole had ever had. Being the Great and Powerful Trixie, she had to be the best. Hard exercise, a diet heavy in hay fries and milkshakes and a little enhancement magic had given her a booty that was the envy of all the mares and the joy of all the stallions who went wild for it. Sometimes Trixie would admire herself in her huge floor to ceiling mirror and say that even she would fall for her plot. As Trixie continued to enrapture Shining Armor by bouncing and undulating her ass, she looked down just as Shining's cock deployed like a switchblade.
With a final clap of her cheeks, Trixie turned around to face her audience and saw Shining Armor, Ziggy Stardust, and West Wind - their eyes glued to her and a generous pile of bits on the table. Trixie looked at Shining Armor whose face was a mix of embarrassment and pleasure but mostly she looked at his big white cock standing at attention without any clothes to contain it.
Trixie smiled and thought "I have him wrapped around my hoof. But was there ever any doubt? "
"Well, look at you all hot and ready! Let's go to the VIP room and continue our fun." Trixie said.
"Can... can we do that?" Shining Armor asked hesitantly. "Is this how it usually goes?"
"It is tonight. Come on, I have lots more magic to show you!" she replied.
"What about us? We're hot and ready." complained West Wind and indeed the two stallions were.
Ziggy gave West Wind a push. "This is Shining's night, remember?"
Trixie gathered up the bits the trio had dropped and attempted to stow them in her socks but there were so many bits some had to be deposited in her panties.
Another dancer came out to replace Trixie and Ziggy and Westwind turned their attention to the stage.
Shining Armor downed the rest of his drink to brace himself and followed Trixie, who pulled him out of his seat by wrapping her tail around his neck. The horny white unicorn followed Trixie's plot as it wobbled and the coins in her purple socks and panties jangled with every step. Shining's boner was swinging merrily and by some miracle he didn't trip on himself. Trixie brought him to a room sectioned off from the rest of the club by a door and blocks of opaque glass laid like bricks to make a wall. Inside this room was a circular bed lit by a disco ball overhead and which had semicircular couches to the right and left of the bed.
Trixie got up on the bed, shutting the door behind her and Shining Armor took a seat on the left couch. "No, up on the bed. Trixie wants you to experience her magic up close and personal." Shining wondered if Trixie always spoke in the third person but was too aroused to care and obediently got on the bed.
"Take off Trixie's panties and reveal your prize" she said. He focused and slowly slipped off Trixie's panties with his telekinesis. As Trixie's cute plothole and the delicate folds of her vagina came into view between her amazing ass he lost concentration and stared in awe.
It's a strange thing, pony clothing customs. Somehow what was a daily sight became alluring when covered and thrilling when removed from that cover.
Trixie giggled and said "All the way off!" as she lifted her back legs allowing Shining to fully remove her panties with the bits inside and deposit them to the edge of the bed. Trixie leaned forward and spread her cheeks with her front hooves, presenting herself to Shining.
"Is The Great and Powerful Trixie's ass not the greatest and most powerful ass you've ever seen?"
"It is..." replied Shining Armor on the verge of drooling.
"Then give it a lick!" Trixie commanded as she thrust her ass closer to Shining's furiously blushing face.
Shining closed his eyes and lowered his muzzle into Trixie's crack and with his long pony tongue gave a single slow lick from the bottom of her vagina to the base of her tail, savoring the taste and texture of her body. Her vagina was hot, soft, and juicy and her asshole was firm and puckered like a ripe berry. Shining opened his eyes and breathed in deeply, enjoying the faint scent of blueberries Trixie had. Muzzle deep in Trixie's blueberry bubble butt, its round delicious curves filling his eyes and her intoxicating scent filling his nostrils, Shining felt his cock throb vigorously without anything touching it.
"Worship Trixie's plot!" Shining Armor needed no encouragement as he was already heartily licking and enjoying her ass like a starving wolf devouring a bacon sandwich.
Trixie was enjoying herself as well. Trixie loved when customers showed their appreciation for her and the tongue bath Shining Armor was giving her plot felt fantastic. She felt her vag go wet resulting in the frenzied licking being concentrated there and she gasped as her clit was flicked by his long tongue. Trixie wanted more.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie is pleased by the love you have given her but Trixie wants you to love her with more than your tongue" she said as she turned around and pushed Shining Armor unto his back with his cock standing up like a fifth leg.
Trixie pressed his boner to lay flat against his belly while she sat on Shining Armor's crotch. Trixie began scooting back and forth with Shining Armor's big white pony penis in the crevice of her butt. The saliva Shining's hungry tongue had left there was a fitting substitute for the oil Trixie would normally use to do this move.
Shining Armor was in bliss. As if it hadn't been great enough to gorge on Trixie's fantastic thick plot, his eager cock was now enveloped in its fold and the sensation of Trixie's firm yet soft and warm ass cheeks massaging him was marvelous.
"Ready for Trixie's next trick?" She asked, still sliding back and forth on his dick.
Shining Armor's upper mind reasserted itself for a moment. "I have a fiance."
"That stopped you yet. You've been very loving to Trixie."
"Yes but I may have to draw the line at sex."
"Don't be a silly prude. You don't want to leave with blue balls, do you? Besides," Trixie said, giving her ass a slap, "I know you want more of Trixie."
Shining Armor had to admit it was true. Cadence was a beautiful mare but this eccentric stripper with her dynamite body thrilled him and he really had gone too far to turn back now.
"Now, for my next trick, the great and powerful Trixie will make your dick disappear!"
Trixie stood up and positioned the flat head of Shining's pony penis at the entrance of her vagina then fell abruptly onto it, engulfing Shining Armor balls deep inside her in less than a second. Trixie gasped as her eyes flared wide.
Shining felt like his cock would explode as it was rapidly rammed deep inside of Trixie's love canal. Through his wide eyes it looked like the head of his penis should be in Trixie's ribs. "Are you all right, Trixie?"
"Trixie likes your big dick." Trixie slowly lifted herself off the white unicorn’s impaling member until he almost popped out before slamming back down on him again. From there, Trixie began to work up a rhythm as she rode Shining Armor, who watched spellbound as her lips hugged his cock and her plot softly impacted him with every downward motion. Trixie wrapped her silky tail around the base of his cock and rode Shining Armor vigorously for about 10 minutes until he could take no more and felt his climax coming on. Shining Armor shot a stream of cum into Trixie which filled her to capacity and sprayed back out.
Both stopped and gasped for a minute before Trixie slowly got up and with Shining no longer plugging her, more cum fell from Trixie's vagina onto Shining's doubly white crotch adding to the small pool there. Shining Armor admired the creampie he had given Trixie. He had never ejaculated so much since the first time Cadence and he had made love. Trixie's blue plot was slathered with white cum like a blue cupcake with vanilla icing. It was beautiful.
Beautiful to Trixie was the treat that awaited her when she turned around. Shining Armor's still upright cock and balls were drenched in strands of his creamy white hot semen that fell down and pooled between his legs.
"Sweet Celestia! So much yummy stallion cum and all for Trixie!" she squealed with delight as she began to lap up the pool between Shining's legs. Trixie lifted up her head and showed Shining Armor her mouth full of his cum before swallowing it all in one gulp.
Shining lacked the energy to do anything besides look down at the blue unicorn greedily licking his semen off him. He was spent.
After Trixie had licked up the pool of cum around his legs, she moved on to her favorite part, taking his shaft in her mouth and deep throating him, trying to suck all the cum off. Trixie had learned to suppress her gag reflex but she couldn't fit his whole member in her mouth. Trixie wrapped her tongue around the shaft as she massaged Shining’s balls with her magic, coaxing out the residual sweet cream which she let fill her mouth, savoring its taste before swallowing.
Trixie stood up, licked her lips and gathered her things. Shining Armor lay on the bed still exhausted. Trixie said "Tell Twilight Sparkle I said hi" before walking out of the private room and back to the club.
End
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This story was written for the purpose of amusement.
This is my first fanfic and although not meant to be taken seriously, I welcome constructive criticism.
