Before the Waffle comes the Storm
Before the Waffle comes the Storm
There once was a pony who lived just outside of Fillydelphia. The pony referred to himself as Toasty Wafflez, he is a yellow unicorn stallion and he is bout average height and is in decent shape but unlike most unicorn stallions Toasty tended to goof around, unfortunately for Toasty most ponies did tend to ignore him even when he was trying to hold an actual conversation and make more friends instead of the few he has.
Toasty was currently sitting at home alone again tonight because he didn't really have anything planned tonight and none of his friends really had the time anymore to hang out so he was going through one of his comic books for the tenth time by his count and that was just today, giving out a frustrated sigh Toasty had to admit to himself that he was completely bored just sitting at home.
Toasty gave out a tired sigh this time as he said out loud "Gosh dang it! I really wish that something interesting would happen tonight instead of all of this boring repetitive nothingness that has been going on for the past few days."
After a couple of minutes went by of Toasty hoping something would happen nothing came, Toasty gave a defeated sigh as he had decided that he wasn't motivated enough to get off his spot on the couch to go to his bed, so he decided to just sleep on the couch for tonight. After using his magic to turn the lights off Toasty began to shift until he found a comfortable position, as Toasty began drifting off to sleep he thought " Well here is to another day tomorrow of repetitiveness and boredom." and with that Toasty drifted off to sleep.
A couple hours later Toasty was startled awake by the sound of glass breaking from some where within his home.
As Toasty's mind began to process what exactly was going on Toasty began to think with growing panic "Oh no burglars are in my house some where, what am I going to do? Think Waffle think."
As Toasty sat there panicking while also trying to think of what to do his mind came to one conclusion and at the moment Toasty wasn't liking what the conclusion was, he was going to have to try and stop these burglars.
Toasty slowly got to his hooves and made his way as slowly and as quietly around his house as he could so that he could find a weapon because what type of pony goes into a confrontation without a weapon of some form. Toasty searched for a weapon for quite a few minutes now and was starting to get a little frustrated that he couldn't find a single thing that could be used as a proper weapon to confront the burglar with, yes Toasty wanted to have a weapon to confront the burglar with but he didn't want to kill any pony so we decided to find a blunt weapon.
Toasty then remembered that he has a baseball bat in his bedroom that would be perfect for this situation, the only problem is that he was 95% sure that the burglar was upstairs somewhere because Toasty hadn't run into him on the ground level. After some thought and consideration Toasty decided that he was going to "risk it for the biscuit" as he pumped himself up and with that Toasty quickly and quietly started ascending the stairs. Toasty couldn't believe that he was almost to the top of the steps and the stairs hadn't made a sound because usually at some point well going up or down the stairs normally they would make a loud creek noise.
As Toasty made it to the top of the stairs he started celebrating in his head as he said to himself "Wow I can't believe I actually made it without making a sound, I suppose I'll---" Just as he was walking away from the top of the stairs the floor boards decided to give a fairly loud crack and pop from the weight of Toasty.
Toasty just grew wide eyed and froze as what had just happened clicked inside of his head, after this realization hit Toasty quickly mad a fast walk to his bedroom keeping an eye out for any movement within the hall ways. As Toasty got to his bedroom door he gave a quick look around for any signs of movement and was surprised when he was met with nothing.
While Toasty reached for the door nob he thought to himself "I could have sworn I heard something break around my house.... maybe it was all just a dream and there isn't actually someone trying to steal from me." Toasty thought as he opened his bedroom door to find that some pony was digging around his room , mumbling something under their breath. The pony after finishing digging through the final compartment within the night stand of Toasty's bedroom noticed that there was more moon light coming in than before and slowly turned around to find that toasty was staring at them from the door way.
Both Toasty and the Burglar stared each other down for what seemed like hours before Toasty decided to break the silence.
"Y-you do realize t-that I'm going to have to take y-you down and bring you in t-to the royal guard, right?" Toasty said clearly sound afraid
Even though Toasty couldn't see the burglar's face both because of the mask that they were currently wearing and because of the dark but some how Toasty had a feeling the the burglar was giving him a smug grin, " I don't think you'll be doing anything like that tonight because I think you need a little nap." The burglar said in a calm voice.
Before Toasty could question what he meant or do anything for that matter the burglar came rushing at Toasty, lifted him up, and slammed Toasty into the wall head first.
As Toasty began to lose consciousness he heard the burglar say in a rather annoyed tone " Stupid unicorn didn't even have anything worth taking! Well at least I got to rough him up a bit before I go." and with that Toasty fell into darkness.
Author's Note
Here is the first Chapter, I look forward to reading whatever comments I get.
